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What feels illegal but isn't

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

For me flushing the loo.in the middle of the night

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Putting a wash on before 9am

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Leaving a shop without buying anything, especially if you have to walk out through one of the checkouts

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having a coffee that is still HOT , when my bairns are at school and ive got an online lecture instead of actually being at uni.

that little five minutes of peace in my own home, where im not doing anything, bar something i want to do.

that feels illegal Px

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Putting a wash on before 9am"

How very apt, I am just on my 2nd load now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Models. (Both men and women) They should be illegal… like, how on Earth are some people so fucking stunning even when they wake up?

Please stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cutting lawns on a Sunday morning before 11am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting up at 6am on a Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Models. (Both men and women) They should be illegal… like, how on Earth are some people so fucking stunning even when they wake up?

Please stop!"

It's called photoshop

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Renovating your own home

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Playing music in the garden on a Sunny day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway."

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols. "
That's squeaky bum time....like when chewy and Han flew the stolen spaceship past the Star destroyer with old codes ..but they checked out

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway."

Thisssss, especially when they are going slow on purpose

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Standing in a queue of people and you are the last one to be let in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols. "

I overtook an unmarked Police car once....never realised until he flew past me with his blues flashing off to chase something else

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Putting your bin out in the afternoon for the early morning collection

C

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

Thisssss, especially when they are going slow on purpose "

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Leaving work on time

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Parking like a c*nt

A white van man often parks across the entrance to my driveway, but apparently it isn't illegal unless he blocks me from getting out (but not from getting in).

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Parking like a c*nt

A white van man often parks across the entrance to my driveway, but apparently it isn't illegal unless he blocks me from getting out (but not from getting in). "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parking over two bays with children in the car when there's no parent and child parking spaces left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking your own food into the cinema. Subway was right next door.. The look one the faces of everyone else who were obviously hungry.

(Also did this on a flight, took a subway on board to eat halfway through rather than buying food onboard).

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Taking your own food into the cinema. Subway was right next door.. The look one the faces of everyone else who were obviously hungry.

(Also did this on a flight, took a subway on board to eat halfway through rather than buying food onboard)."
you cheeky rascal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Taking your own food into the cinema. Subway was right next door.. The look one the faces of everyone else who were obviously hungry.

(Also did this on a flight, took a subway on board to eat halfway through rather than buying food onboard).you cheeky rascal "

That's me, a cheeky rascal

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not dressed and looking like a porn star, when on fab.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Coughing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"For me flushing the loo.in the middle of the night "

In your own home?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Models. (Both men and women) They should be illegal… like, how on Earth are some people so fucking stunning even when they wake up?

Please stop!

It's called photoshop "

I’ve seen some in real life and even tho Photoshop might help, they are just gorgeous people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking any kind of supplement for muscle growth

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Women! They scare me x

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By *aramel.desiresMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

The Blair’s buying a whole company to evade tax on property.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people have a go at me because a friend has stopped (shock.horror) their car outside a neighbour's home to wait a few seconds/minutes for me to come out. And yes i have actually had people have a rant at me about it.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Walking under shelter when you have an umbrella. Building overhangs are for us who can’t afford or can’t be arsed to carry an umbrella. It gives us a moment of respite from the rain, you selfish bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Leaving a shop without buying anything, especially if you have to walk out through one of the checkouts

LvM"

So true, I always feel this need to overtly show that my hands are empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coughing "

Yes, on public transport now !

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Coughing

Yes, on public transport now !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmm, I would say shitting on the floor in Aldi or Primark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrolling fab in a cafe.

So naughty but so fun.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hmm, I would say shitting on the floor in Aldi or Primark. "

Are we sure that’s not illegal? You know I’m a woo girl, definitely no boo girl and I don’t want to come across unsupportive but….

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Parking on a street that isn’t yours

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hmm, I would say shitting on the floor in Aldi or Primark. "

Is it weird I'm only concerned about the fact that it was those stores you think it should be illegal in?

(And I'm pretty sure Jamie is right.....)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Hmm, I would say shitting on the floor in Aldi or Primark. "

Do you do that in public

Imagine the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shopshitting is the new shoplifting.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Pulling a sickie at work.

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By *sland_TMan
over a year ago

london

Everything when driving in proximity of a police car.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For me flushing the loo.in the middle of the night "
yes!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"For me flushing the loo.in the middle of the night yes! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hmm, I would say shitting on the floor in Aldi or Primark.

Are we sure that’s not illegal? You know I’m a woo girl, definitely no boo girl and I don’t want to come across unsupportive but…."

*panics*

I wouldn't have done it if I knew it was illegal.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Models. (Both men and women) They should be illegal… like, how on Earth are some people so fucking stunning even when they wake up?

Please stop!"

Photoshop, that's how.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Travelling at more than 4mph on a pavement in a manual wheelchair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway."

Overtaking a police car and 6 other vehicles on an A road. Very slow driver at the front of the queue and on a motorbike. Textbook manoeuvre but still expected to see lights in my mirrors

Mr

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Driving slow behind a police car

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Going through customs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols. "

Years ago my dad had a tumour and when we got the inevitable call I had a long ride to get to the hospital in time. Got pulled by an unmarked police car after following me for 10 miles at speeds well over 100mph. The officer was incredibly kind when he was told the situation and his advice was to keep below 85mph on the grounds no patrol driver would be interested. Obviously won't work with a camera and I'm not sure that saying 'a colleague of yours said it was OK' would be a reasonable excuse but I'm a lot less wary since and will happily pass patrol vehicles at 75.

Mr

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols.

Years ago my dad had a tumour and when we got the inevitable call I had a long ride to get to the hospital in time. Got pulled by an unmarked police car after following me for 10 miles at speeds well over 100mph. The officer was incredibly kind when he was told the situation and his advice was to keep below 85mph on the grounds no patrol driver would be interested. Obviously won't work with a camera and I'm not sure that saying 'a colleague of yours said it was OK' would be a reasonable excuse but I'm a lot less wary since and will happily pass patrol vehicles at 75.

Mr"
decent copper all in all xx

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Leaping Tarzan style out of a tree at yer cat.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Eating cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols.

Years ago my dad had a tumour and when we got the inevitable call I had a long ride to get to the hospital in time. Got pulled by an unmarked police car after following me for 10 miles at speeds well over 100mph. The officer was incredibly kind when he was told the situation and his advice was to keep below 85mph on the grounds no patrol driver would be interested. Obviously won't work with a camera and I'm not sure that saying 'a colleague of yours said it was OK' would be a reasonable excuse but I'm a lot less wary since and will happily pass patrol vehicles at 75.

Mrdecent copper all in all xx"

Tbf, he was really nice. Even before he knew, his initial approach was friendly and polite and he even said that given the bike I was on and the circumstances my standard of riding was very good with the exception of my speed. Asked where I needed to get to and said if it had been local he would have given me an escort. Considering he had enough evidence for a 12 month ban as a minimum was pretty decent.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway.

I swear they drive at one mph within the speed limit just for the lols.

Years ago my dad had a tumour and when we got the inevitable call I had a long ride to get to the hospital in time. Got pulled by an unmarked police car after following me for 10 miles at speeds well over 100mph. The officer was incredibly kind when he was told the situation and his advice was to keep below 85mph on the grounds no patrol driver would be interested. Obviously won't work with a camera and I'm not sure that saying 'a colleague of yours said it was OK' would be a reasonable excuse but I'm a lot less wary since and will happily pass patrol vehicles at 75.

Mrdecent copper all in all xx

Tbf, he was really nice. Even before he knew, his initial approach was friendly and polite and he even said that given the bike I was on and the circumstances my standard of riding was very good with the exception of my speed. Asked where I needed to get to and said if it had been local he would have given me an escort. Considering he had enough evidence for a 12 month ban as a minimum was pretty decent. "
xx

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Driving over insulate Britain members.

...What do you mean it is illegal?

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

hoovering after 9pm

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Me singing. It sounds like it's a crime against other people's ears.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway."

I do this all the time

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Overtaking a police car on the motorway."

Yes!

And driving 70 on a dual carriageway when everyone else seems to think it’s 60 and you even question it yourself

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