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"i allowed my next door nieghbour to cook for me today and she bought round a wonderful plate full of,,,,, pot's savoury mince, cauli,brussle,s broccolli. now i've gone and eaten the whole thing and realised maybe i shouldn't have, with the weekend ahead planned "Today's Tuesday. If you're still farting by the weekend I don't think you can blame the food. | |||
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao "Butt plug? "Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin.... An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said "I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!" The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!" Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! | |||
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
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"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! "LMAO  | |||
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!!
LMAO "(sound of two drum beats and a cymbal) Ba-dum tish..... (bows) thank you, thank you, I am here all week, dont forget to try the chefs special.... also available for Bar mitzfahs, weddings, office parties etc.. | |||
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"i've a very slow matabalisum, but should be fine lol if not has anyone got a butt plug or gas mask's they can spare lmao
Butt plug?
"Newsflash" on Wednesdays lunchtime news bulletin....
An unidentified flying object was spotted today, first reported by a pilot coming in to land, who said
"I could have sworn it looked like that Touvak bloke off fab, just a bit more blimp-like!!"
The RAF scrambled a plane to intercept the object, but all that the pilot reported was " A strange mixed veg fart smell!"
Anyone with any further information is asked to call the Samaritans helpline, as no one else gives a feck!! "Haha good one hehe  | |||
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Glad i aint entertaining ya  "Please feel sorry for those who will be sharing a room with him! | |||
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