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By *illy76 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the west

Sitting in the kitchen watching strictly and BAM 2 spiders down. Dogs on form tonight and I will sleep well! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i borrow your dogs please?

im genuinely terrified of them! not great when you live alone Px

PS.. give them a treat from me for being the goodest doggies and saving you from them!

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By *illy76 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the west


"can i borrow your dogs please?

im genuinely terrified of them! not great when you live alone Px

PS.. give them a treat from me for being the goodest doggies and saving you from them! "

They are on form this year, like you live alone and they are not top of my favourite list.

Proud is an understatement! I hate this time of year.

Windows close and yet they still get in. Treats all round.

Happy to hire out for a night or 2 x

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

My dog kills them won’t eat them just leaves them there I try and get them and put it outside afore he sees them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i borrow your dogs please?

im genuinely terrified of them! not great when you live alone Px

PS.. give them a treat from me for being the goodest doggies and saving you from them! "

Get a wee spray bottle with water and peppermint oil and just spray it around windows and corners occasionally. They hate it and everywhere smells lovely

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Our smallest cat just chews them to death for a while and then runs off with them to random places

LvM

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By *illy76 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the west


"Our smallest cat just chews them to death for a while and then runs off with them to random places

LvM"

Normally they are chewed and spat out, I think its the hairy legs, but my team this year eat them so no clearing up lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can i borrow your dogs please?

im genuinely terrified of them! not great when you live alone Px

PS.. give them a treat from me for being the goodest doggies and saving you from them!

Get a wee spray bottle with water and peppermint oil and just spray it around windows and corners occasionally. They hate it and everywhere smells lovely "

aye i already do this! have shares in peppermint oil deliveries like

doesn't seem to stop them from breaking and entering into my house. damn living in the sticks! Px

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two house cats. One would leave them on my pillow as love tokens.

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex

We’re they mid way through their routine…Chased the stage invaders off…straight back in to the routine. It’s 10 from us for your doggies

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I don’t mind spiders in the house, they certainly help keep the flies and mosquitoes down, but we do occasionally get small scorpions here and that’s a huge no! They get killed very quickly

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By *illy76 OP   Woman
over a year ago

in the west


"We’re they mid way through their routine…Chased the stage invaders off…straight back in to the routine. It’s 10 from us for your doggies "

A TEN for performance and talent. They'll take that along with a biscuit or 2 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely huge Tarantula stuck in my bath tub this morning, with legs and speed of Linford Christie!!

Neatly captured using a clear plastic pint beaker and a piece of card, slid swiftly underneath. Despatched, unharmed, out of the bathroom window. Where he will no doubt, carry out his next home invasion.

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By *ewtothis2219Couple
over a year ago

Telford


"I don’t mind spiders in the house, they certainly help keep the flies and mosquitoes down, but we do occasionally get small scorpions here and that’s a huge no! They get killed very quickly"

Heck no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Absolutely huge Tarantula stuck in my bath tub this morning, with legs and speed of Linford Christie!!

Neatly captured using a clear plastic pint beaker and a piece of card, slid swiftly underneath. Despatched, unharmed, out of the bathroom window. Where he will no doubt, carry out his next home invasion. "

Oh that's a bit dramatic lolol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it helps I was reading an article lately that said the average house has THOUSANDS of spiders

Apparently the spiders that live indoors only like living indoors too and if you chuck then outside they'll just find a way back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get divebombed....I am sure I have the Spider equivalent of Jason Bourne here dangling there on his little thread just watching me waiting to pounce

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By *hubby CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Essex


"I get divebombed....I am sure I have the Spider equivalent of Jason Bourne here dangling there on his little thread just watching me waiting to pounce

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Typical spider did it just spin you a web of lies of why it was there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get divebombed....I am sure I have the Spider equivalent of Jason Bourne here dangling there on his little thread just watching me waiting to pounce

Typical spider did it just spin you a web of lies of why it was there?"

Oh no, I think he wanted my pizza....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In our old house we had a downstairs bathroom.

Came home off night shift stepped in to the shower and screamed like a girl.

HUGE spider in there with me.,

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m currently holding one captive under a glass in the middle of my kitchen

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