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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Awwww get well soon but give me a shout if you need anything | |||
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Hope you start to feel better soon.
NBVN x | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Would you like the grapes peeled as well?  | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well? "No! Who does that! Is that even a thing | |||
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"Aww my lovely please accept a virtual boobie cuddle from me too.
Hope you start to feel better soon.
NBVN x"Thanks gorgeous x | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Wishing you a swift recovery | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "Then I’m in  | |||
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"sending you love and all of the cuddles
hoping you feel better soon! Px "Thanks. And good to see you back! X | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Get well soon x | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing
Then I’m in "You need to be willing to catch my lurg. We could both wear masks though  | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled  | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing "I might enjoy a peeled grape
Get well soon lovely lady, I’ll send lots of willing volunteers to rub your chest | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing
I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled "Oh now I want a milk bath too! | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "I’ve got grapes ! X get well soon duck x | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing
I might enjoy a peeled grape
Get well soon lovely lady, I’ll send lots of willing volunteers to rub your chest "Ooooh thanks | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes I’ve got grapes ! X get well soon duck x"Are they red. I only like red | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "White, red or black, and I'm guessing seedless? Fluffy wrap too? | |||
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Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing
I kinda imagine it's from Egyptian times, like a milk bath was decadent, so too having your grapes peeled
Oh now I want a milk bath too!"Moo milk, or man milk? | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
Would you like the grapes peeled as well?
No! Who does that! Is that even a thing
Then I’m in
You need to be willing to catch my lurg. We could both wear masks though "That would make a change from the paper bag I’m usually asked to wear | |||
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"Awww still poorly ...
Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x" yeah caught it off the mini human  | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
White, red or black, and I'm guessing seedless? Fluffy wrap too?"Red or black. Seedless of course! | |||
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"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things. What's up? " Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x | |||
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"I can be your DJ Nora, shall we start off with some Rolling Stones... Sympathy For The Devil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ"Yeah. You’d have my kinda music I reckon Ace . Let’s all have a disco! And I’ll watch from my bed | |||
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"Poorly what's up xx Yes I can feed you grapes Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x" Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid  | |||
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"I was in until the milk bath. Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there." Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually. | |||
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"Poorly what's up xx Yes I can feed you grapes Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid "Xxxx get well soon x | |||
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"I've put the kettle on, let's have a cuppa and some grapes if you like. Big hugs to you. Mrs x" Sounds just what I need x | |||
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"Poorly what's up xx Yes I can feed you grapes Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid
Xxxx get well soon x"Thanks Yas. I’m worried it may be man flu as I have no energy and have hardly moved today!  | |||
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"One of my special hugs and you'd be feeling 100% again.
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"Poorly what's up xx Yes I can feed you grapes Get you some lucozade and massage your head with vicks x Omg I want lucozade! And Heinz tomato soup. Reminds me of being poorly as a kid
Xxxx get well soon x
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Big chest and cuddles ! Nora to sleep ! Then leaves quietly !  | |||
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"Fascinating rubs and hugs your way. *runs out to get grapes. Red grapes you fool! Red!*" Was gonna say you’re not too far! Have you moved lol? | |||
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"For the sore throat :- Suck no cock For the headache :- In a darkened room lie For the sweats :- under a blanket sip cool sweet agua For weakness : sip packet chicken noodle soup. Eat apple pie and lots of custard and sleep all day. May your recovery be swift and full of insurges of power and will. Drink no booze - To work don't go. " But but granny. I was always told sucking cock was the best cure for a sore throat. Have they been lying to me all these years? | |||
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"Awww still poorly ...
Grumpy Hugs and hair strokes on there way Nora x
yeah caught it off the mini human "I know, get well soon | |||
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"You need to suck a fisherman's toe a wet soggy toe!!" Will that help? | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years "It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week. | |||
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"You need to suck a fisherman's toe a wet soggy toe!! Will that help? "That's made you better | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x"Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way | |||
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"Sending sympathy and Custard Creams (other biscuits are available) " Milk choc digestives please | |||
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"Try eucalyptus oil " Yeah I did my head over a bowl thing with that x | |||
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"I was in until the milk bath. Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there. Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually. " In that case.... I'm in! | |||
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"Try eucalyptus oil Yeah I did my head over a bowl thing with that x" Very good xxx try eat about 3 oranges and squeeze 2 lemons and drink it x | |||
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"I was in until the milk bath. Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there. Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually. In that case.... I'm in!" Love your pic sexy lady | |||
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"I will bring you the grapes! " So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes | |||
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"I will bring you the grapes! So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes "True friend right there | |||
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"I will bring you the grapes! So your going to travel over 100 miles to get Nora grapes
True friend right there "Xxx | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x
Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way "ANY TAKERS?!?!?!  | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x
Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way
ANY TAKERS?!?!?! "Do you think it could sting them? Like deep heat. | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x
Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way
ANY TAKERS?!?!?! "Yeah. It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x
Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way
ANY TAKERS?!?!?!
Yeah.
It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on". Oooh will you be bringing your lovely wife too? | |||
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Sla*ves with fans, cocktails and anything you desire by express courier;-) | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "What’s wrong? I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does! Hope you feel better soon | |||
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"You need cock
Feel better soon Chuck x
Maybe someone could rub vicks on their cock and rub it on my chest that way
ANY TAKERS?!?!?!
Yeah.
It’s a massage technique I’ve been working on
. Oooh will you be bringing your lovely wife too? "Of course, she applies the vicks! | |||
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"I can be your DJ Nora, shall we start off with some Rolling Stones... Sympathy For The Devil
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jwtyn-L-2gQ
Yeah. You’d have my kinda music I reckon Ace . Let’s all have a disco! And I’ll watch from my bed "Not been to a Discotheque for many a year, but try some Deep Purple - Bananas www.youtube.com/watch?v=iibZO4wlkBc | |||
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"Always for you Nora !
Sla*ves with fans, cocktails and anything you desire by express courier;-) "You never fail to pull through for me Rose! | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
What’s wrong?
I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does!
Hope you feel better soon "Wow! That sounds awful. I always get a second opinion now. Suffered too many GP mistakes. My friends daughter went to GP THREE times with leaking nipples. Was told it was her age and she had young children. 2 months later she died of breast cancer age 26. My Nan went docs with bad stomach ache. Was told it was a bug. 2 days later she collapsed and died with a burst bowel and sceptasemia. | |||
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"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes ! What type of grapes, Nora ? "You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo
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"Lucozade wrapped in yellow cellophane is the cure for all ills " Haha yep it always used to be | |||
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"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes ! What type of grapes, Nora ?
You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo
Red. I said red "Ooops, it was my little homage to you, honestly
I'll virtually send you the largest basket of sweet Champagne grapes I can find, delivered by two topless Forumites of your choice to provide booby rubs while they feed you.
Get better soon x | |||
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"Can't believe no one's asked you what type of grapes ! What type of grapes, Nora ?
You’re obviously doing a Nora and not reading the thread properly Leo
Red. I said red
Ooops, it was my little homage to you, honestly
I'll virtually send you the largest basket of sweet Champagne grapes I can find, delivered by two topless Forumites of your choice to provide booby rubs while they feed you.
Get better soon x"Oh wow. I’ll have dreamy please. I’ll have to think of which male one I want! | |||
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"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things. What's up? Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x"My 17 year old had something similar last week and has very kindly given it to his sister He was rough for about 4 days. Hope you feel better soon | |||
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"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things. What's up? Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x
My 17 year old had something similar last week and has very kindly given it to his sister He was rough for about 4 days. Hope you feel better soon "Thanks lovely. I got it from the kids. Something obviously going around | |||
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"I was in until the milk bath. Sorry Nora.... I draw the line there. Haha thinking about it I don’t think I’d like it actually. In that case.... I'm in! Love your pic sexy lady "Aww fanks gorgeous. Someone has to | |||
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"Hope you recover and are fighting fit soon.... "Not sure I could be described as fighting fit before! . But thanks | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to cum on my chest and in my hair after they slip between me grapes " | |||
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"Try a dark and stormy. Rums a cure all xxx " Rum will make me Chuck | |||
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"Awww sorry to hear that, I'm just getting over the flu myself which hit me like a truck. Lempsip, paracetamol, and Strepsils are your friend "I find beechams powders work better for me but can’t get them! Tried Tesco’s and the 2 chemists . Got lemsip. I just have to have about 13 sugars in it | |||
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"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better? "Do you think it would soothe my chest? | |||
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"Hope you feel better soon Nora xx " Thank you xx | |||
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"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better?
Do you think it would soothe my chest?"Yes. And my aching plumbs. | |||
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"I can spunk on yer tits if it’ll make you feel any better?
Do you think it would soothe my chest?
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"Awww sorry to hear that, I'm just getting over the flu myself which hit me like a truck. Lempsip, paracetamol, and Strepsils are your friend
I find beechams powders work better for me but can’t get them! Tried Tesco’s and the 2 chemists . Got lemsip. I just have to have about 13 sugars in it "13!
The lemon one ain't so bad | |||
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I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "Friends don't get any better than this Nora ^ | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "Can I be ill too ? | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!
Friends don't get any better than this Nora ^ "Exactly Mr Blooms | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!
Can I be ill too ?"Of course I have a large sized shower | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink! "Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!! | |||
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"Hot lemon and honey for you nora the whiskey is optional, hope you feel better soon." Ewwwww whiskey. Noooooooo. Had a few Lemsips. Don’t think they really do anything though. Watching Disney films on the sofa with my duvet is the best cure | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!
Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!! "Ha ha No selling that video to Tik Toc | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!
Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!!
Ha ha
No selling that video to Tik Toc "Hmmm don’t give me ideas. That vid would make a fortune!! Don’t worry it’s safely in my vault | |||
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"Hot lemon and honey for you nora the whiskey is optional, hope you feel better soon. Ewwwww whiskey. Noooooooo. Had a few Lemsips. Don’t think they really do anything though. Watching Disney films on the sofa with my duvet is the best cure "Not my favourite either but for medicinal use it dose the job, id need it to get through the disney films
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"Huge hugs gorgeous and boob squishes - hope the germs shift soon xxx "Thanks beautiful xx | |||
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"Did you call Nora ?
I can offer:
A lunch of homemade tomato soup with a side serving of crusty bread and a large glass of lucozade.
After lunch is done I can take you for a hot steamy soapy shower with myself where I will proceed to lather you in bubbles using only the finest booby techniques.
A quick and cheeky finger blasting session under the hot water will cure any pounding headache you may have and calm the mind. Also helps to shift the head full of snot too....
A quick towel dry and I will then pass you over to Rex Holes as he likes anything to do with bums so he can dry yours and pat some Talc on for you too..
Then it's over to Mr Blooms to feed you grapes and tuck you in bed.....his music taste is also terrible so you will be asleep in no time
Hope you feel better soon Nora and then I'm taking you out for a drink!
Wow you’re just the best! I’ll be round in half hour . And Thankyou for my amaaaazing present!!!
Ha ha
No selling that video to Tik Toc
Hmmm don’t give me ideas. That vid would make a fortune!! Don’t worry it’s safely in my vault "Ha ha ha Enjoy | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years
It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week. "I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years
It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.
I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm "It’s horrible. How long have you had it x | |||
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"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things. What's up? Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x"I can empathise, I'm a week into this and it's still kicking my ass x | |||
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"Sympathy inbound. It's horrible feeling ill when you still have to do certain things. What's up? Really fluey. Cough cold and achey . Did a test so it’s not Covid. Time of year probably x
I can empathise, I'm a week into this and it's still kicking my ass x "A week! Oh great  Saying that it was Tuesday my daughter was sent home and she still has it. | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years
It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.
I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm
It’s horrible. How long have you had it x"Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years
It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.
I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm
It’s horrible. How long have you had it x
Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick "I only really started with it yesterday. Was hoping I’d be ok by Monday | |||
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"If you’ve got the same cold as me then I sympathise, feel terrible, worst I’ve been for years
It’s pretty shit innit. Apparently there’s a bug going around called the super cold lol. Over half my daughters class have been sent home with it this week.
I'm in bed with it at the minute, I feel shocking atm
It’s horrible. How long have you had it x
Since about weds, powered through work the last couple of days but this morning I just couldn't do it and crawled back into bed and called in sick
I only really started with it yesterday. Was hoping I’d be ok by Monday "You might be, I've probably done myself no favours by not resting and being run off my feet at work | |||
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"How are you now x" Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x | |||
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"How are you now x Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x"Awww rest up sweety xxx | |||
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"How are you now x Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x
Awww rest up sweety xxx"Yeah I will do xx | |||
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"How are you now x Not bad _asmeen thanks. Just lazed about all afternoon taking lemsips and coughing and sneezing. I’m rarely ill luckily but it drives me mad when I can’t do anything as I’m not one for doing nowt! My body gave in eventually and I had to lie down x
Awww rest up sweety xxx
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes
What’s wrong?
I was taken ill 5 weeks ago seemingly with IBS, but no matter how I told my GP I didn’t think it was IBS, as the symptoms weren’t what I normally have, she just kept telling me to take what she’d given me…. The meds actually made me worse. Into the second week she decided to do blood tests, not expecting anything to come of it, they showed I’d had a virus that had attacked my liver & my gut, hence why I felt so ill. Thankfully I’m ok now, but I was ill for three weeks. 2 weeks ago I woke up feeling back to normal! Recent blood test shows my liver is almost back to normal. Had the virus attacked my spleen I could have ended up in hospital, I dread to think what might have happened since she decided not to listen to me. Think I know my body better than she thinks she does!
Hope you feel better soon
Wow! That sounds awful. I always get a second opinion now. Suffered too many GP mistakes. My friends daughter went to GP THREE times with leaking nipples. Was told it was her age and she had young children. 2 months later she died of breast cancer age 26. My Nan went docs with bad stomach ache. Was told it was a bug. 2 days later she collapsed and died with a burst bowel and sceptasemia. "OMG, that’s awful the GP I had was actually a GP in training, no point in trying to get an appointment with my own GP who is partner in the practise as I refuse to wait 3 weeks for a phone consultation it’s a flipping nightmare trying to get an appointment, before the bloods I’d had 4 appointments with her - 3 on the phone and one 1-1… | |||
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"For sympathy but I can’t remember feeling this poorly. I need someone to rub my chest and stroke my hair and bring me grapes "Oh dear, was it my peen pics that did it? If so, I’m sorry…..still NSP’s fault, mind.
Have this phallus-free hug…..
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