FabSwingers.com forum: What's In Granny Crumpets Shopping trolley

By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Shes shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scones, cream and jam.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Crumpets?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy slippers !

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Imperial leather soap

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Scones, cream and jam.

Nope

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Imperial leather soap "

Dove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandpa crumpet and some cat food.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Grandpa crumpet and some cat food."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thin crumpets

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Gin. Just Gin. Maybe a lemon and some tonic too if she had a good night at the bingo.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Thin crumpets

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Mangos and shallots. Maybe a hammer?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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A clue she was a prolific shoplifter

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Mangos and shallots. Maybe a hammer? "

Definitely

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse

Why

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse

Why"

Cause I’m always sorting her bins out. She’s a right messy cow

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"I hope she’s bought bin bags this time the tight arse

Why

Cause I’m always sorting her teeth out. She’s a right messy cow

"
ok

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Granny Smiths

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Vosene shampoo, Granny doesn’t go for those modern posh hair products

Also she prefers her Men to wear ‘Brut’ aftershave and has a cupboard full of it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Thin crumpets

Pikelets ?

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Granny Smiths"

Maybe

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Vosene shampoo, Granny doesn’t go for those modern posh hair products

Also she prefers her Men to wear ‘Brut’ aftershave and has a cupboard full of it.

True x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Poligrip for her dentures and K-Y jelly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Poligrip for her dentures and K-Y jelly"

Yes added

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti "

Is she cooking for Rex?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" heinz spaghetti "

Heinz spaghetti ? She buys Happy Shopper for 9p

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter "

Was?

Cheese.

And lube.

And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter

Was?

Cheese.

And lube.

And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh."

Yeah was she's changed her ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti

Is she cooking for Rex?"

Yep...better add a watermelon

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Wethers originals, a cucumber and a tin of heinz spaghetti

Is she cooking for Rex?

Yep...better add a watermelon "

And bleach

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Cheese.

And lube.

Why both ? Just buy a Primula tube. Multipurpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The souls of hoarders/panic buyers

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The souls of hoarders/panic buyers

Behave

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bog rolls and beer

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Bog rolls and beer

She doesn't drink

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady"

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of Sherry

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

I refuse

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

I refuse "

We’re divorced anyway

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"Bottle of Sherry "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can of whoop ass ready for you yasmeem for starting this thread

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

I refuse

We’re divorced anyway

Why

Though

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

I refuse

We’re divorced anyway

Why

Though "

Cause it couldn’t suck itself that’s why

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

Get your filthy mind out of the gutter

Shes a lady

Ladies can still have my cock up their arse

I refuse

We’re divorced anyway

Why

Though

Cause it couldn’t suck itself that’s why

I was ill that weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thin crumpets

Pikelets ?"

Yass!!

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Old spice pair of marigolds vaseline cucumber a feather duster.....

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By *viatrixWoman
over a year ago

Redhill

Parma Violets and talcum powder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beard oil, palmers cocoa butter and coconut water xx

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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Granny is resting now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"A clue she was a prolific shoplifter

Was?

Cheese.

And lube.

And Tena Lady knickers, cos she's posh.

Yeah was she's changed her ways "

Won't be cheese then, just water biscuits and cheap jam.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Pickled onions

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Granny is resting now"

Feet up, nice cuppa camomile tea.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Anusol for her farmers. Applied by japs eye

You do know that stuff shrinks flesh.

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By *inja 636Man
over a year ago

Grays

Hopefully me x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oranges, duct tape and some tie wraps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cubs?

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By *uzzby40Man
over a year ago

Daventry

Camp coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trem "shopping" is s loose one

She is out recruiting new grannies into the great crumpet army who suffered great losses during the much under reported Devon/Cornwall scone war of February 2021

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new toaster.

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"A new toaster. "

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

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"The trem "shopping" is s loose one

She is out recruiting new grannies into the great crumpet army who suffered great losses during the much under reported Devon/Cornwall scone war of February 2021"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bait

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By *asmeen OP TV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

She likes to portray a healthy image with her vegan diet but I bet if you bumped into her in the supermarket her trolley would be full of beer and fags.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tena lady?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New pair of marigolds, Baby oil and some candles of various sizes.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A new douche, her arse ate the last one

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