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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls and pervy night flamingos. Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Hey!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Yay, hey Jim! Hope you're well.

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been? "

Perving*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay, hey Jim! Hope you're well. "

I'm not too bad. How the flip are you?

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By *ouise8300Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Hi everyone. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TattMan you bloody pervert. For a moment I thought you were getting some more body art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jimothy and Forum

How are you?

Px

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. X"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Louise and your bum. x

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TattMan you bloody pervert. For a moment I thought you were getting some more body art."

All in good time my friend!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Evening Jim

Evening all

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!"

Yay! I'm so happy now. I'm really good today, happy and excited. I hope you're well also Priapus?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jimothy and Forum

How are you?

Px "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Prinny. I'm all good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TattMan you bloody pervert. For a moment I thought you were getting some more body art.

All in good time my friend! "

What are you going to get done?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

TattMan is gonna get a new hole.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like the look of your sausage.

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

[Removed by poster at 08/10/21 22:14:18]

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like the look of your sausage."

Meaty and Thick I know

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Evening lovely fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening all "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. Happy Friday night.

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TattMan you bloody pervert. For a moment I thought you were getting some more body art.

All in good time my friend!

What are you going to get done?

Tattman is gonna get a new hole

"

Just nose repierced and then some more inkwork for now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

Yay! I'm so happy now. I'm really good today, happy and excited. I hope you're well also Priapus? "

What are you so excited about? I'm alright.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim

Evening Perverts

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Grumpy. I like the look of your sausage.

Meaty and Thick I know "

Tasty.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

Hello bitches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening lovely fabbers "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Gin&Tonic. A lovely combination.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening nocturnal crew

Today has been a busy work day, but good lessons, across the world and stuff.

Just chilling watching BBC4 music Friday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, TattMan you bloody pervert. For a moment I thought you were getting some more body art.

All in good time my friend!

What are you going to get done?

Tattman is gonna get a new hole

Just nose repierced and then some more inkwork for now"

You moved my words like a magician. That's cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Evening Jim. Having a pint and piercing at this moment. How's your night been?

Perving*"

one slightly more painful than the other

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Hi Jim, hope you're well.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hello bitches "

Hiya Jamie, I'm listening to some Trance stuff on You Tube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeHZR5Jjjw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

Yay! I'm so happy now. I'm really good today, happy and excited. I hope you're well also Priapus?

What are you so excited about? I'm alright."

Alright sounds a bit flat.

This weekend I'm not only going to a pumpkin patch but I'm also getting my social on. Me! Fat, kind of prone to rambling me, has a social!

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Hiya Jamie, I'm listening to some Trance stuff on You Tube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeHZR5Jjjw"

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y"

Guess what day it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening nocturnal crew

Today has been a busy work day, but good lessons, across the world and stuff.

Just chilling watching BBC4 music Friday "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Did you teach the world to sing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufX5YtknnhU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi "

Hey, Rex. How's your hole doin'?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else "

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening jimbooooooo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond "

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, hope you're well. "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. I'm weller than Paul Weller. How are you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening nocturnal crew

Today has been a busy work day, but good lessons, across the world and stuff.

Just chilling watching BBC4 music Friday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Did you teach the world to sing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufX5YtknnhU"

Actually, I forgot to show them a silly video, thanks for reminding me! I taught them about DNA and graphs. Rock and fucking roll

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Hiya Jamie, I'm listening to some Trance stuff on You Tube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeeHZR5Jjjw"

Wicked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts. "
hey _eli.

I thought they did really well. Leo was particularly funny ... or I was in an easily amused mood. Lorna and Ash were wonderful too. It was what I needed

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?"

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. You're tonight's ¹st poster! Yeah!

Yay! I'm so happy now. I'm really good today, happy and excited. I hope you're well also Priapus?

What are you so excited about? I'm alright.

Alright sounds a bit flat.

This weekend I'm not only going to a pumpkin patch but I'm also getting my social on. Me! Fat, kind of prone to rambling me, has a social! "

I'm alright.

Awesome weekend plans every, Meli.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is "

I know this one, Friday.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Arrows.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Good evening Jim and night owls!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening jimbooooooo "

I like the oooooooo. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts. hey _eli.

I thought they did really well. Leo was particularly funny ... or I was in an easily amused mood. Lorna and Ash were wonderful too. It was what I needed "

*Exits stage left*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening nocturnal crew

Today has been a busy work day, but good lessons, across the world and stuff.

Just chilling watching BBC4 music Friday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Did you teach the world to sing?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ufX5YtknnhU

Actually, I forgot to show them a silly video, thanks for reminding me! I taught them about DNA and graphs. Rock and fucking roll "

I could show your students DNA. But I can't anymore. Not since I was banned from teaching for showing students DNA.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey ho Sherlock

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Good eeeevening Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday "

You get out a lot don't ya.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How long is your beard? Just how beardy are you for goodness sakes?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hey ho Sherlock "

Yo Rose, don't give him ideas, he might get ahead of himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeevening Jim "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. Are you up to any mischief?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock

Yo Rose, don't give him ideas, he might get ahead of himself "

Oh well. Better than staying behind

Hi Ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock

"

You know what's on your to do list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock

Yo Rose, don't give him ideas, he might get ahead of himself "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I've already had the idea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock

You know what's on your to do list "

I certainly do. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya."

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Let's play Jim's Spotify Surprise. The first person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't matter to me - Drake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya.

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious "

Please do send me a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey ho Sherlock

You know what's on your to do list

I certainly do. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose."

Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts. hey _eli.

I thought they did really well. Leo was particularly funny ... or I was in an easily amused mood. Lorna and Ash were wonderful too. It was what I needed

*Exits stage left*

"

I'm sorry kc. I wasn't there if you guys hosted one. Or if I was there I was brain dead and sleepy

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya.

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious

Please do send me a photo."

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't matter to me - Drake"

I'm just going to search for Drake, and press play.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good evening Jim and night owls!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How long is your beard? Just how beardy are you for goodness sakes?"

second time I've been asked in as many hours! Not the full gandalf any more!

As it's you, I'll slap it up here for a bit

^

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts. hey _eli.

I thought they did really well. Leo was particularly funny ... or I was in an easily amused mood. Lorna and Ash were wonderful too. It was what I needed

*Exits stage left*

I'm sorry kc. I wasn't there if you guys hosted one. Or if I was there I was brain dead and sleepy"

It was that amazing, that your brain simply couldn't hold on to the fabulous-ness. Or something like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya.

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious

Please do send me a photo.

Done "

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Send me cake pics.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello night owls

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya.

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious

Please do send me a photo.

Done

Thank you very much."

Yours is bigger than mine

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday."

You ruined it.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Hi Jim, hope you're well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. I'm weller than Paul Weller. How are you?"

In quite a good mood. Just bloody tired.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Hey ho Sherlock

Yo Rose, don't give him ideas, he might get ahead of himself

Oh well. Better than staying behind

Hi Ace "

Yeah, I'm down wit da kids an ting innit ya know sis

I should probably speak correctly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How long is your beard? Just how beardy are you for goodness sakes?

second time I've been asked in as many hours! Not the full gandalf any more!

As it's you, I'll slap it up here for a bit

^ "

You've got a lovely beard.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Eve-nin Jim. All.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello night owls "

Good afternooooooooooooooooon, Lorraine. How's your Florida Friday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening James, I’ve still not seen Bond

Flippin' heck. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. I'd go by myself to an afternoon screening. Did you manage to arrange your coffee with the ladies?

I’m going to watch it with the ladies on the 15th

Yes we managed to arrange coffee for Tuesday then went for lunch Wednesday

You get out a lot don't ya.

I’m making up for lost time

Oh I’ll send you a pic of dessert it was scrumptious

Please do send me a photo.

Done

Thank you very much.

Yours is bigger than mine "

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Good evening Jim and night owls!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How long is your beard? Just how beardy are you for goodness sakes?

second time I've been asked in as many hours! Not the full gandalf any more!

As it's you, I'll slap it up here for a bit

^

You've got a lovely beard."

Aw cheers Jim - gonna upgrade that pic to a smileyface for you

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over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it. "

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm listening to Drake, how urban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi Jim, hope you're well.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Byron. I'm weller than Paul Weller. How are you?

In quite a good mood. Just bloody tired."

Kick back, relax, and talk balls here.

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I'm heading to the land of nod..one or two sherbets consumed and a fab friday night sas had.

2 good says .. Night night ..zzz zzz hic zzzz zzzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eve-nin Jim. All.

"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I like your boots.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?"

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim and night owls!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bob. How long is your beard? Just how beardy are you for goodness sakes?

second time I've been asked in as many hours! Not the full gandalf any more!

As it's you, I'll slap it up here for a bit

^

You've got a lovely beard.

Aw cheers Jim - gonna upgrade that pic to a smileyface for you "

Yeah!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello night owls

Good afternooooooooooooooooon, Lorraine. How's your Florida Friday?"

Hot and raining as opposed to hot and not raining

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send me cock pics."

I don't have one. Apologies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm heading to the land of nod..one or two sherbets consumed and a fab friday night sas had.

2 good says .. Night night ..zzz zzz hic zzzz zzzz

"

Na night, 2Good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm listening to Drake, how urban."

There is MJ too ! if you found the right song

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy. "

Let me take control.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy.

Let me take control."

That’s all I want, Jim. It’s all I want.

Jimus, take the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good eeeeeeeeevening Jim, hello night owls

Good afternooooooooooooooooon, Lorraine. How's your Florida Friday?

Hot and raining as opposed to hot and not raining

"

Hot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Send me cock pics.

I don't have one. Apologies.

"

Fair do's.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy.

Let me take control.

That’s all I want, Jim. It’s all I want.

Jimus, take the wheel. "

I'm driving.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I like Jim's finger, how many donuts can he fit on there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy.

Let me take control.

That’s all I want, Jim. It’s all I want.

Jimus, take the wheel.

I'm driving."

What games are we playing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like Jim's finger, how many donuts can he fit on there?"

Another good question.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Eve-nin Jim. All.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I like your boots."

Thanks Jim. Me too. I like your vacuum cleaner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello bitches

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IGo6x_uzG8Y

Guess what day it is

I know this one, Friday.

You ruined it.

Oh, sorry. Have you got any more games?

I wish I did but I lack imagination and whimsy.

Let me take control.

That’s all I want, Jim. It’s all I want.

Jimus, take the wheel.

I'm driving.

What games are we playing "

The question is above. Well, there's two questions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Eve-nin Jim. All.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Notso. I like your boots.

Thanks Jim. Me too. I like your vacuum cleaner."

Thanks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey Jim.

New contributor to the thread but I have enjoyed chatting the last few nights

Hello everyone else

Hello Arrows, it's good you're sticking around after the guest hosts. hey _eli.

I thought they did really well. Leo was particularly funny ... or I was in an easily amused mood. Lorna and Ash were wonderful too. It was what I needed

*Exits stage left*

I'm sorry kc. I wasn't there if you guys hosted one. Or if I was there I was brain dead and sleepy

It was that amazing, that your brain simply couldn't hold on to the fabulous-ness. Or something like that "
That is exactly it

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?"

A Panama hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?"

A bowler hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat"

It's not a bowler hat.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

No."

One of those caps with a built in fan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rastafarian hat?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

No.

One of those caps with a built in fan?"

No, but those are cool hats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Craig David beanie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A rastafarian hat?"

Guess again.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy ya'll, cowboy hat?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A top hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"[Removed by a wild Bill at 08/10/21 23:21:05]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A Craig David beanie?"

That would be silly, I've got loads of beanies. My new hat isn't a beanie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chefs hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna lie.. I'm running out of hats

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat."

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, cowboy hat?"

Good afternoooooooooooooooon, Bill. My new hat isn't a cowboy hat.

I know what the weather is doing in Florida. What's the weather doing in Texas?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Howdy and hope ye are doing good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beer hat that has long straws to siphon the beer straight into your mouth no hands required?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A top hat?"

It is top, but not that sort of top.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A chefs hat?"

Nah. I a useless cook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A beer hat that has long straws to siphon the beer straight into your mouth no hands required?"

This must be it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat "

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat.

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over a year ago


"Howdy and hope ye are doing good "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and howdy, Rowdy. I'm good. How are youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A beer hat that has long straws to siphon the beer straight into your mouth no hands required?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Virginia. Another good hat. But that is an incorrect answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat."

Oh now you need to buy a pirate hat and parade it along the finest part of the River Severn by me!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy ya'll, cowboy hat?

Good afternoooooooooooooooon, Bill. My new hat isn't a cowboy hat.

I know what the weather is doing in Florida. What's the weather doing in Texas?"
90 degrees a little breeze and bright sunshine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A beer hat that has long straws to siphon the beer straight into your mouth no hands required?

This must be it"

No. But I'll put it on my Christmas list.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat.

Oh now you need to buy a pirate hat and parade it along the finest part of the River Severn by me! "

I was thinking the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last guess ... a santa hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Howdy ya'll, cowboy hat?

Good afternoooooooooooooooon, Bill. My new hat isn't a cowboy hat.

I know what the weather is doing in Florida. What's the weather doing in Texas? 90 degrees a little breeze and bright sunshine"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Last guess ... a santa hat"

It's a good guess, but it's not a hat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to try to sleep folks.

Jim, have a blast tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm off to try to sleep folks.

Jim, have a blast tonight "

Na night, sleep well.

Will do.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A baseball "gimme" hat?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Jethro

Just home from work and we had the local creepo in tonight. He walked behind me, looked at my arse then lifted his hand as if he was gonna slap it.

My response.

*finger in his face*

"If you do it, I'll knock you the fuck out"

Possibly not the best reaction, which could cost me my job, however, he should have been banned many visits ago.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat."

He's Captain Pugwash in disguise ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A baseball "gimme" hat?"

No. What's a gimmie hat?

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"A baseball "gimme" hat?

No. What's a gimmie hat?"
they used to give them away, usually with whatever companies name on it, the with the plastic adjustable size dilly in the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Just home from work and we had the local creepo in tonight. He walked behind me, looked at my arse then lifted his hand as if he was gonna slap it.

My response.

*finger in his face*

"If you do it, I'll knock you the fuck out"

Possibly not the best reaction, which could cost me my job, however, he should have been banned many visits ago."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. At least you gave him warning of potential physical contact. Is he banned yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'll wash your pug.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Just home from work and we had the local creepo in tonight. He walked behind me, looked at my arse then lifted his hand as if he was gonna slap it.

My response.

*finger in his face*

"If you do it, I'll knock you the fuck out"

Possibly not the best reaction, which could cost me my job, however, he should have been banned many visits ago.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. At least you gave him warning of potential physical contact. Is he banned yet?"

I'm gonna speak to the gaffa tomorrow. He's never there when creepiod comes in which is a shitter.

He did say when I told him about last time that he should have been kicked out there n then so I was raging when I saw he was let in tonight by one of the other managers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A baseball "gimme" hat?

No. What's a gimmie hat? they used to give them away, usually with whatever companies name on it, the with the plastic adjustable size dilly in the back"

Ah. My baseball cap is a gimmie hat. I've had it since the late nineties. It was given to me at the opening of a Levi's store in Birmingham.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat.

Oh now you need to buy a pirate hat and parade it along the finest part of the River Severn by me!

I was thinking the same thing."

Great minds think alike and all that jazz..

I’ll don my finest wench costume!

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"A baseball "gimme" hat?

No. What's a gimmie hat? they used to give them away, usually with whatever companies name on it, the with the plastic adjustable size dilly in the back

Ah. My baseball cap is a gimmie hat. I've had it since the late nineties. It was given to me at the opening of a Levi's store in Birmingham. "

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Is it a flat cap?

Hope you have the mandatory whippet lined up to properly rock that look if so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening Jim.

I had my flu jab today and my arm hurts!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

A wedding hat

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"A baseball "gimme" hat?

No. What's a gimmie hat? they used to give them away, usually with whatever companies name on it, the with the plastic adjustable size dilly in the back

Ah. My baseball cap is a gimmie hat. I've had it since the late nineties. It was given to me at the opening of a Levi's store in Birmingham. "
i have a collection of them about 15 of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jethro

Just home from work and we had the local creepo in tonight. He walked behind me, looked at my arse then lifted his hand as if he was gonna slap it.

My response.

*finger in his face*

"If you do it, I'll knock you the fuck out"

Possibly not the best reaction, which could cost me my job, however, he should have been banned many visits ago.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. At least you gave him warning of potential physical contact. Is he banned yet?

I'm gonna speak to the gaffa tomorrow. He's never there when creepiod comes in which is a shitter.

He did say when I told him about last time that he should have been kicked out there n then so I was raging when I saw he was let in tonight by one of the other managers "

Talk to your gaffa, and get that creep banned. Nobody should put up with that.

I got a new hat today. Can you guess what sort of hat?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'll wash your pug. "

That sounds a a bit harsh, does he know about it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat.

Oh now you need to buy a pirate hat and parade it along the finest part of the River Severn by me!

I was thinking the same thing.

Great minds think alike and all that jazz..

I’ll don my finest wench costume! "

Arrr!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey everyone, who's got that Friday feeling ?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Jethro

Just home from work and we had the local creepo in tonight. He walked behind me, looked at my arse then lifted his hand as if he was gonna slap it.

My response.

*finger in his face*

"If you do it, I'll knock you the fuck out"

Possibly not the best reaction, which could cost me my job, however, he should have been banned many visits ago.

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. At least you gave him warning of potential physical contact. Is he banned yet?

I'm gonna speak to the gaffa tomorrow. He's never there when creepiod comes in which is a shitter.

He did say when I told him about last time that he should have been kicked out there n then so I was raging when I saw he was let in tonight by one of the other managers

Talk to your gaffa, and get that creep banned. Nobody should put up with that.

I got a new hat today. Can you guess what sort of hat?"

Ooooo willy hat?

Although I hope it's a top hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is it a flat cap?

Hope you have the mandatory whippet lined up to properly rock that look if so!"

No. I already have five flat caps.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim has got a Deerstalker

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Sorting hat?

One of those beer hats with a straw?

Elmer Fudd furry hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening Jim.

I had my flu jab today and my arm hurts! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. At least you won't get the flu.

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Is it a flat cap?

Hope you have the mandatory whippet lined up to properly rock that look if so!

No. I already have five flat caps."

Nice!

How about a hard hat construction stylee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Jim has got a Deerstalker "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A baseball "gimme" hat?

No. What's a gimmie hat? they used to give them away, usually with whatever companies name on it, the with the plastic adjustable size dilly in the back

Ah. My baseball cap is a gimmie hat. I've had it since the late nineties. It was given to me at the opening of a Levi's store in Birmingham. i have a collection of them about 15 of them"

Nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ordered a new hat this week. It arrived today, it's a fucking awesome hat. Can you guess what sort of hat I've bought?

A Panama hat?

A bowler hat

It's not a bowler hat.

He's never played Cricket in his life!

So obviously it's a Pirate's hat

A pirate hat would be good to wear by the River Severn. Would, because I don't own a pirate hat.

Oh now you need to buy a pirate hat and parade it along the finest part of the River Severn by me!

I was thinking the same thing.

Great minds think alike and all that jazz..

I’ll don my finest wench costume!

Arrr!"

Flagons of ale all round!

Oh and I forgot my usual.. eeeeeeeeeeeeving Jim good evening everyone.. Happy Friday (just about!) xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Spinning. Smileyface

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A charles darwin hat that says "Shrewsbury' s other famous shrewsburyite

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I only wash pugs with consent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get me a drink wench!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bill, Ace guessed correctly. I've got a deerstalker hat.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim has got a Deerstalker

And he wears it with pride on every date

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