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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I never know whether to laugh or cry when it happens

I can tell you've done it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this made me howl!!!

hope you're okay Peach

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

That was some sneeze! I'd wouldn't have been surprised if nose had bled, but your foof!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my goodness

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

this made me howl!!!

hope you're okay Peach

Px "

I'm alright, cramping, craving chocolate and death ya know but other than that plodding on

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I never know whether to laugh or cry when it happens

I can tell you've done it too

You kill me lady you really do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blood bubble .. ?!

Ovulation bleed? That would be a late one though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are brilliant! Don't ever change

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That was some sneeze! I'd wouldn't have been surprised if nose had bled, but your foof!

I'm glad it was just the one or my supersized sanitary towel may not have coped

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Blood bubble .. ?!

Ovulation bleed? That would be a late one though. "

I came on a week early and on day 2 so in full flow

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Blood bubble. I'm glad I've eaten, I hope the blood bubbles are contained.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Could’ve been worse. You could’ve sneezed out a little malteaser from the other hole

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

My favourite thread of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blood bubble .. ?!

Ovulation bleed? That would be a late one though.

I came on a week early and on day 2 so in full flow

Aaaaah.

Let it blow Let it flow..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could’ve been worse. You could’ve sneezed out a little malteaser from the other hole

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Blood bubble. I'm glad I've eaten, I hope the blood bubbles are contained.

I can't lie, I'm secretly hoping someone throws up in their mouth. A man. Maybe all of the men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys are giving this one a wide berth so far... lol

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Could’ve been worse. You could’ve sneezed out a little malteaser from the other hole

Yeah, that would have been worse I can't deny it. I'm pretty much eating anything that resembles food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that's made me giggle

Mrs x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

We just don't talk about minge things do we?

I was at work the other week and doing a weird walky thing, one of the women looked at me all confused. I just said "popping a fanny bubble" and she fell about laughing coz she knew exactly what I meant.

How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!

We've all been there!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just don't talk about minge things do we?

How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!

We've all been there!"

I usually call them queefs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But totally relate to this - when you're on the first days of your period every cough/sneeze is precarious!!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We just don't talk about minge things do we?

How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!

We've all been there!

I usually call them queefs

Who puts them there? Night elves with a set of bellows?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Fanny fart right there

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Been there

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You kill me!

And yeah..... totally relate

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By *ornyone30Man
over a year ago

ABERDEEN

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch."

Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Queefing mid fuck is always embarrassing!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch.

Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks."

Incredibly fucking welcome.

I hope you enjoy it a clot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch.

Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks.

Incredibly fucking welcome.

I hope you enjoy it a clot "

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Thank goodness I finished my lunch ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch.

Ffs I'm just eating strawberry cheesecake. Thanks.

Incredibly fucking welcome.

I hope you enjoy it a clot "

Ha ha

Just the devilish sense of humour I love

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch."

Sneezing on your period, never pleasant.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

And also that feeling of pushing a really big clot out.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"And also that feeling of pushing a really big clot out. "

Horrible ain't it. And when you wipe and get a stringy elasticated slime that wants to stick to everything except the loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

I accidentally shat on a pillow once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And also that feeling of pushing a really big clot out.

Horrible ain't it. And when you wipe and get a stringy elasticated slime that wants to stick to everything except the loo roll

Or when you pull a tampon out with a bit too much force and the clot previously attached to it goes flying across the bathroom

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By *ickyquimCouple
over a year ago

north west

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch."

Brilliant!

Did you have white or light coloured knickers on as well?

That’s the worst….

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch.

Brilliant!

Did you have white or light coloured knickers on as well?

That’s the worst….

Old faithfuls - they never judge despite seeing some heinous sights and only getting worn on rag week. God bless them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

I accidentally shat on a pillow once."

My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"We just don't talk about minge things do we?

How do they even get there that's what I wanna know!

We've all been there!"

Fuck yes, how do they get there?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

I accidentally shat on a pillow once.

My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic

You should have seen me

my eyes went

and I thought I'd been shot. Entire body tensed like a soldier on sterioids then I hit the deck

it hurt so bad

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That's an image

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

I accidentally shat on a pillow once.

My favourite is still the tail plug story. Someone reminded me of it recently when I posted my long tail pic

You should have seen me

my eyes went

and I thought I'd been shot. Entire body tensed like a soldier on sterioids then I hit the deck

it hurt so bad "

I share the pain. It was a large plug and first time I tried it on i pushed it in too eagerly. The clenching pain. Fucking ouch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can be great.

But it can also be really fucking annoying. Like just now for example, I sneezed and blew a blood bubble from my foof. I'm not even due for another week.

Enjoy your lunch."

TMI *vom*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You defo win best thread!

Thanks for the giggles! Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least you didnt pooh your knickers at the same time

Every cloud.....

I accidentally shat on a pillow once."

That'll teach it - flippin pillows - who do they think they are? Eh

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