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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whilst working in a bar over the summer my colleague and I were trying to think what to name our own bar if we had one. She was adamant that she wanted the word "slag" in the title so we came up with "The Slag and Slophole" after my Dad's favourite term for the pub.

What would you call your own pub and why?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Marmite.

Made from beer and not everyone likes it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock and Balls!!

Sounds convincing when you explain where you were last night

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Grumpies retreat.

A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.

No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.

Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grumpies retreat.

A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.

No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.

Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban."

Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Grumpies retreat.

A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.

No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.

Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.

Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p"

I thought that

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

The Cobbler and Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinking back to Peep Show, 'The Swan & Paedo'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cock and Balls!!

Sounds convincing when you explain where you were last night "

"I went down the cock and balls"

Yep, that'll work ;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Cobbler and Cunt "

Ooh, I like. What would the painted sign be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marmite.

Made from beer and not everyone likes it.

"

One word pub names are very hip.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

Hellraisers...why..? because it would be a rock bar..and hellraisers is a bloody good name for a rock bar..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hellraisers...why..? because it would be a rock bar..and hellraisers is a bloody good name for a rock bar.."

Doth my cap in agreements

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Grumpies retreat.

A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.

No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.

Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.

Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p

I thought that "

Yeah but Spoon's usually has a few badly behaved kid's running around.

Grumpies retreat is kid free.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘The Donkey’s Todger’ - a quality establishment indeed; We serve watered down, piss like ales and food that looks like something typically regurgitated in an inner city alley.

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By *untime5Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thinking back to Peep Show, 'The Swan & Paedo' "

Of all the celebrity paedos we've had over the years I still picture poor old Arsen Wenger as the dictionary definition of a nonce solely based on a football chant. Imagining him hugging a Swan now, with his bag of sweets and his cheeky smile.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘The Donkey’s Todger’ - a quality establishment indeed; We serve watered down, piss like ales and food that looks like something typically regurgitated in an inner city alley."

Once again, Wetherspoons ;-p

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there"

Serving a beer called "Responsibly"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there"

Very smooth. Actually sounds like a Shorditch club too

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean


"The Cobbler and Cunt

Ooh, I like. What would the painted sign be? "

A raven haired busty gypsy type in red dress and white petticoat sat on a tree stum ...... Stuffing a fuck off huge scone in ......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there

Serving a beer called "Responsibly" "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Cobbler and Cunt

Ooh, I like. What would the painted sign be?

A raven haired busty gypsy type in red dress and white petticoat sat on a tree stum ...... Stuffing a fuck off huge scone in ...... "

Disturbingly romantic

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there

Very smooth. Actually sounds like a Shorditch club too"

Haha it is very Shoreditch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grumpies retreat.

A special place for all those miserable gits like myself to sit in sullen silence sipping warm ale whilst staring into an empty space a few inches from your face.

No music allowed women are only allowed to drink plain gin and tonic no ice and a slice of stale lemon or half a Guinness.

Laughter and fun strictly prohibited and will result in a lifetime ban.

Sounds suspiciously like Wetherspoons ;-p

I thought that

Yeah but Spoon's usually has a few badly behaved kid's running around.

Grumpies retreat is kid free."

I can't remember the last time I went to a kid free pub. It's like a thing from yesteryear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moderation - you’ll get free advertising to always drink in there

Very smooth. Actually sounds like a Shorditch club too

Haha it is very Shoreditch"

The kind of place where you order a Stella, Carisberg or Fosters and are removed by security.

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

The Mended Drum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queens legs....so people could say

Im waiting for the queen's legs to open so I can get a drink

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

The knob's head?

A quality establishment with a lot of BMWs in the car park.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The queens legs....so people could say

Im waiting for the queen's legs to open so I can get a drink"

Lol, filthbag!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The knob's head?

A quality establishment with a lot of BMWs in the car park.

"

Sounds like one for Delboy and his Filofax

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Mended Drum"

Care to elaborate on this?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Forbidden fruit....only there one of these already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Down tools

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"The Mended Drum

Care to elaborate on this? "
isn't there a broken drum pub in discworld?

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