FabSwingers.com forum: National Poetry Day

By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fill us up with your rhymes

Naughty or nice, or just sublime.

Craft a sonnet or spit some bars

The nation needs some Fab poetry stars.

******

That is blooomin' awful but you get the gist. Get creative or recommend a poem for us to read.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

In my long life

I have found this to be true

It is impossible

To make someone love you

You have to accept this

Or adopt a different spin

By stalking them until they panic

And they finally give in

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

On a bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham

Thinking of tits and of sucking them

And watching the stunts

Of the cunts in the punts

And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

Roses are red

Swingers are flirty

But don't send a dick pic

Cos the ladies get shirty

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In my long life

I have found this to be true

It is impossible

To make someone love you

You have to accept this

Or adopt a different spin

By stalking them until they panic

And they finally give in

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"On a bridge sat the bishop of Buckingham

Thinking of tits and of sucking them

And watching the stunts

Of the cunts in the punts

And the tricks of the pricks that were fucking them "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Roses are red

Swingers are flirty

But don't send a dick pic

Cos the ladies get shirty"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Men of fab I thee adore

When I have one - I want one more

You’re just like sweeties in a shop

- Once I start I just can’t stop!

Your willies do feel darned amazing

When they come at me guns a blazing

I love your lips when they nuzzle my tits

I love your thighs - they make me sigh

I love your brains too - honest I do!

Oh men of fab I thee adore.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"In my long life

I have found this to be true

It is impossible

To make someone love you

You have to accept this

Or adopt a different spin

By stalking them until they panic

And they finally give in

He may have shocked Lickety

But that's not really a sin

He can stalk me forever

If he licks out my bin !

And that may shock her all over again

And her eyes will once again roll

But not as much when

He pokes her bum hole !

Sos Lickety ......

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Roses are red

Violets are Glorious

Never go to the toilet

Before Oscar Pistorius

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Men of fab I thee adore

When I have one - I want one more

You’re just like sweeties in a shop

- Once I start I just can’t stop!

Your willies do feel darned amazing

When they come at me guns a blazing

I love your lips when they nuzzle my tits

I love your thighs - they make me sigh

I love your brains too - honest I do!

Oh men of fab I thee adore."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"In my long life

I have found this to be true

It is impossible

To make someone love you

You have to accept this

Or adopt a different spin

By stalking them until they panic

And they finally give in

He may have shocked Lickety

But that's not really a sin

He can stalk me forever

If he licks out my bin !

And that may shock her all over again

And her eyes will once again roll

But not as much when

He pokes her bum hole !

Sos Lickety ...... "

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Looking for nooky,

long term or short

Having an empty mailbox

And feeling ignored.

But one day it fills,

With a message of delight.

Saying "`I like the look of you, you're a bit of alright!"

(Based on a true story)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Roses are red

Violets are Glorious

Never go to the toilet

Before Oscar Pistorius"

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I want to go down to the sea today

To the lonely sea and the stars

Because the area's full of doggers now

Shagging on their cars.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Looking for nooky,

long term or short

Having an empty mailbox

And feeling ignored.

But one day it fills,

With a message of delight.

Saying "`I like the look of you, you're a bit of alright!"

(Based on a true story)

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I want to go down to the sea today

To the lonely sea and the stars

Because the area's full of doggers now

Shagging on their cars."

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I peaceful slumber I did rest

And the world turned at its pace

Precious moments pass me by

As memories past my face

Flowers bloom of happy times

And reach towards the sun

Yet one by one the petals fall

When the memory is done.

There is no sadness when they die

In certainty I know

As more new blooms of happy times

Are surely bound to grow

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I peaceful slumber I did rest

And the world turned at its pace

Precious moments pass me by

As memories past my face

Flowers bloom of happy times

And reach towards the sun

Yet one by one the petals fall

When the memory is done.

There is no sadness when they die

In certainty I know

As more new blooms of happy times

Are surely bound to grow"

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By *nfin8yWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I’m bound to your rhythm

I follow where you beat

Your fingers on my throat

I fall at your feet

So playful so charming

So sensual so kind

So painful yet not harming

Your will ensnares my mind

Transporting transforming

Seductive and surreal

You play me you flay me

You’re everything I feel

Constrain me sustain me

Pluck my strings again

Your rhapsody takes hold of me

And sets my soul aflame

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"In my long life

I have found this to be true

It is impossible

To make someone love you

You have to accept this

Or adopt a different spin

By stalking them until they panic

And they finally give in

He may have shocked Lickety

But that's not really a sin

He can stalk me forever

If he licks out my bin !

And that may shock her all over again

And her eyes will once again roll

But not as much when

He pokes her bum hole !

Sos Lickety ...... "

Beautiful

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There are many forumites

Whom I find funny

Some make me giggle

Some make me jiggle

Some make me roll on my front and laugh on my tummy

They say laughter is the best medicine

And this is surely true

This my dear forumites, is why I enjoy reading you

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"There are many forumites

Whom I find funny

Some make me giggle

Some make me jiggle

Some make me roll on my front and laugh on my tummy

They say laughter is the best medicine

And this is surely true

This my dear forumites, is why I enjoy reading you

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Milk Milk Lemonade

Turn the corner chocolates made

Put a penny in the slot

Out it comes plop plop plop.....

Here I sat all lonely hearted

Paid two pee and only farted...

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

His sporting days are over

His little light is out

What used to be his man-appeal

Is now his water spout

It used to be embarrassing

To make the thing behave

It stood up in the mornings

To watch him have a shave

But now he's getting older

He really gets the blues

To see it hanging upside down

And watch him clean his shoes

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

A forumite called up a cab and

Said can you transport me to fabland.

There's squirters galore

From ceiling to floor

And boobage to make your old lad stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As I was going, down the stair

I met a man, who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

How I wish that man would go away

Not mine but I always loved that one

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Lick-etysplits, Lick-etysplits

Lick-etysplits, has amazing tits

Lick-etysplits, Lick-etysplits

Lick-etysplits, popped out for Chewits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I came here to conker,

Oh what a plonker,

Now I just sit in the corner

And moan.

There are ladies aplenty,

Yet my ball bag's not empty,

So I just sit in the corner

Alone.

But I enjoy reading the ramblings,

Of the inhabitants of this place,

And some will like me

Some, hmmm?

When we finally meet,

Face to face.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I do not sleep in the arms of a lover it is not my place or fate

I know not the tender touch of desire for me there is no life mate

My breath is light, my heart is shallow, the grey man alone in the crowd

Where once I strode the world like colossus, I was felled, no longer proud

Words danced for me and I twisted them, wove in seducing nets

But dust blows faded photographs and stings eyes to fill with regret

I roamed this world as tumble, cocksure and full of right

Now days are lost to evenings with cold and lonely night

Self assured and full of bluster I’d run rough-shod over all

Barely hidden disdain for all of the foolish, now who’s the greater fool

Clever will get you money, and smart may get you more

But lonely is the clever man, lonely for ever more

So life is but a series of dances and this I know is true

When young and touch by vigour, this world is all anew

As age creeps up upon us, we may waltz in the silver moonlight

We learn that life is hard but we are readied for that fight

One cannot dance alone my friend we cannot be half kissed

So live your life with another my friend or prepare to just exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is very good ^. Thanks for sharing DD.

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I’m bound to your rhythm

I follow where you beat

Your fingers on my throat

I fall at your feet

So playful so charming

So sensual so kind

So painful yet not harming

Your will ensnares my mind

Transporting transforming

Seductive and surreal

You play me you flay me

You’re everything I feel

Constrain me sustain me

Pluck my strings again

Your rhapsody takes hold of me

And sets my soul aflame

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"There are many forumites

Whom I find funny

Some make me giggle

Some make me jiggle

Some make me roll on my front and laugh on my tummy

They say laughter is the best medicine

And this is surely true

This my dear forumites, is why I enjoy reading you

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Milk Milk Lemonade

Turn the corner chocolates made

Put a penny in the slot

Out it comes plop plop plop.....

Here I sat all lonely hearted

Paid two pee and only farted..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not sleep in the arms of a lover it is not my place or fate

I know not the tender touch of desire for me there is no life mate

My breath is light, my heart is shallow, the grey man alone in the crowd

Where once I strode the world like colossus, I was felled, no longer proud

Words danced for me and I twisted them, wove in seducing nets

But dust blows faded photographs and stings eyes to fill with regret

I roamed this world as tumble, cocksure and full of right

Now days are lost to evenings with cold and lonely night

Self assured and full of bluster I’d run rough-shod over all

Barely hidden disdain for all of the foolish, now who’s the greater fool

Clever will get you money, and smart may get you more

But lonely is the clever man, lonely for ever more

So life is but a series of dances and this I know is true

When young and touch by vigour, this world is all anew

As age creeps up upon us, we may waltz in the silver moonlight

We learn that life is hard but we are readied for that fight

One cannot dance alone my friend we cannot be half kissed

So live your life with another my friend or prepare to just exist "

Brilliant!

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"His sporting days are over

His little light is out

What used to be his man-appeal

Is now his water spout

It used to be embarrassing

To make the thing behave

It stood up in the mornings

To watch him have a shave

But now he's getting older

He really gets the blues

To see it hanging upside down

And watch him clean his shoes "

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

doors marked pull reduce the speed

of those that push before they read

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"A forumite called up a cab and

Said can you transport me to fabland.

There's squirters galore

From ceiling to floor

And boobage to make your old lad stand

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As I was going, down the stair

I met a man, who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

How I wish that man would go away

Not mine but I always loved that one "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lick-etysplits, Lick-etysplits

Lick-etysplits, has amazing tits

Lick-etysplits, Lick-etysplits

Lick-etysplits, popped out for Chewits."

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I came here to conker,

Oh what a plonker,

Now I just sit in the corner

And moan.

There are ladies aplenty,

Yet my ball bag's not empty,

So I just sit in the corner

Alone.

But I enjoy reading the ramblings,

Of the inhabitants of this place,

And some will like me

Some, hmmm?

When we finally meet,

Face to face."

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

"As I was going, down the stair

I met a man, who wasn't there

He wasn't there again today

How I wish that man would go away

Not mine but I always loved that one

william hughes mearns

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I do not sleep in the arms of a lover it is not my place or fate

I know not the tender touch of desire for me there is no life mate

My breath is light, my heart is shallow, the grey man alone in the crowd

Where once I strode the world like colossus, I was felled, no longer proud

Words danced for me and I twisted them, wove in seducing nets

But dust blows faded photographs and stings eyes to fill with regret

I roamed this world as tumble, cocksure and full of right

Now days are lost to evenings with cold and lonely night

Self assured and full of bluster I’d run rough-shod over all

Barely hidden disdain for all of the foolish, now who’s the greater fool

Clever will get you money, and smart may get you more

But lonely is the clever man, lonely for ever more

So life is but a series of dances and this I know is true

When young and touch by vigour, this world is all anew

As age creeps up upon us, we may waltz in the silver moonlight

We learn that life is hard but we are readied for that fight

One cannot dance alone my friend we cannot be half kissed

So live your life with another my friend or prepare to just exist "

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"doors marked pull reduce the speed

of those that push before they read"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm shit at poetry but love reading and hearing it.

Off to see JB Barrington next weekend which should be good

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

Upon an island hard to reach,

the East Beast sits upon his beach.

Upon the west beach sits the West Beast.

Each beach beast thinks he's the best beast.

Which beast is best? Well, I thought at first

that the East was best and the West was worst.

Then I looked again from the west to the east

and I liked the beast on the east beach least.

theo suess

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Upon an island hard to reach,

the East Beast sits upon his beach.

Upon the west beach sits the West Beast.

Each beach beast thinks he's the best beast.

Which beast is best? Well, I thought at first

that the East was best and the West was worst.

Then I looked again from the west to the east

and I liked the beast on the east beach least.

theo suess"

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By *icketysplits OP Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'm shit at poetry but love reading and hearing it.

Off to see JB Barrington next weekend which should be good "

Enjoy.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

If you knew.

Would you?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

The passion, venom heat does sear, course through vein as you draw near. The moonlight reflects in gleaming eye, your lips curled red release a sigh. Your perfumed notes of stories told, your dancing hair, your stance so bold. You're top to tail a fabulous thing, come take my hand, tonight we'll swing

Your thighs afire, your back arched fair, I hunger for that taste so rare. My breath it stirs your nipples taught and in your smile that breath was caught. Your skin as soft as butter milk, over pouting lips tongue slides like silk. Your smile, your eyes of promise bring, come take my hand tonight we'll swing

The sweetness in your hidden deep, a whispered voice sets heart to leap. The turning sun it cannot hide, the urges hidden deep inside. Your symphony of breathless sighs, causes shaft to firm and tip to rise. Your falling tress, my heart does sing, come take my hand, tonight we'll swing

Entwined like vines we are as one, the wine is d*unk the night half done. And as the dawn kisses hedge awake, our hunger sated, no thirst to slake. This is our first meet with more to come? Who knows, kiss me deeply, last night we swung.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s 2am, green LED hue,

Sprinkles the room and heightens my view,

Alone with the shame and the absence of you,

You took what you wanted and broke me anew.

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