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My mate fancies you.... the I'm bored edition

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Because my mate is bored and I'm such a giver..... play your games you smutty bunch.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm bored too, so I'll play

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I’ll play. Send me your filth and smut

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By *ittleMissSexy2017Couple
over a year ago

Kent

This sounds rather interesting actually x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then !

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Budge over and let us shimmy our butt's in on this thread

Happy to play postie too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah count me in I’m bored too lol

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I will play but popping in and out

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By *ucklingsCouple
over a year ago

Rugby

We play xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I will pop in for a little

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By *elshcouple18Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We are in.. bit of Thursday night fun

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Ok. Nora, my sexy hot couple friends say the following. Can you tell Nora we fancy her, and would love to get her on or bed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Can I play...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Ok. Nora, my sexy hot couple friends say the following. Can you tell Nora we fancy her, and would love to get her on or bed? "

Thankyou . Well all the couples on this thread are hotties!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Happy to relay messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More than happy to be a messenger!

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By *xxxMan
over a year ago

Bedford & Chester

I'll spread the love...

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Evening all!

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By *ames-77Man
over a year ago

milton keynes


"Because my mate is bored and I'm such a giver..... play your games you smutty bunch..... "

Classic school girl saying that.. flash backs to school days haha

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I'm in.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message for NSP from a hottie

Can you tell Not So Posh that black and white pic of her with the boots is driving me wild, please?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I'm in, my inbox is wide open for any filth you'd like to pass on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Filters off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

AJ388 listen up you lucky man! My beautiful friend would like to say

Please tell AJ388 that I often peruse his wonderful pics

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

From a hottie to a hottie!

Bellaseas I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me xxx

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message to Rex from a friend.

Her back door is still waiting for you

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x "

Go you! Enjoy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Can you tell _hillout that your sexy female friend would love to rim him and finger his japsee till he shoots for glory please.

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

Hope it's not too late to be in for this?!

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message to Nora from a mate:

Can you please tell Nora that she is hotter than Chernobyl, please?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oi _hillout. My sexy GF says: Could you tell the handsome _hillout he’s a man I’ve always wanted for myself and one day will get my hands on him

She’s stunning mate and I certainly would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"AJ388 listen up you lucky man! My beautiful friend would like to say

Please tell AJ388 that I often peruse his wonderful pics "

Glad I can be of service

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Message to Rex from a friend.

Her back door is still waiting for you "

Tell Posh I’ve got no energy left today

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

I am also a tad bored this evening and would love to play!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x

Go you! Enjoy "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I play please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will play for a while but can’t act as postman this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my good pal...

Can you tell wildblonde she’s certainly the classiest lady on the thread please

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By *illnatMan
over a year ago

wherever i need to be

I’m in

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Another from a hottie to a hottie

Can you please tell Sexyisassexydoes that she looks phenomenal in her red lingerie, would like to peel off her sexy pencil skirt and blouse to find it underneath x

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

I'm in inbox open

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Oooh wild blonde is your lucky day!

Could you tell wildblonde that we would love to slide her panties just a little further to the left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell curious scouser I'm not in her geographical proximity.... But I'd gladly travel if she'd promise me a night of filth.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Tell curious scouser I'm not in her geographical proximity.... But I'd gladly travel if she'd promise me a night of filth."

I can always promise a night of filth: I haven't hoovered in a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

been a while hasn't it NSP

im in Px

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Bellaseas: my mate would like to discreetly finger you on a busy London street.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you tell quicksplat female half of the couple would love to slowly undress your green lingerie off with her teeth

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By *inglewindsormanMan
over a year ago

Bridport

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please tell quacksplat, I've been watching her from afar for ages and her pics drive me insane.

If only she had answered my message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely bored here so why not

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Oh go on then

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Not Nora

My friend would like to explore between those bubbles before exploring you on the cross

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Not Nora

My friend would like to explore between those bubbles before exploring you on the cross "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

One day I'm going to hold you to all these promises Mr - she never said who it was for

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Sorry all.... I posted and ran off to take a rather important call.... I'll get your messages sent out in a sec

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Quicksplat: my mate wants to tell you that you can beam yourself his way, anytime!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for NSP from a hottie

Can you tell Not So Posh that black and white pic of her with the boots is driving me wild, please?"

Oh is it indeed? Well thank you

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Message for tinder not Nora and prinny

My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny

My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "

You again?

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By *scouple07Couple
over a year ago

louth, Ireland

In

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny

My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "

Best one so far

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message to Rex from a friend.

Her back door is still waiting for you

Tell Posh I’ve got no energy left today "

That wasn't me!! I was "busy" at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Oi LittleMissSexy2017. My stud muffin of a friend says to tell you that she has a body to die for, would love to spend hours exploring it from top to bottom! And the majority are right, her bum is amazing x

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny

My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy

You again? "

He said yes him again and again and again coz he's got stamina

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"been a while hasn't it NSP

im in Px "

Hey Prinny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell ladyluck that she can’t be that lucky cause she’s not had my balls bouncing off her chin yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for BeardedTattMMan

My mate would would like to see if she can trace every one of his tatts with her fingers, and some with her tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My imaginary mate and I are in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dear Rex Holes.

My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear

I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

It’s been a long time since we played this

We are in and happy to pass messages on too!

D.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in for being postie! I'm a nosey girl

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Message for BeardedTattMMan

My mate would would like to see if she can trace every one of his tatts with her fingers, and some with her tongue "

I am literally sat alone in a hotel room awaiting her. Where is she?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Ah go on then

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm in for being postie! I'm a nosey girl "
lol. Smort.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s been a long time since we played this

We are in and happy to pass messages on too!

D."

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DC, enjoy your date and here's a thought for after.....

Can you tell DiamondCougar that your mate wants to put his balls in her bum hole please. Thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Quack my love.... a message from a hottie...

Please tell quacksplat that her arse is hot as fuck in her new pic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you tell ladyluck that she can’t be that lucky cause she’s not had my balls bouncing off her chin yet

"

lol trying to vision

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By *ittleMissSexy2017Couple
over a year ago

Kent


"Oi LittleMissSexy2017. My stud muffin of a friend says to tell you that she has a body to die for, would love to spend hours exploring it from top to bottom! And the majority are right, her bum is amazing x"

I wander who that is

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder my darling, you sexy beast.... my hot as hell mate is clearly lost for words tonight because he went for short and sweet.... he says....

FAF?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

TG..... I've got mates wot fancy you! He says to tell you....

Me and my wife would love to meet her for a coffee and maybe a slice of cake.

I'm so jealous. I didn't get cake

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Message for Intrigued32:

Please tell intrigued 32 they’re still probably the only couple I would meet

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Go on then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you tell Bellaseas she puts the Fuckyeah in GILF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beyondce Purity, you beaut pair.... check this amazing offer out

Could you please tell _eyond purity that as an ex chef, I will cook them whatever they want when we have a dinner party, as long as our bodies are the plates

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

From my utter babe of a mate...

Please could you let Beyond Purity know that im still dying to meet them because i kinda fancy the pants off of them question is... do they want a smol ginger brat to play with?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Dear Rex Holes.

My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear

I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome "

This is _hillout isn’t it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bella Bella! My gorgeous mates want me to pass this on...

For Bellaseas

We can’t wait to meet you for barcardi and s - let’s get our diaries aligned

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh posh! My very sexy friends say...

Could you please tell Posh ‘me and my wife are hoping that she will be up this neck of the woods again at some point so we can spend some more time with her!’

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

QUACK! Pay attention! My hot mate says...

Can you tel Quack its great to see her back & id love to eat her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ey Up TM

ive got a pretty spectacular mate who said: would you tell _ea monkey to get that sexy arse here so I can absolutely worship his fine body. And kiss those beautiful lips

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This hottie says

Quetzalcoatl, any chance you'd like to leave your mark on me? Please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh posh! My very sexy friends say...

Could you please tell Posh ‘me and my wife are hoping that she will be up this neck of the woods again at some point so we can spend some more time with her!’"

In the woods you say

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Dear Rex Holes.

My mate, who wishes not to be named but is hot as fuck, says that you've finally worn her down and she wants your magnificent penis to split her open from the rear

I told her it's an illusion by the way. You're welcome

This is _hillout isn’t it "

Obviously. Was it my very deliberate use of "she" and "her" that made you think that?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"Beyondce Purity, you beaut pair.... check this amazing offer out

Could you please tell _eyond purity that as an ex chef, I will cook them whatever they want when we have a dinner party, as long as our bodies are the plates "

Ohhh interesting - the last course will be eaten off bodies for sure

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Ey Up TM

ive got a pretty spectacular mate who said: would you tell _ea monkey to get that sexy arse here so I can absolutely worship his fine body. And kiss those beautiful lips "

Will do! I’ll start driving in random directions and knocking on doors

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Could you please tell miss giggles that when I'm next in Essex I'm going to peel her underwear off with my teeth

You just did mate. I hope she succumbs to your advances dude

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Message for tinder not Nora and prinny

My mate said he's got the stamina for all three of you and if he fails atleast he will die happy "

You certainly seem up for a challenge then

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Evening all

Postie over here if anyone needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked to pass this message on

Can you please tell miss Giggles,

I’m so pleased to see her back again, I’ve still got a bag of jelly babies for her

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder my darling, you sexy beast.... my hot as hell mate is clearly lost for words tonight because he went for short and sweet.... he says....

FAF? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This hottie says

Quetzalcoatl, any chance you'd like to leave your mark on me? Please "

Oh, I like leaving my mark. Does this hottie have a weapon of choice or do I get complete freedom ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"From my utter babe of a mate...

Please could you let Beyond Purity know that im still dying to meet them because i kinda fancy the pants off of them question is... do they want a smol ginger brat to play with? "

Oh my… …there’s always a date in our diary for a small ginger brat

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"TG..... I've got mates wot fancy you! He says to tell you....

Me and my wife would love to meet her for a coffee and maybe a slice of cake.

I'm so jealous. I didn't get cake "

Anytime

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland

I love this game. My favourite when it pops up, think it's the nosiness in me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blocked can’t send messages

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

This absolute beaut says...

Please tell D91k he can post himself through my letterbox any day

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please tell miss giggles that when I'm next in Essex I'm going to peel her underwear off with my teeth

You just did mate. I hope she succumbs to your advances dude "

Oohh, who do i send the invitation to

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Bella your gorgeous... one from a babe....

Can you please tell Bellaseas that she would totally be worth it?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

A message from a total hottie…what a combination this would be

Evening.... would you please tell Rex Holes that if he and his friend Mystique are up for it I'd totally take them both

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

I'm in!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

I'm great at giving hugs. Just putting that out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

I give great big hugs and it only costs a fab on a pic

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

Where are you I'll pop by for a little cuddle!

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

*Hugs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yay I have been far too boring lately, I need smut peeps

NBVN x

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Been asked to pass this message on

Can you please tell miss Giggles,

I’m so pleased to see her back again, I’ve still got a bag of jelly babies for her "

Mmmm, not had jelly babies in a while quite fancy them now

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)

Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please

I met the beautiful Bella

When we shared her umbrella

Then we drank a little Stella

She said I was quite a fella

So I had my way with Bella

If I saw her now I’d tell her

About the state of my old fella

That turned a funny shade of yella

And the STD clinic fella

Had to employ his own umbrella

After I had my way with Bella

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder you gorgeous love....

From my hot mate....

I want to play with that dangly thing that swings at the back of her throat

(I'm assuming he means with his willy, not like playing badminton or scrabble or something)

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By *eardedTattManMan
over a year ago

Elland


"Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)

Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please

I met the beautiful Bella

When we shared her umbrella

Then we drank a little Stella

She said I was quite a fella

So I had my way with Bella

If I saw her now I’d tell her

About the state of my old fella

That turned a funny shade of yella

And the STD clinic fella

Had to employ his own umbrella

After I had my way with Bella"

Take a bow. Brought a rear to my eyes, beautiful poem

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"This absolute beaut says...

Please tell D91k he can post himself through my letterbox any day "

Hmm I don't do well in tight spaces normally... But some tight spaces are okay if attached to the right body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bella Bella! My gorgeous mates want me to pass this on...

For Bellaseas

We can’t wait to meet you for barcardi and s - let’s get our diaries aligned "

Just call me Cardi Sea and I'm there

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now

I'm in!"

Me too!

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

A very hot guy has asked me to post this for Quacksplat:

I’m happy to see her back, and her front. I’d be even happier if I could peel her underwear off and feed her tequila.

Sounds like an interesting proposition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

Sending the biggest hug ever

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now

I'm in!

Me too!"

*Hugs*

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder you gorgeous love....

From my hot mate....

I want to play with that dangly thing that swings at the back of her throat

(I'm assuming he means with his willy, not like playing badminton or scrabble or something)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in even if I don’t completely understand how this works

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Could you please tell NBVN to get back into my inbox, so I can arrange coming over to Wales to destroy her

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now "

Sending hugs!

In by the way - sorry I'm late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could you please tell NBVN to get back into my inbox, so I can arrange coming over to Wales to destroy her "

Destroy me!... you can but try but this foof of mine is indestructible. Made of tough stuff us Welsh

NBVN x

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I've got one from a hottie:

Please tell Tindergirl

I fancy her.

Oh. Wait. Oops.

Well someone can't read instructions and made a boo boo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message from one of the most beautiful ladies on here.

Can you tell anyone that a huge hug would be amazing right about now

Sending hugs!

In by the way - sorry I'm late "

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A love poem for Nora ...

When undies pass the knees

And hands go into shirts

Breath comes in short pants

And love comes in spurts

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got one from a hottie:

Please tell Tindergirl

I fancy her.

Oh. Wait. Oops.

Well someone can't read instructions and made a boo boo "

Someone makes his own rules.

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

A message for _hillout... could you tell the gorgeous Chillout it’s great fo see him back in the forums and I hope one day to kiss every part of him x

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"A love poem for Nora ...

When undies pass the knees

And hands go into shirts

Breath comes in short pants

And love comes in spurts

NBVN x"

So romantic. Now ……let me guess

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I've got one for a sexy fella from my hot as fuck mate.....

Please tell BeardyBob he has a mighty fine sword and someone is a lucky lady indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bellaseas: my mate would like to discreetly finger you on a busy London street."

Please tell your mate I've booked the train

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh... erm - OP... one here please!

(Raises hand politely)

My super hunky mate says that the general is still way hard for you, and he reckons he could go another 6 rounds (unless you pass out again)

oooffftt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would but I have a fab date! enjoy without me x "

I hope you have a fantastic evening

NBVN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bella I’m so sorry (but I know you’ll laugh!)

Can you post this love poem to Bellaseas please

I met the beautiful Bella

When we shared her umbrella

Then we drank a little Stella

She said I was quite a fella

So I had my way with Bella

If I saw her now I’d tell her

About the state of my old fella

That turned a funny shade of yella

And the STD clinic fella

Had to employ his own umbrella

After I had my way with Bella"

Ffs Rex is this you and you over active imagination again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An angry fab ‘wife’ has a message for BeardyBob

He had better have a damn good excuse for being late

Tin hats on time

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh... erm - OP... one here please!

(Raises hand politely)

My super hunky mate says that the general is still way hard for you, and he reckons he could go another 6 rounds (unless you pass out again)

oooffftt!"

. Tell your super hunky mate soon as the stars vanish I'm in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh Teamonkey....this very sexy lady says...

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Let's stop beating around the bush

And get your ass in my bed

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Message for Intrigued32:

Please tell intrigued 32 they’re still probably the only couple I would meet "

we still take that as a massive compliment If you ever fancy a coffee

D.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

?

Intrigued, I fancy you

Am I doing this right?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder, my mate, who I'm sure you'll never guess the identity of, says....

Sweet or smut, you know I want you and I will stop at nothing to make you mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bella your gorgeous... one from a babe....

Can you please tell Bellaseas that she would totally be worth it?"

who dis

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Oh Teamonkey....this very sexy lady says...

Violets are blue

Roses are red

Let's stop beating around the bush

And get your ass in my bed "

Is this the same person as before?

It’s been a while since I’ve spent some time around a bush, beating or otherwise

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"A message for _hillout... could you tell the gorgeous Chillout it’s great fo see him back in the forums and I hope one day to kiss every part of him x

"

Seems I've not completely faded into obscurity

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Dearest husband stealing Bearded Guy. My sexy and gorgeous mate says....

If you were any sweeter I'd dip you in my coffee. As it is, I'd like you to dip into me

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I'm happy to play and pass on messages

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"I've got one for a sexy fella from my hot as fuck mate.....

Please tell BeardyBob he has a mighty fine sword and someone is a lucky lady indeed

"

Aw - fanks

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

Ok then… until I fall asleep

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Intrigued, I fancy you

Am I doing this right? "

Erm!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dearest husband stealing Bearded Guy. My sexy and gorgeous mate says....

If you were any sweeter I'd dip you in my coffee. As it is, I'd like you to dip into me "

Oooffftttt

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

One for the delicious BeardyBob from my sexy as mate

I'll take you on the table

I'll take you on the stairs

I'll take you right inside of me

I'll take you anywhere

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....

Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Tinder, my mate, who I'm sure you'll never guess the identity of, says....

Sweet or smut, you know I want you and I will stop at nothing to make you mine "

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....

Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them."

Sorry..... I missed the last bit.... it should also have said....

Thank you for feeling this way about me

(My bad)

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Bellaseeeeas!

My super hunky mate has penned you a lovely poem:

It's taken a while

But we've finally spoken

Now the silence

is finally broken,

Your place or mine?

Wear that lipstick in your pic

I'll let you smear it all over my...

...you get where he's going with this...

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....

Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them."

Omg girl that is sooooooo sweet. I want one like that!!!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Tinder! Your personal postie here with a missive from my sexy mate....

Sometimes in life someone comes along and makes your life complete. Someone you never knew you needed, someone who is so amazing that you literally can’t think of anything else. Someone who even their name in the forum make your heart beat a little faster. Someone who’s pictures just wants to make you reach out and touch them.

Sorry..... I missed the last bit.... it should also have said....

Thank you for feeling this way about me

(My bad) "

Ffs I take my comment back

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"One for the delicious BeardyBob from my sexy as mate

I'll take you on the table

I'll take you on the stairs

I'll take you right inside of me

I'll take you anywhere "

oooffftt

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