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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..

What else should we be hoarding ...

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Have you more than one penis ?

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"Have you more than one penis ?"

No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Have you more than one penis ?

No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market "

If you believe fab the black market doesn't need them

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

If you believe fab the black market doesn't need them"

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

People hoard stuff they don't even need ,then in the next breath complain about having no money.

Why don't people hoard money and complain about things they want but don't need?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"

Why don't people hoard money and complain about things they want but don't need?

"

I think they are called misers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bread

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Anything Christmas related ... get it now ...quick quick!?!

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !! "

...more driving then! Use it quicker

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

AA batteries

Fluffy blankets

Liqueur chocolates

That's my Christmas hoarding covered

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!

...more driving then! Use it quicker "

But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!

...more driving then! Use it quicker

But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future "

Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then..

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Wine and cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries and wine

And fudge (just because i like it)

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sanity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sanity. "

Always a scarce commodity!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Any form of alcohol then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I, taking a leaf out of my washing machine and tumble dryers book and hoarding odd socks!

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Common sense.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar""

I'm not posh, I'll just hoard it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lindt Chocolate balls. They're mine, aaaaaallll mine mwahahahaha!

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By *erandHerManCouple
over a year ago

Swindon

Hosepipes. Because no doubt there will be a ban next year

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By *avidagainMan
over a year ago

st.leonards on sea

giant wotsits

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Teddy bears

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Salted caramel baileys only comes out for Christmas

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By *oncupiscent_dreamMan
over a year ago

City

Start hoarding stuff for Christmas

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!

...more driving then! Use it quicker

But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future

Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then.. "

If you see a large mushroom cloud over north London that will be me who's fucked up

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

I would say common sense but that seems to have been on short supply for years!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkeys, quality street, frozen chips and C02.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Can't hoard anything else as flat is full of petrol and its going to take me 6 months to use all that !!

...more driving then! Use it quicker

But what if the media and/or fuel companies spread some nasty rumours which result in the public to start panic buying again !! I like to keep at least 500 gallons in my kitchen just in case!! :- D oh and I'm changing my preferences to non smokers only for the foreseeable future

Hopefully no gas cooker, open fire, or dodgy light switches either then..

If you see a large mushroom cloud over north London that will be me who's fucked up "

Will we see it amongst all the London smog

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

I'm hoarding supermarket shopping trolleys while they're still only a pound each

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

With all this global warming I'm going to start hoarding car doors, if I get too hot I can wind the window down

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By *utie91Woman
over a year ago

Hitchin

Alcohol…. Then hopefully people will stay at home and drink instead of queuing for fuel. Causing me a nightmare

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Alcohol…. Then hopefully people will stay at home and drink instead of queuing for fuel. Causing me a nightmare "

Is that still happening??? I thought Army & RAF had saved the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..

What else should we be hoarding ..."

Realistically, I’d start hoarding liquid money. With the Christmas season and looming market uncertainty, there will be great opportunities for buying the dips in the market.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar""
.....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive? "

Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho. "

Rather be a. DIY than wait in a queue

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking

Logs!!

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive? "

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine! "

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Slept with plenty Labour and Tory girls. With enough effort, everyone cums equally… might have to queue tho.

Rather be a. DIY than wait in a queue "

That’s the spirit but god gave us viagra, alcohol and determination for a reason.

My current regular and I are still experimenting with the best methods for both of us to enjoy a night but that’s half the fun.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire

Rice

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Porn mags!

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine? "

Massive multiple cum sesh?

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By *lovebustyladiesMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Cheese footballs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine? "

In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

Massive multiple cum sesh? "

As long as it ain't lumpy

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth


"Rice"

And stir-in sauces.

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By *errocaWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway. "

I like the cut of your jib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway.

I like the cut of your jib"

Damn age preferences though right?

Hit me up in chat, always down for new acquaintances to party with.

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By *oob suckerMan
over a year ago

woking


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

Massive multiple cum sesh?

As long as it ain't lumpy "

I just cum more when I’m turned on and sober!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Brussel Sprouts ... apparently there's a shortage already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuts!!! Squirrels have been getting it right for centuries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaffa Cakes

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Nuts!!! Squirrels have been getting it right for centuries "

Some are wrinkley

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prawn cocktail crisps !

Just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas "

Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Pasta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The souls of hoarders/panic buyers.

And by soul I mean that literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bio ethanol

I’ve a bio ethanol fire in one room and an open coal fire in another.

And the price as gone up in a couple of weeks fir the demand of the stuff, two weeks ago it was £1:70 a bottle now it’s up around £2:15

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas

Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?"

Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"The souls of hoarders/panic buyers.

And by soul I mean that literally "

How can you hoard a soul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas

Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?

Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here)"

They’re on 60k a year. Sign me up for “bravery”

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

This isn’t a joke. Have you guys not seen just now on the news?!

There’s a national shortage on people giving me their hard earned money. Better get there quick to avoid the queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This isn’t a joke. Have you guys not seen just now on the news?!

There’s a national shortage on people giving me their hard earned money. Better get there quick to avoid the queue. "

Your inbox is going to be hilarious after this post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have you more than one penis ?

No but I can sell them for a vast profit on the black market "

Erm thats a cock market.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proton pack and ghost traps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proton pack and ghost traps "

I ain’t afraid of no ghost

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Proton pack and ghost traps "

Your ghostly today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis


"You’re. "

Don’t be that guy.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’re. "

Same thing sweety

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Common sense.

Seems to be in very short supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Timber, Cardboard, microchips.

What this is a joke thread you say........

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Turkeys. Or else we won't have Christmas

Can we hoard lorry drivers while we’re at it?

Is probably a good idea, but I suspect those namby pamby human rights things would say that that's a form of indentured servitude (word which rhymes with bravery you can't say here)

They’re on 60k a year. Sign me up for “bravery”"

*Shrug* if they're here without their consent...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re.

Don’t be that guy. "

I’m not but in one of those moods today, Yas knows

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"You’re.

Don’t be that guy.

I’m not but in one of those moods today, Yas knows "

I do xx

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Wrapping paper ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sanity.

Always a scarce commodity! "

And overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Proton pack and ghost traps

Your ghostly today "

Maybe Ghostly Today is a newspaper.

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By *lex1979ABCMan
over a year ago

liverpool

All panic buyers need to stock up on condoms so they don't breed anymore gobshites.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Electric.....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Candles... for all the upcoming power outages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bog Roll !

One for the lady’s ! Veet !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper money for when the power goes out and the atm's don't work

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Candles... for all the upcoming power outages "

...forgot matches as well, otherwise candles pointless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet paper

At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.

I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet paper

At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.

I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them."

Or talk out of their arse etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality Street or Christmas won’t be Christmas without them

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By *lirty-CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Bexley


"What else should we be hoarding ..."

Common sense. It's in increasingly short supply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Toilet paper

At one point in the news it was going to be the next currency.

I personally think politicians should write their manifestos on it so the public can do what MPs do when they create them and wipe their arse on them."

I saw a headline yesterday that toilet roll was subject to panic buying again. The media are utter fuckwits.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

I’ve been trying to hoard beer for the past few months but the beer fridge hasn’t got any fuller.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"I’ve been trying to hoard beer for the past few months but the beer fridge hasn’t got any fuller. "

...padlock???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fork, handels

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Fork, handels"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar puffs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Hot off the press ... road grit!?

...sounds like we will be gritting our own bits of road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fidget spinners.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Coffee ...

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"

Coffee ... "

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Coffee ...

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out "

Likewise ... get in on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got five large jars Nescafé fully stocked only two fo eight at Iceland lol

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"

Coffee ...

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out

Likewise ... get in on it "

How much do you need?

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By *lassy_but_sassyWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


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Coffee ...

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out "

Same here, and I'm terrible really as I can't drink instant, it's vile, so it's only my trusty Dolce Gusto and boxes of 30 pods at a time that I have on the go! Amazon comes in useful for 3 boxes of 30 at a decent price atm, and I have a monthly subscription..oops! I don't really drink very often and I don't get out to pubs or clubs so coffee is my vice (along with good sex but I'm seriously lacking that atm )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen Cauliflower Cheese. I like obviously many others couldn't be arsed yesterday to make from scratch. Three supermarkets and just the labels left! Checked ebay and Facebook, nothing. You can't eat toilet paper or drink petrol but you can eat frozen Cauliflower Cheese after 35 minutes in the oven. The next time is mine!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Frozen Cauliflower Cheese. I like obviously many others couldn't be arsed yesterday to make from scratch. Three supermarkets and just the labels left! Checked ebay and Facebook, nothing. You can't eat toilet paper or drink petrol but you can eat frozen Cauliflower Cheese after 35 minutes in the oven. The next time is mine!"

...or, find someone in the Forums who makes a mean cauliflower cheese and nab them (along with bulk purchases of cauliflower and cheese)

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"

Coffee ...

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out

Same here, and I'm terrible really as I can't drink instant, it's vile, so it's only my trusty Dolce Gusto and boxes of 30 pods at a time that I have on the go! Amazon comes in useful for 3 boxes of 30 at a decent price atm, and I have a monthly subscription..oops! I don't really drink very often and I don't get out to pubs or clubs so coffee is my vice (along with good sex but I'm seriously lacking that atm ) "

It’s very much my vice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turkeys and pigs in blankets they are the first to go on the build up to Christmas

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Knickers ! I keep losing my knickers, why anyone would want my knickers when I go to a club confuses me. Way to many times I have gone home commando!

Must panic buy some x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things'

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"

Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things' "

No good can come from that lol

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"

Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things'

No good can come from that lol"

Well that's a matter of opinion

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"

Duct tape and lube ...given the take up of these items when from the other thread 'buy 3 things'

No good can come from that lol

Well that's a matter of opinion "

Oh dear

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original


"

Coffee ...

God yes I’d be in big trouble if I ran out

Likewise ... get in on it

How much do you need? "

Just the one container load

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Crisps.

Quavers..

frozen turkeys..

.BUY BUY BUY......

....To the bat mobile

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Hoardings, due to the over demand for plywood in China there’s a shortage of hoardings so best get hoarding your hoardings.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Scrap metal ... have you seen the inflated prices of metal

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Never mind hoarding, we're decluttering here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piccalilli

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Piccalilli "

...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Piccalilli

...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day "

Mayonnaise it is then

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Piccalilli

...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day

Mayonnaise it is then "

...plus the Vegannaise to be safe???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m gonna hoard copies of the sun, in preparation for the next great toilet roll shortage.

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By *ust MikeMan
over a year ago

Yaxley


"Piccalilli

...or any, or all condiments ready for Boxing day

Mayonnaise it is then

...plus the Vegannaise to be safe??? "

Christmas crackers as well! For 2022 onwards…

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Fireworks ... ready for new years eve ... just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen turkeys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Honey's love egg. If mine dies and I can't replace it, I'll cry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We should just hoard hoards. That'd cover everything.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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Walkers Crisps

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By *esthetic21Man
over a year ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Classic cars

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m going to start hoarding men.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley


"

Scrap metal ... have you seen the inflated prices of metal "

Got £42 recently for a car boot full of non ferrous odds and sods I had been saving up until I had enough to sell.

Just wanted it out of the way.

No idea whether the prices are good or otherwise at the moment but it is better than giving it to the dustman!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m going to start hoarding men.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

"

All of them ...Will you pimp them out to the rest of us?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddles.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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...anything Raspberry based / flavour

So...raspberry flavour lube

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Easter eggs

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Marmite "

I heard marmite is effective against omicron, that's why only 50% of the population is coming down with it!

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Marmite

I heard marmite is effective against omicron, that's why only 50% of the population is coming down with it! "

There is none in the shops either!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think .......... hoardings!

If all the hoarding boards go, how can I hide my hoard from the hoarders.

Or maybe WHORES....... Hoard some whores.

That's me done. Hoardings and Whores.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Women. I think our house is the safest place

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

De Kuypers cherry brandy. TTHYSI.

Hoarding 1 bottle just for me. Ho ho ho.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

No one is listening, they have rushed out for marmite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries for sex toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. I think our house is the safest place

LvM"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never mind hoarding, we're decluttering here "

I'll take Mrs KC

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Women. I think our house is the safest place

LvM

Haha "

You can give that cough remedy a go

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women. I think our house is the safest place

LvM

Haha

You can give that cough remedy a go

LvM"

I need to find my glasses

I read that as cough comedy.. wouldn't be far from truth!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Coal with the increase in fuel prices would be cheaper all round

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

Experiences.

Because we could be locked down and I will need wank fodder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Experiences.

Because we could be locked down and I will need wank fodder "

Sold.

I'll provide you with a wank folder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy snaps. They only seem to make an appearance in shops at christmas. It is impossible to store them though, I keep accidently eating them. If I had a pallet full that may slow me down a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wham bars. One day we will be able to say, do you remember wham bars as a kid without still being able to buy them, and your able to pull one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do wonder if the people who panic purchased toilet roll are still running off that supply or if they have finely got through it

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral


"Brandy snaps. They only seem to make an appearance in shops at christmas. It is impossible to store them though, I keep accidently eating them. If I had a pallet full that may slow me down a bit. "

They are fun to make but oddly contain no brandy. I made fortune cookie ones once.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I hear there is going to be a shortage of single men on fab, especially older ones.

Ladies, better start panic buying now.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I do wonder if the people who panic purchased toilet roll are still running off that supply or if they have finely got through it"

Bog Roll Bolognese has been a mainstay of the panic buyer's diet since March 2020

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

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"Wham bars. One day we will be able to say, do you remember wham bars as a kid without still being able to buy them, and your able to pull one out. "

Imagine if squirty cream was in short supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wham bars. One day we will be able to say, do you remember wham bars as a kid without still being able to buy them, and your able to pull one out.

Imagine if squirty cream was in short supply "

Then you’d all want me.

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By *inTonic2018Couple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I'm thinking of hoarding penis extension tubes in case the government brings in a national minimum length..

What else should we be hoarding ..."

Chickpeas, spinach and a plus 1. The zombies are coming, we need to be ready to properly lockdown!

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By *ryan... OP   Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

McDonald's chips.. massive shortage.quickly now..eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat eat

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

. (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Malbec ...and other red wine ...quick hoard it, then invite me over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Advocate and Brussel sprouts

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Posh people don't say they are hoarding wine. They are "laying down a cellar".....

Is that like saying.. Common women cum and posh women arrive?

Everyone cums, unless they have had too much wine!

Zambia

What if they don't drink wine?

In the right country, rolling a joint is a much better alternative anyway.

I like the cut of your jib

Damn age preferences though right?

Hit me up in chat, always down for new acquaintances to party with. "

Posh women arrive...ah, the Norman influence of "We're better than you peasants!" is still alive, to this very day.

Arrivé is French for coming. Using French instead of English shows you don't realise that English has more words than French.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

I thought venir was to come in French?

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"I thought venir was to come in French? "

Maybe that's how the French catch venirial (sic) diseases?

Arrivé would refer to a male who has come.

Arrivée would refer to a female.When they both come together, should it be ils sont arrivés?

I am fond of saying "Je viens de venir" (I have just come).

Eagle eyed readers will notice that I abhor the sexualised version of the word 'come' and it has never issued from my keyboard.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"I thought venir was to come in French? "

Spanish uses “to come” as well, in the reflexive form (venirse).

There is usually more than one way of saying things in French.

Interpreting and translation are not the same thing.

English get their slang more from the US than Australia and the French get theirs from Italy. I was surprised to to hear the word ciao used at lot in France. Must be similar to the Hello/hi thing over here.

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