FabSwingers.com forum: Zoo

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If Fab was a zoo, what creature are you?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Depends on the time of day, right now?

Sloth

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m a cougar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Fab was a zoo, what creature are you?"

I’d be a giraffe having a bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orangutan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiger

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A lone wolf

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

A cub

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

A red panda

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Explain please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like a sloth too. Lazy but happy and smiling.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Googles Red Panda…

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Hippo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Noted

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

The Zoo - Scorpions

www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mno1w3nTQ

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Amarillo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry... I really love sharks

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Cheetah

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

A giraffe. I like to have a good look at who is around and what is happening so a tall neck would help me do that in the best possible way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/21 21:35:06]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheeky monkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If Fab was a zoo, what creature are you?

I’d be a giraffe having a bath"

Is that a Cat in a hat quote?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cheetah"

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A sloth leopard

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

A dodo...... Extinct just like my sex life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cub

Aren't you just..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chameleon. For that fast extending tongue, muscular and speedy when needed..

and ability to hide from predators. Or prey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id be a racehorse soon to retire

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Sorry... I really love sharks

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awesome!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id be a racehorse soon to retire

They shoot horses don’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Fab was a zoo, what creature are you?

I’d be a giraffe having a bath

Is that a Cat in a hat quote?"

I’m not sure.

I just said it as I like giraffes and you’d started with a rhyme so I thought that was the idea of the thread.

I feel a bit silly now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the slow ones the best are out out to stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A celibate peacock

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By *ornucopiaMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Amarillo...

Show me the way to Armadillo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" I’m not sure.

I just said it as I like giraffes and you’d started with a rhyme so I thought that was the idea of the thread.

I feel a bit silly now.

No! I like it!

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By *ver-CuriousCouple
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"If Fab was a zoo, what creature are you?"

Human

Same as if fab was a garage,that wouldn't make me a motor car

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

Orangutang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Human

Same as if fab was a garage,that wouldn't make me a motor car"

A spanner, maybe?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh my goodness, I'd be a Brown antechinus. Worth googling

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Panda - quite happy in the solitary life, but can occasionally have fun in a group, but cross me and you’ll see my ferocious side

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’d be a zebra on ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh my goodness, I'd be a Brown antechinus. Worth googling

The males die after their first breeding season (which lasts two weeks) as a result of stress and exhaustion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh my goodness, I'd be a Brown antechinus. Worth googling

Speaking of brown. I read today that brown trouts fake orgasms

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/21 21:52:07]

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’d be a zebra on ice

New kind of cocktail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Orangutang "

Ginger haired & long limbed?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I’d be a zebra on ice

Oh eck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 06/10/21 21:55:41]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honey bear. Because it's chubby and likes to munch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zoo keeper as I’d be getting to go home whilst holding you all under lock and key!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh my goodness, I'd be a Brown antechinus. Worth googling

Speaking of brown. I read today that brown trouts fake orgasms

Oh but really! How can we monitor real and fake orgasms

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Oh my goodness, I'd be a Brown antechinus. Worth googling

The males die after their first breeding season (which lasts two weeks) as a result of stress and exhaustion.

All in the line of duty

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Zoo keeper as I’d be getting to go home whilst holding you all under lock and key!"

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vixen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You’re all so good at this!

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

"Orangutang

Ginger haired & long limbed?"

Why yes indeed, and the most intellectual of the species

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A celibate peacock "

That’s quite a display Harvey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear, loves honey and hibernating all winter. Anyone want to snuggle up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear, loves honey and hibernating all winter. Anyone want to snuggle up

I've got a honey pot that you can lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A bear, loves honey and hibernating all winter. Anyone want to snuggle up

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Capybara. Piggy and likes a bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bear, loves honey and hibernating all winter. Anyone want to snuggle up

I've got a honey pot that you can lick

Ooooh ok on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cat of course

Of course, domestic tabby? x

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

A bonobo: they are known as the 'make love, not war' apes. Sex within bonobo groups is used not only for reproduction, but more frequently for recreation, bonding and simple for the pleasure of sex.

Bonobos are rarely featured in wildlife programmes .

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

An Elephant x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"An Elephant x"

I’d of said a skunk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"An Elephant x

I’d of said a skunk

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A lone wolf

A slug

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

"Amarillo...

Show me the way to Armadillo!"

Thats the one. Predictive sex always fucks me..

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Dinosaur!

(or spider monkey, if we aren't allowing Dinosaur Zoos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hippopotamus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cat. I'm a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

those fat little sea dog moosey puppy whale things.

i forget their name.

Ohhh.

Hippopotamus.

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By *ElectricityMan
over a year ago

Preston

I'd be chimp and if you ask nicely I might let you have a taste of my banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A klingon Targ

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Panda... I can sympathise with the lack of action they get.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"those fat little sea dog moosey puppy whale things.

i forget their name.

Ohhh.

Hippopotamus.

Px "

Manatee? Please tell me it was. I've been on Wikipedia looking this up as I too forgot the name and it was bugging me. I'm off to sleep now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seahorse. Ready to bust a fat nut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rabbit

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Rhinoceros... thick skinned and clumsy

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Rhinoceros... thick skinned and clumsy

And beautiful x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"those fat little sea dog moosey puppy whale things.

i forget their name.

Ohhh.

Hippopotamus.

Manatee? Please tell me it was. I've been on Wikipedia looking this up as I too forgot the name and it was bugging me. I'm off to sleep now! "

YESSSSSSS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dog in season

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhinoceros….always the horn.

I’ve chastised myself for the awful dad joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flamingo

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

Gorilla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rhinoceros….always the horn.

I’ve chastised myself for the awful dad joke

And so you should..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flamingo "

Because you’re good at standing on one leg? Because your knees work backwards?

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"A teddy bear"

Awe a Teddy in a frog hat

so cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A teddy bear

Awe a Teddy in a frog hat

so cute

Who’s this Teddy guy you talk about?

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"those fat little sea dog moosey puppy whale things.

i forget their name.

Ohhh.

Hippopotamus.

Manatee? Please tell me it was. I've been on Wikipedia looking this up as I too forgot the name and it was bugging me. I'm off to sleep now!

YESSSSSSS

Px "

THANK FUCK FOR THAT! I lost precious sleep and now my eyes are now stinging through tiredness because of that creature. Why couldn't you have picked leopard or penguin or something?? Lol

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