FabSwingers.com forum: When leaving the house do you always say to your pets

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Be good see you later

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes and I don’t have any pets

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I do indeed and always tell my pooch to settle down.

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"Yes and I don’t have any pets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See ya later gully

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"See ya later gully

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

I won't be long, even if I'm going to be!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you sausage, be a good girl

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Be a good girl and look after your siblings while I'm gone. And to the rest of you, leave the fucking postman alone

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By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"I won't be long, even if I'm going to be!"
the worry would be if he answered back

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Nope. It would be a waste of effort since they will have their enrichment/separation anxiety toys as I'm leaving so they wouldn't care what I said to them.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Yes and I don’t have any pets

I love that

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Be good see you later

That^

... which in dog translation I'm sure is... 'wa waaa wa waa waaar'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if theres none else in, i say bye. I don"t know why, just do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later alligator

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I say “I won’t be long”

When I get back my oldest pooch taps his paw as if to say “what time do you call this?!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still go to say buh bye to Pablo, our mouse,even tho he died a few weeks ago

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

See ya guys remember no partys no filthy ladys

To our two tom cats

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"See ya guys remember no partys no filthy ladys

To our two tom cats "

...spoil sports!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't pee on the sofa!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Our dog makes us feel guilty as he always wants to come with us so we say to him we won’t be long promise

..Our cats don’t give a shit as long as they have food down ..

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I say to my dog every time, love you, see you later, and don’t even think about raiding the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See you later, have a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I say "eat a pair of my trainers and you'll be part of the Sunday dinner"

He's yet to chew a pair of my trainers so it must work

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

You two behave , I love you.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Behave! No fighting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be good eat ur treats and go to sleep lol shes a cat who doesn't give a shit haha

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Dont say anything! We just have a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always say 'stay guard, back in a bit'. I dont think they do good guarding though, they just fall asleep.

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By *ttoWoman
over a year ago

llanelli

Leave the fucking bins alone

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Yes I tell them how long we will or what we are doing haha

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Yes, I also hug my dog goodnight, hug him when I come downstairs in the morning and when I get in from work

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

I always say bye to my cat.

She just looks at me like I'm mad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always tell my dog "no drugs or hookers ok and no shitting on the floor"

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By *aveed74Man
over a year ago

a round and a bout Midlands

'Get on your bed!'

It has never worked with a human though.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I always tell my dog "no drugs or hookers ok and no shitting on the floor"

That made me laugh! One out of three is a strong probability

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By *itnessXxMan
over a year ago

london

Give her a kiss Throw her on the bed tell her stay. XXXX Sounds bad but it's lovely really.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

I always say 'love you, see you later' and blow him a kiss.

Gizmo is an African Grey, so he says it back! Including the kiss.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

I always say "love you, won't be long. Be a good boy. Look after the house, you're on guard duty"

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

All the time. I say ‘love you bye,dog don’t be a nob,cat you’re in charge’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In your beds and be good girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop trying to fuck the cat you little sh*t"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always tell my dog "no drugs or hookers ok and no shitting on the floor"

That made me laugh! One out of three is a strong probability

He shit in the kitchen once, and I mean it was a shitstorm! A big poonami puddle and it was all up the washing machine

took ages to clean and I swear to god he was laughing at me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'See ya in a bit'

Pat on his head, then hand over the Rodeo (aka the 'softener')

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

No, as I usually take ours to doggy day care.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I say 'have a good day, love you', then give him a kiss and a bum rub before squeezing out the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behave! Bye (insert name)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always say bye to my cat.

She just looks at me like I'm mad

Same

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I always say 'love you, see you later' and blow him a kiss.

Gizmo is an African Grey, so he says it back! Including the kiss."

That’s so cute

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

To my dog pretty much always yes

Jo xx

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

'Dog you're incharge, keep the house safe'

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