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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

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By *olourpurpleMan
over a year ago

Waterford

"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets "

Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Look at the pics and vids here?lots to look at x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Too close to 1500 for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here got to work told to go and sit around all day as can't do my job and can't go home bloody bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too close to 1500 for that. "

Ahh dont be shy

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

Looking at you profile pic, can't you go and blow something up, that should do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

Looking at you profile pic, can't you go and blow something up, that should do it

Unfortunately I don't have access to explosives any more... But probably not a bad thing.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

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By *otMe66Man
over a year ago

Terra Firma

"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

Looking at you profile pic, can't you go and blow something up, that should do it

Unfortunately I don't have access to explosives any more... But probably not a bad thing. "

You can do the noises though, BOOOOM... BANG...BOOM BOOM. A bit of imagination mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets "

Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet.

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing

Spoil sport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet. "

Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated...

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I need tea and a little nap after the session we've had this morning.

Can't help, sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing

I'm a sucker for a tease!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need tea and a little nap after the session we've had this morning.

Can't help, sorry.

Sharing is caring in a situation like this...

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I find a decent cuppa tea to be very stimulating.

There are teas that car errrr 'perk you up' too if needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet.

Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated...

Thank god we don't use power points in my job! Lots of numbers, more numbers and a few extra sprinkled ontop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

Oh, spreadsheets. That's computer porn. Love a good spreadsheet.

Don't forget a good juicy PowerPoint CPD training lecture which is mandated...

Thank god we don't use power points in my job! Lots of numbers, more numbers and a few extra sprinkled ontop. "

We have PowerPoint with corresponding PDF handouts...

We have databases designed in the 70s...

We even have a good slice of audio and video to sift through...

What we don't have is excel to keep track of it all... (despite my insisting on it).

Sigh

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

COCAINE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"COCAINE "

To be fair I think there is quite a lot of it in the building...

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

You could play a game like I spy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could play a game like I spy

With my little eye? Not convinced!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You could always try to pick your nose with your pinky toe.

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By *ustjack400Man
over a year ago

Bristol

"I need tea and a little nap after the session we've had this morning.

Can't help, sorry.

C"
oh do tell

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"You could play a game like I spy

With my little eye? Not convinced! "

Yes you are it’s easy - just pick a letter and tell us what room you are in…. We can imagine we are in a similar room and guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could play a game like I spy

With my little eye? Not convinced! "

Pervy eye might work

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I C.B.A reading this all ...... So scuse me if it turns out that you are really Captain Exciting in disguise.

Bored people are the most BORING people on the planet.

They think that life, fun and good times come from others.

In reality they jut bring others down.

Hope that helped. x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

*just*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*just*"

Its true I am captain boring.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

So work then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So work then"

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly. "

Fun il give you fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

Fun il give you fun

I don't think I could deal with that much fun!

lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

Fun il give you fun

I don't think I could deal with that much fun!

lol"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol"

Chase them up, ask them what they're up to and when they don't answer immediately tell them they're time wasters who shouldn't be doing the job if they're not gonna make responding to you a priority, that they should be thankful you contacted them in the first place.

Then 30 seconds later send another mail telling them its their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at the pics and vids here?lots to look at x"

She’s not wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

Fun il give you fun

I'd like a front row ticket to watch please.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

Fun il give you fun

I'd like a front row ticket to watch please. "

What painting his balls

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"So work then

Yes. Because that is the most fun option... I'll just get back to waiting for everyone quietly.

Fun il give you fun

I'd like a front row ticket to watch please.

What painting his balls

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around

[Removed by poster at 06/10/21 15:21:20]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are you meant to be doing ?

I’m doing spreadsheets

Document review but waiting for replies on tasks I've sent out... So I'm now perving instead! Lol

You don't work for the government do you? Lol x

Then 30 seconds later send another mail telling them its their loss"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"*just*

Its true I am captain boring. "

No. Come on John .......

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.

Write a poem in your head.

Wank.

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?

Does mustard burn your arsehole ?

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.

Decide which business to start

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?

What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"So I need something stimulating to perk me up at work. I'm so fucking bored!

Go and sweep the parade square or paint the grass...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*just*

Its true I am captain boring.

No. Come on John .......

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.

Write a poem in your head.

Wank.

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?

Does mustard burn your arsehole ?

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.

Decide which business to start

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?

What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?"

You should be a public speaker

Gramps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at the pics and vids here?lots to look at x"

Security bored !

Looking at pictures ! Yummmy x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*just*

Its true I am captain boring.

No. Come on John .......

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.

I have just discovered I can get 2 highlighters in my nose at the same time.

One in each nostril.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.

Write a poem in your head.

Wank.

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?

Does mustard burn your arsehole ?

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.

Decide which business to start

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?

What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?"

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Oh Jonny

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By *inkylipsWoman
over a year ago

Debauchery

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing

I'm a sucker for a tease!

I suck…. I mean I suck at purposely teasing

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Saw this as a challenge Granny:

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor - did this and got kicked out of the shop.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars - got kicked out of the supermarket.

Write a poem in your head - I closed my eyes and thought of a rhyme, it was great to pass the time.

Wank - Oh yes, oh yes, oh god yes, ooooooh yes

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest - my right foot.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork - I couldn't... You did mean a garden fork right?

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye - yes

Does mustard burn your arsehole - oh f@ck yes, help, fire!

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off - got kicked out of A&E

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall - got kicked out of the builders yard.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it - Easy, on chips and a visit to Digger Land.

Decide which business to start - the chocolate fire guard company.

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year - I'm not, they are all too boring.

What will the title of the book you are going to write be - My Fab Meets, it's going to be a 2 page sex fest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My minds to filthy today for anything sensible to add sorry

I'm here if you need to put those thought in writing...

I’m more into putting thoughts into action than writing

I'm a sucker for a tease!

I suck…. I mean I suck at purposely teasing

And I purposely tease a sucker...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

54 messages in and I've reserved a response!

But it's in the wrong format so I've had to send it back again...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it...

That was not my reply.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it...

That was not my reply. "

What was

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"*just*

Its true I am captain boring.

No. Come on John .......

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.

Write a poem in your head.

Wank.

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?

Does mustard burn your arsehole ?

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.

Decide which business to start

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?

What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?

You should be a public speaker

Gramps x"

Funny you should say that Yas....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"*just*

Its true I am captain boring.

No. Come on John .......

Wee in a nice flower pattern on the floor.

Blindfold yourself with your socks and stick your tongue in unmarked jars.

Write a poem in your head.

Wank.

Measure your feet to see which is the biggest.

See how far up your nostril you can get a fork.

Will a dried pea fit in your japs eye ?

Does mustard burn your arsehole ?

Pull your jumper neck up and scream that your head's fallen off.

Chisel your name into every brick in the wall.

Imagine you've got money and think about how you will spend it.

Decide which business to start

How are you going to contact all the people you haven't seen this year ?

What will the title of the book you are going to write be ?

You should be a public speaker

Gramps x

Funny you should say that Yas.... "

Are you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I'm sure that was also the face the sended made when they sent it...

That was not my reply.

What was"

Well I started by being overly aggressive in my reply. Then deleted and gave step by step instructions. I then banged my head on my desk a few times. Now I'm drinking tea and contemplating hometime.

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