FabSwingers.com forum: What’s everyone’s dirtiest secrets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Share if you dare you dirties secret let’s see who’s not shy to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn’t be a secret then

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Share if you dare you dirties secret let’s see who’s not shy to say "

You first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't always wear clean socks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t always look glammed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't always suck clean cocks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a guy and I don’t have a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't always suck clean cocks !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block."

Filthy bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy spits in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block."

Animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a straight man’s cheesy cock."

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block."

Savage

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I don't always wear clean socks!

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I wear odd socks... and crocs

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

"I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block."

Haha my dad always used to do that me mam would go nuts and I’d get the blame with being a youngin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear Crocs. In the house. As slippers.

I'm sorry if I've gone down in anyone's estimations. Show me the door and I'll leave..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fart in bed !

And I fart all day !

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By *ootlover1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a straight man’s cheesy cock.

I couldn’t work out who’d changed that for a while then

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By *xmarkxx321Man
over a year ago

sittingbourne

I leave the loo seat up and I pee in the shower .......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I wear Crocs. In the house. As slippers.

I'm sorry if I've gone down in anyone's estimations. Show me the door and I'll leave.. "
so do I

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I once licked a man's bumhole

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

When it gets really cold I wear uggs

it’s not even a secret I don’t even care they are the cosiest boots eva

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

I actually think socks and sandals are awkward and uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being on this site is my dirty secret

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By *sBlueWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Can’t possibly say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a straight man’s cheesy cock.

I couldn’t work out who’d changed that for a while then

I have no idea what you’re on about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I go to work I go commando

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an older sister and from the age of 15, whenever I was home alone I’d go into her bedroom and put a pair of her knickers on and would walk about the house wearing them. I did it for about 4 years and only stopped because she moved out. Just before she moved out I stole my favourite pair out of her drawer so that I could still wear a pair of knickers when I was home alone.

I’ve never told anyone that before and I’d be absolutely mortified if my sister found out, it would be a bit weird between us if she did.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When it gets really cold I wear uggs

it’s not even a secret I don’t even care they are the cosiest boots eva

I've been wearing them as slippers since I could walk

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By *igtone2310Man
over a year ago

Beverley

"I once licked a man's bumhole

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only once, I daren't own up to it haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never ever take the bins out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to dip my chips in milkshakes, there I said it that's a weight off my mind

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I once licked a man's bumhole

only once, I daren't own up to it haha x"

You've done it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I never ever take the bins out

Bloody hell! You’ve just reminded me I have to bring our bins in.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Sometimes if I’ve been cooking steak or bacon on the foreman grill I’ll go back a bit later and scrape bits of the residue off the grill plate and eat it

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By *ornynorfolkguyMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk

Once I put extra pineapple on a Hawaiian pizza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

I was going ask if he noticed?

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I don’t wash my legs in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear Crocs. In the house. As slippers.

I'm sorry if I've gone down in anyone's estimations. Show me the door and I'll leave.. "

Your just at the top off your fashion game that’s all

As crocs are the new in beach bikini shoes

Lot off pics off celebrities rocking them on the beach in a bikini during the summer

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

I actually didn't

but he didn't seem to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t wash my legs in the shower "

Filthy

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

I was going ask if he noticed? "

Oh fuck yes, he noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever take the bins out

Bloody hell! You’ve just reminded me I have to bring our bins in."

Nooo! You wait until your neighbours get so pissed off that they bring them in for you

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By *oeBeansMan
over a year ago

Derby

"I don’t wash my legs in the shower "

Even the knee-pits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a bulk/panic/selfish shoppers pasta from their unattended basket at the start of the pandemic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever take the bins out

Are y’all just waiting for Kim & Aggie to appear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

I was going ask if he noticed?

Oh fuck yes, he noticed

Did you get right in there?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"I have a thing for leather boots and once I had a few friends around for food and drinks and a friends new girl came along. She left the most sexy leather boots at the front door. While they were all chatting i sneaked off into the room with one of them and filled it with cum. Only about 30 minutes later they left and her foot must have been covered in my spunk. "

How disrespectful

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"I once licked a man's bumhole

Did you ask first?

I was going ask if he noticed?

Oh fuck yes, he noticed

Did you get right in there?

I was delicate and gentle.... obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever take the bins out

Are y’all just waiting for Kim & Aggie to appear

I wish! I lost my cooker years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never ever take the bins out

Are y’all just waiting for Kim & Aggie to appear

I wish! I lost my cooker years ago "

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

It’s out there already… rice in my downstairs bathroom.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s out there already… rice in my downstairs bathroom.

Have you restocked?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"It’s out there already… rice in my downstairs bathroom.

Have you restocked?"

Had to!!!

it’s tough keeping these levels up now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate a big Mac

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I never ever take the bins out

Bloody hell! You’ve just reminded me I have to bring our bins in.

Nooo! You wait until your neighbours get so pissed off that they bring them in for you

No chance. Our neighbour’s an old fella and we usually bring his bin in for him.

Anyway all done now so thanks for the reminder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to dip my chips in milkshakes, there I said it that's a weight off my mind

Out get out

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"It’s out there already… rice in my downstairs bathroom.

Have you restocked?

Had to!!!

it’s tough keeping these levels up now!!! "

Tell you what, I'll bring some up when I come that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still got no taste or smell !

After nearly two years !

Tired all the time !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once accidentally knocked over a famous French actress and had to hide in a macdonalds on the champs-elysees for 1 hour and when I found out who she was, her name still makes me laugh today

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I tell everyone I like to sunbathe naked on Brighton beach, but actually I never have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is fucking depraved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is fucking depraved."

do you think one foot was softer then the other the next day

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Daddy spits in my mouth

I would expect no less……

Little Brittany sucks her dummy and

Daddy’s cock at the same time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to pee on myself before I have a shower....

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By *exyguy321Man
over a year ago

nottingham

Years ago I woke up in my cousins bed after she took me out for drinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just before toys r us shut down, I went in and stole the lego display yoda from the star wars section, I thought I'd be a legend and the envy of my friends, but its stolen and therefore worthless

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham, North Yorkshire and can travel

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By *mma29Couple
over a year ago

wirral

It's not in my nature to be mysterious, but I can't talk about it. And I can't say why.

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By *UNANDNICEMan
over a year ago

Basildon

Mmm I couldn’t really say anything on here about it to be honest with you

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

I lost my virginity to friend of my mum, I was 16 she 36.

Put a fake poo made of dough and chocolate powder on someone's car who really annoyed me.

Had sex in a graveyard on Halloween, didn't quite make it to the blood sacrifice part, it started to rain heavily and the candles keept blowing out. Well, they were tea lights not properly candles sticks.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

I once watched more than 30 seconds of 'Hollyoaks'.

I mean, I had to go for a scrub afterwards, it was a long 30 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually shot JFK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking around my garden naked, hoping my sexy neighbour is watching me and playing;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend and I once walked out of a restaurant without paying for our meal.

In fairness, we had asked for our bill 3 times, and had waited 35 mins for it to arrive, then a further 10 mins waiting for someone to come take the money from us.

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By *reakbedsnotheartsMan
over a year ago

bedford

To dirty to repeat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once called Michael Caine, My Cocaine .

Well , I didn't really it was my friend that did it.

To be fair not a lot of people know that !

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By *toreflashCouple
over a year ago

northampton

"When I go to work I go commando

Is that wise with all that farting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot the sherrif ..but I didn't shoot the deputy ...

There's my dirtiest secret

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By *ilfCrumpet9Man
over a year ago

Wirral

I sniff thongs

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

A guy fucked me once, after he finished I was still extremely horny. I offered to get rid of his condom for him.

After he'd left, I emptied the contents down my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in a hot tub with my then girlfriend and she got out to get washed up. I noticed her very fit Mum watching me. I got out as well, didn’t get far as her mum wanted my cock. Gave it a cheeky rub as I walked past. Later that day my gf had to go out with her friend so I was in bed alone. her mum decided she wanted some fun so gave me a really sensual blow job. When we split up I used to pop round and see her mum.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Daddy spits in my mouth

And mummy shits in your shoes?

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By *itnakedladMan
over a year ago

London Bridge

"I once licked a man's bumhole

I love mine licked..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i split up with my cheating ex, i gave his beloved pot of Helmans mayonaise to a good male friend of mine who wanked in it and then put it back in the fridge!

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By *tanx63Man
over a year ago

rhondda

Wanking over cock

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Share if you dare you dirties secret let’s see who’s not shy to say "

Share yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well then it wouldn’t be a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to clean cream pies up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I sometimes just take a bite straight off the cheese block."

Monster!!! Lol.x

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I don’t really have secrets, I’m too open.

I suppose one thing that would normally be considered a secret is that I use escorts maybe once/twice a month. Just so I can be a selfish lover really instead of pleasuring everyone else, but we also cuddle and chat and they seem to like that. Often spending hours with them, even if my time slot was only 30mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ordered and ate a whole Nandos chicken, 2 fries and coleslaw without sharing!! I hate myself!!

...gluttony and selfishness..yuk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddy spits in my mouth

So does mine, sometimes pisses in my mouth too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBW face sitting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating chocolate in bed;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the empty wrappers from the Cadburys Heroes or Celebrations back in the tub.

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

Too many to mention most I'll take to the grave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The laptop my dad thought my sister broke when she was younger. She didn't. I accidentally stood on it.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I tried a Jaffa Cake. It wasn't as bad as i imagined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I tried a Jaffa Cake. It wasn't as bad as i imagined. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Daddy spits in my mouth

So does mine, sometimes pisses in my mouth too

Filthy girl I love This thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put the empty wrappers from the Cadburys Heroes or Celebrations back in the tub.

You’re just sick. Your the person who turns a box of shiny goodness into a box of misery and disappointment!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I tried a Jaffa Cake. It wasn't as bad as i imagined.

Where's the delete post button

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I tried a Jaffa Cake. It wasn't as bad as i imagined.

Where's the delete post button

Its etched in my memory now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wear Crocs. In the house. As slippers.

I'm sorry if I've gone down in anyone's estimations. Show me the door and I'll leave.. "

So do I!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I like to wear an orange morph suit and pretend I’m a carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just once?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once peed in a decanter of scotch at a friend's house because his dad was a prick

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By *ersey GirlCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I've got a bin bag full of rubbish in my car that's been there for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sister in law came on to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate my nephews easter egg few years bk and blamed it on his little sister

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By *vmarisaTV/TS
over a year ago

Motherwell

I worked for the secret service for two years then they sacked me when they found out about my promiscuous sex life and habitual drug taking . Shhhhh Mx

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By *igtatsMan
over a year ago

gravesend

My friends mum took my virginity at secondary school

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By *oublesixesMan
over a year ago

Corby

I have a FabSwingers account

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By *omerset1976Man
over a year ago

Burnham

I’ve cum between my sister in laws tits!! ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls farting makes my cock throb!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once ate a haribo that had broke the 5 second rule

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By *jorkishMan
over a year ago

Seaforth

"I worked for the secret service for two years then they sacked me when they found out about my promiscuous sex life and habitual drug taking . Shhhhh Mx

Wouldn't surprise me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a woman made of fromage frais.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

I dip my fries in my milkshakes

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By *panddaCouple
over a year ago

West Mids

"Share if you dare you dirties secret let’s see who’s not shy to say "

So too shy to add your dirty secrets OP?

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I posted a dick pic today

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I slip in a finger when I wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got a bin bag full of rubbish in my car that's been there for a week

What kind of rubbish? Food waste ?

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I posted a dick pic today

LvM"

Matterhorn!

Outrageous!

I can't believe you would do such a thing!

(Without sending it to me for vetting first)

Posh

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Being on this site is my dirty secret

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drink milk straight from the carton

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By *uby StarCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I drink milk straight from the carton

You filthy mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I squeeze from the top of the tube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drink milk straight from the carton

Surely that’s not a shared carton :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes deviate from my usual manly drink to scoff a fizzy pink frxinet.......with ice

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Got pro-filmed (and paid) to have sex with a woman. Ending was me pouring contents of the condom into her mouth.

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over a year ago

"Got pro-filmed (and paid) to have sex with a woman. Ending was me pouring contents of the condom into her mouth.

Good pay?

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

This one time at band camp….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't always take my socks off when I go to bed.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I posted a dick pic today

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Matterhorn!

Outrageous!

I can't believe you would do such a thing!

(Without sending it to me for vetting first)

Posh

I *posted* it Posh. It'll be with you in two to three business days

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't always take my socks off when I go to bed. "

Even when you’re bumping fun bits?

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sometimes I eat closed off in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Married men and older men like my bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its me that always puts the butter knife in the jam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't always take my socks off when I go to bed.

Even when you’re bumping fun bits?

Yes. Not embarrassed to admit it.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I dont mind if there is toast crumbs in the butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't always take my socks off when I go to bed. "

As long as the crocs are removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped a chip on the floor and broke the 2 second rule..

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"Share if you dare you dirties secret let’s see who’s not shy to say "

I kept look out while my GF shagged the park keeper in his hut

true story!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

They’re sitting right next to me

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