FabSwingers.com forum: Formites housemates

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who from the forums would you choose for a house mate and why?

Let’s try to make it non sexual but I fear the worst

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Already done it and it was ace,

Ivy came to stay with me for the 3 weeks that was meant to be lockdown and never left......well until recently when I sold my house and she got a place of her own

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Yasmeen and sexycatkylie would have lots of girlie nights x

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over a year ago

"Already done it and it was ace,

Ivy came to stay with me for the 3 weeks that was meant to be lockdown and never left......well until recently when I sold my house and she got a place of her own

That is awesome. Well not the part you sold the house from under her, that’s just mean

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Yasmeen! She seems down to earth and kind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yasmeen and sexycatkylie would have lots of girlie nights x"

I think there would have to be warning signs up

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saff because she’s very humerous and gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saff because she’s very humerous and gorgeous

Good call

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

So cooking abilities?

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

So cooking abilities?

Of course

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?"

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life!

Can you cook cakes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

How long did it take to find something non sexual?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

Take the fence down. Let's play twister

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Damn right we would!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

Take the fence down. Let's play twister

What would the neighbours say?

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly

It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life!

Well my kitchen is always open for a naked chef xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

How long did it take to find something non sexual?

I can't lie; it was a struggle...!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Leo bloom...we could organise putting a show on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

How long did it take to find something non sexual?

I can't lie; it was a struggle...!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

Take the fence down. Let's play twister

What would the neighbours say?

"Can we join in?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

Take the fence down. Let's play twister

What would the neighbours say?

"Can we join in?""

Hopefully

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

Are you watching me though the window

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly

It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake

I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The housemates I would like would be tea for good conversation, frieda for nourishing the soul and her hubby obviously, NSP for the good vibes and energy and Leo blooms cos he's super witty

The fact I fancy the two ladies is purely accidental

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Can I have Belle? She always seems to be doing housework, so the place would be spotless..!

How long did it take to find something non sexual?

I can't lie; it was a struggle...!

I can bake and cook too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly

It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake

I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed… "

Nom nom

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Funnily enough I live with a forumite at the moment.. my cake has a willing tester and my bins are being taken out weekly

It seems more do than I realised and why did you have to mention cake

I don’t eat the stuff but I’m a prolific feeder. Pretty much everyone that knows me has been fed… "

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !

I'll b Charlie u can be alan!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"Candyfloss2000 judging by her pictures she brings a whole new meaning to the naked chef.

Well up till a year ago I have worked as a cook all my adult life!

Well my kitchen is always open for a naked chef xx"

Will fetch my pinny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !

I'll b Charlie u can be alan!

And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !

But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life !

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Tried it and it was a huge success during lockdown, but Lu is now gone from the forum sadly.

I'll take Tinder. You absolutely know we would have good times

Only if I can have Bob

Can we live next door to each other?

Naked volleyball over the back fence?

Take the fence down. Let's play twister

What would the neighbours say?

"Can we join in?"

Hopefully

Or we could get a semi detached pair of houses in the middle of nowhere

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !

I'll b Charlie u can be alan!

And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !

But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life !

Ohh yes Gino!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I’ll take candy floss and her green fingers spend time naked gardening !

I'll b Charlie u can be alan!

And bit Gino rolled in ! Love cooking as well !

But do enjoy gardening as I’m getting older more simple things in life !

Ohh yes Gino!

I like a bit of Gino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Private parts and fabulousandbearded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo bloom...we could organise putting a show on

My pleasure Bialystock

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"The housemates I would like would be tea for good conversation, frieda for nourishing the soul and her hubby obviously, NSP for the good vibes and energy and Leo blooms cos he's super witty

The fact I fancy the two ladies is purely accidental

Sounds like a fun house..... I'm in

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Anyone want me?

I could do with moving out

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen and sexycatkylie would have lots of girlie nights x"

Xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen! She seems down to earth and kind.

Xxxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen and sexycatkylie would have lots of girlie nights x

I think there would have to be warning signs up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill say...Noochie72...amazing chef and fantastic taste in pop culture and a pretty good fuck as well so thats a bonus

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ill say...Noochie72...amazing chef and fantastic taste in pop culture and a pretty good fuck as well so thats a bonus "

Why not just change your name back to that???

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I pick

Sigma

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im the one id get on with 24 /7

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone want me?

I could do with moving out

Well that depends!

We might take you but what domestic skills can you offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd move in with Lorna. I always wanted to go Somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zensual. Because he's interesting and I could have some dam good conversations with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr Mojo Risin.

Anyone who likes The Doors would be a welcome housemate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd move in with Lorna. I always wanted to go Somewhere "

You are very welcome but you don't just get me you all so get Hotash and Tilly the cat.

Ash does make coffee every morning, in fact I haven't made a coffee for nearly 3 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who can cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can see a cook off coming on!

What about pudding?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can see a cook off coming on!

What about pudding?

I’m crap at puddings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can see a cook off coming on!

What about pudding?

I’m crap at puddings

I'm not.

Banoffee pie anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!"

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd move in with Lorna. I always wanted to go Somewhere

You are very welcome but you don't just get me you all so get Hotash and Tilly the cat.

Ash does make coffee every morning, in fact I haven't made a coffee for nearly 3 years.

I don't see any negatives with this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

Can you clean windows?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I can wash the cars.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

Can you clean windows?"

Depends on what with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Walking Taff, I reckon.

We could sit there for hours waffling emotionally about our rabid love for the landscapes of wild Wales. In Welsh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can wash the cars.

We don't have a car but you could be our chauffeur.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

Cleaning the oven?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I can wash the cars.

We don't have a car but you could be our chauffeur.

Of course m'lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

Cleaning the oven?

I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

Cleaning the oven?

I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea

I’m not playing anymore

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Anyone want me?

I could do with moving out

Well that depends!

We might take you but what domestic skills can you offer?"

Umm... I give good hugs?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Why not just get a big house get everyone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not just get a big house get everyone...

Because there's a few I wouldn't want to share a house with

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I used to do landscape gardening so anyone who has a garden they need trimming I’d be a great housemate

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We are picking Bella Seas…purely for the fact we’d laugh our heads off every day! Well I just pretend to laugh at her jokes

Well that and C and her have fantastic boobs and they’d need a photographer

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Could we have a Rota...?

Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not just get a big house get everyone...

Because there's a few I wouldn't want to share a house with

The snorers I presume? (I'm not one, luckily)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

Cleaning the oven?

I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea

I’m not playing anymore

Spoil sport!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could we have a Rota...?

Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...

Lucky dip to which house you get?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who can cook

I can cook.

Me too

Bet mines better than yours!

Yes but who would be more of a distraction?

Me obviously!

You got me Lorna! He's no good at pudding

Can I just stand in the corner and look pretty then?

I'll find a use for you

Cleaning the oven?

I can imagine him now, little apron, bent over...we'll work him hard then he can make the tea

I’m not playing anymore

Spoil sport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

Good call!

How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I used to do landscape gardening so anyone who has a garden they need trimming I’d be a great housemate

I got a landscape gardener in but he said he couldn’t do mine cause it’s portrait

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Not saying who, but have done this and it was really nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Already done it and it was ace,

Ivy came to stay with me for the 3 weeks that was meant to be lockdown and never left......well until recently when I sold my house and she got a place of her own

How is she doing? Miss seeing her around here

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"I used to do landscape gardening so anyone who has a garden they need trimming I’d be a great housemate

I got a landscape gardener in but he said he couldn’t do mine cause it’s portrait

Found that funnier than I should have done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

Good call!

How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.

Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Could we have a Rota...?

Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...

Lucky dip to which house you get? "

Could all chuck house keys into a big bowl..?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off for coffeeeeee car keys are in don’t lose em keyless entry x

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

Good call!

How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.

Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x"

Apologies if I'm poking my nose in here, that's super shit... Wishing you all the best on your recovery and sorry for your loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Changed my mind. D91k Ooft yes please.

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Kinkylips because she is just fabulous

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Could we have a Rota...?

Or maybe like musical chairs just musical Fabbers houses ...

Lucky dip to which house you get?

Could all chuck house keys into a big bowl..?!?

Sounds fair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone but me... I'm a nightmare to live with ... Currently trying to evict myself but I'm a stubborn bugger ...

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I’m off for coffeeeeee car keys are in don’t lose em keyless entry x

...house keys ...we want the house keys ...unless you've got full tank of full

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

Awe Dana! Yep, I reckon we would have a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m off for coffeeeeee car keys are in don’t lose em keyless entry x

...house keys ...we want the house keys ...unless you've got full tank of full

Oh yes always got a full tank regular servicing

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Saff because she’s very humerous and gorgeous

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you won't be saying that when she has you locked away in the dog cage

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hmm. Bemorefreda I reckon

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Changed my mind. D91k Ooft yes please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Diamond Cougar as she's just my type of woman and we have things in common, particularly the fuzzy stuff

Good call!

How are you by the way? Miss seeing you on the forums.

Hi Lovely. I'm recovering from the cancer but my mum just died so it's been a tough old time. Hope you and your lovely fella are good x"

Oh im so sorry.

We are really good thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna come hang out around my place? I love cooking and looking after people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear

I killed the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook

and be tidy

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone wanna come hang out around my place? I love cooking and looking after people

Ohhhh cooking??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out around my place? I love cooking and looking after people

Ohhhh cooking??"

Yep. I have lots of biscuits too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who can cook whilst I set the fire and plump cushions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook

and be tidy

That’s me then. I’m a bit obsessed with the cleaning tho.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else? "

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Anyone wanna come hang out around my place? I love cooking and looking after people

Ohhhh cooking??

Yep. I have lots of biscuits too

I’ll grab my car keys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

Depends on if they want a bedroom each…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook

and be tidy

That’s me then. I’m a bit obsessed with the cleaning tho.

Perfect! I’m sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook

and be tidy

That’s me then. I’m a bit obsessed with the cleaning tho.

Perfect! I’m sorted

Yay.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I don’t know who I want but they have to be able to cook

and be tidy

I’ll share with you Babs

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to live in all females commune. With males allowed occasionally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Throws Mr in the room and runs out so I can get some peace and quiet*

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"I want to live in all females commune. With males allowed occasionally

This is the way forward

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By *91kMan
over a year ago

Maidstone

Did someone say orgy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as the heating's on... I froze to death last night, need thawing out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did someone say orgy?"

No, they said "Chinese or Indian for dinner?" and all hell erupted.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Did someone say orgy?

No, they said "Chinese or Indian for dinner?" and all hell erupted."

Could see how that could cause the same chaos

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By *essica FlabbitWoman
over a year ago

west midlands/shropshire

Big ole bird..

Only because I know what I'm getting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to live in all females commune. With males allowed occasionally

This is the way forward

That's my girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can cook whilst I set fire to the plump cushions. "

Nice arson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board

You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who can cook whilst I set fire to the plump cushions.

Nice arson. "

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board

You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then

Sounds like we need a hand from Busman

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"as long as the heating's on... I froze to death last night, need thawing out"

Do we call you Lazarus now then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board

You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then

Sounds like we need a hand from Busman

I so wanna swing party at my place before I move. A big swing party

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Anyone wanna come hang out of my special place? I love fucking and looking after people

I do.

Yay. I got one!

Anyone else?

How many Fab house mates do you need?!

I like a full house. I get lonely.

Well if we're advocating a full on orgy I'll grab the minibus keys and see who wants on-board

You get a bigger bus and I’ll get all the mattresses in one room then

Sounds like we need a hand from Busman

I so wanna swing party at my place before I move. A big swing party

Be nice to think there would be loads of takers ...but it's a juggle getting the right mix! May need bouncers

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