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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd like to start by thanking Mrs KC for not being Jim hot. Thank you Leo Blooms for your first ever stint as guest host of The late late nocturnal thread ©™. And thank you Lorna for the takeover. Good nocturnal threading everyone.

It's time to get the show going.

Tank fly boss walk jam nitty-gritty. You're listening to the boy from the big bad Salop. This is Jim hot, this is Jim hot.

Hello! Cowabunga

tattva namaste. And of course, good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What's on your beautiful mind? What you up to? Working? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls

and pervy night flamingos.

Talk about absolutely anything you want.

Newbies, thread watchers, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome. Don't be shy, give us a try.

Let's nocturnal. Smileyface

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Awwwww you're welcome, Sir Jim of the Shrewsbury

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy jim, thought that wwere going to send out search parties for you

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Evening Jim and all. How many looking at screens . Refreshing pages . Due to certain apps down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awwwww you're welcome, Sir Jim of the Shrewsbury

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band.

You're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

Evening Jim xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guess who's back ?

Evening Jim and everyone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Howdy jim, thought that wwere going to send out search parties for you"

Good afternooooooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. I've just about found my way back from The Toon.

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Evening jimbo and all !

I'm not late tonight nice change

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. How many looking at screens . Refreshing pages . Due to certain apps down

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. It doesn't matter that a few apps aren't working. They'll be fixed soon enough.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hello Jimbo et al!

Jim, it was weird without you. Nice but weird. How has your weekend been?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. How the hell are you? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Hello Jimbo et al!

Jim, it was weird without you. Nice but weird. How has your weekend been?"

We're just not up to standard, eh?!

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

"Evening Jim and all. How many looking at screens . Refreshing pages . Due to certain apps down

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. It doesn't matter that a few apps aren't working. They'll be fixed soon enough."

Looks like been down nearly eight hours now . Yes they will need to get back online soon. Must be costing millions in lost revenue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Good evening fablanders... Gordon Gino and Fred are doing a great job cheering me up tonight... it's a good finish for a boring Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Guess who's back ?

Evening Jim and everyone. "

There's no need to ask, Jimmy Mac, when are you coming back?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo. Have you ever been to Rio de Janeiro?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jimbo and all !

I'm not late tonight nice change

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mischief. We're both early birds tonight.

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. How the hell are you? x"

I'm ok thanks. How are you? Xx

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"Evening jimbo and all !

I'm not late tonight nice change

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mischief. We're both early birds tonight.

We are indeed im usually fashionably late to the party

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello Jimbo et al!

Jim, it was weird without you. Nice but weird. How has your weekend been?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. That was my nickname at school, Nice But Weird.

My weekend was fantastic. Best weekend ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mys... Rex. Wha?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mys... Rex. Wha?!"

Your hole

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all. How many looking at screens . Refreshing pages . Due to certain apps down

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. It doesn't matter that a few apps aren't working. They'll be fixed soon enough.

Looks like been down nearly eight hours now . Yes they will need to get back online soon. Must be costing millions in lost revenue

I think Mark Zuckerberg can take the hit.

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

Sigh wish my coworkers would show up to work and Facebook to actually work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Those

Who

Are

Traditional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening fablanders... Gordon Gino and Fred are doing a great job cheering me up tonight... it's a good finish for a boring Monday

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Carry On Oloving. Nice work Gordon, Gino and Fred.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

"
i don't either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. How the hell are you? x

I'm ok thanks. How are you? Xx"

I'm good. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening jimbo and all !

I'm not late tonight nice change

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mischief. We're both early birds tonight.

We are indeed im usually fashionably late to the party

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Welcome back brother Jim and good evening to you and everyone...

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

I posted on Hanky's thread that I don't use Insta Kik App Book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Those

Who

Are

Traditional

In spirit of Nocturnal:

The Wise Ones Naturally Knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Just use old fashioned text messages for goodness sakes.

Beautiful.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

I’ll keep my thoughts to myself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hi

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mr Mys... Rex. Wha?!

Your hole

You had me at your.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Just use old fashioned text messages for goodness sakes.

Beautiful.

James wash your mouth out, clearly you’ve never tried to organise coffee with a bunch of women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sigh wish my coworkers would show up to work and Facebook to actually work today"

Good afternooooooooooooooooooon, LittleMiss. LittleMiss' colleagues, show up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Those

Who

Are

Traditional

In spirit of Nocturnal:

The Wise Ones Naturally Knew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

i don't either"

Mrs KC thinks you're a twat. I didn't make up the word for those that don't use WhatsApp, Mrs KC did.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Welcome back brother Jim and good evening to you and everyone...

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Brother Ash. Thank you, it's good to be back. Smileyface

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

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Notsappers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

I posted on Hanky's thread that I don't use Insta Kik App Book

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Twat, Those Who Are Traditional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x"

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Just use old fashioned text messages for goodness sakes.

Beautiful.

James wash your mouth out, clearly you’ve never tried to organise coffee with a bunch of women

I haven't.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you? Did you have a great time up in Newcastle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieButt and your lips.

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

"Evening Jim and all. How many looking at screens . Refreshing pages . Due to certain apps down

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to thee, GJB. It doesn't matter that a few apps aren't working. They'll be fixed soon enough.

Looks like been down nearly eight hours now . Yes they will need to get back online soon. Must be costing millions in lost revenue

Or he’s just flicked the switch as he’s taking a lot of shit from Congress atm

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By *urse4visitsWoman
over a year ago

hull

"Evening Jim xx

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening,

. How the hell are you? x

I'm ok thanks. How are you? Xx

I'm good. x"

That's good xx

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you? Did you have a great time up in Newcastle?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening again, Ace. What have you been doing today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Notsappers

Very good Sir O !

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Just use old fashioned text messages for goodness sakes.

Beautiful.

James wash your mouth out, clearly you’ve never tried to organise coffee with a bunch of women

I haven't."

You liar

You've organised coffee with HUNDREDS, nay, THOUSANDS of women

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Those

Who

Are

Traditional

have to get out my English/texan dictionary to find out what a twonk is, pretty sure i know what a twat is

In spirit of Nocturnal:

The Wise Ones Naturally Knew

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

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Welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Eazy. Welcome to The late late nocturnal thread ©™. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Everyone say hello to Eazy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's Eazy, he's Eazy like Monday evening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieButt and your lips. "

XXXMWAHXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim. How's it going?

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By *ittlemiss1985Woman
over a year ago

Lansing

"It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

The regulars are pretty cool, and welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

Evening Pixie. Those Ludites were onto something

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford... (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Jim

Evening fabulous Fabbers

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

Isn't that what people from Ludlow are called?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. I heard you got stung in Tesco. x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

Granite, chisel and hammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

Evening Easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

Evening Pixie. Those Ludites were onto something

I know someone who is so bad he has a brick phone lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

Sorry Mrs KC, I may have had more than a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

Granite, chisel and hammer

Slate and chalk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my first time on this thread. Please be kind

Welcome to the nut House, enter at own risk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good Eeeevening Jim.

How are you? Did you have a great time up in Newcastle?"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. Best weekend ever.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

Ooh, yes Leo. I shall.

It's so itchy. A big hard ball of itchiness under the skin.

Jimothy, a wasp sting my boob in Tesco on Sunday. In the fruit&veg aisle. Snuck down my cleavage, it did, the stripey twat! I then whipped up my top to get it out.

As KC pointed out, not the first time I've been topless in Tesco....x

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

Granite, chisel and hammer

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Good eeeeevvvveening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening James, I’m having a trauma trying to arrange coffee in the morning without WhatsApp

In other news I’ve got a Christmas Percy Pig cuddly toy

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Just use old fashioned text messages for goodness sakes.

Beautiful.

James wash your mouth out, clearly you’ve never tried to organise coffee with a bunch of women

I haven't.

You liar

You've organised coffee with HUNDREDS, nay, THOUSANDS of women

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

Evening Pixie. Those Ludites were onto something

I know someone who is so bad he has a brick phone lol "

I'm so bad at modern technology that my mate calls me Wooden Spoon.

Rude!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, PixieButt and your lips.

XXXMWAHXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's it going? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. It's going well. How are you? x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

Ooh, yes Leo. I shall.

It's so itchy. A big hard ball of itchiness under the skin.

Jimothy, a wasp sting my boob in Tesco on Sunday. In the fruit&veg aisle. Snuck down my cleavage, it did, the stripey twat! I then whipped up my top to get it out.

As KC pointed out, not the first time I've been topless in Tesco....x"

We saw another "barred from entry" poster on the front window of Tesco Express, Red. That's after your most recent flashing incident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's it going?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. It's going well. How are you? x"

Iv got a poorly voice Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

Ludite

Evening Pixie. Those Ludites were onto something

Tablets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening Jim and all

Hope everyone had a nice Monday?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Jim

Evening fabulous Fabbers

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, fabulous Emily.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

Granite, chisel and hammer

Sounds like a 1990's hip hop supergroup.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

Ooh, yes Leo. I shall.

It's so itchy. A big hard ball of itchiness under the skin.

Jimothy, a wasp sting my boob in Tesco on Sunday. In the fruit&veg aisle. Snuck down my cleavage, it did, the stripey twat! I then whipped up my top to get it out.

As KC pointed out, not the first time I've been topless in Tesco....x"

I hope your boob gets better soon. Erm, why have you been topless in Tesco before? x

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over a year ago

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

Sorry Mrs KC, I may have had more than a couple

I bet you have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good eeeeevvvveening

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. Merry Monday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

What do you use, Leo?

Quill, ink & vellum?

Granite, chisel and hammer

Sounds like a 1990's hip hop supergroup."

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Jimmy leo

Did a great job x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

Sorry Mrs KC, I may have had more than a couple

I bet you have."

It's a group thing at Ace's tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jimmy leo

Did a great job x"

Thanks Yas, and KC and Lorna xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"We need a word for smug people like me who don't use WhatsApp

I posted on Hanky's thread that I don't use Insta Kik App Book

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. Twat, Those Who Are Traditional."

Yeah, I think I qualify to be one of those

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's it going?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. It's going well. How are you? x

Iv got a poorly voice Jim.

Did you overdo it at the weekend?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all

Hope everyone had a nice Monday? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. It's been a pleasant Monday. How was it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jimmy leo

Did a great job x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. We love Leo. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all

Hope everyone had a nice Monday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. It's been a pleasant Monday. How was it for you?"

Not too bad. I had a nice cake at work, so there's that

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy leo

Did a great job x

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. We love Leo. x"

We do xxx

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jimmy leo

Did a great job x

Thanks Yas, and KC and Lorna xx"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim and all

Hope everyone had a nice Monday?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Kitty. It's been a pleasant Monday. How was it for you?

Not too bad. I had a nice cake at work, so there's that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

Sorry Mrs KC, I may have had more than a couple

I bet you have.

It's a group thing at Ace's tonight

Do I have to go and buy nibbles as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?"

Fog on the toon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Fog on the toon "

And fog on The Tyne.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?"

Simply because it's the Geordie version of the word Town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?"

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Fog on the toon

And fog on The Tyne."

Fog on the gonads

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Alreeeeet Jim, Ash, Leo et al, I've had a busy day, so I'm just enjoying a couple of

Relegated to "et.al". You know it's a bad day

Sorry Mrs KC, I may have had more than a couple

I bet you have.

It's a group thing at Ace's tonight

Do I have to go and buy nipples as well

Ace!

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

Ooh, yes Leo. I shall.

It's so itchy. A big hard ball of itchiness under the skin.

Jimothy, a wasp sting my boob in Tesco on Sunday. In the fruit&veg aisle. Snuck down my cleavage, it did, the stripey twat! I then whipped up my top to get it out.

As KC pointed out, not the first time I've been topless in Tesco....x

I hope your boob gets better soon. Erm, why have you been topless in Tesco before? x"

I do too, Jim. It's my favourite boob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Simply because it's the Geordie version of the word Town"

Ah, it's as simple as that. I don't speak the language.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?"
from the days when cartoons were black and white... like the Newcastle football strip ...toon town ... like in Roger rabbit

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over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East. "

Thanks, pet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Fog on the toon

And fog on The Tyne.

Fog on the gonads "

Refreshing.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East. "
what does why I mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jimothy!

Evening Nocturnalers!

I was back in work today after a wondrous week off. I need to win the euromillions I think x

Red ! You must give Jim a brief account of your favourite right boob and it's painful brush with nature.

Ooh, yes Leo. I shall.

It's so itchy. A big hard ball of itchiness under the skin.

Jimothy, a wasp sting my boob in Tesco on Sunday. In the fruit&veg aisle. Snuck down my cleavage, it did, the stripey twat! I then whipped up my top to get it out.

As KC pointed out, not the first time I've been topless in Tesco....x

I hope your boob gets better soon. Erm, why have you been topless in Tesco before? x

I do too, Jim. It's my favourite boob

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Fog on the toon

And fog on The Tyne.

Fog on the gonads "

Steaming gonads?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon? from the days when cartoons were black and white... like the Newcastle football strip ...toon town ... like in Roger rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!"

Strike 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East. what does why I mean?

Don't be so nebby.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East. what does why I mean?

Don't be so nebby."
What does nebby mean?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1"

Oh shit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

Simply because it's the Geordie version of the word Town"

What's a litre?

It's what a Jawdee lights his tab with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just thought of something I hadn't thought of before. Why is Newcastle also known as The Toon?

It's an old pronunciation of 'Town' that has lingered in the North East. what does why I mean?

Don't be so nebby. What does nebby mean?

Haddaway Man, Sir O !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Leo speaks Newcastle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leo speaks Newcastle."

Canny lad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1

Oh shit."

You did a swear.

Is your trolling because I trolled? Two trolls don’t make a sprite

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Leo speaks Newcastle.

Canny lad "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1

Oh shit.

You did a swear.

Is your trolling because I trolled? Two trolls don’t make a sprite "

Jim is actually a foul-mouthed ruffian. He just gives an outward impression of being an upstanding gentleman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1

Oh shit.

You did a swear.

Is your trolling because I trolled? Two trolls don’t make a sprite "

I wouldn't mind some Sprite right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1

Oh shit.

You did a swear.

Is your trolling because I trolled? Two trolls don’t make a sprite

I wouldn't mind some Sprite right now."

I don’t really like Sprite. I like lemonade and lime cordial. I like to be the master of my own lime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's time for some Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I only knew the WhatsApp sitch when I saw on Fab.

I was wondering my my phone hasn’t been pinging. I thought I just got lucky.

How are you Jimiel. Are you well?

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. I sometimes sometimes type a word twice.

I'm good, thanks. How are youuuuuuuuuu? I almost forgot the poppy.

Please don’t forget that. I would be ever so upset and would not be responsible for my actions.

I'll never forget!

Strike 1

Oh shit.

You did a swear.

Is your trolling because I trolled? Two trolls don’t make a sprite

I wouldn't mind some Sprite right now.

I don’t really like Sprite. I like lemonade and lime cordial. I like to be the master of my own lime. "

I hope you had the lime of your life.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Scorpions

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Scorpions"

The Scorpions it is.

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling

Evening Jim. I think you should search for Art Feynman on yer Spotify

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

If you have time ..try the dust coda or mason hill

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going for a sit-down wee. While I'm don't be silly (I mean be silly).

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By *obwhateverMan
over a year ago

Stirling

You know how to spoil yourself! Sit-down wee is a luxury

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*starts lobbing buns at everyone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. I think you should search for Art Feynman on yer Spotify"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lust. Scorpions defeat Art Feynman, this time. Please do try again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know how to spoil yourself! Sit-down wee is a luxury"

A sit-down wee is the norm for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*starts lobbing buns at everyone

Just don't lob coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite boob?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*starts lobbing buns at everyone

Ace has got a lob on ^

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*starts lobbing buns at everyone

Ace has got a lob on ^"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite boob?"

The left one. The right one lets the team down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your favourite boob?

The left one. The right one lets the team down. "

I'm guessing you're not in the A-Team.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Watch out for booby traps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Watch out for booby traps"

Thank you, Bill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite boob?

The left one. The right one lets the team down.

I'm guessing you're not in the A-Team. "

I don’t really know what the A team does. I know A levels but not A team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I pity the fool. ^

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*starts lobbing buns at everyone

Ace has got a lob on ^"

Only for Yassy

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A group of booby birds is a colony

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

What did I miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's time for round ² of Jim's Spotify Surprise. The ¹st person to give me the name of an act, I'm listening to that act. I'll search for the act on my Spotify, and press play.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Tenacious D

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Allman brothers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A group of booby birds is a colony"

I thought a group of booby birds was called a Babestation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did I miss? "

Ace has been throwing buns around. And he's got a stiffy for Yassy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A group of booby birds is a colony

I thought a group of booby birds was called a Babestation."
only silicon ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tenacious D defeat Allman brothers. Unlucky, Allman Brothers.

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over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What did I miss?

Ace has been throwing buns around. And he's got a stiffy for Yassy."

Well you and Leo as well actually

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