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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well good morning all the delicious lot…..

So when you first wake up, what is your regime? Do you get straight on fab to enjoy while your morning glory wakes? Or do you need a coffee hit? Or is it straight to a workout to get the blood pumping?

What’s your stimulant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Morning !

Coffeeeeee !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning all, check fab then coffee to ensure I’m able to focus and enjoy whilst having coffee

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By *he_Last_TitanMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Coffee

Days of going to the gym first thing are gone, sadly.

Happy Monday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning all, check fab then coffee to ensure I’m able to focus and enjoy whilst having coffee "

You must need a big mug of coffee to get through all the mail?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee

Days of going to the gym first thing are gone, sadly.

Happy Monday

"

Just a little workout will help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Morning !

Coffeeeeee ! "

Straight to it hey ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm cheating here cos I'm not an early riser.

I just happen to be awake.

My normal stimulant is panic that I might be late.

A good dose of old fashioned adrenalin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always rise early even if I'm not working

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cheating here cos I'm not an early riser.

I just happen to be awake.

My normal stimulant is panic that I might be late.

A good dose of old fashioned adrenalin"

Hate that feeling … constantly checking your clock ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always coffee"

What’s your go to? Hot lava Java ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I always rise early even if I'm not working"

I’m cursed with that too

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

Good morning to all... Coffee needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love how many are not admitting they are straight on the bog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning wouldn’t say I am a early riser more not been to bed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

Wee first, then coffee

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Wee first and then tea. Then more tea, followed by another wee

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Yawn, stretch, rub, fab, rub, flex, wait for bathroom to be free, ablutions, make breakfast (no coffee), work.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"Wee first and then tea. Then more tea, followed by another wee"

This but with fab accompanying my tea not my wee...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love how many are not admitting they are straight on the bog"

Which number though ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning wouldn’t say I am a early riser more not been to bed yet"

Party animal ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Morning

Wee first, then coffee "

Morning wee is so satisfying

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wee first and then tea. Then more tea, followed by another wee"

Brew lover by any chance ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yawn, stretch, rub, fab, rub, flex, wait for bathroom to be free, ablutions, make breakfast (no coffee), work."

Wow busy start ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wee first and then tea. Then more tea, followed by another wee

This but with fab accompanying my tea not my wee..."

What do you browse first on fab?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check fabs, a long needed wee then a strong white coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning wouldn’t say I am a early riser more not been to bed yet

Party animal ha"

Emmm maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Check fabs, a long needed wee then a strong white coffee "

Any sugar or sweet enough? :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good morning wouldn’t say I am a early riser more not been to bed yet

Party animal ha

Emmm maybe "

What a way to start the week ha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I get up as soon as my little eyes ping open whatever time that may be.

I have a glass of water first then nothing else for a good half an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pfftttt in work since six

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I get up as soon as my little eyes ping open whatever time that may be.

I have a glass of water first then nothing else for a good half an hour. "

Ooo I like it… a spring in your step

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfftttt in work since six "

It’s not a competition hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually cry a little at my alarm then work out how much more duvet time I can have before it's a rush to get up and organised

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I usually cry a little at my alarm then work out how much more duvet time I can have before it's a rush to get up and organised "

How long before you decide to call in sick hehe

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

Coffee, maybe a wank and then online to see if anybody is wrong on the internet

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I love how many are not admitting they are straight on the bog"

Feed cat, who has woken me up in the fist place, then loo.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Yawn, stretch, rub, fab, rub, flex, wait for bathroom to be free, ablutions, make breakfast (no coffee), work."

First thing I do when I get out of bed is have a good ball scratch. I don’t know where happens with them during the night when I am asleep but they need a good shuffling in the morning so they can face the day.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee, maybe a wank and then online to see if anybody is wrong on the internet "

Wank every morning?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Yawn, stretch, rub, fab, rub, flex, wait for bathroom to be free, ablutions, make breakfast (no coffee), work.

Wow busy start ha "

And didnt even include, crow bar offspring out of bed, continuous encouragement to get dressed, cinstant "we need to go" shouts, multiple "have you got everything" queries, and then the taxiing begins.

All before starting work

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve been waking up at 5 every morning for about 3 months, god knows why!

My routine is usually; mourn lack of sleep, curse non existent deities, survey the rubble of my life, read the news, coffee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve been waking up at 5 every morning for about 3 months, god knows why!

My routine is usually; mourn lack of sleep, curse non existent deities, survey the rubble of my life, read the news, coffee. "

Sounds like you search deep ha

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I’ve been waking up at 5 every morning for about 3 months, god knows why!

My routine is usually; mourn lack of sleep, curse non existent deities, survey the rubble of my life, read the news, coffee. "

I recommend adding a good ball scratch to that routine.

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool


"Coffee, maybe a wank and then online to see if anybody is wrong on the internet

Wank every morning? "

Nah not every

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’ve been waking up at 5 every morning for about 3 months, god knows why!

My routine is usually; mourn lack of sleep, curse non existent deities, survey the rubble of my life, read the news, coffee.

I recommend adding a good ball scratch to that routine. "

I’ll see if I can fit it in, it’s a busy schedule already though

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Coffee, then another coffee. I need a gallon of it today.

Mr on the other hand is always well motivated from the second he wakes up.

Mrs

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"I’ve been waking up at 5 every morning for about 3 months, god knows why!

My routine is usually; mourn lack of sleep, curse non existent deities, survey the rubble of my life, read the news, coffee.

I recommend adding a good ball scratch to that routine.

I’ll see if I can fit it in, it’s a busy schedule already though"

And a good fart too, although that goes without saying.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Coffee, then another coffee. I need a gallon of it today.

Mr on the other hand is always well motivated from the second he wakes up.

Mrs"

What kind of coffee?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"Coffee, then another coffee. I need a gallon of it today.

Mr on the other hand is always well motivated from the second he wakes up.

Mrs

What kind of coffee? "

The quickest and easiest, straight from the jar, douwe egbert's

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames


"Coffee, then another coffee. I need a gallon of it today.

Mr on the other hand is always well motivated from the second he wakes up.

Mrs

What kind of coffee?

The quickest and easiest, straight from the jar, douwe egbert's"

Enjoy. Just finished my second Illy. Other main morning tasks already completed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My routine goes a little like this...

Woken up by the shouting of a small child needing help on the toilet so I reluctantly slither out of bed to help.

I climb back into bed closely followed by the kids and try and persuade them to have another 5 minutes nap because mummy is tired and regretted her weekend choices of late nights when it was inevitable I was going to be woken up early.

Eventually I chase them out of bed and tell them to get dressed whilst I pluck up the courage to face the day. At this point I've probably had every cold foot/hand/arm jabbed into me which is what probably wakes me up.

So, have kids... Or don't.

Coffee is probably cheaper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee, then another coffee. I need a gallon of it today.

Mr on the other hand is always well motivated from the second he wakes up.

Mrs"

I’ve resorted to coffee this am

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My routine goes a little like this...

Woken up by the shouting of a small child needing help on the toilet so I reluctantly slither out of bed to help.

I climb back into bed closely followed by the kids and try and persuade them to have another 5 minutes nap because mummy is tired and regretted her weekend choices of late nights when it was inevitable I was going to be woken up early.

Eventually I chase them out of bed and tell them to get dressed whilst I pluck up the courage to face the day. At this point I've probably had every cold foot/hand/arm jabbed into me which is what probably wakes me up.

So, have kids... Or don't.

Coffee is probably cheaper. "

Really selling it to us haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My routine goes a little like this...

Woken up by the shouting of a small child needing help on the toilet so I reluctantly slither out of bed to help.

I climb back into bed closely followed by the kids and try and persuade them to have another 5 minutes nap because mummy is tired and regretted her weekend choices of late nights when it was inevitable I was going to be woken up early.

Eventually I chase them out of bed and tell them to get dressed whilst I pluck up the courage to face the day. At this point I've probably had every cold foot/hand/arm jabbed into me which is what probably wakes me up.

So, have kids... Or don't.

Coffee is probably cheaper.

Really selling it to us haha"

Haha, blunt and honest

There is no love like it though, completely immeasurable!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My routine goes a little like this...

Woken up by the shouting of a small child needing help on the toilet so I reluctantly slither out of bed to help.

I climb back into bed closely followed by the kids and try and persuade them to have another 5 minutes nap because mummy is tired and regretted her weekend choices of late nights when it was inevitable I was going to be woken up early.

Eventually I chase them out of bed and tell them to get dressed whilst I pluck up the courage to face the day. At this point I've probably had every cold foot/hand/arm jabbed into me which is what probably wakes me up.

So, have kids... Or don't.

Coffee is probably cheaper.

Really selling it to us haha

Haha, blunt and honest

There is no love like it though, completely immeasurable!"

Yeah fully get that

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

It varies, usually dependent on whether or not I’m alone, though

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By *avidagainMan
over a year ago

st.leonards on sea

get up get out of bed drag a comb across my head dum di dum x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It varies, usually dependent on whether or not I’m alone, though "

How would it start if you weren’t alone…

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"get up get out of bed drag a comb across my head dum di dum x "

Classic

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

But if you're an early morning riser AND you can have a lie-in with no time constraints isn't that a bonus?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But if you're an early morning riser AND you can have a lie-in with no time constraints isn't that a bonus?!"

That would be bliss….. lazy start to the day

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

But if you're an early morning riser AND you can have a lie-in with no time constraints isn't that a bonus?!

That would be bliss….. lazy start to the day "

Awesome... so petitioning for more lazy starts to the day... I'll start the petition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have to get straight to the bathroom to brush my teeth. After that, fill my water bottle and get on the treadmill for a few miles before going down to the kitchen for breakfast while perving on fab

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I do Mel Robins 54321 and blast myself like a rocket into a long hot shower. Then coffee…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing couch to 5k so I'm up early for either a run or a walk before work.

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Usually coffee, gym, shower and work. Normally start work 8am with that routine plus i feel good for the rest of the day

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Coffee machine on, toilet, feed dog, check work emails whilst drinking coffee, drink more coffee, wake kids, drink coffee and so on haha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

But if you're an early morning riser AND you can have a lie-in with no time constraints isn't that a bonus?!

That would be bliss….. lazy start to the day

Awesome... so petitioning for more lazy starts to the day... I'll start the petition "

Where do I sign haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I do Mel Robins 54321 and blast myself like a rocket into a long hot shower. Then coffee…"

Can’t remember the last time I had a long hot shower … I never stick around ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm doing couch to 5k so I'm up early for either a run or a walk before work."

How you getting on with it? Good program to follow?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually coffee, gym, shower and work. Normally start work 8am with that routine plus i feel good for the rest of the day "

I love an active start to

The day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee machine on, toilet, feed dog, check work emails whilst drinking coffee, drink more coffee, wake kids, drink coffee and so on haha! "

Fab perv in there somewhere?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Breakfast, news, shower.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Coffee machine on, toilet, feed dog, check work emails whilst drinking coffee, drink more coffee, wake kids, drink coffee and so on haha!

Fab perv in there somewhere?"

Always! That’s what the rest of the days for

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By *hunkymonkey81Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

Coffee then a browse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a good stretch and a coffee and then see what filth has been sent to my inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 Go to the bathroom and brush my teeth.

2 Go to the kitchen for a glass of water.

3 Go back to bed and decide whether to go back to sleep or not.

4 Once I abandon my bed for good, morning stretches

5 Large mug of herbal tea

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Coffee in bed whilst doing my admin. Shower, dress, walk the dog. After all that I can get on with my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up at 6am.

Wash brush teeth, shower

Feed dog and let him out

Make tea

Get dressed do hair

More tea

Make lunch and grab fruit for breakfast

Drive to work

Up at the same time weekends

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

Morning fart was better than usual this thing. Really enjoyed it. The cat even lifted his head to see what the hell had happened

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