FabSwingers.com forum: Things you have not experienced and not missed?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Being a parent and anal for me, with no regrets!

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

bungee jump

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

Bungee jumping

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

shitting in a hole in a field

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Being a parent and anal for me, with no regrets!

1st part of your post Pearl...2nd bit, I love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not experienced being with a couple yet...but open to offers

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"shitting in a hole in a field "

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

group sex.. just doesnt interest me.

or being with a woman

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

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Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been run over by a tank yet....not something a I regret!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have not experienced having more than one kid, and i have not missed the extra housework.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitting in a field ain't that bad

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Poverty

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

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wiping your ass with a leaf

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive not stuck a wine bottle up me chuff, and im not interested in the least in giving it a go......

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind

Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children)

they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not stuck a wine bottle up me chuff, and im not interested in the least in giving it a go......

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind

Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???

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No thats shitting on ya doorstep

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

wiping your ass with a leaf "

Beg pardon, but I'm always prepared with wetwipes and nappy bags when there's a possibility of having to make my toilet outdoors...I am a laydee you know...

(Dock leaves are the best by the way, and great for nettle stings too)

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it!

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its not the taste that scares me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

I believe it does not taste very nice, so I would not advise anyone to try it!

its not the taste that scares me

I hear you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herpes

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

wiping your ass with a leaf

Beg pardon, but I'm always prepared with wetwipes and nappy bags when there's a possibility of having to make my toilet outdoors...I am a laydee you know...

(Dock leaves are the best by the way, and great for nettle stings too)

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yes I know

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I have not tried it with a lady, and have no intention to do so.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

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Muscle rub...bit like deep heat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

like ralgex only greasier

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...

Smells disgusting to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Ive never lit a fart....dont wanna either...my list is looooong Pearl

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind

Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???

No thats shitting on ya doorstep

Could be right there Femme, done that a coupla times in the past, mostly trying to avoid it now

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Il live without.....but i wouldnt mind pissing in the wind

Don't we all do that most of the time on these yere forums???

No thats shitting on ya doorstep

Could be right there Femme, done that a coupla times in the past, mostly trying to avoid it now

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Good plan batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

Muscle rub...bit like deep heat

Ooooh i really like deep heat

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

Muscle rub...bit like deep heat

Ooooh i really like deep heat "
Trust you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

like ralgex only greasier

Wolf

So what's its purpose? the same?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanking over a guys face...and never missed.

bit contradictory I think...delete this please admin..I cant be bothered.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr "

Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...

Smells disgusting to me.

Its it a herbal version then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been attacked by a zombie yet.

not sure I fancy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

Muscle rub...bit like deep heat

Ooooh i really like deep heat Trust you lol

I know

worry myself sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children)

they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx"

is that a good thing?

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over a year ago

"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children)

they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx

is that a good thing?"

yes it is xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...

Smells disgusting to me.

Its it a herbal version then?"

Just Googled it, and judging by the list of ingredients, I'd say it is herbal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr

Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???

Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive not rubbed tiger balm on me clit...funnily enough im not fussed i havent done that either!

What the eck is that?

An oriental ointment with menthol and other ingredients, supposed to be good for easing muscle pains and aches etc...

Smells disgusting to me.

Its it a herbal version then?

Just Googled it, and judging by the list of ingredients, I'd say it is herbal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"haven't missed being a teenager (due to having children)

they r reason i do so well cause of them i have reason too work my arse off xxxx

is that a good thing?

yes it is xxxx

Thats ok then.

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr

Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???

Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese

Okeydokes, on my way...I've bunged a coupla boiler suits and some wellies in the boot as well so we don't mess our good clothes up...watch a couple of episodes of Dexter for inspiration till I get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being completely happy and at ease .... I always pick the wrong guys

I've realised I don't need a guy to be happy and at ease, in fact I'm happier and easier with just me and my 2 pussies (cue Mrs Slocombe jokes...), oh and regular NSA sex

Ile get there once the stalking subsides Grrrrr

Good on ya girl, want me to come round and thump the stalker with my walking stick???

Yes please... bring a spade, bin bags and a hack saw too pleeeeeese

I was using wine for that ..... i shall go tune into Dexter... Hurry though, last orders is around 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Done that with a goat looking on!!! Quite funny experience and very liberating in 90 degree heat... Ebony

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"shitting in a hole in a field

You've not lived till you've had a wilderness shit

Done that with a goat looking on!!! Quite funny experience and very liberating in 90 degree heat... Ebony

I had a llama looking on (or it coulda been an alpaca, can't remember now), was in Peru so it was one of those and I've had sheep looking on but that's been in Cumbria so no avoiding them

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"Being a parent and anal for me, with no regrets!

Add flying and that`s me too! Would have been nice to have had a child to make my Mum a Granny but that would have been the only reason for having one! My sister did have a child but she was quadraplegic and only lived for 8 years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jumping out of a plane and finding out the funny guys at the parachute academy had packed their washing instead!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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