FabSwingers.com forum: Whats your worst nightmare?

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

England winning a national football competition.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Football

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Making a cup of tea in the morning, then discovering the milk's turned

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Making a cup of tea in the morning, then discovering the milk's turned

Yep x

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"England winning a national football competition.

Would that not make you proud to be British?.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Scotland getting independence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing the washing and then finding my sons have filled the basket again!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

You didn’t say what yours is OP

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Finding my sons exwife in my

Kitchen in just her knickers

As they thought i was away for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding out my wife isn't enjoying meeting guys when I'm at work again!!

Would definitely be a nightmare

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

She knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feet

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Anyone taking food off my plate

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Opening the fridge and finding……. horror of horrors…… I’ve run out of cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably that episode where the kid put on the helmet bit didn't even get past the second screen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably that episode where the kid put on the helmet bit didn't even get past the second screen. "

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wifi going down

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Dropping my phone in the bath/on the tiled floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dropping my phone in the bath/on the tiled floor."

That’s pretty scary to be fair x

Going back to life before being me … if it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World shortage of cake

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.

The media coverage of my meeting Boris with my rancid rat-bitten flaps catches the public's attention and Cliff Richard (or Gary Barlow) turns up to sing to me to cheer me up, and the machines are just too far away for me to switch them off and end the torment.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

The ending of the original version of the film The Vanishing. I saw it 30 years ago on Channel Four, and it still makes me feel wobbly and ill when I think of it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finding out my friends know I like cock but only sucked twice so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That one of the toilet rats recently reported in the press swims up the waste pipe of my toilet while I'm using it and bites me on the vulva. I catch some hideous disease from the rat bite and end up in intensive care at the local hospital, just in time for a televised PR visit from Boris, where I really want to swear at him but can't because I've an oxygen mask over my face, so when the photos appear in the papers it makes me look like a Tory supporter.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Amazing.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Having no cheese left

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Amazing."

Seconded. CuriousS is wasted here. I’ve been to see a couple of talks by well-known writers since lockdown, and neither displayed a gift for dark humour and twisted imagery anywhere approaching what CS displayed there.

She needs an agent.

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I don’t usually remember my dreams/nightmares but I had one recently that stuck with me and was literally my worst nightmare. I was in a room to start as a huge snake crawled in through the window, a constrictor type, I don’t normally mind snakes, that was weird but I got rid of the snake, but that was followed by a puma, and then a panther. I left the building and was walking down a road and saw a huge tiger in the distance, they are beautiful creatures but the idea of meeting one in the open is pretty terrifying, so I hid and it didn’t see me, however another guy quite close by wasn’t so lucky and I had to watch and listen to his screams as he was torn apart.

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By *andyblokeMan
over a year ago

birmingham

stuck in a room full of squeeky balloons....

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Someone coming round spontaneously, and discovering that I'm out of squirty cream and ice cubes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dicky inside a cunt and then it seizes up meaning in trapped

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

My dicky inside a cunt and then it seizes up meaning in trapped "

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting stung by a wasp on my dick and it explodes like an over cooked sausage.

Im have anaphylaxis so sweell up a lot .

The opposite dream would be it happens and swelling stays but pain goes away

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"England winning a national football competition.

*disclaimer

Any sporting event

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazing.

She needs an agent."

She does! "Rancid rat-bitten flaps"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tje kebord mak in misstakees arnd mi guttering tje blarme four eet ;

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Amazing.

She needs an agent.

She does! "Rancid rat-bitten flaps"

Its a real fear!

Honestly, I need to get out more and then I won't have time to sit worrying about this stuff.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Shopping!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"World shortage of cake"

This^ ... and the internet dying

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"World shortage of cake"

Unless it's the Jaffa variety- That would be my fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scotland getting independence "

Mine too

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

Going shopping, seeing something I like, in my size and thinking, I'll have a coffee and come back later.

Go back later and its sold...do I ever learn.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Nuclear War: I'm torn as to which is worse, getting burned out in the blink of an eye, dying of radiation poisoning, or trying to survive a Nuclear Winter, knowing that humanity (and all life on the planet) is now doomed.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Nuclear War: I'm torn as to which is worse, getting burned out in the blink of an eye, dying of radiation poisoning, or trying to survive a Nuclear Winter, knowing that humanity (and all life on the planet) is now doomed."

Did you ever see Threads?

I'd rather go in the initial blast, the aftermath portrayed in that film still gives me the heebie-jeebies.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"World shortage of cake

Unless it's the Jaffa variety- That would be my fantasy

You know where you're going if there is a Jaffa Cake hell

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

Did you ever see Threads?

I'd rather go in the initial blast, the aftermath portrayed in that film still gives me the heebie-jeebies."

I did, I really don't know what's worse - the sensation of being burned to ash, or having to live in a world where there's no hope.

It was years after I saw 'Threads' that I learned about how widescale the bombing in a Nuclear war would be. Not something that makes me sleep easy.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Children! *shudders*

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

If people started panic buying hob nobs.

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"England winning a national football competition.

Would that not make you proud to be British?. "

Why British?

Surely English?

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Running out of chocolate

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Contentious I'm guessing but, Labour getting into power!

For the record, I'm not exactly over enamoured with the Conservatives either, but there's really no viable alternative!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A groundhog Day on a Monday

*Shudders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All this in 24 hours ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there is a god.

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

Currently... getting abroad and being refused my surgery for any number of reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

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By *hire ManMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

Facebook and WhatsApp going down? God can you imagine the chaos and carnage that would cause especially amongst younger people???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That there is a god. "
there is

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.

Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform

Just writing it brings back the feelings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH that sounds awful! Hope your recovery went alright

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.

Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform

Just writing it brings back the feelings."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH that sounds awful! Hope your recovery went alright"

Getting there thanks x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Seeing my daughters in duistress, pain or danger.

Used to have a recurring nightmare when they were younger of us being on a train and we ended up separated, one set on the train and the other on the platform

Just writing it brings back the feelings.

Just know Im going to have that dream again tonight, its been rattling round in my brain since I aired it

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping

Thats just made my shudder, broken a fair few bones in my time.

Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Facebook and WhatsApp going down? God can you imagine the chaos and carnage that would cause especially amongst younger people??? "

...already is carnage here! There have never been so many Fabbers logged on at once... not sure the site can take the strain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My leg bending the other way on a leg press machine

My ankle done that in January when i slipped down icy steps, leg went one way foot went the other resulting in my ankle snapping

Thats just made my shudder, broken a fair few bones in my time.

Fingers crossed for a full and speedy recovery. "

Thank you

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Running out of coffee and the shops closed!!!! This should never happen, ever!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Waking up without my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having kids

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By *atalie..Woman
over a year ago

Bolton

Being trapped in a small space

Being trapped in a small space with a daddy long legs would definitely be game over(Childhood trauma) tad weird I know...

Question what is the point of daddy long legs anyway?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

My elderly mum ..who I'm caring for.dying

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By *izandpaulCouple
over a year ago

merseyside

On balance, I take it you're not 100% pleased with the government.

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By *arakiss12TV/TS
over a year ago

Bedford

Waking up without my penis."

Waking up with someone else's penis or penie.

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

A quantum super-computer calculating pi to a final digit. Solving Pi, in other words.

Whilst it may not mean much to most folks, it would present a number of challenges across the whole field of science and other related disciplines.

#1. A circle is not perfectly round. It has a definite beginning and a definite end. Circles drawn in the past are no longer circles anymore. They are just very curved lines, that do not meet.

#2. Quantum mechanics which goes even more peculiar through the act of observation, unravels across the observed universe. Anything that depends on the previous idea of structural integrity due to circles, undoes itself. No more football (yay!). No more pizza (boo!). People notice the cracks in anything circular. Anything circular stops working. (The M25 and the North Circular have never worked, as Pi was solved from their inception. It's just that no one noticed).

#3.Pi is used in most calculations for building and construction. Einstürzende Neubauten see a surge in new fans. Since Pi is no longer a mathematical constant, science needs some major revisions.

Basically, it'd be less trouble not to look and observe.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Waking up dead

xxxx Suzi

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Being trapped in a small space

Being trapped in a small space with a daddy long legs would definitely be game over(Childhood trauma) tad weird I know...

Question what is the point of daddy long legs anyway?"

The point is they have long legs to stop their balls hitting the walls when they land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Having no cheese left

Don’t u worry ill always bring more to share x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a coffee in the morning and getting a nescafe instant. Yuk.

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By *herry-kissesWoman
over a year ago

evesham

"Probably that episode where the kid put on the helmet bit didn't even get past the second screen. "

I get this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dying without living

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