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Yeah show us your balls "That's a bit forward. At least buy me a drink first jeez  | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
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That's a bit forward. At least buy me a drink first jeez "Potato water | |||
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"Is it show time yet? "I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir | |||
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I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir "Girl you salavating I see drool | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all "It’s because you swear | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all "Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing  … | |||
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"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!" Happy birthday x | |||
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I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir "Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out  | |||
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"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong! Happy birthday x" Thank you!!!!!! xxx | |||
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"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong! Happy birthday x Thank you!!!!!! xxx"Xxxx | |||
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Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing …"Why am I the one doing all the work while you lot enjoy yourselves | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir
Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out "… the D stands for …
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"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!" I want you | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all
Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing …
Why am I the one doing all the work while you lot enjoy yourselves "Hey, high rewards for those who wait and are patient | |||
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"Another thread where you all spelt ‘Jamie Hants’ wrong!" I always want you in my bed! | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all
Come to bed with me and fallen while MR Duracell flexes and tells us dad jokes and watches us do our own thing …
Sounds interesting "Just get in!!! | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir
Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out
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"No one wants me feck you all "Always want you gorgeous xx | |||
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"Who's got the warmest feet. Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies " YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I lol’d at your battery joke haha x hats off to you, sir
Glad to be of service! Here for most of the night, until the D runs out
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Battery capacity... Obviously "…Obviously, sir | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish "Scandalous!!! | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "You called? | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "I'll have to dig the joke book out... the chest should be good though! | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please "Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff. | |||
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"The one who gives the best spoons "You are aware of my spooning capabilities | |||
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"Who's got the warmest feet. Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x "I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff. "Oh this is the dream | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff. "You can have the other half of my chest | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest "Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself | |||
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"Who's got the warmest feet. Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x
I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly "Fleece. Winter. Bedding. Why have I never even thought of this before | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!! "But oh so good | |||
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"Someone who likes to stroke my beard and then let their hands wonder down to my chest hair "Oh those are my favourite things | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself "But I'm too much for one woman. | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good "I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse | |||
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"Who's got the warmest feet. Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x
I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly "YAY!!! I’ve got very warm feet I always sleep barefoot cos of that x
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"No one wants me feck you all
Always want you gorgeous xx " | |||
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It’s because you swear "She can tell me to get the @#$% out of bed | |||
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"Who's got the warmest feet. Kylie can slide in mine, I'd stroke her hair and sing her lullabies YES !!!! I’m in extreme need of cuddles just to warn ya x
I've already got my fleece winter bedding on so it's super snuggly
YAY!!!
I’ve got very warm feet I always sleep barefoot cos of that x
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman. "Wait. Who’s got the other half? | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
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But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse "Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue | |||
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"Princess peach I have the warmest feet" Fight me | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman.
Wait. Who’s got the other half?"MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman.
Wait. Who’s got the other half?
MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet "Oh. Ok. I’m in | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue "The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all "I can categorically inform you that many, very much do x | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman.
Wait. Who’s got the other half?
MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet
Oh. Ok. I’m in "You know it makes sense. | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room "You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish | |||
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman.
Wait. Who’s got the other half?
MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet
Oh. Ok. I’m in "I was just about to say that I hope the other half was reserved for me! | |||
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"Sexycatkylie would be an experience" Of what kind
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"Someone that can make me laugh and have a big old chest for me to lay my little head on please
Aw yeah that’s what I want at the moment . My head on a chest and snuggles and spoons and stuff.
You can have the other half of my chest
Chunks you know I don’t do sharing. I want a chest to myself
But I'm too much for one woman.
Wait. Who’s got the other half?
MrsSapphire, but she hasn't said yes......... Yet
Oh. Ok. I’m in
I was just about to say that I hope the other half was reserved for me! "As if there would be anyone else. | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish "I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha | |||
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"Sexycatkylie would be an experience Of what kind
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha"No talking either....or breathing....shhht! | |||
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"Sexycatkylie would be an experience Of what kind
"The stand there flexing kind... | |||
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"Even Mr Mischief doesn't want me in his bed tonight x"I'd certainly let you in mine! | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht! "I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!! | |||
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"Even Mr Mischief doesn't want me in his bed tonight x"!! Lay on him! Immediately! | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!"What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you | |||
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Oh those are my favourite things "I had noticed | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you " ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers* | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*"Good! I starfish! | |||
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"Is it show time yet? "I suck like a Dyson | |||
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"Sexycatkylie would be an experience Of what kind
The stand there flexing kind... " from an outside perspective …I mean, doesn’t sound that bad to me | |||
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"Anyone who doesn’t mind crumbs in the bed from time to time "I didn’t know Jaffas could leave crumbs …so what kind of crumbs are u on about | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I suck like a Dyson "We have a WINNER…! | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*
Good! I starfish! "It was a false promise, I'd have to touch | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*
Good! I starfish!
It was a false promise, I'd have to touch "If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*
Good! I starfish!
It was a false promise, I'd have to touch
If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though "I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I suck like a Dyson
We have a WINNER…! "I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick | |||
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"Anyone want me "Everyone | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I suck like a Dyson
We have a WINNER…!
I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick "Lol really..! Are you cordless? And have different Adapters… | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I suck like a Dyson
We have a WINNER…!
I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick "Whereas I leave crumbs in the bed | |||
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I suck like a Dyson
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"The one who gives the best spoons "I love a good spoon, normally leads to a fork | |||
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"Princess peach I have the warmest feet Fight me "I'd love to pin you down and have you submit | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*
Good! I starfish!
It was a false promise, I'd have to touch
If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though
I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement "Boob cupping yes, no, hokey y pokey business though | |||
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"Nobody, I starfish
Scandalous!!!
But oh so good
I'm trying very hard to think of a starfish game now... any excuse
Yeah, it's called lie there as close to the edge of the bed as possible and pretend to be a statue
The game I'm trying to create means I have to be at least in the same room
You can be in the same bed, but the rules of the game is lie on the edge of the bed and stay still....I starfish
I'm down for that to be fair. Better than doing exactly the same in my own bed with no idea starfishing ha
No talking either....or breathing....shhht!
I'll hang my head out the window when I feel the need to breathe!!
What window?? In my dungeo....err cell...err um sleep space nobody can hear you
ok.... ill hold my breath and just lie there it touching you AT ALL... I promise *crosses fingers*
Good! I starfish!
It was a false promise, I'd have to touch
If you have too! I want to be the little spoon though
I make a better Big Spoon than little spoon, so we seem to be getting towards an agreement
Boob cupping yes, no, hokey y pokey business though "Boob cupping sounds like a fun hobby. | |||
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"Is it show time yet?
I suck like a Dyson
We have a WINNER…!
I make vacuum noises with my lips around your dick
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"How I’d love a spoon right now! "4 tea | |||
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"How I’d love a spoon right now!
4 tea"I never drink tea in bed! | |||
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Name...
It’s on a need-to-know basis…
Don't tell 'em your name Pike. "Your name is now in ze book! | |||
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"Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours. Anyone ? "Sigma x | |||
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"No one wants me feck you all
I do xx
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"Someone tall and muscular, who smells divine, loves to cuddle and fucks for hours. Anyone ?
Smegma x"
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"No one wants me feck you all
I do xx
I do of course "And if you want to feck us all ..can I be the first please | |||
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"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me. So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime! "I thought that was thunder | |||
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"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me. So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!
I thought that was thunder "Rude!! | |||
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"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me. So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!
I thought that was thunder
Rude!! "It could of been worse | |||
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"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me. So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime!
I thought that was thunder
Rude!!
It could of been worse "Utter filth | |||
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"Oooo "There’s a you shaped space in my bed for you! x | |||
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"Someone to hold my boobs all night for me. So when I turn over it stops them doing the "boob clap" everytime! "watching boobs rearrange themselves whe she rolls over is a great pleasure | |||
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"I'll have whoever's left, it's been along time" Cough cough you and me both | |||
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"The one that is right now
Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time. "‘‘Twas decent. | |||
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"The one that is right now
Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.
‘‘Twas decent. "Name? Oh we done that lol | |||
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"The one that is right now
Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.
‘‘Twas decent. "I bet it was more than decent you minx | |||
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Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.
‘‘Twas decent.
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"The one that is right now
Go, girl! I hope you are having a great time.
‘‘Twas decent.
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"No one wants me feck you all
I do xx
I do of course
And if you want to feck us all ..can I be the first please " | |||
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" Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!?
Apparently…lightweights
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" Part 2... ?! Everyone already sloped off?!?
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