FabSwingers.com forum: How big is your mouth?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you fit a lynx can or sky remote in it?

What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth?

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I haven’t tried

but now I want to. Will a virgin remote do or is that smaller?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint glass

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I haven’t tried

but now I want to. Will a virgin remote do or is that smaller? "

Can I suggest what you can put in your mouth?

*unzips*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My foot.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Mine is really very, very small actually

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can fit an articulated lorry in my gargantuan gob without clipping the wing mirrors…

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

Ex housemate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*looks around the room*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t know ! But got long tounge !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I haven’t tried

but now I want to. Will a virgin remote do or is that smaller?

Can I suggest what you can put in your mouth?

*unzips*

Ah go on then you’re only up the road

. Is it bigger than a virgin remote?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm told that having a small mouth makes BJs look even better

I seem to be able to fit pretty decent sized penises in, but I can't put in whole biscuits or even a whole Pringle without crunching it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus"

And the donkey

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By *ARKblondeCouple
over a year ago

london

"My foot. "

Lol

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I haven’t tried

but now I want to. Will a virgin remote do or is that smaller?

Can I suggest what you can put in your mouth?

*unzips*

Ah go on then you’re only up the road

. Is it bigger than a virgin remote? "

It’s bigger than the AAA battery inside it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've only got a small mouth until I say the wrong thing!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I haven’t tried

but now I want to. Will a virgin remote do or is that smaller?

Can I suggest what you can put in your mouth?

*unzips*

Ah go on then you’re only up the road

. Is it bigger than a virgin remote?

It’s bigger than the AAA battery inside it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

A whole Jaffa cake

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Why do I get the feeling there is going to be a spate of people in various A&E units with oversized and unlikely things wedged in their mouths that require medical assistance, none of whom are too keen to explain why…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

Catch yourself on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

Catch yourself on

I've got my tena ladies on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky remote that’s easy work ha ha

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Can you fit a lynx can or sky remote in it?

What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth? "

How big , it’s definitely got me in trouble that’s for sure

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

Catch yourself on

“I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

I put my foot in it on a regular basis.

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By *oldyoudown41Man
over a year ago

caledonian

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

Catch yourself on

“I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble

How about the Shannon

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Sweet Mary mother of jesus

And the donkey

Don’t forget the wee

I didn’t know you were into water sports

Have you not seen my water pistol it’s a supa soaker

Catch yourself on

“I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble

How about the Shannon

I’m closer to the Bann but il give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mouth is big enough to get me into trouble

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Small

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I've only got a small mouth until I say the wrong thing! "

As the owner of ,” THE lasso of truth”

Can you say anting “wrong”

… that’s just some bullshit prelude to what I’d really like to know .

Do you own that outfit

Do you have other hero costumes

Can we see them

… does this post make my geek look big

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Big enough to fit Big Harold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*looks around the room*"

Shuffels into eye contact

I think ill get one boobie in

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Big enough to fit Big Harold. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Big enough to fit Big Harold. "

Has this fact been independently verified?

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

When you try to fit the sky remote, is that length ways, or width ways?

Not sure I want to try either, but I can lick my nose

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Can you fit a lynx can or sky remote in it?

What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth? "

My tongue - it only just fits inside.

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Big enough to fit Big Harold.

Has this fact been independently verified?

I may be guilty of adding a few inches. But hey, everyone does that right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I don't want to brag but a ferrero rocher pops in quite comfortably

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Well I don't want to brag but a ferrero rocher pops in quite comfortably"

Perfect. Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How big? So big NASA is studying it.

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By *uietly_KinkyMan
over a year ago

High Wycombe

"Can you fit a lynx can or sky remote in it?

What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth? "

I'm ashamed to report that I've just checked, and I can indeed fit a Lynx can into my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can only fit nipples or clits in mine I’m afraid

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Small"

I'm.new

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too big at times

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I think this requires some proper scientific research. I will get Sydney uni to sponsor it.

I'd suggest liquid volume but some of us would sip or swallow the lot.

The important thing is usable volume though.

We need some of the endowed ffab guys to help us out. We just have to ensure I don't throat the cocks and bungle the experimenr.

Fists would be helpful if they were the same size

Denture wearers can remove them and squeeze more in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Too big at times

Mmm good for kissing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice and usually... sealed tight. All my orifices are small.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

On Holibobs

Its huge, on a food challenge I managed to fit 3 creme eggs in it at once, I did look like a chimpanzee though

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It’s small, but big enough to do what it needs to do

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"Its huge, on a food challenge I managed to fit 3 creme eggs in it at once, I did look like a chimpanzee though

And with the sugar hit from that, you were probably bouncing around like one too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My foot. "

What size is it though?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Big enough for a cheese toasty

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you try to fit the sky remote, is that length ways, or width ways?

Not sure I want to try either, but I can lick my nose

Width ways and length ways.

I tried

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By *luemeanie050Man
over a year ago

Poole

Enough room for a cucumber in mine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you fit a lynx can or sky remote in it?

What's the biggest thing you can fit in your mouth?

I'm ashamed to report that I've just checked, and I can indeed fit a Lynx can into my mouth."

Impressive

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Quite small really; I can only fit a Mars Bar in it... Side ways

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think we need a controlled test.

Put marshmallows in, one at a time and do not swallow or chew. Say 'fluffy bunnies' after each one added.

I wonder who could fit the most in?

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By *avidagainMan
over a year ago

st.leonards on sea

wagon wheel but i have to grin to get it in x thank you x

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I think we need a controlled test.

Put marshmallows in, one at a time and do not swallow or chew. Say 'fluffy bunnies' after each one added.

I wonder who could fit the most in?"

You'd need to specify whit type of marshmallows; I've got the tiny ones that you put on hot chocolate....

200 fuffy bumeeths... I win!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have a very small mouth and my jaw doesn't open wide.

I could probably squish a small doughnut in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not big enough. I can't fit a king size sausage in it

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I can fit a whole boost bar in but only sideways , I tried the other way and I was gagging

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

It’s enormous.

I basically have a flip-top head.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It’s enormous.

I basically have a flip-top head. "

Like a hippo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember the last time I did a dare with someone but the last time I easily fit a twix in sideways.....never tried a king size sausage though

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Quite small. Surprisingly

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By *rcool67Man
over a year ago

London

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Say what!!! I've just tried to fit my fit in my mouth, no chance! What's the secret?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Say what!!! I've just tried to fit my fit in my mouth, no chance! What's the secret?"

Tiny hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Several Cadbury’s creme eggs.

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By *rcool67Man
over a year ago

London

"Several Cadbury’s creme eggs."

All that sweetness!

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

My fist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fist?

Proof needed

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By *asual_WandererWoman
over a year ago

A spot you want me

"My fist?

Proof needed

Ha ha i'll take DM requests from the non-believers, but trust, its a far from titillating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say Average!

But it contains enough to please the Ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty big I can fit my fist in it

Gonna need to see proof of that Belle...

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