FabSwingers.com forum: Should Bond be Bi

By *an from Uncle OP Man
over a year ago

ml1

Obviously I'm taking a lead from The day of the Jackle and Atomic Blonde but it would broden his ability to seduce information from his encounters or am suggesting the unthinkable

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

You want a bit of man on man in the film ....... like he literally fucks the enemy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She should, yes... Or maybe just full lesbian? Move with the times?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's 'fab straight'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

The character is fine as he is.

We don't have to reinvent the wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to see a female, black, bi Bond.

Not because I'm bothered. Just to laugh at the outrage

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By *atricia ParnelWoman
over a year ago

In a town full of colours

Ummm bond clearly says in skyfall "What makes you think this is my first time?”. When silva is rubbing him up...

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

Personally I won’t rest until they do a trans bond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think his sexuality should be ambiguous, somethings are better left a mystery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm all for moving with the times. But not bond. The film is about James bond. It wouldn't be a James bond film if they changed it. Maybe a spin off. Another DOUBLE O agent. But leave bond as it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think his sexuality should be ambiguous, somethings are better left a mystery. "

You mean no sex in a Bond film? Now that is outrageous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Personally I won’t rest until they do a trans bond "

They've had a trans bond girl before. Although I'm not sure if they knew she was trans at the time of filming

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

Who cares if he is bisexual,Just as long he has a golden gun.

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And a gold finger for foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi Another Day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bi Who Loved Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bi Another Day"

No time to bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And again - Cock To Pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And again - Cock To Pussy"

Loool

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live and Let Bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr. Blow

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"The Bi Who Loved Me"
Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bi bond , brown finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A bi bond , brown finger "

Don't have to be bi for that.

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By *og-ManMan
over a year ago

somewhere

Bimans are forever

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By *an from Uncle OP Man
over a year ago

ml1

Lol some sharp n brilliant answers here i knew you lot would be on the ball

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ummm bond clearly says in skyfall "What makes you think this is my first time?”. When silva is rubbing him up..."

Came here to say this.

Bond's whole schtick is that he'll do anything to get the mission done. Why shouldn't that include seducing another man?

(Also, watch the beginning of Licence to Kill and tell me that Bond doesn't have history with Felix's fiancée Della. MMF, MFM or swinging? You decide. I'd totally believe they met her during an operation and their first date involved DP.)

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I'm taking a lead from The day of the Jackle and Atomic Blonde but it would broden his ability to seduce information from his encounters or am suggesting the unthinkable "

If Bond was Bi he'd definitely Roger More ;-p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it? "

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

If we truly believe that everyone is valid, then why is no one working to create a new spy, superhero or whatever type of role with the characteristics you mentioned? That would be original and something worth celebrating.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Ummm bond clearly says in skyfall "What makes you think this is my first time?”. When silva is rubbing him up..."
. Yeah. He’s had his cock sucked by a bloke for sure. A few too many martinis made him stir.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Ummm bond clearly says in skyfall "What makes you think this is my first time?”. When silva is rubbing him up..."

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By *istalloverCouple
over a year ago

Pays de la Loire -Normandie -Brittany borderFrance

Bi another day

Bond of yesteryear in the film

Holdmember saying

Yesh Q I've been shucking a penish to shave shivilisation,

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it?

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

Excellent question. Why *is* nobody doing that, do you think?

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By *an from Uncle OP Man
over a year ago

ml1

"Obviously I'm taking a lead from The day of the Jackle and Atomic Blonde but it would broden his ability to seduce information from his encounters or am suggesting the unthinkable

If Bond was Bi he'd definitely Roger More ;-p "
lol lol lol to funny

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it? I agree, creat new heroes with different attributes and identities,,but leave the old heroes alone.

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bond's whole schtick is that he'll do anything to get the mission done. Why shouldn't that include seducing another man? "

This is what I was thinking. Whether he’s is or isn’t bi. I could imagine him doing anything to get the job done for Queen and country.

Just like people can be fab straight here, maybe bond is mi5 straight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

The character is fine as he is.

We don't have to reinvent the wheel."

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"I think his sexuality should be ambiguous, somethings are better left a mystery. "

Hasn’t been kept much of a mystery thus far, in large stack of books and large list of films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it?

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

Excellent question. Why *is* nobody doing that, do you think? "

Because it's easier and less work to try and modify a winning formula than to create something new.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

I don’t agree with redefining an established character just for the sake of it or to appear inclusive.

True inclusivity would the development of other characters with different backgrounds, ethnicity, sexuality, gender identities. Trying to force those things into an existing character is just a clumsy idea, lazy thinking.

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

Becoming more inclusive of people with different attributes and identities, you mean? Yes. It's great, isn't it?

I think it's incredibly patronising actually.

Excellent question. Why *is* nobody doing that, do you think?

Because it's easier and less work to try and modify a winning formula than to create something new."

Exactly!

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Bi another day

Bond of yesteryear in the film

Holdmember saying

Yesh Q I've been shucking a penish to shave shivilisation,"

Blofeld could become blowjob

Mr. Big: no need for name change, but character can be amended slightly

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I read somewhere that the majority of real "double ohs" are bisexual as they stand more chance of obtaining information from a "fab straight" guy in the real world.

But then again Bond has never reflected the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The way the world is going, it will probably be a deaf,blind,physically impaired, multi racial and multi sexual person..and they'll do the same to dr who

..and he/she/insert appropriate gender id here will be able to do it all via twitter..

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Bond is bond, wish people would stop trying to change him. If he is outdated and nolonger fits into modern day ethics, past his sell by date, retire him.

Create a new ethos, a new modern age character.

Why do people feel they need to try and destroy history, remake it on their own image "history is history, past, gone" should be changing the future and not re write the past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?..."

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

No I don’t. Should we have Harriett Potter with her girlfriend Ginny? No. The history of the character is there so should remain.

Perhaps someone could write a new Bond-like character at some point to embody all these things people want

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"No I don’t. Should we have Harriett Potter with her girlfriend Ginny? No. The history of the character is there so should remain.

Perhaps someone could write a new Bond-like character at some point to embody all these things people want

I agree completely. It is not for the masses to rewrite an authors characters, only the author themselves can do that.

Cal

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"No I don’t. Should we have Harriett Potter with her girlfriend Ginny? No. The history of the character is there so should remain.

Perhaps someone could write a new Bond-like character at some point to embody all these things people want

I agree completely. It is not for the masses to rewrite an authors characters, only the author themselves can do that.

Cal"

Absolutely

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By *immyinreadingMan
over a year ago

henley on thames

"Bond is bond, wish people would stop trying to change him. If he is outdated and nolonger fits into modern day ethics, past his sell by date, retire him.

Create a new ethos, a new modern age character.

Why do people feel they need to try and destroy history, remake it on their own image "history is history, past, gone" should be changing the future and not re write the past."

Completely agree. Trying to shoehorn old characters like this into current culture is just clumsy and lazy, trying to stay relevant while still milking an established franchise.

Like you say, leave bond as is, if that means he doesn’t fit and is a dinosaur, retire him, develop other characters.

Bond is clearly defined in the books and should be left that way. Same with poirot, Marple, etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p"

IT'S ADAM AND EVE - NOT ADAM AND STEVE

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

IT'S ADAM AND EVE - NOT ADAM AND STEVE "

I did chuckle

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By *traight_no_iceMan
over a year ago

Stoke

Sure! And the movie title One Hole Is Not Enough.

Leave Bond Alone. This iconic character is totally straight.

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By *estinyIsAllCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nope, the character is great as he is. If it's not broke, don't fix it. I'm all for diversity in cinema but I don't agree with changing a character for it - I'd rather see a new franchise develop and have it's own story.

There's so many talented actors and script writers alike out there who could nail it too!

Lou x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p"

Can we start a Jesus was bi thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

IT'S ADAM AND EVE - NOT ADAM AND STEVE "

Fiction can be whatever you want it to be. Kinda the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

Can we start a Jesus was bi thread?

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE - NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

Can we start a Jesus was bi thread?

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE - NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE"

That Steve is so bloody festive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're talking about the history of a fictional character?...

Hey, if it worked for the Bible ;-p

Can we start a Jesus was bi thread?

IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE - NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE

That Steve is so bloody festive. "

Can't believe he turned up to the manger bearing gifts of bronzer and a botox gift voucher.

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Ummm bond clearly says in skyfall "What makes you think this is my first time?”. When silva is rubbing him up.... Yeah. He’s had his cock sucked by a bloke for sure. A few too many martinis made him stir."

Being in HM's secret service it's highly likely he went to public school. So...

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Only if it's Daniel Craig or Tom Hardy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Yes and his next film should be ‘For your Japs eye only’

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