FabSwingers.com forum: Forum mites

By * times sexy OP Couple
over a year ago

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how many people have noticed theres a hell a lot of people on here that treat this site like facebook and have never swung but seem to have an opinion on everything swinging despite never doing it, isnt it about time fabs chuckedthem off as they form a little clique and berate every genuine swinger that voices opinion (yes you know who you are ) leave it to us who are genuine and join facebook or msn and let the gen people enjoy our lifestyle ,,, so what do you think ??? xx

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I think it must be exhausting to have to follow everyone on the site to know whether they swing or not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but how do you know they've never done it?

I must admit ... when going through those times when I just can't be bothered with it all .. I still stick around because I like it here.

I love the forum ... I'm addicted, I love chatting, I may jump back on the shag wagon now and then ... but I aint goin nowhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it must be exhausting to have to follow everyone on the site to know whether they swing or not."

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

How many people do you have to fuck to prove you are genuine? Can it be the same person more than once or does it have to be all and sundry??

I need guidelines people!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Much agreed, hard enough as it is

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

Shit, no wonder I've been getting weird looks off my workmates, must have been putting my Fab status on Facebook and vice-versa...off to delete "I'm the fresh meat at a BDSM/Fet party this weekend, bring it on" from my timeline"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

Oh I don't know..bent over the arm can be quite fun

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Lol

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

So thats why your Fab status was 'making tea and watching TV'. I thought it was a bit dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kick us off who cares! ...i'll just pop back with a new profile! Lol Not our fault we're fuglies :-/

Its not really for you to decide how often someone meets tho..if you dont like the profile move on to someone else surely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

Oh I don't know..bent over the arm can be quite fun

Ah that's where I went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alot here dont put the feed back on as know there mates keep a close eye on what and who .lol I dont add it all the time ..Some i keep just to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many people do you have to fuck to prove you are genuine? Can it be the same person more than once or does it have to be all and sundry??

I need guidelines people!!!!

...hmmmm yeah ... interesting ... maybe one person doth not a swing make? ... maybe you'd have to be a merry go round or something? ... or a trampoline? Hmmmm *ponders*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps also stop people starting the same similar threads in the same forums

Ps. I'll post this in your other rant thread too lol

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By *iandsylviaCouple
over a year ago

Ely

"I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

Depends who your sitting on

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"How many people do you have to fuck to prove you are genuine? Can it be the same person more than once or does it have to be all and sundry??

I need guidelines people!!!!

...hmmmm yeah ... interesting ... maybe one person doth not a swing make? ... maybe you'd have to be a merry go round or something? ... or a trampoline? Hmmmm *ponders*

Or a see-saw.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"How many people do you have to fuck to prove you are genuine? Can it be the same person more than once or does it have to be all and sundry??

I need guidelines people!!!!

Is the answer 42?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

So thats why your Fab status was 'making tea and watching TV'. I thought it was a bit dull.

Just checked what my last FB post was and it was about colonics again...and I've posted about that on the forums so maybe I am getting mixed up or I am actually an armchair swinger rather than a real one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many people have noticed theres a hell a lot of people on here that treat this site like facebook and have never swung but seem to have an opinion on everything swinging despite never doing it, isnt it about time fabs chuckedthem off as they form a little clique and berate every genuine swinger that voices opinion (yes you know who you are ) leave it to us who are genuine and join facebook or msn and let the gen people enjoy our lifestyle ,,, so what do you think ??? xx

Lol there are a lot who don't/can't/won't meet but who cares they enjoy telling all the BBW's they are too big, the married ones they are cheating, telling everyone their political _iews and generally bigging themselves up.

I don't see any reason to kick anyone off though or would you make them all fuck each other if they haven't mat anyone else in 6 months? Its a horrible thought

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By *appyprivateMan
over a year ago

Blackburn

Forum mites? I think you need to pop down the Clinic when you've got a chance between following everyone on here to see if they swing or not.

Also - did you make notes?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

So thats why your Fab status was 'making tea and watching TV'. I thought it was a bit dull.

Now hun, we both know that armchair was just asking for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

So thats why your Fab status was 'making tea and watching TV'. I thought it was a bit dull.

Now hun, we both know that armchair was just asking for it. "

Well, we certainly gave it what for...don't think it'll ever be the same again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol "
well most the time i am laying on my bed , lol

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

with respect, its not 'your lifestyle'..

it is whatever people are happy doing outside of the 'vanilla' world..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Swinging troll is swinging trolling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

30 degrees in Spain and they feel they need to rant on here! Ffs go and enjoy the sun and have a San Migel on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's either PMT or a no show I reckon !

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"What, you mean this isn't Facebook?????

So thats why your Fab status was 'making tea and watching TV'. I thought it was a bit dull.

Now hun, we both know that armchair was just asking for it.

Well, we certainly gave it what for...don't think it'll ever be the same again

I'm a sofa swinger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol well most the time i am laying on my bed , lol"
is it a water bed by any chance lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol "

I've always wanted to try that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol

I've always wanted to try that

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well hope you don't suffer with being sea sick , lol That rocking ,

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Compulsory fucking sounds good. Each week someone will be nominated to take 5 for the team

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I Rather like to fuck on the rocking chair myself lol

I've always wanted to try that

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you can't beat it lol .x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many people do you have to fuck to prove you are genuine? Can it be the same person more than once or does it have to be all and sundry??

I need guidelines people!!!!

Is the answer 42?

I hope not! Otherwise I'm past my quota!

Damn! Guess its just the forum for me now!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Compulsory fucking sounds good. Each week someone will be nominated to take 5 for the team"

I'm not cutting down my meets for anyone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Compulsory fucking sounds good. Each week someone will be nominated to take 5 for the team

I'm not cutting down my meets for anyone!!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

give me a shout next time your visiting the library..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

Oh I don't know

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

give me a shout next time your visiting the library..

I think that might get us in the paper if we did it there

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

the other mites thread has been deleted. Wonder if the OP, spread the mites in the 1st place?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

See the other win friends and influence people thread has been taken down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

give me a shout next time your visiting the library..

I think that might get us in the paper if we did it there

Might be wise to avoid any libraries in Sunderland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im off to take the dog for a walk, shit i need to get one first

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

give me a shout next time your visiting the library..

I think that might get us in the paper if we did it there

possibly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I quite like being took over the arm of the chair, especially if it a surprise as I was just walking past

give me a shout next time your visiting the library..

I think that might get us in the paper if we did it there

Bagsy take the photo's

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By *inkershoes69Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

one couple i wouldnt care to meet (((((shudder)))))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See the other win friends and influence people thread has been taken down "

I know I was just enjoying it as well

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Ref "is the answer 42" i actually laughed so much at that comment i nearly crashed the car. . . and if i did, could i sue the author i wonder ?

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Ref "is the answer 42" i actually laughed so much at that comment i nearly crashed the car. . . and if i did, could i sue the author i wonder ?

No because you shouldn't be reading the forums while driving your car anyway!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone seen my dog?

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh right, next u will be telling me i shouldnt be drinking either !!!

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By *b430Man
over a year ago

Tayside

"Oh right, next u will be telling me i shouldnt be drinking either !!!

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By *ouple_SpondonCouple
over a year ago

Spondon

Sadly for us we've got a lodger who doesn't work and never goes out. We definitely don't want him knowing that we swing so we've had to put it on hold. It sucks massively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just spent an hour or two shagging a fuck buddy over the arm of her armchair.

does that make me an armchair swinger???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am loving this post , lol xx made me smile here thinking of you all in armchairs swinging , lol its not easy in a car seat and some armchairs must feel better.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Anyone wanna swap armchairs. .

mines a lovely comfy thing, dressed in leather. . Bit tatty and saggy in places tho

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh right, next u will be telling me i shouldnt be drinking either !!!

Drinking ! Shit look at the time. I will be late on parade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See the other win friends and influence people thread has been taken down

I know I was just enjoying it as well

Damn....I was going to go and find it for a giggle at that too. That's ruined my weekend

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

I'll tell you what I think....anyone who can boast of being 'genuine' three times in one post must be the most genuine member on the site.

Do Fab issue you with a 'Genuine Swinger' badge?.....

I'll have to up my meets ration as I really want one of those badges, do they come in Turquoise?.....it's my favourite colour.

Fortunately Murcia is a long way from Tarragona....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"so what do you think ??? xx

Who made you God?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See the other win friends and influence people thread has been taken down

I know I was just enjoying it as well

Damn....I was going to go and find it for a giggle at that too. That's ruined my weekend

Here to continue entertaining you....da dahhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ,,, so what do you think ??? xx

What do we think..? Can't speak for anyone else, but we get the impression you think everyone else should have YOUR opinion of what 'genuine' swinging is and not develop there own, to suit their own desires, fantasies, and dare I say, needs...?

All that is a shame as you seem to be missing the point that the whole experience of 'genuine' swinging is precisely that everyone has a different take on it - every new experience adds to the whole shared experience. That, to us, is what makes it all the more fun.

Doesn't matter to us if a couple, guy or girl is an armchair swinger all year and then just wants to 'treat themselves' once a year, or they are out pursuing their fantasies every night of the week.

Each to their own, in our humble opinion...

and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" ,,, so what do you think ??? xx

All that is a shame as you seem to be

missing the point that the whole experience of 'genuine' swinging is precisely that everyone has a different take on it - every new experience adds to the whole shared experience. That, to us, is what makes it all the more fun.

Doesn't matter to us if a couple, guy or girl is an armchair swinger all year and then just wants to 'treat themselves' once a year, or they are out pursuing their fantasies every night of the week.

Each to their own, in our humble opinion...

and

What they said!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually slightly agree with this thread. I seen a forum post the other day and thought to myself what was the point in that?

Did that person really have nothing better to do than post that.

And without fail the same old people posted in it with pure and utter bollox!

I just feel some folk on here like to express their opinion a little bit too much and it would be nice from time time if they would wind their necks in so to speak.

Sorry folks rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually slightly agree with this thread. I seen a forum post the other day and thought to myself what was the point in that?

Did that person really have nothing better to do than post that.

And without fail the same old people posted in it with pure and utter bollox!

I just feel some folk on here like to express their opinion a little bit too much and it would be nice from time time if they would wind their necks in so to speak.

Sorry folks rant over.

but you still went ahead and read? Lmao

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

"Anyone wanna swap armchairs. .

mines a lovely comfy thing, dressed in leather. . Bit tatty and saggy in places tho "

Just need to finish humping mine first, be with you in a bit

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

what do i think....

I think the suns gone to your head...

I think you also must have missed the big bank holiday social at chams.. must have been gutted to miss it....

concentrate on what you do, and let others concentrate on themselves....

p.s off to a club tomorrow night... is that okay with you????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually slightly agree with this thread. I seen a forum post the other day and thought to myself what was the point in that?

Did that person really have nothing better to do than post that.

And without fail the same old people posted in it with pure and utter bollox!

I just feel some folk on here like to express their opinion a little bit too much and it would be nice from time time if they would wind their necks in so to speak.

Sorry folks rant over.

Don like a post? Don't read it - it's not compulsory!!

I'd much rather read some of the general stuff and see peoples comments and opinions than read yet another 'why can't I get any meets', 'rate my profile' or 'who's got the best tits/cock/arse' thread.

As for people expressing their opinions too much - last time I checked there wasn't a cap on posts!

Sometimes I wish there was for some - but hey - everybody has equal rights!!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Ref "is the answer 42" i actually laughed so much at that comment i nearly crashed the car. . . and if i did, could i sue the author i wonder ?

Well we haven't got any money as we just spent it on a new 3 piece suite. But feel free to try ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever floats your boat is what I think! If flirty chatting, phone sex, cam shenanigans, liaisons over coffee or the occasional sexual encounter (whether it be once a year, or every day!!) - it all makes the world go around. There's some on here I'd love to get naughty with, and some that I love the flirty chat with - it aint a numbers game imho, its about having fun and enjoying it while you can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's either PMT or a no show I reckon !"

tend to agree with you there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to see loud mouth opinionated people who think what they do must be obeyed to be chucked out please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the OP got their facebook pics mixed up with fab pics - nails and a wedding dress!! Whats that all about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I havnt met since december last year, sorry, if i promise to shag next week can i stay? please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I havnt met since december last year, sorry, if i promise to shag next week can i stay? please?

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seeing as you asked so nicely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to sit on the sofa!!!

So are we actually meant to meet people and shag then?

Blimey no one ever told us that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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i think me and oreo were singles who surprisingly were quite active then we got together and because we aren't fuck bubbies we took a while to firgure what we wanted so we waited almost a yesr before we met anyone again despite me using forums and being what was it u said oh yes a "forum mite" now we meet when we find someone who likes us and we like in return and being a fussy bi girl that takes time (poor oreo) but i would say we both like this site and would be pissed to get kicked off by someone deciding they are a "better" swinger

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

*Read thread, disected answers....cant be bothered*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i think me and oreo were singles who surprisingly were quite active then we got together and because we aren't fuck bubbies we took a while to firgure what we wanted so we waited almost a yesr before we met anyone again despite me using forums and being what was it u said oh yes a "forum mite" now we meet when we find someone who likes us and we like in return and being a fussy bi girl that takes time (poor oreo) but i would say we both like this site and would be pissed to get kicked off by someone deciding they are a "better" swinger "

Well said that girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I havnt met since december last year, sorry, if i promise to shag next week can i stay? please?

seeing as you asked so nicely

get urself up at M6

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

oh dearie me....

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Should the OP be kicked off for no longer holding parties then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Hmmm, I'm really not sure what to think.

I don't show all of my verifications. I know who I meet and they know they have met me. What criteria would you use to decide whether I am a genuine swinger?

I suppose being single and on here might rule me out. Enjoying the forum from my armchair would also mean that I am not a genuine swinger as I should be using that time to have sex. Only a few people have had the joy of sex on my armchair (well, I enjoyed it) so I'm not doing it right.

What would you do with the single men trying to get a meet?

Why do you care? Many people on the site don't get involved in the forum as they think the social networking (as opposed to sexual networking) doesn't belong here. They just ignore it.

I have come to enjoy the forum and now see it as another tool to decide whether I would want to meet someone. It certainly gives me more to go on than the 'wanna fuck' messages. I have also found it a useful place for getting support and laughter and a chance to discuss swinging related questions it would be difficult to discuss with those who aren't swingers.

I guess an invitation to stay at your place in Spain is out of the question now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's either PMT or a no show I reckon !

tend to agree with you there!

I'd go with PMT ...

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By *wencatWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"but how do you know they've never done it?

I must admit ... when going through those times when I just can't be bothered with it all .. I still stick around because I like it here.

I love the forum ... I'm addicted, I love chatting, I may jump back on the shag wagon now and then ... but I aint goin nowhere.

I love it on here and agree with you just cause I not at it like a rabbit sometimes don't mean I don't wanna anymore we have our everyday life too with family's and households to run and job sometimes all I wanna do us watch tv

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By *ick_u_nudeMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

"I tried arm chair swinging wasn't very comfy much prefer a bed

LOL. A perfect response.

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

I'm just recovering from surgery so can't play for a month or two...I guess I'd better close my profile then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love how this member likes to dictate who posts on the forum when she has only posted twice herself in the last two weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's either PMT or a no show I reckon !

tend to agree with you there!

I'd go with PMT ...

To be fair... Those Spanish pharmacies arent up to much...

Rick probably cant get his usual tampons...;-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single so I'm not a swinger so your post doesn't refer to me....

I have an opinion, I love to banter, and I use the forums for meeting fantastic people. It's not a 'lifestyle' for me. I'm staying.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I actually slightly agree with this thread. I seen a forum post the other day and thought to myself what was the point in that?

Did that person really have nothing better to do than post that.

And without fail the same old people posted in it with pure and utter bollox!

I just feel some folk on here like to express their opinion a little bit too much and it would be nice from time time if they would wind their necks in so to speak.

Sorry folks rant over.

Maybe you could provide a list of acceptable topics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm just recovering from surgery so can't play for a month or two...I guess I'd better close my profile then??

Oh bless, special huggles coming your way

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think "
lol there i was Gran thinking i was going to read a really big post full of all sorts from you.... and just a I think , lol

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I'm single so I'm not a swinger so your post doesn't refer to me....

I have an opinion, I love to banter, and I use the forums for meeting fantastic people. It's not a 'lifestyle' for me. I'm staying.

Yep, I probably don't count either.

Damn shame, what with me being at it like the energiser bunny every chance I can get!

But then catch me when I'm traveling for work and I'm celibate while away and.also put a note up.saying I'm not meeting. Omg I'm a mite!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole."

Phew! So one of these days I mite grow up then?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole.

Phew! So one of these days I mite grow up then?

I think it only works if something drips in your hole. That school trip was sometime in the last century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole."

I never could remember which was which! Great way to remember!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole.

Phew! So one of these days I mite grow up then?

I think it only works if something drips in your hole. That school trip was sometime in the last century."

Bustles off to arrange drippage - this does mean another meet though!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Tites hang down and mites grow up - I think that's what they said at Wooky Hole.

I never could remember which was which! Great way to remember!

Yeah, I always was told it as tites (tights) go down and if you're lucky mites (might) go up - guess I've always had a mucky mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social meets, naughty meets, online chit chat.... We're all here doing what we want, who are we harming?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M for 'mites' looks like two growing up from the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't see why I have to justify my existence on FAB to anyone.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Don't see why I have to justify my existence on FAB to anyone.

It was an existential question? Discuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Round them all up inside a football stadium, and then ........

... make them fuck at least five strangers

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

"I'm just recovering from surgery so can't play for a month or two...I guess I'd better close my profile then??

Oh bless, special huggles coming your way

Awww, thanks...just gentle hugs tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this about lazy swingers who mite get out of their armchair for a shag, but mite stay in front of the TV instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not start another thread where you can define what you think everyone should regard as a swinger? Perhaps you could scientifically quantify the term in relation to a minimum FPM (fucks per month) and MTFR (Meet to Fuck Ratio) required in order to call yourself a swinger and be on a site like this?

I've been doing this for over 10 years and its attitudes like this that make me meet less and less people as time goes on, sadly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is better than an episode of corrie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is better than an episode of corrie

Walking emarrasingly into a lampost semi-naked is more interesting than an episode of corrie!

Allegedly!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

the thread reminds me of a song..

thats it..

Spanish s troll..

oops typo..

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