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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So how was everyone's saturday night? We had the plan of spending the evening round at mine (Arri's) with my kids, we ended up having a slug and snail match, they were both climbing up the window so we made a bet, I said the snail was going to win but the slug took the lead and my snail had a snooze, the slug has won and now he is MIA and my snail has finally woken up, the lazy bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Update, the slug is on his way down and my snail has turned right...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(snail)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(slug)

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Name?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Slugs seem to have somewhere important to be, whereas snails seem to drift along aimlessly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The snail has got to be called snoozy as he is always sleeping and the slug is called pissed because he keeps going in different directions

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Snooooozy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slugs are snails that got divorced and lost the house to their ex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snooooozy"

yep, snooooozy as we can hear him snoring

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Snooooozy

yep, snooooozy as we can hear him snoring"

Awww hug him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to have a racing snail and I removed its shell thinking it would go faster. If anything it made it more sluggish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Slugs are snails that got divorced and lost the house to their ex "

Yep, Ady knows all about that one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to have a racing snail and I removed its shell thinking it would go faster. If anything it made it more sluggish "

Maybe he was a bit chilly

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Snails keep eating my roses

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton


"Slugs seem to have somewhere important to be, whereas snails seem to drift along aimlessly. "

Maybe the slug is in a hurry to get home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Andy here, Arri has gone to bed, so i get the computer, well the scores are, snail has gone to a courner and gone to sleep, slug is on a mission to get to the bottom of the window now, but hes motoring

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snails keep eating my roses "

Slugs keep eating my celebrations

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Snails keep eating my roses

Slugs keep eating my celebrations "

Liar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snails keep eating my roses

Slugs keep eating my celebrations "

we all believe you

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Snails keep eating my roses

Slugs keep eating my celebrations "

You only eat dark chocolate feck ya

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