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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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Speed dating (the serial kind) As in one person for 5 minutes. What 5 questions would you ask ?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I'd just show four cock photos from different angles and conclude with "Wanna fuck?" I expect that would do the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you horny?

How big is your cock?

Can I suck it?

Can I swallow?

What's your favourite Disney movie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tits out and say faf

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wanna fuck?

Got condoms?

Got lube?

Why aren't you naked yet?

Was that it?

Mrs TMN

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

1. What is your response to the word moist?

2. Are Jaffa Cakes a cake or a biscuit?

3. If you could be any Teletubby, which one would you be?

4. Do you smoke?

5. What question do you most want to ask me?

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'd just show four cock photos from different angles and conclude with "Wanna fuck?" I expect that would do the trick. "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

1. Fancy a shag?

2. Are you frigid or something?

3. Why are women here if they don't want to shag anybody?

4. (To a different audience) Why do I never get anywhere speed dating?

5. Am I really that ugly?

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By *icola2202Couple
over a year ago

Chatham

Fully shaven?

What do you drink?

Fancy a average time? Haha

Wanna get naked?

Let's go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s your favourite position?

What’s your star sign?

Last meal of choice of death row?

Do you like a night out / bar crawl?

Favourite film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Have you got any sti's

2. Do you like anal

3. Will you ch*ke me 0

4. Will you spank me

5. Wanna bite my ass

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Are you horny?

How big is your cock?

Can I suck it?

Can I swallow?

What's your favourite Disney movie?

Bambi

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

1. Do you wear blue underwear?

2. How good are you at making lasagne?

3. What's your favourite donut?

4. Can I nibble your bum?

5. Fancy going out for a few laughs?

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Tits out and say faf "

Faf??

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"1. Have you got any sti's

2. Do you like anal

3. Will you ch*ke me 0

4. Will you spank me

5. Wanna bite my ass

And fab male would reply….

1. All STI’s are beautiful

2. All orifices are beautiful

3. Yes, for hours and hours

4. Yes, until you squirt

5. Yes, I’m up for anything

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

What is your name?

What is your quest?

What is your favourite colour?

What is the capital of Assyria?

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?

Are you good at eating food?

If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?

Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?

Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Do you know how to keep a secret?

What are your views on unprotected sex?

Do you like jelly babies?

Do you own a fitted white shirt?

How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?

They will do for starters

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?

Are you good at eating food?

If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?

Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?

Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?"

180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.

Good at eating - silly question.

Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).

Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.

60 seconds - start your stopwatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tits out and say faf "
if it's a five minute date, we can do it twice !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do dogs like you?

That's all you need to know.

But to fill the time.

What do you do for fun?

What's your favourite joke?

Do you get jealous?

What's your number ?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do you know how to keep a secret?

What are your views on unprotected sex?

Do you like jelly babies?

Do you own a fitted white shirt?

How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?

They will do for starters

Yes.

Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?

Are you good at eating food?

If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?

Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?

Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?

180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.

Good at eating - silly question.

Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).

Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.

60 seconds - start your stopwatch.

No but I'd like to practice

you're as smooth as butter Chunky

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What temperature do you cook a roast chicken and for how long?

Are you good at eating food?

If I burn the chicken will it be OK if we order a takeaway instead?

Do you want to have a baby with me tonight?

Do you last more than 60 seconds when you make love to a woman?

180° - time depends on the size of the chicken.

Good at eating - silly question.

Sod the cooking order takaway anyway (more time for sex).

Baby - no, but I'd like to practice.

60 seconds - start your stopwatch.

No but I'd like to practice

you're as smooth as butter Chunky

Get ya kit off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don’t mind be guy number xxxx

Ok knickers dropped

Take me over the table you got 5 minutes till the next guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Where’s your favourite place in the world?

2. If you could time travel to one moment in history when would it be?

3. What’s your favourite weird food combination?

4. If your life was a movie who would you want to play you?

5. What’s one surprising fact about you?

So bland haha

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Have you got any sti's

2. Do you like anal

3. Will you ch*ke me 0

4. Will you spank me

5. Wanna bite my ass

And fab male would reply….

1. All STI’s are beautiful

2. All orifices are beautiful

3. Yes, for hours and hours

4. Yes, until you squirt

5. Yes, I’m up for anything

So true

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Where’s your favourite place in the world?

2. If you could time travel to one moment in history when would it be?

3. What’s your favourite weird food combination?

4. If your life was a movie who would you want to play you?

5. What’s one surprising fact about you?

So bland haha

1:Paris

2:When dinosaurs were a thing.

3:Ketchup mixed with curry sauce.

4:Scarlet Johnson

5:My oral skills are exceptional. Apparently I could talk for hours

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed "

Is 5 a question or command?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

Is 5 a question or command?"

Bugger…a command, disguised as a question

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

Is 5 a question or command?

Bugger…a command, disguised as a question "

I like your thinking.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

FAF?

Show me your tits

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Do you smoke ?

Got any condoms?.(I got some anyway)

Wearing knickers?

Fancy a massage?

Fancy a fuck?

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do you know how to keep a secret?

What are your views on unprotected sex?

Do you like jelly babies?

Do you own a fitted white shirt?

How many people do you tell when you have had a fab meet?

They will do for starters

Jelly babies are so YUMMY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What’s your favourite position?

What’s your star sign?

Last meal of choice of death row?

Do you like a night out / bar crawl?

Favourite film? "

Me on top

Aquarius

Arancini followed by lemon meringue pie

Just one glass of red chianti and I'm good.

Underworld.

Do I pass?

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed "

1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.

2:Ahh is that even a real question.

3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.

4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.

5: I'm just getting out of bed

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.

2:Ahh is that even a real question.

3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.

4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.

5: I'm just waiting for you in bed

Fixed it - This version sounds much better

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.

2:Ahh is that even a real question.

3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.

4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.

5: I'm just waiting for you in bed

Fixed it - This version sounds much better

I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.

2:Ahh is that even a real question.

3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.

4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.

5: I'm just waiting for you in bed

Fixed it - This version sounds much better

I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous."

Brb, just popping to Waitrose.

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By *iona OP Woman
over a year ago

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"1. Can you bake

2. Are you a bunny boiler

3. Do you like Jaffa cakes

4. Do you share food

5. Come to bed

1: I love to bake. I once had a bun in the oven for 9 months and turned out just fine.

2:Ahh is that even a real question.

3: I hate jaffa cakes. Just give me a chocolate chip cookie.

4: I am good at sharing food sometimes.

5: I'm just waiting for you in bed

Fixed it - This version sounds much better

I'd have to agree but it's simply not true. I see you like a kit kat. 2 fingers is better than one I suppose. Four when one is feeling really adventurous.

Brb, just popping to Waitrose.

It's taking a while

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