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For Just £2 a month....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just seen several of these lovely ads on TV and it got me thinking!!

As there's 11,268 fabsters online right now - if you all chipped in this tiny sum I could treat myself each month to...

A new VW Passat or Ford Mondeo (or any other non descript rep mobile!) - so I can stop cleaning cars forever!

Or 11,268 maccy d's double cheesburgers.

Or 2,255 bottles of £9.99 chablis from asda

Or 774 £29 a night travelodge rooms - although I probably couldn't use the lot - so get your requests in now!

Or - and this could be the way to go - 37.5 hrs with a leggy eastern european modelcumescort who'd let me eat grapes from her buttcrack and lick sherbet off my knob with a big smile on her face!

Any other suggestions

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

you could probably buy greece

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just seen several of these lovely ads on TV and it got me thinking!!

As there's 11,268 fabsters online right now - if you all chipped in this tiny sum I could treat myself each month to...

A new VW Passat or Ford Mondeo (or any other non descript rep mobile!) - so I can stop cleaning cars forever!

Or 11,268 maccy d's double cheesburgers.

Or 2,255 bottles of £9.99 chablis from asda

Or 774 £29 a night travelodge rooms - although I probably couldn't use the lot - so get your requests in now!

Or - and this could be the way to go - 37.5 hrs with a leggy eastern european modelcumescort who'd let me eat grapes from her buttcrack and lick sherbet off my knob with a big smile on her face!

Any other suggestions"

now how many donuts could u buy, or bags of candy floss - then again she might have hair like candy floss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm loving the wine one, and will happily contribute, and seeing as there are 2 of us, have £4!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm loving the wine one, and will happily contribute, and seeing as there are 2 of us, have £4!

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Awwww thanks! I'm almost halfway to a bottle now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm loving the wine one, and will happily contribute, and seeing as there are 2 of us, have £4!

Awwww thanks! I'm almost halfway to a bottle now! "

The other half is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last one's good. I'm a firm believer in care in the community

Wolf

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By *ornyHorwichCpl aka HHCCouple
over a year ago

horwich

For just £3 a month a whole village can have water....

We're moving !! Can't flush our loo for that !!!

Love to donate "just £2 a month" to you but Mrs H already sponsors a Amazonian lesser spotted boss eyed pygmy tree snail......

And the bugger has'nt written to her once !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For just £3 a month a whole village can have water....

We're moving !! Can't flush our loo for that !!!

Love to donate "just £2 a month" to you but Mrs H already sponsors a Amazonian lesser spotted boss eyed pygmy tree snail......

And the bugger has'nt written to her once ! "

He's extinct!

I'll expect your cheque in the post !!

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By *ndebs47Couple
over a year ago

Bury

£2 a month ,and we will provide quality entertainment to both ourselves and everyone on fab......go on ....please give generously xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you could probably buy greece"

just use lube

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"£2 a month ,and we will provide quality entertainment to both ourselves and everyone on fab......go on ....please give generously xx "

And free chocolate?

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