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My mate fancies you.... the I've had a shitty week and it's Friday edition

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

As it says. I've had a shitty, shitty, shitty week. And my mates need cheering up too. So we all need smut. The smuttiest smut you can come up with. Or just cuteness. Or something in between.

So cheer us all up you lot!

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

If you don’t know the rules, here they are:

1) find someone on the thread you fancy

2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them

3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person

4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself

5) do the same for others and open your filters people!

Get to it you sexy bunch

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Oh go on then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Go on then, I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in for a bit please

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Glass of wine and a game of this sounds ace

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Just till I get some sleep.....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Glass of wine and a game of this sounds ace "

Er.... sharing is caring

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

And why not

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Sliding in

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Goddammit I'm totally in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Glass of wine and a game of this sounds ace

Er.... sharing is caring "

Red or white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah I’m in. Had a bit of rubbish week too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like something to read in the bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I may just get a message out of this.

I mean it won't be for me but, it's still a message.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Glass of wine and a game of this sounds ace

Er.... sharing is caring

Red or white "

White please darling

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Sliding in "

Well hello

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Shitty week here too so I’m in

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Quick out the blocks is my incredibly sexy mate (and I mean wow)

And it’s for the equally sexy (and equally wow) Tinder

Tinder my mate says can they start by stroking your beautiful hair off your face, and kissing your lips, then working their way down, and kiss your other lips

How can you say no?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Ooh I’m in

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By *iger4uWoman
over a year ago

In my happy place

Go on, even tho im more of a lurker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for Indian summer, from my gorgeous friend

Please tell Indian summer that he's getting a message cos he is sexy.

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Quick out the blocks is my incredibly sexy mate (and I mean wow)

And it’s for the equally sexy (and equally wow) Tinder

Tinder my mate says can they start by stroking your beautiful hair off your face, and kissing your lips, then working their way down, and kiss your other lips

How can you say no?"

Ooohh now there's an offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am in please

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx."

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for Indian summer, from my gorgeous friend

Please tell Indian summer that he's getting a message cos he is sexy."

Who, me?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will give it a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?"

Really? I sort of gave the gig away.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!"

Too kind! Thank you

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Ok.... y'all need to send the smut to post. Come on people!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!"

Agreed. Just stunning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In too

Fill me up with smut.. My letterbox is waiting... I've got a cucumber too

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

Really? I sort of gave the gig away. "

I kinda thought it would be Hippy.... I just wanted her to admit it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!"

You do look amazing

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Ditto on a shitty week lol

In like Flynn whoever Flynn was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

Really? I sort of gave the gig away.

I kinda thought it would be Hippy.... I just wanted her to admit it "

I was trying to not be guessed . Does that mean I can spank you now

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering ish

A shitty week? Hows about a shitty year !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!

You do look amazing "

Your filters are on lovely

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Posh (raises hand politely...)

A super sexy mate of mine has asked me to tell you that she is sending the biggest of booby hugs your way xx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

My very sexy mate has said...

Could you please tell posh that I would like to have her on all fours while I hold her by her hair

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Midnight..... baby.....

My damn sexy mate wants to share your cucumber (and I don't think she's thinking of sarnies)

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"In too

Fill me up with smut.. My letterbox is waiting... I've got a cucumber too "

Ooofft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo KinkyInkedBi listen up my hunky mate says when do I get to pull on that lead and get my hands and tongue on that gorgeous figure

Well let me tell you, he'll have to get in the queue behind me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh kinkyyy... (inked bi)

A real hottie has asked me to tell you:

That new outfit, just wow... mind blown with your sexiness!

You do look amazing

Your filters are on lovely "

Thankyou! That would be helpful wouldn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight..... baby.....

My damn sexy mate wants to share your cucumber (and I don't think she's thinking of sarnies) "

Ooof bring it baby! I've got a bucket of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

Really? I sort of gave the gig away.

I kinda thought it would be Hippy.... I just wanted her to admit it

I was trying to not be guessed . Does that mean I can spank you now "

Why don't you two just get a room

With a big window

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Mrs Saaaaaphire...

A super sexy mate of mine says that if you were only a few years older, and a few miles nearer, she'd be asking you to show her a few things!...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

Really? I sort of gave the gig away.

I kinda thought it would be Hippy.... I just wanted her to admit it

I was trying to not be guessed . Does that mean I can spank you now

Why don't you two just get a room

With a big window "

Webcam maybe?

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooo KinkyInkedBi listen up my hunky mate says when do I get to pull on that lead and get my hands and tongue on that gorgeous figure

Well let me tell you, he'll have to get in the queue behind me "

Oh my! asap to both

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh (raises hand politely...)

A super sexy mate of mine has asked me to tell you that she is sending the biggest of booby hugs your way xx "

Ooooooooh I do hope so

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My very sexy mate has said...

Could you please tell posh that I would like to have her on all fours while I hold her by her hair "

I'm in!

I mean.... erm.... who's your mate?

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Mrs Sapphire, my lovely friend says...

Can you ask her when she is done in the bath can she come sit on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Mrs Saaaaaphire...

A super sexy mate of mine says that if you were only a few years older, and a few miles nearer, she'd be asking you to show her a few things!..."

a lady!! I'm 30 sooooon, I promise, not sure what I could show you though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey NSP my mate says....drink up its bedtime .. you can leave your clothes with his...on the floor

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My super sexy mate has messaged and said...

Can you message Bellaseas and say, ooft, those perfect boobs, they need to be snuggled against me, so I can gently massage them, and stroke your hair

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Is there room for me?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Miiiiidnight...

My super hunky mate has asked me to tell you that he wants to put his cucumber up your bum and spunk on your pips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I sent all the request out correctly D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so posh, a certain person, I couldn't possibly say if it's a dude or a chick, has something to declare.

I’d like to give that bum a good spanking, you sexy minx.

Oooooooh who's gonna spank me?

Really? I sort of gave the gig away.

I kinda thought it would be Hippy.... I just wanted her to admit it

I was trying to not be guessed . Does that mean I can spank you now

Why don't you two just get a room

With a big window

Webcam maybe?"

Oh no! There's no need for all that expense, I'll be fine with a chair in the corner.

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hey Spanky! I've a sexy mate who says....

Hippy..... I would love to have hours to explore that amazing body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My super sexy mate has messaged and said...

Can you message Bellaseas and say, ooft, those perfect boobs, they need to be snuggled against me, so I can gently massage them, and stroke your hair "

Well that sounds rather lovely

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Oi sexy! My hunk of a mate says...

Could you please tell midnight I would like to feel her box in might not be the letter box but I’m sure she knows what box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Miiiiidnight...

My super hunky mate has asked me to tell you that he wants to put his cucumber up your bum and spunk on your pips! "

Christ, not again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi sexy! My hunk of a mate says...

Could you please tell midnight I would like to feel her box in might not be the letter box but I’m sure she knows what box "

oh my

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

To my gorgeous Spanky (Hippychick).... my sexy mate says....

I'd love to get my groove on with her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember this

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My utter diamond stud of a mate has a message for Tinder....

If the moon and stars call your name, don’t be surprised as I talk to them about you each night

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

Sounds good.. I’m in please

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Hippy this gorgeous creature says..... your perfect boobs would look so good in my hands, or mouth

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By *ittleCurvyChickWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere over the rainbow

I'm in for a little while x

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Hey NSP my mate says....drink up its bedtime .. you can leave your clothes with his...on the floor "

Tell your mate I'm way ahead of him

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"[trousers removed by poster at 01/10/21 22:50:39]"

Fify

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Sapphire, my lovely friend says...

Can you ask her when she is done in the bath can she come sit on my face "

Filth!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shitty weeks suck, I hope the next one is better.

I'm in, happy to play messenger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My incredibly handsome mate said

Could you please tell Bella and hippy that I would like them to join me in the hot tub amd what happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not, im in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Message for _eardybob

If you aren’t snapped soon I’m claiming you for myself....

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My sexy, wonderful mate says....

The bearded guy..... Warm hugs and tender kisses, bodies wrapped together, time passes too quick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey NSP my mate says....drink up its bedtime .. you can leave your clothes with his...on the floor

Tell your mate I'm way ahead of him "
im sure he will of seen it for himself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"[trousers removed by poster at 01/10/21 22:50:39]

Fify "

You know I've not been wearing trousers for ages, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My sexy, wonderful mate says....

The bearded guy..... Warm hugs and tinder kisses, bodies wrapped together, time passes too quick."

I’ve corrected the typo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message received for midnight

"Is midnight when you turn from nice to naughty?"

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Mrs Sapphire, my lovely friend says...

Can you ask her when she is done in the bath can she come sit on my face

Filth!!! "

By sounds of it your the one who is filth…. That bath water…. Eewww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My talented friend said He would love to do a photoshoot with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs Sapphire, my lovely friend says...

Can you ask her when she is done in the bath can she come sit on my face

Filth!!!

By sounds of it your the one who is filth…. That bath water…. Eewww"

Oi it's hair dye alright! Don't out me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo yo Tindergirl! My hunky mate says if you raise your age filter by 2 you might hear the sound of Thunder

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

It’s very late for such shenanigans!

Of course I’m in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there room for me? "

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message received for midnight

"Is midnight when you turn from nice to naughty?" "

I'm never nauggty, I'm always a good girl

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"It’s very late for such shenanigans!

Of course I’m in"

We love a late night shenanigan here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message for that girl Posh

My hunky mate says he'd like to stand you on the first step of those stairs, tie one of your wrists to the left hand rail with his tie, and tie the other one to the right rail with his belt before spreading your lovely long legs wide and slipping you a sizeable portion of cock...

Offttt

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hippychick a stud muffin wants you to know that he that Ioves the mask photo

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for that girl Posh

My hunky mate says he'd like to stand you on the first step of those stairs, tie one of your wrists to the left hand rail with his tie, and tie the other one to the right rail with his belt before spreading your lovely long legs wide and slipping you a sizeable portion of cock...

Offttt "

Well fuck.

I'm in

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"My utter diamond stud of a mate has a message for Tinder....

If the moon and stars call your name, don’t be surprised as I talk to them about you each night"

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By *ryingitout19Man
over a year ago

Wales

I’m in

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By *95888Man
over a year ago

carlisle

I’m in

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Message for _eardybob

If you aren’t snapped soon I’m claiming you for myself...."

Ohhhh... that ship has sailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.. Virgin territory for me! Listen up Tea monkey...

My utterly gorgeous and filthy mate says she feels like it's about time you show her exactly what late night shenanigans are all about

I would

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.

My hot mate says can tell Beardybob that he is a proper tease and needs to clear those bubbles again

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!"

Tell her she's had her boobs tonight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!

Tell her she's had her boobs tonight! "

(o) (o)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hey Donut, my sexy sista from another mista says she’d like to cover you in cream and lick it off.

Id let her if I was you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for that girl Posh

My hunky mate says he'd like to stand you on the first step of those stairs, tie one of your wrists to the left hand rail with his tie, and tie the other one to the right rail with his belt before spreading your lovely long legs wide and slipping you a sizeable portion of cock...

Offttt

Well fuck.

I'm in "

Er Posh - My mate adds that before he does that, he's gonna make you flip a coin to decide which way round you are going to be standing...

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Late to the party as usual

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By *adboy1Man
over a year ago

Torquay

My best mates has a message for Bellaseas

hurry the fuck up please as the aeroplane is about to leave. Thanks

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm not sure if I'm going to melt or vomit at the sweetness of this from my sexy mate....

Message for Tinder

My heart flutters and my groins yearn for your tinder touch so delicately teasing me to perfection until we both quench both of our burning desires and extinguish the flames of passion for a brief moment

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

I'm in for a bit, cod do with some love

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Hey Beardybob. My sexy female siren mate says that your perfect penis should be in her mouth

Do it, do it, do it

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Message for that girl Posh

My hunky mate says he'd like to stand you on the first step of those stairs, tie one of your wrists to the left hand rail with his tie, and tie the other one to the right rail with his belt before spreading your lovely long legs wide and slipping you a sizeable portion of cock...

Offttt

Well fuck.

I'm in

Er Posh - My mate adds that before he does that, he's gonna make you flip a coin to decide which way round you are going to be standing..."

Heads I win, tails he does?

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"My hot mate says can tell Beardybob that he is a proper tease and needs to clear those bubbles again "

Funny you should mention that... I'm in the bath right now and alas, all the bubbles have burst!

Got pics and everything

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My hot mate says can tell Beardybob that he is a proper tease and needs to clear those bubbles again

Funny you should mention that... I'm in the bath right now and alas, all the bubbles have burst!

Got pics and everything "

Prove it then

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My ‘mate’ says please send tits

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"I'm not sure if I'm going to melt or vomit at the sweetness of this from my sexy mate....

Message for Tinder

My heart flutters and my groins yearn for your tinder touch so delicately teasing me to perfection until we both quench both of our burning desires and extinguish the flames of passion for a brief moment"

Oh my

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Message for the bearded guy

A super sexy mate of mine wants to tell you that she could stare at that ass in jeans for hours...

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

My gorgeous mate has a message for the lovely and sexy Red....

Red Volupta

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

If you were here

I'd be a very happy fellow

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"My hot mate says can tell Beardybob that he is a proper tease and needs to clear those bubbles again

Funny you should mention that... I'm in the bath right now and alas, all the bubbles have burst!

Got pics and everything

Prove it then "

^

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm back here ..after a saving petrol not going anywhere week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the bearded guy

A super sexy mate of mine wants to tell you that she could stare at that ass in jeans for hours..."

Is she saying I have a nice ass or I am an ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits "

Your 'mate' huh

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"My gorgeous mate has a message for the lovely and sexy Red....

Red Volupta

Roses are red

Daffodils are yellow

If you were here

I'd be a very happy fellow"

Aw, poetry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits "

Tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooffft Beardybob.... My sexy as fuck mate says she's that saved a mooring for that ship

I'm not sure if you should run or dock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the bearded guy

A super sexy mate of mine wants to tell you that she could stare at that ass in jeans for hours...

Is she saying I have a nice ass or I am an ass? "

Well if you need to ask

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone


"Ooffft Beardybob.... My sexy as fuck mate says she's that saved a mooring for that ship

I'm not sure if you should run or dock "

Run for the dock?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Red you lucky duck.... more poetry!

Roses are red

So is a squirrel

Wish you was in Kent

And not in the Wirral

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I’m in

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

In

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Erm... OP... over here please!

My hunky stud muffin mate observes that it’s autumn time, and would like to know when are you going bobbing for apples? (Nom nom)

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh "

That Mr M dude

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Tits "

Thank you

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By *B69Woman
over a year ago

Wiltshire

I guess I’m late again

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

.


"Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!

Tell her she's had her boobs tonight! "

I’ve not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Message for the bearded guy

A super sexy mate of mine wants to tell you that she could stare at that ass in jeans for hours...

Is she saying I have a nice ass or I am an ass?

Well if you need to ask "

Then it’s a nice ass all day

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Red you lucky duck.... more poetry!

Roses are red

So is a squirrel

Wish you was in Kent

And not in the Wirral "

Kent? Who's in Kent??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!

Tell her she's had her boobs tonight!

I’ve not "

I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooo Lorraine999... Incoming!

My mate says they are waiting in the hot tub.. Do you want the bubbles on ??

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.


"Message for the bearded guy

A super sexy mate of mine wants to tell you that she could stare at that ass in jeans for hours...

Is she saying I have a nice ass or I am an ass?

Well if you need to ask

Then it’s a nice ass all day "

Damn fine ass

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

[Removed by poster at 01/10/21 23:28:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh

That Mr M dude "

Oh he's such a loser

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"I guess I’m late again "

You and me both Ms WB... Oh BTW, I'm in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Oooo Lorraine999... Incoming!

My mate says they are waiting in the hot tub.. Do you want the bubbles on ?? "

Ooo they bubbles on

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh Posh - one here!

My hunky poetic mate has asked me to tell you:

Roses are red

And I'm feeling silly

Flash me your hooha

I'll flash you my Willy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh

That Mr M dude

Oh he's such a loser "

And a pervert

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Just relaying...

Can you tell Bellaseas to hurry the fuck up please as the aeroplane is about to leave. Thanks

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Message for the bearded guy

My super sexy mate would like me to tell you to get that belt back up off the floor, and get it to good use!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo another poem!

Lorraine...

Life in this country

Has got even horrider

Can you please send me

An invite to Florida

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh

That Mr M dude

Oh he's such a loser

And a pervert "

But you are 'friends' huh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere


"Oo another poem!

Lorraine...

Life in this country

Has got even horrider

Can you please send me

An invite to Florida "

You’ll have to reveal yourself please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Midnight. I’ve been asked to ask if you’ve ever experienced the taste of your own drenched knickers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crikey the creative juices are flowing tonight!

Message for posh...

If you say his name twice

Because he’s rather nice

And if you call him Bob

He will show you his knob

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

In xxxxxxxxxx

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh

That Mr M dude

Oh he's such a loser

And a pervert

But you are 'friends' huh "

Am I buggery his friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight. I’ve been asked to ask if you’ve ever experienced the taste of your own drenched knickers?"

as i get so mamy punishments for being cheeky.. Yup! Most nights lol .. In fact i just did 11 mins with a red pair in my mouth earlier

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mr Mystique where???

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Bring that rat to me

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

Another one...

Message for Lorraine

Your desk or mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight. I’ve been asked to ask if you’ve ever experienced the taste of your own drenched knickers?

as i get so mamy punishments for being cheeky.. Yup! Most nights lol .. In fact i just did 11 mins with a red pair in my mouth earlier "

Oh my! Can I have a sleepover at your house

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By *quaman87Man
over a year ago

ramsey

Paul tat......my mate says she isn't entirely sure how many different ways she can say come here and fuck me, but she will do her best to think of a few more 

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"My ‘mate’ says please send tits

Your 'mate' huh

That Mr M dude

Oh he's such a loser

And a pervert

But you are 'friends' huh

Am I buggery his friend "

You and he share a predilection for the buggery.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who fancys me?

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Oh Posh - one here!

My hunky poetic mate has asked me to tell you:

Roses are red

And I'm feeling silly

Flash me your hooha

I'll flash you my Willy

"

Oh my! But my hooha isn't for viewing unless in person

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By *otSoPosh OP   Woman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Posh my super sexy friend says send boobs!

Tell her she's had her boobs tonight!

I’ve not "

Hang on a sec.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Midnight. I’ve been asked to ask if you’ve ever experienced the taste of your own drenched knickers?

as i get so mamy punishments for being cheeky.. Yup! Most nights lol .. In fact i just did 11 mins with a red pair in my mouth earlier

Oh my! Can I have a sleepover at your house "

I said yes. Even if she didn’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh Posh - one here!

My hunky poetic mate has asked me to tell you:

Roses are red

And I'm feeling silly

Flash me your hooha

I'll flash you my Willy

Oh my! But my hooha isn't for viewing unless in person "

Well I'll expect you in say 8-9 hours Posh??

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

Oh miiiidnight...

My hunky mate wonders if you could come and untie him from the bed please... He's got an itch!

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By *ighandhorny_69Man
over a year ago

Northampton

The reason I’m on fab is because my best mate wanted me to fuck his wide so I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Posh, a man in this thread wishes to wear you like a glove

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Oh dear. I'm too late.

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