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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() Excellent idea ![]() | |||
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster ![]() I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet. Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps ![]() | |||
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"Oh you need to go and read the stories /fantasy section.. Search for the chauffeur /chauffeur 2 ![]() I’ll add it to my reading list ![]() | |||
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"I know just the very man for this job ![]() ![]() He’ll be along at 20:14 ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time." Chatting? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() Do I need a bigger van ? | |||
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time." Seen the reviews, seems a bit cramped and so many fakes ![]() | |||
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time. Chatting? ![]() ![]() Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease. ![]() | |||
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"I know just the very man for this job ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He may be delayed due to lack of petrol ![]() | |||
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"Any particular part of the country Spurs? " The more wild & rugged the better ![]() | |||
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?" You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? | |||
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster ![]() ![]() I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time. Chatting? ![]() ![]() ![]() They speak my language ![]() | |||
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"Will you blow the shofar? ![]() Always to handy to have around, you never know when you’ll need to blow in an emergency ![]() | |||
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"I know just the very man for this job ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or leaves on the track ![]() | |||
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’d like to add Spurs is not good with google maps ![]() | |||
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Note, add two first aid kits to the packing list ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use? You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes ![]() I was thinking wilder than that ![]() | |||
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"We will come and pick you up and bring you to ours. We live in a wild remote place high up, with stunning views, and amazing outdoor adventures that will exhilarate you. You may get a job or 2 to do though. " I’m handy at jobs ![]() | |||
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"Would you be ok on the back of a Ducati? ![]() I might need a set of small steps to get on ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know just the very man for this job ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Or wrong kind of rain. Need someone who can operate in possibly wet conditions ![]() | |||
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"I can drive ! Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment ! ![]() Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK... | |||
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use? You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes ![]() ![]() I draw the line at Watford ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions ![]() | |||
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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Crap signal, told you that ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! " Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !! ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ….. but I need a driver ![]() | |||
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"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use? You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes ![]() ![]() ![]() Haha I was thinking north anyhoo so you should be safe ![]() | |||
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"I have a fully equipped camper for off grid and a 4 X 4, i explore the wilds of the uk (Tavelled the world in search of adventure), kayaker, rock climber, outside cooking adventurer. ![]() ![]() Sounded so promising, got all your own equipment too…. what’s wrong with the payment terms ? | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose.. ![]() | |||
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"I can't drive ![]() ![]() You can come in the camper van road trip with me….. once I find a driver ![]() | |||
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"I’d love this, but for folks in Lancashire at least haha." I’d be looking to explore more than one county | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() We might have a winner ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() ![]() Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards | |||
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"I can provide maps, recommend spots of interest and can provide extra rugged rubber if conditions get very slippery. " Adding to your cv each time, adaptable is good ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() ![]() If you must ![]() | |||
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"Im a chauffeur " Of rugged terrain or used to flat ? | |||
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"Are you looking to explore down under OP? ![]() It’s a possibility and would definitely warm me up ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() ![]() Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain! ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's ![]() | |||
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"I can't drive ![]() ![]() ![]() Sweet! That would be so much fun ![]() | |||
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"Unfortunately you have been unsuccessful in your application "for the experience of a lifetime". Wish you all the best in your search. ![]() Thanks I’m sure I’ll find a suitable one ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() ![]() ![]() Not sure my campervan has room for a hot tub ![]() | |||
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"Unfortunately you have been unsuccessful in your application "for the experience of a lifetime". Wish you all the best in your search. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Are you looking to explore down under OP? ![]() ![]() It might get too hot and sticky for me ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Keep talking ![]() | |||
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"Are you looking to explore down under OP? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I’ll have to make sure to have some ice handy then to cool you down…. a little ![]() | |||
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"Love a chauffeur hate driving " Keep an eye out you might find one you like ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Jump in I'll talk as I'm driving don't worry I'll keep my eyes pealed as I look at your breasts I mean over the hills mind it's a little stiff to get into gear you might need to give me a hand to place it in the right position ![]() | |||
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"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oiled and ready to shift that gear into its best position ![]() | |||
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"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I can drive ! Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment ! ![]() ![]() Security licences packed just in case ! ![]() | |||
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"I can drive ! Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment ! ![]() ![]() ![]() What do we need security for in the rugged wilds ? | |||
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"No just in case get stopped by the police ! Can claim driving a client to gig ! Have done that before lol ![]() Don’t think they’ll be needed in the wild and rugged terrain ![]() | |||
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"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on ![]() Of course, would I leave you behind ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise? | |||
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"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on ![]() Cookie you can abuse my helmet I mean use if you like ![]() | |||
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"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on ![]() ![]() He’s already oiled and warmed up for you ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Driver can decide the direction ![]() | |||
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"Naked security then ![]() Not sure we need security ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll surprise you, each has it's merits.. ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Surprises can be good ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() Am I driving your car mine has not got any fuel in it ![]() | |||
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"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer. All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather ![]() I can't tell if you're serious about needing a driver or not. But I have a car and a 20+ year clean driving licence and was a chauffer for a few years. I probably still have the hat knocking around lol. I'm a photographer and cameraman by day, so If you ever wanted to film your adventures I sure that could be arranged, plus I could get some David Attenborough voiceover to accompany it. Imagine that haha! | |||
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