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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I know just the very man for this job

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

"

Excellent idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you need to go and read the stories /fantasy section.. Search for the chauffeur /chauffeur 2

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I know just the very man for this job "

Don’t say it

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just because!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster "

I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.

Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Just because! "

….. you’re worth it

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Oh you need to go and read the stories /fantasy section.. Search for the chauffeur /chauffeur 2 "

I’ll add it to my reading list

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I know just the very man for this job

Don’t say it "

He’ll be along at 20:14

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

Any particular part of the country Spurs?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time."

Chatting?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Excellent idea "

Do I need a bigger van ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time."

Seen the reviews, seems a bit cramped and so many fakes

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time.

Chatting? "

Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you blow the shofar?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I know just the very man for this job

Don’t say it

He’ll be along at 20:14 "

He may be delayed due to lack of petrol

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Any particular part of the country Spurs? "

The more wild & rugged the better

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Chatting?

Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease. "

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?"

You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

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"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster

I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.

Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps "

I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"There's a really great taxi company that offers free rides to women to various locations that are a bit out of the way. They might film you chatting for a bit but it could be well worth you looking into it, I think you'd have a great time.

Chatting?

Yeah, they are always really friendly and say "ya alrigh' luv" so that will help put Spurs at ease. "

They speak my language

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?

You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ? "

I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

A town near you perhaps

We will come and pick you up and bring you to ours. We live in a wild remote place high up, with stunning views, and amazing outdoor adventures that will exhilarate you.

You may get a job or 2 to do though.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Will you blow the shofar? "

Always to handy to have around, you never know when you’ll need to blow in an emergency

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering ish

Would you be ok on the back of a Ducati?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"I know just the very man for this job

Don’t say it

He’ll be along at 20:14

He may be delayed due to lack of petrol "

Or leaves on the track

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can drive !

Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment !

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster

I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.

Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps

I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost "

I’d like to add Spurs is not good with google maps

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster

I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.

Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps

I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost "

Note, add two first aid kits to the packing list meeting randoms along the way will be a joy and something I’m used to. A guide would be useful, the map could get destroyed and gps is never reliable. Do you have someone in mind ?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?

You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?

I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes "

I was thinking wilder than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"We will come and pick you up and bring you to ours. We live in a wild remote place high up, with stunning views, and amazing outdoor adventures that will exhilarate you.

You may get a job or 2 to do though. "

I’m handy at jobs

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Would you be ok on the back of a Ducati? "

I might need a set of small steps to get on

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I know just the very man for this job

Don’t say it

He’ll be along at 20:14

He may be delayed due to lack of petrol

Or leaves on the track "

Or wrong kind of rain. Need someone who can operate in possibly wet conditions

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can drive !

Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment ! "

Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

"

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?

You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?

I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes

I was thinking wilder than that "

I draw the line at Watford

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

I have a fully equipped camper for off grid and a 4 X 4, i explore the wilds of the uk (Tavelled the world in search of adventure), kayaker, rock climber, outside cooking adventurer.

But im not sure about the pay though.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels "

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m not going to offer. One I can’t drive and two you just know it will end in disaster

I can put you in the trailer and strap you in with a crash helmet.

Addition, driver needs decent medical skills for unusual mishaps

I'm first aid trained, although very clumsy myself...and I'll make friends with every doggo that we get within half a mile of (probably quite a few random people as well ). Plus when I'm out in the wilds I always carry a rucksack with useful things like matches and bandages. I can't navigate for toffee though, so we might need a guide so we don't get lost

I’d like to add Spurs is not good with google maps "

Crap signal, told you that

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I can't drive

But I'll fork out for a family day saver

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I’d love this, but for folks in Lancashire at least haha.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense! "

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions "

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering ish


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points "

Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK..."

….. but I need a driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can provide maps, recommend spots of interest and can provide extra rugged rubber if conditions get very slippery.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I have a cap, blazer and a sturdy belly....any use?

You’ve got the uniform, now how is your ability to find the wild & rugged ?

I've been on a night out in Milton Keynes

I was thinking wilder than that

I draw the line at Watford "

Haha I was thinking north anyhoo so you should be safe

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I have a fully equipped camper for off grid and a 4 X 4, i explore the wilds of the uk (Tavelled the world in search of adventure), kayaker, rock climber, outside cooking adventurer.

But im not sure about the pay though. "

Sounded so promising, got all your own equipment too…. what’s wrong with the payment terms ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver "

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..

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By *ewBurtonMan
over a year ago

Derby

Im a chauffeur

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can't drive

But I'll fork out for a family day saver "

You can come in the camper van road trip with me….. once I find a driver

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’d love this, but for folks in Lancashire at least haha."

I’d be looking to explore more than one county

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change "

We might have a winner

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points

Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !! "

Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can provide maps, recommend spots of interest and can provide extra rugged rubber if conditions get very slippery. "

Adding to your cv each time, adaptable is good

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Are you looking to explore down under OP?

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose.. "

If you must

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Im a chauffeur "

Of rugged terrain or used to flat ?

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

Unfortunately you have been unsuccessful in your application "for the experience of a lifetime". Wish you all the best in your search.

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Are you looking to explore down under OP? "

It’s a possibility and would definitely warm me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points

Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!

Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards "

Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain!

Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change

We might have a winner "

Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I can't drive

But I'll fork out for a family day saver

You can come in the camper van road trip with me….. once I find a driver "

Sweet! That would be so much fun

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Unfortunately you have been unsuccessful in your application "for the experience of a lifetime". Wish you all the best in your search. "

Thanks I’m sure I’ll find a suitable one

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points

Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!

Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards

Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain!

Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that! "

Not sure my campervan has room for a hot tub

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach


"Unfortunately you have been unsuccessful in your application "for the experience of a lifetime". Wish you all the best in your search.

Thanks I’m sure I’ll find a suitable one "

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Are you looking to explore down under OP?

It’s a possibility and would definitely warm me up "

It might get too hot and sticky for me

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change

We might have a winner

Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's "

Keep talking

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can't drive

But I'll fork out for a family day saver

You can come in the camper van road trip with me….. once I find a driver

Sweet! That would be so much fun "

It would indeed

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By *evoncream2017Couple
over a year ago

exeter

Love a chauffeur hate driving

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Are you looking to explore down under OP?

It’s a possibility and would definitely warm me up

It might get too hot and sticky for me "

I’ll have to make sure to have some ice handy then to cool you down…. a little

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Love a chauffeur hate driving "

Keep an eye out you might find one you like

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change

We might have a winner

Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's

Keep talking "

Jump in I'll talk as I'm driving don't worry I'll keep my eyes pealed as I look at your breasts I mean over the hills mind it's a little stiff to get into gear you might need to give me a hand to place it in the right position

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Well I'm a bloody good driver I've got my licence from the coco pops and everything I know my way around the thigh roads by roads dam it I've had experience navigating round some pretty big bushes as well so I won't get lost navigation round yours round those I mean I've also got a lightsaber incase we get lost going through any tunnels

Sound very experienced, how do you cope with hills in wet conditions

I've got very good rigid rubber for the wet hills the grip is great and never fails to protect from weather change

We might have a winner

Did I also mention I've got a 4x4 camper that sleeps 6 and I know my way round Kenya mexico and a few other country's

Keep talking

Jump in I'll talk as I'm driving don't worry I'll keep my eyes pealed as I look at your breasts I mean over the hills mind it's a little stiff to get into gear you might need to give me a hand to place it in the right position "

Oiled and ready to shift that gear into its best position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be Scotland!? I’m an avid outdoor explorer! I’ll put a few pics on my profile (due to message restrictions) of places I’ve been! You can if you wish take a look! The scenery here is immense!

Scotland is definitely wild & rugged and plenty of beautiful stop off points

Scotland? In October? You mad?? It will be minus 8 by now !!

Nothing wrong with a bit of wind, it awakens you and easy to get warm afterwards

Haha felt like it the other day! 80 mile hr winds and a hail storm but I was 3000ft up a mountain!

Yes the hot tub and fire pit was a good way to warm the cockles after a day like that!

Not sure my campervan has room for a hot tub "

good point!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can drive !

Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment !

Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted "

Security licences packed just in case !

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I can drive !

Bit like Lewis Hamilton my driving sort of grab the safety handle ! With grim abandonment !

Pack helmet and paper bag…. noted

Security licences packed just in case ! "

What do we need security for in the rugged wilds ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No just in case get stopped by the police ! Can claim driving a client to gig ! Have done that before lol

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"No just in case get stopped by the police ! Can claim driving a client to gig ! Have done that before lol "

Don’t think they’ll be needed in the wild and rugged terrain

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on "

Of course, would I leave you behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naked security then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..

If you must "

No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on "

Cookie you can abuse my helmet I mean use if you like

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Am I still in the back strapped in with my crash helmet on

Cookie you can abuse my helmet I mean use if you like "

He’s already oiled and warmed up for you

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..

If you must

No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?"

Driver can decide the direction

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Naked security then "

Not sure we need security

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..

If you must

No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?

Driver can decide the direction "

I'll surprise you, each has it's merits..

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By *pursChick aka Shortie OP   Woman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

Take a trip around the NC500. Some of the most stunning and remote areas you can drive in the UK...

….. but I need a driver

Well I've just driven it so I know the way and the must see spots, but I'm not your type...Could force myself I suppose..

If you must

No funny business whilst we are moving though, it's terribly distracting on those narrow roads with steep drops. Would you prefer clockwise or anti-clockwise?

Driver can decide the direction

I'll surprise you, each has it's merits.. "

Surprises can be good

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I live on the edge of Dartmoor with the wild north coast in easy reach. I walk amongst the stunted oak and delight at the New Years foals playing hide and seek amongst the gorse.

I watch the hares summer run and the kingfishers turn rivers halcyon. I await the salmon with a fisherman’s eyes and I snap the pea from their pods like a child in a candy store, snaffling at the penny chews. I drink wine red as berry to the glow of snapping apple wood fires.

I feel the frost bite my heels when I barefoot trip-toe to the edge of my land and bow to the dawn. I check melancholy when the sun kisses hedgerow goodnight in the drift of summer. My skies are lit by the holes in the floor of heaven and the scent of honeysuckle and cinnamon coddle me asleep.

But it would be nice if someone had a flask of hot chocolate some times and a blanket and a look that said “look at what we have yet don’t own, aren’t we lucky”

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Don't know about getting you a chauffeur, but I'm sure that on here there are plenty who would drive you round the bend every day of the week!

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By *ove2pleaseseukMan
over a year ago

Hastings


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

"

Am I driving your car mine has not got any fuel in it

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Give me the job.

We may arrive late, but we'll have loads of laughs on the way.

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By *ruman77Man
over a year ago

London


"Although I’m an independent sod, I need a driver to take me to wild & rugged places, experience the wonder of full natural beauty and all it has to offer.

All I can promise in return is you won’t go hungry or be cold, but you may get wet…. damn British weather

So apply within and tell me why I should take you to the wild side

"

I can't tell if you're serious about needing a driver or not. But I have a car and a 20+ year clean driving licence and was a chauffer for a few years. I probably still have the hat knocking around lol.

I'm a photographer and cameraman by day, so If you ever wanted to film your adventures I sure that could be arranged, plus I could get some David Attenborough voiceover to accompany it. Imagine that haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kUX9pf_wJmg&feature=share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a guy who likes to travel into the unbeknown. Exploring the deepest and darkest terrains. Whether it's the hills with there curvaceous climbs. Slowly reaching the tip of the peak hopefully on a cold day we might cover the tip with a little ice. Then it's the decent down into the valley reaching some undergrowth where we finally meet a tight ravine. This at times can get rather wet. But as an explorer the wetter the conditions the better. Then into the cave with my wet gear on as safety is a must. This will be a spectacular ending to the journey with hopefully fireworks to finish.

Oh by the way I will also bring the wife along

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By *lex.88Man
over a year ago

Edgware

I’m a wildlife photographer so we both can enjoy the nature xx

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