FabSwingers.com forum: Has anyone had a dry October ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We are just a few hours into October, which of you losers hasn’t had sex yet this month ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

few hours and I'll be put out of my misery.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Me! Although if anyone wants to change that my phone number is 0800 Call Me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now yes, in about an hour, no

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Passed Beyond Reach

It's too early for beer so far, come beer o'clock my October dry spell will end

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"We are just a few hours into October, which of you losers hasn’t had sex yet this month ?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me.

Although it did brush against her forearm as I slid out of bed early this morning, don’t think that counts though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me! Although if anyone wants to change that my phone number is 0800 Call Me

I got put in a queue and then cut off, ffs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me.

Although it did brush against her forearm as I slid out of bed early this morning, don’t think that counts though."

I’d say you do that twice, that’s pretty much full sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?"

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

‘October already, I dunno where the time goes ?’

‘Into the past dickhead, next!’

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

It’s ridiculous all this time and not even a touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me.

Although it did brush against her forearm as I slid out of bed early this morning, don’t think that counts though."

You should have slapped her knee with it. It always works a charm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘October already, I dunno where the time goes ?’

‘Into the past dickhead, next!’"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I woke up raring to go then realised Swing is in Exeter and I’m in Preston

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"We are just a few hours into October, which of you losers hasn’t had sex yet this month ?"

We haven't had sex or alcohol.

What to do, what to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I qualify which October we are referring to?

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Us sissies have to be locked up in chastity this month. It's not called Loctober for nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck! "

My favourite move is the grab his dick, go turbo and twist it until it burns and then grab the cooling cucumber and aloe vera homemade oil with extracts of pussy juice and gently massage it deep into his bellend.

I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!

I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.

That’s some next level stuff, you’ve literally thought of everything, maybe stick your finger up his ass now and again on special occasions!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!

I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.

That's quite some aftercare.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win."

Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag

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By *edsmudgeMan
over a year ago

oxford

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win."

Show off; I can’t even get a pinch and a punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did wank off my partner this morning so it's been a little wet.

the lazy fucker, can’t he tug his own pudd ?

Why would he want to tug his own pudd (that's a new one) when I started it and I've got exquisite wanking skills!

I expect you’ve got a few flashy Manoeuvers, probably quite a bit of showboating, while he looks on in awe, not believing his luck!

I also always nuzzle my nose into the balls.

That's quite some aftercare. "

What can I say? I'm just a sweet angel with so much love to give.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.

Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag

I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win."

Get it in early so you can chill for the rest of the month, good thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My oct is dry boo hoo

help needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.

November means Nomember.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.

November means Nomember. "

The fact this hasn’t been replied and quoted yet shows how far the lounge has dumbed down, or that all the intelligent people are busy reading up on highbrow stuff or some shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me! Although if anyone wants to change that my phone number is 0800 Call Me

Cough cough ???????

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.

November means Nomember. "

October means Cocktober - get as much as you can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take a vow of celibacy during the penultimate month of the year.

November means Nomember.

October means Cocktober - get as much as you can"

One does try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have neither gotten laid nor had a glass of wine, October stinks!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Me ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.

Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag

I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together.

Jeez Meli, I nearly spilled my tea everywhere looking at your new rack photo!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is it beer o clock yet?

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

I've had a cup of coffee this morning, that's about as wet as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Bigger violin, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Bigger violin, please!

You sure? Depends on how well I play right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently in the process of wanking off to City Jeans pics, so gimme 5 Mins and it'll be a wet month!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently in the process of wanking off to City Jeans pics, so gimme 5 Mins and it'll be a wet month! "

I'll join you, its beats strumming a violin!

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Me, couldn't even be bothered to have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

Show off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Bigger violin, please!

You sure? Depends on how well I play right? "

Well, you do like a good fiddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

What gives? The pair of you are rounding on me now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

What gives? The pair of you are rounding on me now!

You wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

What gives? The pair of you are rounding on me now!

You wish! "

A guy can dream

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I had a bit of a lob on half hour ago...does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CJ, where are you? You need to wade in and exercise some stewardship of your thread before this gets out of hand!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

can’t get a ride nowhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, it's been a devastatingly dry few hours.

Not for me

What gives? The pair of you are rounding on me now!

You wish!

A guy can dream

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Me

can’t get a ride nowhere

I sense a flood of offers coming your way! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not just yet but the month is young

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.

Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag

I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together.

Jeez Meli, I nearly spilled my tea everywhere looking at your new rack photo! "

Who are you and what have you done with the maverick?

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Me

can’t get a ride nowhere

I sense a flood of offers coming your way! X"

Might see will the neighbour take me for a ride in his tractor

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Completely arid

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By *mma_31_londonWoman
over a year ago

London

so far...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Sadly, me.

I'm usually dripping in cum by midday.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Completely arid

Cobwebs too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completely arid

Loved him in The Snowman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Completely arid

Loved him in The Snowman. "

Not sure why I found that quite so funny.

But I did.

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By *acDreamyMan
over a year ago

Wirral

"Me

can’t get a ride nowhere

I sense a flood of offers coming your way! X

Might see will the neighbour take me for a ride in his tractor

Next time I am in Northern Ireland I need to find a tractor to rent!

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By *ustfortheforumsWoman
over a year ago

More like I dry year......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Unfortunately live in a bloke heavy area .there are a few ladies about..half of them only watch the BBC.. and the rest are after a very popular chap ...he's name is Gym Fitt .. and he's approximately half my age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had sex this morning, October is no longer a dry one and I don't have to do it again. Win.

Sounds like you really enjoyed that shag

I'm too cool to be excited about rubbing bits together.

I can tell you’re too cool, because you’re using the too cool for this emoji.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll mark my October card as dry now. Cant see it changing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha mine has been dry so far, though I have been at work for most of it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't and probably won't until at least the early hours of Sunday morning.

Fingers crossed

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"Completely arid

Should check your inbox more

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By *hubster2016Man
over a year ago

Which October..2020,2019,2018….??

And well not likely to either have you seen me?

As you pointed out I’m obvs a looser

Oh and Fat to boot!!

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Nope and it's not looking optimistic either

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Us due to an early alarm call, will soon remedy that though

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me"

Me Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lunch break got abit wet!

Well, from me. I was done and went back to work. He should have came faster..

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Well, not in the biblical sense...

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

No longer dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are just a few hours into October, which of you losers hasn’t had sex yet this month ?"

does sexting count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah i had sex last night

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me! Although if anyone wants to change that my phone number is 0800 Call Me

If that phone number really existed, I fear the networks would crash with the amount of calls being made to it

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Dry so far, except for a slight leak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a strong chance of precipitation

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Does with myself count ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. No one wants me

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It's pissed it down every day so far, so no, it's been bloody wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry October? Pretty sure I had a dry August and September too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I got fucking soaked this morning, not in the way I would want though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Already broke the seal.

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By *irestorm 500Couple
over a year ago

coventry

A dry 20 months for me x storm x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I got fucking soaked this morning, not in the way I would want though."

Pissed yourself? Welcome to middle age

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *mma_31_londonWoman
over a year ago

London

Hopefully will end soon

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Already broke the seal.

We got in early

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By *hil most chillMan
over a year ago

South East & Europe

My October has been dry af

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try the whole year…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are just a few hours into October, which of you losers hasn’t had sex yet this month ?

Does last night count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beer wise it hasn’t been dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was milked at 2350hrs ready for locktober so nothing for me until November

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