FabSwingers.com forum: Stuff people say that make you feel old

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Been out in fancy places today and been madame’d all day which made me left wanting to say:

Excuse you, who are you madaming? Can’t you still I am still a tight 18 yrs young lady in the making here?

Literally, Madame makes me feel ancient … we got ladies which is a bit better as makes me feel kinda rich

but why can’t you just say girls

What are terms or things that people say that make u feel old?

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Someone with a birth year that starts with a 2.

Being called lady.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You look great………for fifty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't you 102?

Did you get on well with the dinosaurs?

(My charming son

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Some of the posts on here.

‘If you’re middle aged, that means you’re halfway to being dead!’ courtesy of one of my monsters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mam, how did you carry your homework from school if you had to write on stone tablets"

. Error cheers Son

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Sugar babies being 18-25.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People calling me madam.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Tbh I only get told I'm cute so haven't grow up to be old enough to be old

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I was having a conversation in a kik group and the topic of some of the women enjoying sitting back watching well built young guys working outside in the summer, and I said, ‘having a Diet Coke break huh?’ And not one of them knew what I was talking about. I was thinking, seriously it can’t have been that long ago!! Apparently it was.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I was having a conversation in a kik group and the topic of some of the women enjoying sitting back watching well built young guys working outside in the summer, and I said, ‘having a Diet Coke break huh?’ And not one of them knew what I was talking about. I was thinking, seriously it can’t have been that long ago!! Apparently it was. "

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When my friends start going on cruises or even worse coach holidays. Noooooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wow you have to scroll for ages for year"

Said by a small person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone saying can you get some opal fruits from the shop and you know they mean starburst

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Someone with a birth year that starts with a 2.

Being called lady."

Deffo birth year starting with a 2!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Lots of conversation lately about 9/11: where people were, how they remembered it.

One of our juniors piped up that she wasn't born when it happened. I felt about 150 years old.

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Supervising the kids school running club and being called Mr (insert my surname here).

Makes me feel old......

I think in my head I'm still 21...

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

"When my friends start going on cruises or even worse coach holidays. Noooooooooo

Haha, you need to drop those people from your life, you don’t need that kind of negativity!

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"Supervising the kids school running club and being called Mr (insert my surname here).

Makes me feel old......

I think in my head I'm still 21..."

Worse when you used to work in a local school and you get big strapping 30 year olds calling you Miss in the supermarket or pub!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my friends start going on cruises or even worse coach holidays. Noooooooooo

Ive been tempted to look at coach holidays

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

My grandson (6) is fascinated with dinosaurs and asked me what they were like in real life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been out in fancy places today and been madame’d all day which made me left wanting to say:

Excuse you, who are you madaming? Can’t you still I am still a tight 18 yrs young lady in the making here?

Literally, Madame makes me feel ancient … we got ladies which is a bit better as makes me feel kinda rich

but why can’t you just say girls

What are terms or things that people say that make u feel old?

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I feel old when a 32yo says they feel old!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Find your year, you spin that wheel with a flick of your thumb as hard as you can, but end up having to do it 2/3 times as it is way down the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is top of the pops

vhs/beta max what Rolf

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Supervising the kids school running club and being called Mr (insert my surname here).

Makes me feel old......

I think in my head I'm still 21...

Worse when you used to work in a local school and you get big strapping 30 year olds calling you Miss in the supermarket or pub!!"

AHH now I met maths teacher 5 years after I left school in a night club... If only I had had the confidence I have now back then. Sigh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my friends start going on cruises or even worse coach holidays. Noooooooooo

Ive been tempted to look at coach holidays

Not with those legs, you won't get behind a seat..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait to you start being called dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When my friends start going on cruises or even worse coach holidays. Noooooooooo

Ive been tempted to look at coach holidays

Not with those legs, you won't get behind a seat.."

I'll have the one on the very back row that faces down the aisle. Just dont brake sharply or I'll be in the cockpit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gran!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Would you like my seat.

(of course, but it still makes me feel old)

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wait to you start being called dear

A young friend of my used to call me dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait to you start being called dear

Shush now young man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gran!!!

I have a month of parenthood left before I step up to grandparenthood... that'll be an awakener I'm sure!

'Gramps'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wait to you start being called dear

I get called dear by old ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gran!!!

I have a month of parenthood left before I step up to grandparenthood... that'll be an awakener I'm sure!

'Gramps'"

You'll love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Been out in fancy places today and been madame’d all day which made me left wanting to say:

Excuse you, who are you madaming? Can’t you still I am still a tight 18 yrs young lady in the making here?

Literally, Madame makes me feel ancient … we got ladies which is a bit better as makes me feel kinda rich

but why can’t you just say girls

What are terms or things that people say that make u feel old?

I feel old when a 32yo says they feel old! "

I feel young!! I still feel 18

now more than ever!

Just when they say Madame. It makes me feel… ancient

But then again it’s posh places where women are madame’d and guys are sir’d

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sugar babies being 18-25.

Killer :’(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was Shakespeare alive when you were young?

Did you write on slate with chalk when you were at school?

Courtesy of my eldest

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

When my grandson asks me what I did during ww2.

When I replied that I hid under the kitchen table with my mother when the German bombers flew over he was quite disappointed, after all I was only 1 year old at the time.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

My 15 year old son yesterday said 'Was that even invented then?' when I was describing the cars in my Scalextric set.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would prefer a walking holiday over a trip to ibiza

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a thing said but all police look very young

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait to you start being called dear

Shush now young man!

Haha yeah

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By *outhlondondudeMan
over a year ago

london

I feel old when i meet anyone who was born in the 80s (so middle aged now) and I can remember what was happening when they were just born

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

I get called Dad in work by a guy I trained, one day instead of calling my name he shouted Dad and it has stuck ever since.

It doesn't help his own Dad is younger than me and I'm one of the oldest people in the department I work in, when I started there 6 years ago I was one of the youngest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You like 80's music....jeez, how old are you exactly

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Pint of Carling please" .... from the mouth of someone I taught in primary school

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

Well that's what happens when you enter your 30s kylie

Sir I get at work so that just feels like work. But still find it jarring when people call me a 'man', like, this man (me) was first. I'm like which man, oh me, I still feel like a young whipper snapper.

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Everything now is apparently ‘chill!’ , which I’m assuming is the new ‘cool!’, which I think replaced ‘far out!’?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well that's what happens when you enter your 30s kylie

EXCUSE YOUUUUU SIRRRR!!!!!

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

Not something that said but, anyone using Snapchat

Where’s your message gone? It keeps disappearing? What did you say? How do I respond? What’s happening

I feel like my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I was born in 1999”

Usually works on my coworkers and acquaintances. Good news is some people like us younger guys.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“I was born in 1999”

Usually works on my coworkers and acquaintances. Good news is some people like us younger guys. "

I just wanna go back, back to 1999

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"“I was born in 1999”

Usually works on my coworkers and acquaintances. Good news is some people like us younger guys.

I just wanna go back, back to 1999

Calm Down Prince, its too late to party now

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

When our teenage son tells me that I'm not old......I'm prehistoric.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Someone talking about “back in the day”

They meant 2010

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“I was born in 1999”

Usually works on my coworkers and acquaintances. Good news is some people like us younger guys.

I just wanna go back, back to 1999

Growing up, we got told about how wild the 90s were. Y’all weren’t ready for the 2020s. My siblings and kids depending when I have them will have wild stories to tell.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Someone who is one year younger than me asking do I like younger cock

Ohhh and being called a lady

do I look like a lady

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Once At the beach and hadnt kept up grooming for a bit and my mates young daughter pointed at a patch of grey chest hair and laughed and said your old haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone who is one year younger than me asking do I like younger cock

Ohhh and being called a lady

do I look like a lady

People with some backgrounds just do that naturally, I’d beg ya don’t take too much offense to it. It’s just programming to be polite, usually with negative reinforcement in the memory.

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By *ubal1Man
over a year ago

Newry Down

I was speaking, late this afternoon, to a young woman of 18 who had absolutely no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned some of the more important events in Ireland over the last 25 years.

Boy, did I feel old!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone who is one year younger than me asking do I like younger cock

Ohhh and being called a lady

do I look like a lady

What about the crazies saying … can I call u mummy?

What?????

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

The playstation 2 came out 21 years ago. That does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was speaking, late this afternoon, to a young woman of 18 who had absolutely no idea what I was talking about when I mentioned some of the more important events in Ireland over the last 25 years.

Boy, did I feel old!

Was she from this country? In the international community, we learn a surprisingly small amount about Ireland and their conflicts with England.

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

"The playstation 2 came out 21 years ago. That does it for me."

Fucks sake that just done it for me too haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone saying can you get some opal fruits from the shop and you know they mean starburst "

And still calling a Snickers bar a Marathon!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Someone who is one year younger than me asking do I like younger cock

Ohhh and being called a lady

do I look like a lady

What about the crazies saying … can I call u mummy?

What?????

Ohh gawd I forgot about them

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm at uni and many of the students who don't know me are incredibly polite and helpful, assuming that I'm a senior member of staff. A friend there used the M word to describe me - mature - though I've not always behaved that way in class. The M word meant pensioner that day, to me.

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By *ylonlover87Man
over a year ago

Kent

"Been out in fancy places today and been madame’d all day which made me left wanting to say:

Excuse you, who are you madaming? Can’t you still I am still a tight 18 yrs young lady in the making here?

Literally, Madame makes me feel ancient … we got ladies which is a bit better as makes me feel kinda rich

but why can’t you just say girls

What are terms or things that people say that make u feel old?

I keep up with the times lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone saying can you get some opal fruits from the shop and you know they mean starburst

And still calling a Snickers bar a Marathon! "

What??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How old?

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By *ogerroger69Man
over a year ago

West Yorks

Getting called Uncle by the Asda delivery guy!

Nooooooo!

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"The playstation 2 came out 21 years ago. That does it for me.

Fucks sake that just done it for me too haha "

Sorry!!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

We were at an 18th birthday party at the weekend. 1st time I ever felt properly “older”

J x

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