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I dont bloody believe it !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got this creme to smooth me chest area and make it look utterly inviting to the opposite sex and guess fooking wot !!!!

Yup.....bought me out in an unsightly rash.

Well thats worked fooking wonders aint it.

NOT ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See, no one wants me a spotty chest now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aw me poor mate xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I read "cream on ur chest" and was googling routes to Tamworth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Twas a statement not an instruction.

Like a fella at work, the sign said "wet paint" so he threw his blinking tea all over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can beleive that aswell hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got this creme to smooth me chest area and make it look utterly inviting to the opposite sex and guess fooking wot !!!!

Yup.....bought me out in an unsightly rash.

Well thats worked fooking wonders aint it.

NOT .... "

Well ya want to try shaving it first..Duh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yerrr think his name was snoggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there would still b a que for ya rashy or not lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got this creme to smooth me chest area and make it look utterly inviting to the opposite sex and guess fooking wot !!!!

Yup.....bought me out in an unsightly rash.

Well thats worked fooking wonders aint it.

NOT ....

Well ya want to try shaving it first..Duh! "

kin cheek, anyways, i had so ner ner

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"there would still b a que for ya rashy or not lol xx"

aww thanks hun but im hiding now ya know.

so no queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got this creme to smooth me chest area and make it look utterly inviting to the opposite sex and guess fooking wot !!!!

Yup.....bought me out in an unsightly rash.

Well thats worked fooking wonders aint it.

NOT ....

Well ya want to try shaving it first..Duh!

kin cheek, anyways, i had so ner ner "

But your chest looks inviting enough already.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh it is.....it is

i just wanted to enhance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh it is.....it is

i just wanted to enhance "

Do they enhance the Mona Lisa??,

Do they enhance the Koh-i-noor??,

Do they enhance the bust of Nefertitti??

Not needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh why thank you kind sir .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh why thank you kind sir . "

Oh dont encourage her that avatar pik is a close up of a builders bum..so Ner!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he ought to be worried then,...

wearing red knickers like that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh why thank you kind sir .

Oh dont encourage her that avatar pik is a close up of a builders bum..so Ner! "

Huh.ya boo sucks badly

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

he ought to be worried then,...

wearing red knickers like that "
try hard candy pina colada lickable glittery stuff next time its fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

he ought to be worried then,...

wearing red knickers like that try hard candy pina colada lickable glittery stuff next time its fab "

Lucky I have a sweet tooth, that stuff sounds great. Not sure I need much encouragement though, you'd be better off investing in a big stick to keep men away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I got a big stick but i use it willy nilly.

Just beat the buggers up anyways.

specially them with manflu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

he ought to be worried then,...

wearing red knickers like that try hard candy pina colada lickable glittery stuff next time its fab

Lucky I have a sweet tooth, that stuff sounds great. Not sure I need much encouragement though, you'd be better off investing in a big stick to keep men away lol"

Shes already seen to getting a big something to keep the boys and men away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I count as a man these days lol I won't make the mistake of saying girls again, its all women in here. As long as you stick to hitting me with it and don't try inserting it then I'm sure we'll all get on great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing wrong with insertion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Butt plugs spring to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing wrong with insertion "

I'm yet to find a woman I trust enough to do that, plus I always cum just fine without it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Butt plugs spring to mind "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nothing wrong with insertion

I'm yet to find a woman I trust enough to do that, plus I always cum just fine without it "

Why wot u think the wrong womans gonna do lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If she carrying a lump hammer, steer clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol pneumatic drill hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she carrying a lump hammer, steer clear "

Maybe shes just carrying it in case she meets a vampire, can you stake one with a butt plug?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The jelly ones are nice, a quick lick and whoosh in it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The jelly ones are nice, a quick lick and whoosh in it goes. "

Really lol Maybe you could distract me with your lovely chest and sneak it in lol Do you let the guy return the favour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The jelly ones are nice, a quick lick and whoosh in it goes.

Really lol Maybe you could distract me with your lovely chest and sneak it in lol Do you let the guy return the favour?"

Bloody hell u was easily persuaded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The jelly ones are nice, a quick lick and whoosh in it goes.

Really lol Maybe you could distract me with your lovely chest and sneak it in lol Do you let the guy return the favour?

Bloody hell u was easily persuaded "

Don't think I'd have the bottle to go through with it though. I like my nice tight ass lol

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