FabSwingers.com forum: Have you ever messaged yourself?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here. Or elsewhere.

How odd.

Don't do it. It kept flashing yellow at me driving me mad and couldn't get rid of it for ages.

#facepalm #curiositykilledthecat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here. Or elsewhere.

How odd.

Don't do it. It kept flashing yellow at me driving me mad and couldn't get rid of it for ages.

#facepalm #curiositykilledthecat "

Didn’t even know this was possible

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

"Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

It's good to love yourself

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I also used to occasionally get really annoyed that people weren't responding to my mails at work. Only to discover that I'd clicked on reply on my email to them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've seen a birthday card today saying something along the lines of: your dick is usually 3 x size of your thumb among other curious facts.. once you opened the card the last listed fact would be: women have finished reading this card long time ago whilst you are still playing with your thumb don't you.. haha!

This thread is a trick. Don't fall for it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

It's good to love yourself"

Well someone has to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

It's good to love yourself

Well someone has to

Isn't it in mods role description to love us all unconditionally

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

I'm on my hotizt and friends list. I'm not sure when or how. But I'd feel rude taking myself off now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm on my hotizt and friends list. I'm not sure when or how. But I'd feel rude taking myself off now. "

You can befriend yourself ?! Thats new to me

thanks !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I also used to occasionally get really annoyed that people weren't responding to my mails at work. Only to discover that I'd clicked on reply on my email to them

Hahaha how annoyed you were with yourself upon this discovery?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

It's good to love yourself

Well someone has to

Isn't it in mods role description to love us all unconditionally

We're mods not Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep ill send a text message of a number plate if i think the car is being suspicious around my area

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

You need to delete it from your sent box as well as your inbox

I did this too and spent ages trying to get rid of it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I also used to occasionally get really annoyed that people weren't responding to my mails at work. Only to discover that I'd clicked on reply on my email to them

Hahaha how annoyed you were with yourself upon this discovery?"

Very

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yep! We also seem to have hotlisted ourselves

It's good to love yourself

Well someone has to

Isn't it in mods role description to love us all unconditionally

We're mods not Jesus

I'll modify my expectations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, i send myself reminders sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, i send myself reminders sometimes

Going to try this.

I should compose a set of quick replies to myself to press and send.

1. Get your shit together.

2. Move your arse.

3. There is plenty of toilet paper in the world. Don't be an arsehole panic buyer.

4. Stop obsessing about arseholes.

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

At first I thought this thread was "have you ever messed yourself"

I'm glad I realised before posting my original message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, i send myself reminders sometimes

Going to try this.

I should compose a set of quick replies to myself to press and send.

1. Get your shit together.

2. Move your arse.

3. There is plenty of toilet paper in the world. Don't be an arsehole panic buyer.

4. Stop obsessing about arseholes.

Yeah i once sent myself some motivational quotes... 'i am enough' etc

It was quite heartening

I don't want anyone to think I'm weird though, so don't tell anyone.. Our secret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At first I thought this thread was "have you ever messed yourself"

I'm glad I realised before posting my original message

Hahahahahhahaha

That's the funniest thing I read here today. And I looked hard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, i send myself reminders sometimes

Going to try this.

I should compose a set of quick replies to myself to press and send.

1. Get your shit together.

2. Move your arse.

3. There is plenty of toilet paper in the world. Don't be an arsehole panic buyer.

4. Stop obsessing about arseholes.

Yeah i once sent myself some motivational quotes... 'i am enough' etc

It was quite heartening

I don't want anyone to think I'm weird though, so don't tell anyone.. Our secret

Oh gosh . You need my kik or telegram. I have plenty of that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to delete it from your sent box as well as your inbox

I did this too and spent ages trying to get rid of it. "

Much water have passed in the rivers and many stones have been turned changing the inbox landscape but I have got there. Eventually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes."

I've messaged myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes.

I've messaged myself."

He does this all the time ^

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Still looking at my thumb.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still looking at my thumb......."

I'll give you my thumb for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep use to do this on a cpls profile - just to wind the partner up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At first I thought this thread was "have you ever messed yourself"

I'm glad I realised before posting my original message

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"At first I thought this thread was "have you ever messed yourself"

I'm glad I realised before posting my original message

But don't you just wanna know what he wanted to post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did once just to see how difficult it was to send a decent, non cringy message. Turns out it is totally possible and relatively simple.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I did once just to see how difficult it was to send a decent, non cringy message. Turns out it is totally possible and relatively simple."

Wish you could pin it like a sticky note on your profile. Wait.. they probably wouldn't read that too!

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Apparently we have but I have no recollection of it. When we look at our profile it says they messaged you two years ago. It baffles me.

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I've tried massaging myself but there are some parts I can't reach.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently we have but I have no recollection of it. When we look at our profile it says they messaged you two years ago. It baffles me. "

Sleep texting perhaps;)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've tried massaging myself but there are some parts I can't reach.

You know what... I'll have to test that. Don't try to lick your elbow in a meantime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah lol it says 3 years ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yup ... didn't get an answer ...bastard!!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Yep and like all the others sent to people on here I got no response.

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

On my couple profile, my other half managed to message us!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I read message as massage!

I've just thrown out my left hip trying to massage my back so I could come back and tell you all that yes I have massaged myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have "accidentally" winked myself.. yes you heard right, that was "wink" and not "wank"

Nothing quite like a bit of self love though, eh

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

I’ve not messaged myself (yet) but it does make me laugh when my profile comes up in my search for women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I read message as massage!

I've just thrown out my left hip trying to massage my back so I could come back and tell you all that yes I have massaged myself!

I love your dedication

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have "accidentally" winked myself.. yes you heard right, that was "wink" and not "wank"

Nothing quite like a bit of self love though, eh

You could do both. Just saying

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