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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Saw two big fat fuckers today. Run!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I love spiders - remember folks, they’re more scared of us than we are of them……unless of course it’s a Sydney Funnelweb which has been known on occasion, to actively chase humans….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me spiders over cockroaches any day.....

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

They were in my brazier. Hairy buggers. I didn’t cremate them. But fuck, in your bedroom it would have been nasty.

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By *hunderace...Man
over a year ago

Dudley

I used to live in Australia, you gotta love 'em

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

It's the season when it's warm inside and cold outside and leaving windows open let one out last night this was huge spider not fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s Autumn now, they are making their way into our homes for the winter. I don’t like house spiders however I would never hurt one.

Get yourself a man who likes spiders to get them out for you! Haha!

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

Outside : their turf

Inside : my turf

Evictions occur on a fairly regular basis.

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UtL8T5M8E4M

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma last Border Collie was called Spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a little known fact that Sept/Oct is spider mating season. Male spiders often mistake eyelashes for female spiders,and that's how some mornings you may awake with your eyes stuck together or gunk in the corner of your eyes. This is in fact spider cum. Sweet dreams Cup Cakes

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss


"It's a little known fact that Sept/Oct is spider mating season. Male spiders often mistake eyelashes for female spiders,and that's how some mornings you may awake with your eyes stuck together or gunk in the corner of your eyes. This is in fact spider cum. Sweet dreams Cup Cakes

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Spiders are just fine...

But the fuckers that look like they need a shave can jog on!!!!!

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

I genuinely love spiders. Beautiful, fascinating creatures. I'm always excited when I find one.

I genuinely don't get the level of hysteria about them. Sure, I understand that phobias aren't rational, but the way that "Look at me, I murder defenceless spiders" gets escalated into a "quirky and amusing" character trait baffles me.

I was interested to discover that it's yet another thing that makes the British a laughing stock abroad. In countries where they actually *do* have potentially dangerous spiders, they think we're comically pathetic about our harmless ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a little known fact that Sept/Oct is spider mating season. Male spiders often mistake eyelashes for female spiders,and that's how some mornings you may awake with your eyes stuck together or gunk in the corner of your eyes. This is in fact spider cum. Sweet dreams Cup Cakes "

Spiders rub their willies on your face when you’re sleeping

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By *inkyRebelMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world! "

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also, keep a couple of spindly leg spiders, they eat the big hairy ones.

I’ve got a couple that keep watch over my bedroom for me.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"It's a little known fact that Sept/Oct is spider mating season. Male spiders often mistake eyelashes for female spiders,and that's how some mornings you may awake with your eyes stuck together or gunk in the corner of your eyes. This is in fact spider cum. Sweet dreams Cup Cakes "

Oh I'm sending this to my sister tonight. She's going to hate me

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

[Removed by poster at 30/09/21 07:48:30]

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's a little known fact that Sept/Oct is spider mating season. Male spiders often mistake eyelashes for female spiders,and that's how some mornings you may awake with your eyes stuck together or gunk in the corner of your eyes. This is in fact spider cum. Sweet dreams Cup Cakes

Spiders rub their willies on your face when you’re sleeping "

Spiders don't have penises. To put it bluntly, they reproduce by fisting.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate"

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love spiders - remember folks, they’re more scared of us than we are of them……unless of course it’s a Sydney Funnelweb which has been known on occasion, to actively chase humans…. "

You should offer a spider eviction service. You would be popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it. "

Can spiders fall? I thought they dangled everywhere on a silken thread

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I love spiders - remember folks, they’re more scared of us than we are of them……unless of course it’s a Sydney Funnelweb which has been known on occasion, to actively chase humans….

You should offer a spider eviction service. You would be popular "

This has been my job in every workplace where word has got out about me and spiders. I used to keep a glass and a card on my desk just for catching them and relocating them away from humans that might harm them.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it.

Can spiders fall? I thought they dangled everywhere on a silken thread "

Yes, spiders can fall. And some are far too heavy to "dangle everywhere on a silken thread".

Some, on the other hand, are light enough that they can cast a web into the air, and be carried away by the wind. It's called "ballooning". Yes: Some spiders can effectively fly. Hah.

Spiders really are amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it. "

I put loo roll from the window down into the bath if a spiders in it in the hope it climbs up and politely leaves. I'd not kill it but I'd not touch it either. All those legs give me the heebie jeebies...

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

Spiders are amazing creatures with the variety of species and different ways they have of moving, hunting and living.

I am also terrified of them. Arachnophobia really isn’t fun. Harvester spiders I can usually deal with, but big house spiders are a different story. It’s hard to describe just how terrified I am of them, but seeing one can result in a borderline panic attack, particularly if it is between me and an escape route. I can’t be in the same room as them and my gf has to get rid of them. Most of the time we take them outside, but very occasionally (usually if I am on my own) they get hoovered up.

A lot of people will criticise me, say “can you not just drop a cup over them?” or remind me that they are more afraid of me than I am of them, but it’s not that simple. I really wish I could just scoop them up in a glass or a spider catcher myself and take them outside but I literally can’t. It’s not just fear, it is full on, adrenaline pumping, fight or flight terror.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it. "

Or leave a loo paper ladder for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catch and release !

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Spiders are amazing creatures with the variety of species and different ways they have of moving, hunting and living.

I am also terrified of them. Arachnophobia really isn’t fun. Harvester spiders I can usually deal with, but big house spiders are a different story. It’s hard to describe just how terrified I am of them, but seeing one can result in a borderline panic attack, particularly if it is between me and an escape route. I can’t be in the same room as them and my gf has to get rid of them. Most of the time we take them outside, but very occasionally (usually if I am on my own) they get hoovered up.

A lot of people will criticise me, say “can you not just drop a cup over them?” or remind me that they are more afraid of me than I am of them, but it’s not that simple. I really wish I could just scoop them up in a glass or a spider catcher myself and take them outside but I literally can’t. It’s not just fear, it is full on, adrenaline pumping, fight or flight terror. "

This is me too. It’s hard to explain

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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Tbh honest I’m not that scared of spiders but those hairy house spiders I keep a respectful distance. I’d hate one crawling on me.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I popped down for a drink in the night and there was basically an 8legged mouse sat in the middle of the kitchen flipping me off.

I stepped around it and left it to terrorise the dogs.

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Spiders are amazing creatures with the variety of species and different ways they have of moving, hunting and living.

I am also terrified of them. Arachnophobia really isn’t fun. Harvester spiders I can usually deal with, but big house spiders are a different story. It’s hard to describe just how terrified I am of them, but seeing one can result in a borderline panic attack, particularly if it is between me and an escape route. I can’t be in the same room as them and my gf has to get rid of them. Most of the time we take them outside, but very occasionally (usually if I am on my own) they get hoovered up.

A lot of people will criticise me, say “can you not just drop a cup over them?” or remind me that they are more afraid of me than I am of them, but it’s not that simple. I really wish I could just scoop them up in a glass or a spider catcher myself and take them outside but I literally can’t. It’s not just fear, it is full on, adrenaline pumping, fight or flight terror. "

Exactly this!!!! The fear is real, eeew I’ve got the heebie jeebies just thinking of it!

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"Spiders are amazing creatures with the variety of species and different ways they have of moving, hunting and living.

I am also terrified of them. Arachnophobia really isn’t fun. Harvester spiders I can usually deal with, but big house spiders are a different story. It’s hard to describe just how terrified I am of them, but seeing one can result in a borderline panic attack, particularly if it is between me and an escape route. I can’t be in the same room as them and my gf has to get rid of them. Most of the time we take them outside, but very occasionally (usually if I am on my own) they get hoovered up.

A lot of people will criticise me, say “can you not just drop a cup over them?” or remind me that they are more afraid of me than I am of them, but it’s not that simple. I really wish I could just scoop them up in a glass or a spider catcher myself and take them outside but I literally can’t. It’s not just fear, it is full on, adrenaline pumping, fight or flight terror.

Exactly this!!!! The fear is real, eeew I’ve got the heebie jeebies just thinking of it! "

Same. Just picturing one in my head can get the panic started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adore spiders, and feed my garden gang crane flys

And the reason behind this love is because I detest flys

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs


"Spiders are amazing creatures with the variety of species and different ways they have of moving, hunting and living.

I am also terrified of them. Arachnophobia really isn’t fun. Harvester spiders I can usually deal with, but big house spiders are a different story. It’s hard to describe just how terrified I am of them, but seeing one can result in a borderline panic attack, particularly if it is between me and an escape route. I can’t be in the same room as them and my gf has to get rid of them. Most of the time we take them outside, but very occasionally (usually if I am on my own) they get hoovered up.

A lot of people will criticise me, say “can you not just drop a cup over them?” or remind me that they are more afraid of me than I am of them, but it’s not that simple. I really wish I could just scoop them up in a glass or a spider catcher myself and take them outside but I literally can’t. It’s not just fear, it is full on, adrenaline pumping, fight or flight terror.

This is me too. It’s hard to explain "

Glad I’m not the only one! I find it really hard to explain it to people who aren’t as arachnophobic, but they usually understand very quickly if they see my reaction to one, haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently they're around all the time, when you see them walking around your living room, it's because they're randy and have come out of hiding to find a mate.

So your living room is basically the fab swingers of the spider world!

This is also why they stand in your bath. So they are easier to be seen by a mate

Not true. They fall into baths and can't climb out again.

The thing about them "climbing out of the plug hole" is a lie people tell to justify murdering them by washing them away. Yes, spiders can drown.

If you don't want spiders in your bathtub, leave something draped over the side so they can climb out again. A towel should do it. "

Your house, to a spider, is warm but dry environment. Spiders go into sinks/ bathtubs in search of water but then can't get back out. As mentioned above, leave a flannel or towel draped over edge so they can get out. Unless you want to catch them - btw, big ones taste of pepper!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Known fact if you have a spider in your bedroom some time through the night it'll be coming down to get a drink this will be from your mouth and if it finds something to eat it's going to throw a party

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