FabSwingers.com forum: Half-arsed compliments

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hit me

What's the lousiest one you received/gave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a great left buttock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got a great left buttock.

Oh poor rightie.

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

"You're a lot smarter than you look"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got a great left buttock.

You bloody well know I didn't ask you to come out with wordplay here

Nice though.

Nice is a half arsed compliment.. no ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""You're a lot smarter than you look" "

Well damn me..

That's some negging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look so much better in the dark

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look so much better in the dark

Was it when you posted pics with that black backdrop?

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

" You'll do "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"" You'll do " "

Do what I'm tempted to ask..

Quickly followed by I do what I want.

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By *ark eyesMan
over a year ago

city center

"" You'll do " "

Ouch!

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You're quite pretty for a big girl

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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago

the Goldilocks Zone

You sounded smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're quite pretty for a big girl

You're kind of semi articulate for a twat

(keep it for next time)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You sounded smaller

Hahaha

I don't know what to think of this particular one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!"

Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!"

I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time

What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?"

Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)

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By *ubbyHedgehogCouple
over a year ago

colchester

“Wow you’re actually intelligent”

It’s the ‘actually’ for me…

I wasn’t sure if he was surprised because of his assumptions of me, or his assumptions on the whole female species!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)

What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho.

(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime)

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time

What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ?

About 25 I think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)

Thanks for bursting my bubble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Wow you’re actually intelligent”

It’s the ‘actually’ for me…

I wasn’t sure if he was surprised because of his assumptions of me, or his assumptions on the whole female species!? "

He was a very slow observer it seems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time

What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ?

About 25 I think "

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)

What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho.

(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime) "

‘Ooo ahhh me petal; I’ll be right wit thee after I’s finished feeding me pigs. Where be me pitchfork?’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)

What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho.

(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime)

‘Ooo ahhh me petal; I’ll be right wit thee after I’s finished feeding me pigs. Where be me pitchfork?’

Swoon…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?

Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!"

Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..

Wonder what will be the reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread

But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for

Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"" You'll do "

Do what I'm tempted to ask..

Quickly followed by I do what I want.

Haha love it

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!"
or " you don't look like your that old" when you tell them your age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread

But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for

Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body

Well..

this is the exact opposite of half arsed one word compliment. Preach!

Thanks beautiful

I am always granted with so much of your kindness x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread

But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for

Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body

Well..

this is the exact opposite of half arsed one word compliment. Preach!

Thanks beautiful

I am always granted with so much of your kindness x "

Your welcome anytime x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!! or " you don't look like your that old" when you tell them your age"

Tell them: good surgeon. But they wouldn't be able to help you. Too late. Sorry not sorry

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?

Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!

Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..

Wonder what will be the reply. "

I'm going to steal this one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!

Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?

Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!

Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..

Wonder what will be the reply.

I'm going to steal this one

I take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got a new one today.

"Unreal"

Bloody pinch me. My screaming will bring you back to reality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lovely big arse for a white girl

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

This one...

"I bet you was well fit before you had kids!"

I was actually, super fit, as in healthier and stronger.

Jo.Xx

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

You could knock someone out with those things

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By *hyguy187Man
over a year ago

Maybe near to you!

I had "you're alright for a brown guy" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awwww you're cute.

I don't want to be cute, I want to be sexy dammit!

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

You don't look like you should be able to do that (after I beat someone in a race).

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

U look ok for yr age!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Awwww you're cute.

I don't want to be cute, I want to be sexy dammit!

I get that lots too

cute can be sexy too

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I'm not just in love with you because you're loaded.....bollocks

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

"Hit me

What's the lousiest one you received/gave.

I could, but then again meh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not that ugly for a ginger.

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

“You aren’t as big a wanker as I thought”….

Off my mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. "

It’s so a thing

and you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. "
you've had this too?

And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so.

It’s so a thing

and you do

Ha. Thank you for this one again. I know walk round with my forearms turned round, just in case!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not just in love with you because you're loaded.....bollocks "

just an observation, no malice intended, but you do like to mention your material assets on everything you comment on....is it any wonder you get comments like that??

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. you've had this too?

And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!)"

Maybe we are all a bit vampy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. you've had this too?

And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!)"

Yes, I’ve had it in a professional sense when giving blood or having a blood test, but have had it several times while flirting either pre or post coital.

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so.

It’s so a thing

and you do

Ha. Thank you for this one again. I know walk round with my forearms turned round, just in case!"

Ya welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Awwww you're cute.

I don't want to be cute, I want to be sexy dammit!

I get that lots too

cute can be sexy too

Well maybe there's hope yet! Cute and sexy definitely suits you

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

You've got a healthy appetite aincha?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"Hit me

What's the lousiest one you received/gave.

I bet you looked good when you were young.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times

“Haven’t you got great veins”

Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. "

I've had this one too, a few times.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Maybe fuckable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice carpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

You're not my type but you do have a lovely penis.!

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

Haha jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look good for your age

You look nice

If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

Yesterday a Lady in her sixties

Who had ne in her age range said I looked to young for her.

Bloody hell can't win I am too old for most as some have a cut off age of 50 and I can't date. Y age group cos I look too young

A lifetime of celibacy awaits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't say it was a compliment as such and at the time I was left speechless with how to respond but this has been the most amusing so far.. "i'd love to fist punch your fart box"

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Wouldn't say it was a compliment as such and at the time I was left speechless with how to respond but this has been the most amusing so far.. "i'd love to fist punch your fart box"

Charm school must have been closed on the day he went.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

Ffs..

New level of tactless!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't look like you should be able to do that (after I beat someone in a race)."

Haha. Yeah well. Let people underestimate you. One good thing or two I learnt from my father.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“You aren’t as big a wanker as I thought”….

Off my mother

Adorable

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This one...

"I bet you was well fit before you had kids!"

I was actually, super fit, as in healthier and stronger.

Jo.Xx

I'd have to punch them and see if having a fit if they said it in front of me

I don't know a stronger person here than you. Sorry friends and relations.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

I remember that

Hang on that makes it sound like I gave it

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face "

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

I remember that

Hang on that makes it sound like I gave it

It does. Brutal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

Not if you are desperate. Then you would.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

I usually manage our mailbox and C gets ‘your boobs/body are incredible for your age’

Defo a half arsed compliment…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

They missed a trick there... I'd have had to follow up to your 'no' with, "would you like one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like one half of your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're quite pretty for a big girl

Yep this is the one I would've said

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

Nice tits

Haven't heard that one before

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Years ago, while dancing in a club: "you don't sweat much for a fat girl".

I'm assuming it was meant to be a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I was expecting to have sex with a freak but you're actually just quite natural and friendly, this doesn't feel weird at all'

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By *riving_Home_For_MimiWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"You look good for your age!!

Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!"

This one, every time!

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive

Clearly cock womble material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit me

What's the lousiest one you received/gave.

Love your skirting boards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a compliment??????

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Lousiest one ever received was in my first ever Facepic Friday here in the lounge when a couple told me I'd be hotter if i wasn't Irish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Incoming ….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"This one...

"I bet you was well fit before you had kids!"

I was actually, super fit, as in healthier and stronger.

Jo.Xx

I'd have to punch them and see if having a fit if they said it in front of me

I don't know a stronger person here than you. Sorry friends and relations. "

It was a cheeky compliment for sure!

And thank you.

Although I don't feel strong. I appreciate you saying so.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great body for your age

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I can't be ar

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Quite flexible really ain't you"

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

"you are pretty attractive for a fat girl"

"life has been kind for you despite your years"

"you still stir my pecker"

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

I reckon you’ve about 4 good years left in you so you’re good for me till then!

Cheers x

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By *isspurplechesterWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Sport related, I get all the time “you’re pretty good” followed by a two second pause, then “for a woman”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!"

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

Yup.

I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…

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over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

Yup.

I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…"

Oh #disappointed

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over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

Yup.

I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…

Oh #disappointed"

Too late, it’s in.

#moreslowcookerstew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

Yup.

I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…

Oh #disappointed

Too late, it’s in.

#moreslowcookerstew

Ooh, I bought beef shin, tell me what to do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face

Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to

I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me

Yeah, thought so.

I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.

It’s fucking magnificent!

Hooray, a carrot will shag me

. Wait, have you washed it

Yup.

I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…

Oh #disappointed

Too late, it’s in.

#moreslowcookerstew

Ooh, I bought beef shin, tell me what to do with it

If you’re that desperate I’d probably recommend putting a rubber on it and using plenty of water based lube!

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Years ago, while dancing in a club: "you don't sweat much for a fat girl".

I'm assuming it was meant to be a compliment

Hahhahaha

That's one of top contenders to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I reckon you’ve about 4 good years left in you so you’re good for me till then!

Cheers x"

Maybe was hoping to be included in your last will..

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over a year ago

"Lousiest one ever received was in my first ever Facepic Friday here in the lounge when a couple told me I'd be hotter if i wasn't Irish. "

Maybe they were Cromwell descendants..

;-)

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

"Wouldn't say it was a compliment as such and at the time I was left speechless with how to respond but this has been the most amusing so far.. "i'd love to fist punch your fart box"

Well, I am never usually short of answers, please or offend, but even I can't think of an off the cuff answer right now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you look ok.."

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I give shit complements Rose… hopefully none memorable…

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

"you're not half as bad as people say"

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Just had...Do you eat Spunk... nothing else, just that, never spoke before!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I give shit complements Rose… hopefully none memorable…

Rubbish, you said "you’re alright I spose" to me once! I nearly fell off my chair with pride!

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"I give shit complements Rose… hopefully none memorable…

Rubbish, you said "you’re alright I spose" to me once! I nearly fell off my chair with pride!

Nope. Never been that charming.

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

You'd be really pretty if you lost some weight.

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"You'd be really pretty if you lost some weight."

Jesus Christ....

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