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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The Forums have there own TV Channel, who's doing what?

We need Newsreaders, documentary makers, stand up comedians, sitcom stars, soap stars, a replacement Jeremy Kyle, folk who'd be good in a drama series, a Poirot and a Vera

It's a popular vote so get casting

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By *asian_fruitMan
over a year ago

Fuckingham Palace

I’d do a game of bones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I feel the panel for Loose Women may already be heavily overprescribed though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Essex Tom will read the headlines

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Yasmeen - Weather girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Essex Tom will read the headlines

Too contraversial

He's more morning TV, taking over from Piers

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I will be a news reporter which will give more opportunities to perv.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will be a news reporter which will give more opportunities to perv."

There will be shuffling at the end of your report

Not necessarily of papers

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

I'll do some kind of entertainment / quiz show, and some deadpan panel show hosting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar everyone needs something to have a wank to

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By *avidagainMan
over a year ago

st.leonards on sea

i thought fab tv was a profile name sorry x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pornstar everyone needs something to have a wank to "

You can be Head Fluffer on Naked Attraction

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

G Crump can be the satirical, dry witted presenter a la Have I Got News For You but with a silhouette in the chair instead of her.

City Jeans and Estragon would be the excitable Ant and Dec.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i thought fab tv was a profile name sorry x "

There's every possibility

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yasmeen - Weather girl

Scorchio!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pornstar everyone needs something to have a wank to

You can be Head Fluffer on Naked Attraction "

Sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weather girl

Kitty

Naked

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Decadent Devon could present a documentary, he's got a calming presence and is quite intelligent.

I'll do voiceovers for the ads.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Sitcom comedy I give that a whirl.....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show "

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh Princess Peach can do an advice show but it will be very blunt, sweary and on Channel 4 after 9.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the boring one and keep ontop of fiance paperwork. Somebody has to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

Disallowed

Based on your current pic, the show will be called 'Baking with Bangers'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Princess Peach can do an advice show but it will be very blunt, sweary and on Channel 4 after 9."

Like a latter day Dr.Ruth Westheimer

Dr.Cuntspangle

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

Disallowed

Based on your current pic, the show will be called 'Baking with Bangers' "

Genius. What would you like to do Bussy?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

Disallowed

Based on your current pic, the show will be called 'Baking with Bangers'

Genius. What would you like to do Bussy?

I will be Les Dawson

Right build, crap on the piano and can flip readily between Cosmo Smallpiece and Cissie & Ada whilst online

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh Princess Peach can do an advice show but it will be very blunt, sweary and on Channel 4 after 9.

Like a latter day Dr.Ruth Westheimer

Dr.Cuntspangle"

I'll take it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decadent Devon could present a documentary, he's got a calming presence and is quite intelligent.

I'll do voiceovers for the ads. "

You can do the new Cadbury's Caramel voiceover

Infact, I think you should re-enact that for the next voice challenge

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Princess Peach can do an advice show but it will be very blunt, sweary and on Channel 4 after 9.

Like a latter day Dr.Ruth Westheimer

Dr.Cuntspangle

I'll take it

I think you'd be great

I feel a hybrid of Dr Ruth and Judge Judy kinda show would work for you

Either way, I've seemingly got you pegged for the role of 'opinionated aging Jewess'

The money's good though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters "

I had you pinned for Saturday teatime football results commentary Ace

There maybe bias towards the Derby County games

At least when they've won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on Fab's version of The Undateables

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be on Fab's version of The Undateables

I think a First Dates for swinging couples could be interesting viewing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be in charge of the beeping machine that's used for swearing. I'd use it different though. Only bleep out the words that are not rude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be on Fab's version of The Undateables

I think a First Dates for swinging couples could be interesting viewing"

Oooh that's a better idea, I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I do a quiz with my fellow Cryptic Clue Game regulars, Granny Crumpet, Sally Slinky and Spurs ?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters

I had you pinned for Saturday teatime football results commentary Ace

There maybe bias towards the Derby County games

At least when they've won"

At the moment it's looking like we couldn't win a raffle, even if had all the tickets lol

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Can I do a film review segment ala the late Barry Norman?

I’ll keep my reviews nice and concise; ‘This film was utter crap!’

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I'll host fab TV first dates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir Tom of the Beard can take over from Foxy and do the SAS programme!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Decadent Devon could present a documentary, he's got a calming presence and is quite intelligent.

I'll do voiceovers for the ads.

You can do the new Cadbury's Caramel voiceover

Infact, I think you should re-enact that for the next voice challenge

Just for you, I will do you beautiful man. This thread has given me the endorphins I needed.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'll be a judge on The Sex Factor.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

I (Mark) did a slot on University TV in the USA once, I was a special guest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Decadent Devon could present a documentary, he's got a calming presence and is quite intelligent.

I'll do voiceovers for the ads.

You can do the new Cadbury's Caramel voiceover

Infact, I think you should re-enact that for the next voice challenge

Just for you, I will do you beautiful man. This thread has given me the endorphins I needed."

This would make me happy

I'm off to Harrogate in a couple of weeks to see Miriam Margolyes talk about her new book

(She was the original Cadbury's bunny voice)

I am muchly excited by this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G Crump can be the satirical, dry witted presenter a la Have I Got News For You but with a silhouette in the chair instead of her.

City Jeans and Estragon would be the excitable Ant and Dec.

Seriously - get me out of here.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I will do the cooking show

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"G Crump can be the satirical, dry witted presenter a la Have I Got News For You but with a silhouette in the chair instead of her.

City Jeans and Estragon would be the excitable Ant and Dec.

Seriously - get me out of here. "

He's a celerity in his own lunchtime ^

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Can I do a film review segment ala the late Barry Norman?

I’ll keep my reviews nice and concise; ‘This film was utter crap!’

beat me to it, but I would want to do a film show like Alex Cox and his Moviedrome show

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

We’ll do a road trip type show where couples have to visit swingers clubs all over the World.

Wish you were here after dark edition

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Can I do a film review segment ala the late Barry Norman?

I’ll keep my reviews nice and concise; ‘This film was utter crap!’

beat me to it, but I would want to do a film show like Alex Cox and his Moviedrome show

I used to love Moviedrome

Thanks to Alex, I got my very first taste of the works of David Cronenberg and Walter Hill’s absolutely superb, The Warriors amongst so many other great films

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By *es-sMan
over a year ago

Rugby

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

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only if similar to the profile one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Meli and Agent Coulson cohosting a baking show

Ooo I'd like this a lot! Especially if I can wear snazzy jumpers

Disallowed

Based on your current pic, the show will be called 'Baking with Bangers'

Genius. What would you like to do Bussy?

I will be Les Dawson

Right build, crap on the piano and can flip readily between Cosmo Smallpiece and Cissie & Ada whilst online

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be in charge of the beeping machine that's used for swearing. I'd use it different though. Only bleep out the words that are not rude."

I'd fucking l*ve that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G Crump can be the satirical, dry witted presenter a la Have I Got News For You but with a silhouette in the chair instead of her.

City Jeans and Estragon would be the excitable Ant and Dec.

Seriously - get me out of here.

He's a celerity in his own lunchtime ^ "

I am very quick - it has been said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with"

Meeeeeeeee! I'm always hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We’ll do a road trip type show where couples have to visit swingers clubs all over the World.

Wish you were here after dark edition

I can see it now, on a beach, in a sarong, with a basque underneath

Heaven knows what ur Mrs will wear

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Can I do a film review segment ala the late Barry Norman?

I’ll keep my reviews nice and concise; ‘This film was utter crap!’

beat me to it, but I would want to do a film show like Alex Cox and his Moviedrome show

I used to love Moviedrome

Thanks to Alex, I got my very first taste of the works of David Cronenberg and Walter Hill’s absolutely superb, The Warriors amongst so many other great films

Ok we’ll be Siskel & Ebert, agree with Warriors (I have the film poster on my living room wall).

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I could be one of the main actors on the fab version of 'The Big Bang Theory'....

Giggidy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd be in charge of the beeping machine that's used for swearing. I'd use it different though. Only bleep out the words that are not rude.

I'd fucking l*ve that!"

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Never mind a JK replacement, there are plenty on here who would make great JK guests

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I suppose that I should be a presenter on Rainbow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with

Meeeeeeeee! I'm always hungry

You've got the gig but I might not be able to keep it purely professional if you're there

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with"

Ooh ooh, me!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with

Meeeeeeeee! I'm always hungry

You've got the gig but I might not be able to keep it purely professional if you're there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want be like a James May going around the world sampling different foods and locally produced alcohol based beverages.

I just need a partner to travel with

Meeeeeeeee! I'm always hungry

You've got the gig but I might not be able to keep it purely professional if you're there

I'm sure we can do it more of a trio thing

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"We’ll do a road trip type show where couples have to visit swingers clubs all over the World.

Wish you were here after dark edition

I can see it now, on a beach, in a sarong, with a basque underneath

Heaven knows what ur Mrs will wear

…I didn’t realise C had uploaded those pics from ‘that weekend’

Aaaannnyyywwwaayyy…we’ll start in Amsterdam or Berlin please…we’ve heard the club are good there

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

"Decadent Devon could present a documentary, he's got a calming presence and is quite intelligent.

I'll do voiceovers for the ads.

You can do the new Cadbury's Caramel voiceover

Infact, I think you should re-enact that for the next voice challenge

Just for you, I will do you beautiful man. This thread has given me the endorphins I needed.

This would make me happy

I'm off to Harrogate in a couple of weeks to see Miriam Margolyes talk about her new book

(She was the original Cadbury's bunny voice)

I am muchly excited by this

I’d be excited too - she’s a legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im doing syfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters "

What a trio but at least 2 of them can't drive!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters

What a trio but at least 2 of them can't drive!

That would make it much more fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters

What a trio but at least 2 of them can't drive!

I think Stig is Granny Crumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim, Shag Tonight & Hot Ash can be the new Top Gear presenters

What a trio but at least 2 of them can't drive!

I think Stig is Granny Crumpet "

Good call!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yasmeen - Weather girl

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will be the handyman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack Grealish’s wife in the new panel in Loose women!!! 100%

that’s my role

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jack Grealish’s aunty in the new panel in Loose women!!! 100%

that’s my role

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jack Grealish’s wife in the new panel in Loose women!!! 100%

that’s my role

You can be agony aunty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jack Grealish’s aunty in the new panel in Loose women!!! 100%

that’s my role

I ain’t that old to be his aunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cooking show… can’t cook but I can smile and try

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Jack Grealish’s aunty in the new panel in Loose women!!! 100%

that’s my role

I ain’t that old to be his aunt

Xxx listen to his problems then marry him x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cooking show… can’t cook but I can smile and try "

Can't cook, will cook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeremy Kyle !

Erect Jim !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do a yoga class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walking program, and the joys of wild camping

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By *otPrinceHarryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll do the continuity annoucements.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'd do the antique hoe show

Or flog her

Strictly ball room

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x"

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’ "

You have got the job xx see me in my office later x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’

You have got the job xx see me in my office later x"

‘Ripper!’

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’

You have got the job xx see me in my office later x

‘Ripper!’

Be erect

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Il be the host eurotrash exempt i tour the eu clubs and club scene i need a co host whos with me ?

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

Exept* dam autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sports commentator !

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’

You have got the job xx see me in my office later x

‘Ripper!’

Be erect

Always

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Who will do the nature programmes

List below il pick x

I love animals and can do a pretty good impression of the sadly missed Steve Irwin.

‘By Crikey! This old croc’s a bit cranky!’

You have got the job xx see me in my office later x

‘Ripper!’

Be erect

Always

Xxxx

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