FabSwingers.com forum: Crap Film alert!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Anyone want to warn us of an absolute pile of shite of a movie that you've lost 2 hours of your life not to get back?!

There are some stinkers out there at the mo, please share...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

2 hours of incoherent nonsense that I had the displeasure of wasting my time with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bliss. Thought it might be funny and uplifting. It's anything but bliss. It actually made me feel depressed and I had to stay up late to watch a comedy before going to bed it was that awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Greasy Str angler

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Tears of the Sun

The Regal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battlefield Earth.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

2 hours of incoherent nonsense that I had the displeasure of wasting my time with

There are some good bits. They are both out of their heads. But it gets worse toward the end.

The wave quote is the best bit.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

With streaming sites I generally just stop watching if I find the first hour or even half an hour boring or rubbish.

Films that disappoint me are generally the ones that have a great idea but loses it in the last scene or third act.

Love the Shawshank Redemption but the ending on the beach, ruins the film (Director agrees he never wanted that ending) for me. Typical Hollywood ending.

Whereas the same Director does ‘The Mist’ and ensures the ending isn’t what you expect, so a run of the mill horror film becomes much more.

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

Destruction: Las Vegas, starting Frankie Muniz from Malcom in the Middle.

It's got some of the worst acting and effects I've ever seen, and not in a so bad it's good way either.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Watched a film called Moneyplane during the 1st lockdown and can honestly say it was the worst film I have ever seen

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea

Willys wonderland ..The only positive thing about the film was even tho Nicolas Cage was the lead he didn’t utter a word..Best acting performance he’s ever done ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghosts in the sky or whatever it was called, Chloe grace moretz mmmmm yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

I think that's 10 Cloverfield Lane. Is the old guy John Goodman?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Well, there’s good crap and then there’s bad crap I always say.

It is very often the case that low budget, no big name films often make up for in enthusiasm what they lack in resources which often renders them as at least endearing crap in my eyes.

Conversely however, there are many huge budgeted Hollywood films that turn me right off; The Fast And The Furious and the Transformers franchises as examples.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Any film starring Danny Dyer is usually complete crap - although, I did very much enjoy how he bumped off the scumbags in Vendetta and was cheering the geezer on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 90's remake of Rollerball.

Rock of Ages.

The only two films I've not gotten to the end of they were that bad.

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

Anything M Night Shyamalan has made since The Sixth Sense

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

I recommend Horizon Line (Amazon Prime.) as the singular most stupid poorly written film of all time.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

The tomorrow war.

Requires proper suspension of disbelief.

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By *yronMan
over a year ago

grangemouth

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

Sounds like 10 Cloverfield Lane.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

Sounds like one of the Cloverfield films.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Any film starring Danny Dyer is usually complete crap - although, I did very much enjoy how he bumped off the scumbags in Vendetta and was cheering the geezer on. "

Have you seen Doghouse? I don't like him but I enjoyed that.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Any film starring Danny Dyer is usually complete crap - although, I did very much enjoy how he bumped off the scumbags in Vendetta and was cheering the geezer on.

Have you seen Doghouse? I don't like him but I enjoyed that."

Oh yes, that was good fun

I’ve heard that he’s actually quite a nice bloke in real life so can forgive him somewhat for many of his acting indiscretions….well…Bloodshot aside

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

Wasn’t that a cloverfield one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched 2 back 2 back absolute shite movies last night

the latest candy man total bollocks

And prisoners in the ghostlands with Nicolas cage this one was by far the most rubbish thing I have ever watched its so bad that I'd have to recommend you watch it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

Sounds like one of the Cloverfield films. "

It was I believe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once upon a time in Hollywood

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Vivarium.

Just don't. Worst film ever.

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By *ecky and justCouple
over a year ago

Godalming

Midnight Sky, the latest Clooney film..

Even though I had a hand in making it, I couldn’t believe how depressing it was…

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

It follows is the most overhyped horror ever I couldn't wait for people to get killed in that movie

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By *ose and her beastCouple
over a year ago

Watford

"I don't recall the name of the film, it's where they all hide inside a bunker because aliens had allegedly invaded, nobody believed the old boy and thought he was a psycho.

Without the spoiler at the end, it was totally under whelming

The most annoying thing about that film is they just slapped Cloverfield on the title it was never meant to be part of the series they just wanted to use the name to generate bums in seats

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By *TK421-Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Magnolia.....

Oh god I had repressed that. Tom Cruise at his worst....

Pass the mind bleach please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In to the woods

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By *atexbound_scotMan
over a year ago

Livingston

Black widow. 3/4 was unnecessary backstory

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

"Once upon a time in Hollywood

I disagree.

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By *yron69Man
over a year ago

Fareham

What was the one where a shiney space craft hovers over the US and a woman is sent to translate these squids inside? Absolutely boring as hell.

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By *urulovesnylonMan
over a year ago

Harrow

28 weeks later … started off well, but nose dived after 20 mins no way as no good as 28 days later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First contact, avatar, any of the Disney related star wars films, the aladin remake, a, sharks tale, land of the dead, the Simpsons movie, anything with dwayne Johnson in, all of the fast and furious films uhhhhm I could genuinely go on and on and on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin in the woods and

Drag me to hell

Jesus they were bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the other end of the spectrum, yesterday I watched no time to die, an amazing film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Americas sweethearts and hot tub time machine both awful films

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By *ocothumpaMan
over a year ago

Herts

Anything with James Corden in it is usually a steaming pile

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By *evonshireboyMan
over a year ago

North Devon

"Watched a film called Moneyplane during the 1st lockdown and can honestly say it was the worst film I have ever seen"

Is that the one with Kelsey Grammar in? God knows why, he must have needed the money.

I thought it would be a brain out action thriller, like Con Air or Passenger 57. It was an utter turkey. How it ever got released is a mystery.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Movie 43

End thread! Nothing is worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Strangers. That Liv Tyler movie. My god it was terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black widow. 3/4 was unnecessary backstory "

Well it was an origin story, the worst part I found with that Movie was the way they handled Taskmaster. Wasn’t phased by the gender change but Taskmaster in the comics is a mastermind not a mindless drone

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