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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Some people are just complete knobs. You know.... Those absolute knobheads that just have you eye rolling every single time.

Can we put them in space?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I wanna say no coz that's the right thing to say, coz even knobheads are knobheads for a reason.

But yes. Fire away!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Surely we should approach the ETs with friendly gestures?! You've seen "Independence Day!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely we should approach the ETs with friendly gestures?! You've seen "Independence Day!"

Yeah, and Mars Attacks, and look where that got us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What classes as being a knob?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna say no coz that's the right thing to say, coz even knobheads are knobheads for a reason.

But yes. Fire away!"

As always, you have a point.

But they're still knobheads.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always wanted to go to space and now I can!..

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Surely we should approach the ETs with friendly gestures?! You've seen "Independence Day!"

Yeah, and Mars Attacks, and look where that got us!!

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What classes as being a knob?"

So many things. The list is endless. I'd be here all night listing them all.

But you know those people that like to show off, act knowledgeable all the sodding time, they've done everything, been there and got the t-shirt. And still they are just knobs.

Or the people that are extremely inept and back track on stuff when they've been caught out.

Or quite simply someone on the end of the phone you have to explain their job description to and tell them how to do it.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wanna say no coz that's the right thing to say, coz even knobheads are knobheads for a reason.

But yes. Fire away!

As always, you have a point.

But they're still knobheads. "

Indeed they are. How long til blast off? I've got some rounding up to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna say no coz that's the right thing to say, coz even knobheads are knobheads for a reason.

But yes. Fire away!

As always, you have a point.

But they're still knobheads.

Indeed they are. How long til blast off? I've got some rounding up to do."

Just on the phone to Elon to see how many I can get in.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution. "

Black hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution. "

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've already ruined the earth, especially with all the Knobheads so lets not ruin space by adding more crap to what we've already left up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Then you better get your thinking cap on

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

Black hole

Do we have a spare?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"We've already ruined the earth, especially with all the Knobheads so lets not ruin space by adding more crap to what we've already left up there! "

Party pooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What classes as being a knob?

So many things. The list is endless. I'd be here all night listing them all.

But you know those people that like to show off, act knowledgeable all the sodding time, they've done everything, been there and got the t-shirt. And still they are just knobs.

Or the people that are extremely inept and back track on stuff when they've been caught out.

Or quite simply someone on the end of the phone you have to explain their job description to and tell them how to do it. "

Oh that type of knobheads!! Yes I've loads in that list.

I thought it was just a bash on blokes on fab originally haha

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By *dris12345Man
over a year ago

home

"We've already ruined the earth, especially with all the Knobheads so lets not ruin space by adding more crap to what we've already left up there! "

But just think of how much greener the planet would be with so many less people on it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We've already ruined the earth, especially with all the Knobheads so lets not ruin space by adding more crap to what we've already left up there! "

What about if we put all the knobheads in space and earth gets better.....

Oh wait there would be no one left! .... Including me

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By *ickJMan
over a year ago

Hemel Hempstead

We could put them in space, but make sure the trajectory takes them into the sun, otherwise they might come back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?! "

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We could put them in space, but make sure the trajectory takes them into the sun, otherwise they might come back. "

Smart! You can stay on earth. I'll let you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

What if someone thinks we're knobs, and we end up spaghettified??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are just complete knobs. You know.... Those absolute knobheads that just have you eye rolling every single time.

Can we put them in space? "

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

Black hole

Do we have a spare?

I know a man who can make one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What classes as being a knob?

So many things. The list is endless. I'd be here all night listing them all.

But you know those people that like to show off, act knowledgeable all the sodding time, they've done everything, been there and got the t-shirt. And still they are just knobs.

Or the people that are extremely inept and back track on stuff when they've been caught out.

Or quite simply someone on the end of the phone you have to explain their job description to and tell them how to do it.

Oh that type of knobheads!! Yes I've loads in that list.

I thought it was just a bash on blokes on fab originally haha"

Nope knobheads come with vaginas too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"We could put them in space, but make sure the trajectory takes them into the sun, otherwise they might come back. "

Yea, I'll slingshot around Mars and come hurtling back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if someone thinks we're knobs, and we end up spaghettified??

Only a knob would think we're knobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

Black hole

Do we have a spare?

I know a man who can make one. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What classes as being a knob?

So many things. The list is endless. I'd be here all night listing them all.

But you know those people that like to show off, act knowledgeable all the sodding time, they've done everything, been there and got the t-shirt. And still they are just knobs.

Or the people that are extremely inept and back track on stuff when they've been caught out.

Or quite simply someone on the end of the phone you have to explain their job description to and tell them how to do it.

Oh that type of knobheads!! Yes I've loads in that list.

I thought it was just a bash on blokes on fab originally haha

Nope knobheads come with vaginas too. "

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What if someone thinks we're knobs, and we end up spaghettified??

"Spaghettified" has made my eyes leak giggle tears

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By *uddy laneMan
over a year ago

dudley

Looks around and behind me.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?"

A singularity? Well, it'd certainly be a way forward - no chance of coming back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?

A singularity? Well, it'd certainly be a way forward - no chance of coming back!

I always had it down as a one way ticket in my mind, I'm that mean.

This whole thing now concerns me - remember the telephone sanitisers from Hitchhiker's?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"What if someone thinks we're knobs, and we end up spaghettified??

Only a knob would think we're knobs.

Yea, fucking knobs!

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By *ozapperMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

All these people who want to be shot into space should be thankful that their parents didn't choose the withdrawal method of contraception... or they may well have got their wish early!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"All these people who want to be shot into space should be thankful that their parents didn't choose the withdrawal method of contraception... or they may well have got their wish early! "

I've been wishing that since conception

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By *oreveryoungkWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Some people are just complete knobs. You know.... Those absolute knobheads that just have you eye rolling every single time.

Can we put them in space? "

I have just had one of those, drives me crazy...then men wonder why they don't get replies, well speak to the idiots on here..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are just complete knobs. You know.... Those absolute knobheads that just have you eye rolling every single time.

Can we put them in space? "

Yes please!! Totes agree x

there are so many of them as well it’s ridiculous x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But then how am I going to feel better about myself if I can't look at them and be thankful I'm not that much of a knobhead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some people are just complete knobs. You know.... Those absolute knobheads that just have you eye rolling every single time.

Can we put them in space? "

I’m sorry, I can’t help the way I am.

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?! "

Should we be polluting other people's universes with our knobs?!

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By *elethWoman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?

A singularity? Well, it'd certainly be a way forward - no chance of coming back!

I always had it down as a one way ticket in my mind, I'm that mean.

This whole thing now concerns me - remember the telephone sanitisers from Hitchhiker's?"

You mean we'll get wiped out as a direct result of getting rid of our knobs?!

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

This thread reminds me of the Golgafrinchans in Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?

A singularity? Well, it'd certainly be a way forward - no chance of coming back!

I always had it down as a one way ticket in my mind, I'm that mean.

This whole thing now concerns me - remember the telephone sanitisers from Hitchhiker's?"

Note to self: read the thread before posting, somebody else may have thought of the same thing already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We could put them in space, but make sure the trajectory takes them into the sun, otherwise they might come back. "

Na just leave them to wonder for the rest of their lives, could you imagine what it would be like them all in one place makes me shudder

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

I have a feeling that you might need to change your status to ‘does not suffer fools gladly’

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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

What you should do is name and shame them. And the Admins should kick them out.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Ahh well you see, I want to say in sidarity yeah!!!! But, I'm sure I'm a knobhead some days or at some time in life soooo.... We can't put knobhead in space. Knobheads can do good stuff on the other side of knobdom! Think of all the reformed knobheads who have seen the error of their ways and have turned things around!

If we're talking politician knobheads then yeah.. Space. They rarely 360.

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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago

Whitley Bay

*solidarity

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Space would get cluttered very quickly, we may need another solution.

The sort of physics you need to get rid of that many knobheads hasn't been discovered yet!!

Parallel universes?!

Yes, it's the getting there that's the rub. Maybe one that collapses everything onto a singularity might be the way forward?

A singularity? Well, it'd certainly be a way forward - no chance of coming back!

I always had it down as a one way ticket in my mind, I'm that mean.

This whole thing now concerns me - remember the telephone sanitisers from Hitchhiker's?"

Ark Fleet Ship B?!

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