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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'phone sex'? lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'phone sex'? lol."

Just think charging ports/holes lol

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle


"'phone sex'? lol."
So last century? Hahaha

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"'phone sex'? lol."

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?"

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

remember the old dial phones?...

It's a fingering technique mimicking that action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"remember the old dial phones?...

It's a fingering technique mimicking that action "

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function??

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

False advertising

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By *hocCock1Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Waste of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nokia 3310?

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Grinding on a persistent caller when on vibrate

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Oh god I hate the thing.. what is the point!! Rather have a nice cock inside me!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it once but the holes were too small

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Phone on silent and buzz away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In reality it a woman in a dressing gown doing her ironing with a fag hanging out of her mouth,telling you she's wet and horns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function?? "

Hallelujah

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function??

Hallelujah "

That explains you 28 missed calls

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function??

Hallelujah

That explains you 28 missed calls "

Can you dial again please...

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function??

Hallelujah

That explains you 28 missed calls

Can you dial again please... "

Nope! I've left 27 messages and I'm leaving no more!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

It's something we used to do before video calling was a thing. Oh, the memories of naughty calls when Mr KC was working away

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Well, a lot of mobiles have a vibrate function??

Hallelujah

That explains you 28 missed calls

Can you dial again please...

Nope! I've left 27 messages and I'm leaving no more! "

Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Might be a bit embarrassing if phone actually rings as well lol

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

This...

Sex Talk by T'Pau

I just feel like talking to someone

I don't care who it is

I just wanna have a laugh

You know how it is, yeah yeah

All of the day in the same old room

Well, I'm going out of my mind

I can't throw this out of the window

It's mine all mine

You better believe it

Hell, you know I mean it

I've been on my own too long

In desperation I learned many things

But mostly it's each to their own

Sex talk

Intimate strangers

Well it's only sex talking on the phone

Love without a face

I just need a pat on the back

Tell me that I'm still alive

Like Spider Man

I'm climbing the walls

I want my prize, yeah yeah

I don't remember

When it crept up behind me

I don't know when I got so wet

All I know is I was looking for something

But I forget

You see that I can't go on living like this

I've been on my own too long

You know I looked around

Never found love

Far away it called one day

Sex talk

Intimate strangers

Well it's only sex talking on the phone

Love, love, love, without a face

I don't remember when it crept up behind me

I don't know when I got so wet

All I know is I was looking for something

What was it? What was it? I forget

Ah well, it's easy for you

To be shocked at what I do

You've probably got someone at home

I never had anyone to love me

Anyone to hold me

I take what I can on the telephone

Sex talk, intimate strangers

Well it's only sex talking on the phone

My kind of love without a face

And we talk oh! yeah!

Intimate strangers

Well it's only sex talking on the phone

Love, love, love, without a face

Gimme your love

Gimme your love

Talk to me, woh yeah!

Sex talk

We talk

We have a good time on the telephone lines

We talk oh yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?"

This! - always fancied trying this one but never quite got there

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?

This! - always fancied trying this one but never quite got there"

...and there's a shortage of boxes now

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?

This! - always fancied trying this one but never quite got there

...and there's a shortage of boxes now "

Most of the phone boxes around my way have defibrillators in them but at my age thats probably not a bad thing

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?

This! - always fancied trying this one but never quite got there

...and there's a shortage of boxes now

Most of the phone boxes around my way have defibrillators in them but at my age thats probably not a bad thing "

...especially if you're cramming in for phone sex at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried it once and never again - it took the doctor hours to remove that old Nokia, I should have been more gentle with myself

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"'phone sex'? lol.

Cramming in to a Dr Who box?

This! - always fancied trying this one but never quite got there

...and there's a shortage of boxes now

Most of the phone boxes around my way have defibrillators in them but at my age thats probably not a bad thing

...especially if you're cramming in for phone sex at the same time "

Theres no phone ! It would be defibrillator sex! Now I don't mind a bit of kink but those electrodes are going nowhere near by bits!! CLEAR !!

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

That's taking BDSM into unchartered waters.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering


"That's taking BDSM into unchartered waters. "

We talking the electrodes or sex in a phone box?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"That's taking BDSM into unchartered waters.

We talking the electrodes or sex in a phone box? "

Both.

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