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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant. "

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant.

"

...you'll have the cake police after you!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant. "

They are very nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little "

... has this turned in to a confessional

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional "

Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional "

Did I read it wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional

Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??! "

Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional "

I think there was a clue in the thread title

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lidl has self checkouts?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional

I think there was a clue in the thread title "

... yep, doh!

I'm blaming it on (enter any random excuse here), but thank you

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ahhh...You best get on your knees and repent

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional

Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!

Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks "

At least not Mary who had a little lamb

... whose fleece was black as charcoal

Every time she stroked it,

sparks flew out its a******e

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Lidl has self checkouts?"

Yes they’re useless

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I told my manager I couldn't do a thing till at least Friday. In reality, I could have pulled it out from thin air in a few minutes, but it's the principle of the matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I walked out of Tesco with a bottle of gin unpaid for ????

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional

Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!

Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks

At least not Mary who had a little lamb

... whose fleece was black as charcoal

Every time she stroked it,

sparks flew out its a******e

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everyone Fr demon ask that you give two our fathers and four hail Mary's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lidl has self checkouts?

Yes they’re useless "

They make some pilfer croissants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pretend to do loads at work, but in reality I do very little

... has this turned in to a confessional

Some hail Mary's involved... is there a Mary on the Forums??!

Must be probably called Mary Queen of cocks

At least not Mary who had a little lamb

... whose fleece was black as charcoal

Every time she stroked it,

sparks flew out its a******e

"

Haha

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

Someone wanted a conference call with me but I don’t want to talk to them so I blocked my calendar out with other pretend meetings all week.

Phew that feels better sharing my secret

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Lidl has self checkouts?

Yes they’re useless

They make some pilfer croissants "

Yeah not sure I’d be bragging on a public forum about committing a crime

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By *ookie doughMan
over a year ago

leic

At work the amount of times I think to myself "will you just shut the fuck up" is starting to get out of hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kind of a confession !

Think Emily is hot !

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"Kind of a confession !

Think Emily is hot ! "

Thank you

...Fortunately I think that's not counted as a sin, so no hail Mary's required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've eaten 3 donuts and 2 ciders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I find god on this thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I find god on this thread .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I find god on this thread ."

Depends which God you're looking for?

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

Take three Hail Mary's and bend down for the priest with your hairy butt cheeks in the air, and St Peter won't hold it against you when you get to the pearly gates. Come to think of it, I think that with my CV to account for, I'd be quite happy for St Peter to hold it against me if it meant that he didn't need to seek clearance from The Boss himself to let me in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just went into Lidl and bought a chocolate hazelnut croissant. But at the self checkout I put it through as a regular all butter croissant. "

Electric chair!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I get scam phone calls I make the sound of a wet wank with my cheek to freak them out

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

lincs /Hudd & Derby cinema

I once bought a return ticket on the train but I didn't come back

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

I put a discreet message on the forum in the hope it would prompt somebody to write to us again after having gone quiet.

It worked though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At self checkout when it asked how many bags I entered 0 when I actually had 2 which I can now add to the kitchen cupboard full of bags for life

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By *.D.I.D.A.S OP   Man
over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact


"At self checkout when it asked how many bags I entered 0 when I actually had 2 which I can now add to the kitchen cupboard full of bags for life "

This is winning in life

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