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By *yron69 OP   Man
over a year ago

Fareham

Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thanks for that

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

That'll make it messy next time I go for a pee......

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Have seen more recently a gourgeous baby one has walked along my front window ledge 3 times this week have tried to capture him on vid but not managed yet! Has the cutest of faces trouble is if they in back garden one of my dogs a spaniel kills them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice .."

Really? Or is Rats a pseudonym for something else lol

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over a year ago

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

We had them in our garden. We had to stop feeding the birds and destroy our wood pile, but they are gone.

We live close to a takeaway and large field they are probably still out there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We had them in our garden. We had to stop feeding the birds and destroy our wood pile, but they are gone.

We live close to a takeaway and large field they are probably still out there! "

Or in the takeaway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice .."

It's all over the loo's.

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By *nliveneTV/TS
over a year ago

Selby

Sounds like an apocalypse event is approaching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone read the book Rats? It’s terrifying!

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I live next to the canal and often see rats; the occasional water vole and other small rodents and mustelids around but there are a lot of local cats too so the numbers are low. There is so much natural food around they tend to stay away from the houses !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone read the book Rats? It’s terrifying! "

What's it about?

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Please keep ur nasty comments on here please do not pm me ty! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone read the book Rats? It’s terrifying!

What's it about? "

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire


"Has anyone read the book Rats? It’s terrifying! "

Great book, the sequel - Lair - is good too (both very James Herbert)

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By *isurreyguy2019Man
over a year ago

surrey


"Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice .."

Rats can chew through steel wire mesh,a closed toilet lid won't stop them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice .."

It’s all over the loo’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He knows. ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet. "

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yikes! I'm going to be thinking about that now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has anyone read the book Rats? It’s terrifying!

Great book, the sequel - Lair - is good too (both very James Herbert)"

He’s one of my faves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces. "

There's Rolos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces. "

Are you trying to say that my diet which consists of chocolate, cheesestrings and Starbucks lattes is NOT nutritional?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

There's Rolos."

Disappointing but provide good nutrition for the sewage system residents.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a cat.

Mine is a prolific killer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

Are you trying to say that my diet which consists of chocolate, cheesestrings and Starbucks lattes is NOT nutritional? "

All I'm saying is the rats I've spoken to which pop up your pipe every night have given your star one star on ShitAdvisor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

Are you trying to say that my diet which consists of chocolate, cheesestrings and Starbucks lattes is NOT nutritional?

All I'm saying is the rats I've spoken to which pop up your pipe every night have given your star one star on ShitAdvisor. "

I'm crying in the bath right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

Are you trying to say that my diet which consists of chocolate, cheesestrings and Starbucks lattes is NOT nutritional?

All I'm saying is the rats I've spoken to which pop up your pipe every night have given your star one star on ShitAdvisor.

I'm crying in the bath right now "

Those little guys don't hold back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always make sure to shit in my toilet just so the rats can have nutrition in their diet.

There's nothing of any value in your faeces.

Are you trying to say that my diet which consists of chocolate, cheesestrings and Starbucks lattes is NOT nutritional?

All I'm saying is the rats I've spoken to which pop up your pipe every night have given your star one star on ShitAdvisor. "

Fricking hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are on the increase in the U.K. by 25% since 2020. Keep your toilet lid closed is part of the official advice ..

It’s all over the loo’s."

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

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I actually have mice in my house atm

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"I actually have mice in my house atm "

I have them regularly that the cat brings in. She left me a dead rat at the front door a couple of days ago.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering

If you've seen a rat in your house or garden brace yourself! The reach sexual maturity within 9 weeks of being born. Each breeding pair will have between 5 and 12 pups and so the cycle continues. In simple terms a single pair of rats can produce around 1250 rats in one year! Enjoy your dinners but be careful where you put the left overs

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Rats giggle when tickled. How cute is that

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