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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?

And yes, this is all over the news...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you've been to Glast recently, you'll understand why the discovery of drugs in the waterways are not a shocker!

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Were they "good" scientists or the "mad meddleling" scientists?

Drugs at a music festival......well who'd of thought it eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm...smoked eel

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"Mmmm...smoked eel

Stoked Eels

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

They'll be electric eels. Very dangerous, especially when high on E

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Pretty sure " Eels" have performed at Glasto too.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?

And yes, this is all over the news...

This will affect everything in the waterways Tom - not just the eels.

It's all over the canoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there some story about the levels of c0ke cain in the Thames water around Parliament or did I just imagine that after eating an eel kebab at Glastonbury?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

It’s from on site peeing.

I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s from on site peeing.

I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!!"

The joys of summer right there.piss,rain ,mud and eels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to get some bottled water to sell........

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By *ockosaurusMan
over a year ago

Warwick

That's concerning as there are newts in some of the ponds around there too.

It's all over the newts!

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Waterborne birds will be effected too.

It's all over the Coots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dont go for a paddle.

Its all over the shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er......where else would Eels live but in streams, rivers etc?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Er......where else would Eels live but in streams, rivers etc?"

The sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Er......where else would Eels live but in streams, rivers etc?

The sea

Don't go in a boat ,

It's all over the sea...men

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Gives a new mean to high water levels

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

Brighton

It affects the plant life too.

The w**d is all over the w**ds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gives a new mean to high water levels

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Time to shut this Den of Debauchery down once and for all.. ?

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Time to shut this Den of Debauchery down once and for all.. ?"

Ban ALL music festivals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scientists have detected so many drugs in the streams at Glastonbury that they say it will harm the eels. Two issues for me. Why are there bloody eels in the streams and why we we not warned?

And yes, this is all over the news...

This will affect everything in the waterways Tom - not just the eels.

It's all over the canoes. "

Genius. Applauds*

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"Time to shut this Den of Debauchery down once and for all.. ?

Ban ALL music festivals?

Hold them in Scotland. They have just legalised them I think

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

What... legalised festivals?

Really?

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

If this had happened with a rural force I think it would have ended differently.

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By *rambuie100Man
over a year ago

essex/suffolk border

Those eels were so full of Mandy, they were jellied already

Scientists noticed them swimming slowly and humming Mr Blue sky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They'll be electric eels. Very dangerous, especially when high on E

I bet those electric eels are feeling really smug during the current fuel crisis. But one day we'll all travel charged by electricity. And there will be a current crisis. Those electric eels won't be so cocky in the future in a current crisis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh,is this the way they say the future's meant to feel?

Or just twenty thousand people pissing in a field?

And I don't quite understand just what this eel thing is

But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's in whizz

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By *rAitchMan
over a year ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A lot of festival goers get that d*unk they throw up everywhere.

It's all over the spews!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Eels swim up your butt and lay eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eels swim up your butt and lay eggs

I'm sorry to hear that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s from on site peeing.

I’m no expert (clearly) but that must be some powerful stream of pee that is making it into the river and isn’t being diluted down from all the fecking rain water and mud!!"

Are we sure it's not squirting?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"They'll be electric eels. Very dangerous, especially when high on E

Actually the fuel crisis has given me an idea..... *Off to draw diagrams of cars powered by electric eels on E's*

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Eels swim up your butt and lay eggs

And then you lay them like a chicken?

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