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By *imi_Rouge OP Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

For not being able to make a social/meet...

* No petrol

* Need to take a lateral flow test

My gran is in hospital/goldfish died seem to have gone out of the window.

Hit me up with what you've heard recently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bog roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bog roll

Go on...expand

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag”

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

The chauffeur has called in sick.

Pfffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag”

I hate coffee

, but I love the smell. I wouldn't agree to a coffee social, unless I knew the shop sold other drinks I could have.

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By *imi_Rouge OP Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag”

Ha ha ha no way?!

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Run out of petrol…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've run out of mascara

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social in pub

Phone out of battery to check if I was there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just received face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her profile said she loved anal, but in the end she said she can’t be arsed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh.. Is your pussy a BSH??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught Covid.

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Her profile said she loved anal, but in the end she said she can’t be arsed! "

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag”

I hate coffee

, but I love the smell. I wouldn't agree to a coffee social, unless I knew the shop sold other drinks I could have. "

I mean it was a Starbucks so plenty of other drinks to have as well. And if at any point she had said I don’t like coffee I would have suggested a bar or something

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I've run out of mascara "

Use shoe polish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My pony needs shoeing

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Heard most of them worst is the friend/relative dieing now they may have will never know! But theres been a few! If anyone cancels I never rearrange and yes might b genuine reason but just my decision x

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

"My pony needs shoeing "

That’s “neigh” good and an excuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My pony needs shoeing

That’s “neigh” good and an excuse "

I've not get it yet

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

"My pony needs shoeing

That’s “neigh” good and an excuse

I've not get it yet

Maybe they has a sore throat and were feeling a little horse?

And I accidentally sent the neigh as a message lol. I wasn’t paying attention when replying because I wanted to get the gag in quickly ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/09/21 00:18:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No petrol Cant be used a exuse when engen run on Veris house hold things just fine

YouTube is a wonderful thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t meet no petrol ok do you have turps

Just fill it with that it run

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7X9AluLgH0Q

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bog roll

Go on...expand

A lot of people say they look at their phones while on the loo....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parole board said no again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No bog roll

Go on...expand

A lot of people say they look at their phones while on the loo....

That was not what I was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no hand sanitiser

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

I'm shopping in Tesco

Stocking up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone says “I need to take a lateral flow test”, my first thought would be “what the fuck you meeting up for!?”

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

My car is electric but I've just had a power cut

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

You look minging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From an arranged Tinder date a little while back: "I accidentally bought a dog this afternoon and I don't want to leave him on his own yet"

Interestingly the last time I posted that I got a ban. Seems site rules have changed since then else I'll see you all in a week ish.

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By *lenderfoxMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I have the test for my HGV drivers course

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

Sorry, I’m not feeling it now your hubby has come home.. (He works away during the week but had a 6 week stint away where I spoke to this guy the entire time)

Urm what? We’re a couple.. what did you think would happen here?! ‘Oh okay, I’ll bin him off then so we can still meet’

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By *idsCouple1Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"You look minging "

what a rude twunt!

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

I fell off a ladder.

He used that excuse twice..lol

Block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For not being able to make a social/meet...

* No petrol

* Need to take a lateral flow test

My gran is in hospital/goldfish died seem to have gone out of the window.

Hit me up with what you've heard recently!

Sadly I haven’t heard any excuses lately, in fact I’ve not heard a great deal

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By *arol321Woman
over a year ago

Poole

My daughter has been rushed to hospital with chicken pox, she’s critical. He’d previously said he had no children.

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By *estcountryDadBodMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"You look minging

what a rude twunt!"

Been called worse lol

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

Did you ever get to meet him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

He’s clearly a damn fool

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

A few years ago on a couple profile we had one guy say "Sorry but I got a better offer, see you next time" And he meant it!!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

Did you ever get to meet him?

I gave up and blocked him

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

[Removed by poster at 28/09/21 09:55:47]

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

Did you ever get to meet him?

I gave up and blocked him

No shit Sherlock.

I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx

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By *iman2100Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

OMG! I would have terminal Ebola and still want to meet you!

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

Did you ever get to meet him?

I gave up and blocked him

No shit Sherlock.

I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx"

Very appropriate … my name is Holmes

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

OMG! I would have terminal Ebola and still want to meet you!

If the cold sore was true , I’m gratefulness cancelled , I’ve never had one and I’d like to keep it that way …

The fact that he cancelled 3 times makes me suspicious though

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

Did you ever get to meet him?

I gave up and blocked him

No shit Sherlock.

I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx

Very appropriate … my name is Holmes

And mine is Watson.... (Not really)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A few years ago on a couple profile we had one guy say "Sorry but I got a better offer, see you next time" And he meant it!!

Maybe they'd just won the lottery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I am really disorganised...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

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the mans a fool !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna chat on A.O.l

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got my cock trapped in door !

Can’t come out to play !

It is true !

It is so !

I’m gonna tell me mum !

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag”

I love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the usual:

- my car won’t turn on/ needs fixing (at least from 3 different blokes)

- my brother was in a car crash (he told me he had 2 sisters)

- no, this is too much like a date. Can’t just come to your house tonight?!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.

Wtf??

Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.

Wtf??

Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.

He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs)

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.

Wtf??

Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.

He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs)

Maybe he thought his gimp mask and nappy was a bit of a 'give-away'

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

not local even if it says I am

"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in.

Wtf??

Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker.

He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs)

Maybe he thought his gimp mask and nappy was a bit of a 'give-away'

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By *ich_ChesterMan
over a year ago

Chester

Message saying " who are you, and i did not say i would meet for a social!"

I replied with a copy of her message asking to meet/where and when

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

London

"I've got new glasses"

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By *imi_Rouge OP Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Parole board said no again."

Oh I forgot that... One said he'd need to leave early to get back to prison...

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By *imi_Rouge OP Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after …

I had that one last week too

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Parole board said no again.

Oh I forgot that... One said he'd need to leave early to get back to prison...

That's taking a handcuff fetish a bit too far.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

I just get silence usually…

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I just get silence usually…"

That's better than being laughed at - trust me.

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By *egoMan
over a year ago

Preston

"I just get silence usually…

That's better than being laughed at - trust me.

That’s horrid, why would they do that to someone?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"I just get silence usually…

That's better than being laughed at - trust me.

That’s horrid, why would they do that to someone?"

That's the internet for you.

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By *l MateMan
over a year ago

Sheffield Centre

Took a vow of celibacy.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

They were watching 'Love Island'.

That's got to be the shittiest excuse ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im washing my beard.

( i dont have one hahaha)

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By *dris12345Man
over a year ago

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"I just get silence usually…

That's better than being laughed at - trust me.

That’s horrid, why would they do that to someone?

That's the internet for you.

Yeah usually get radio silence, or worse the user is no longer available screen

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