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"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag” ![]() ![]() I hate coffee ![]() | |||
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"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag” ![]() ![]() Ha ha ha no way?! | |||
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"Her profile said she loved anal, but in the end she said she can’t be arsed! " ![]() ![]() | |||
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"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag” ![]() ![]() ![]() I mean it was a Starbucks so plenty of other drinks to have as well. And if at any point she had said I don’t like coffee I would have suggested a bar or something | |||
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"I've run out of mascara " Use shoe polish. ![]() | |||
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"My pony needs shoeing " That’s “neigh” good and an excuse | |||
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"My pony needs shoeing That’s “neigh” good and an excuse " I've not get it yet ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My pony needs shoeing That’s “neigh” good and an excuse I've not get it yet ![]() ![]() Maybe they has a sore throat and were feeling a little horse? And I accidentally sent the neigh as a message lol. I wasn’t paying attention when replying because I wanted to get the gag in quickly ha ha | |||
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"No bog roll ![]() ![]() A lot of people say they look at their phones while on the loo.... ![]() | |||
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"No bog roll ![]() ![]() ![]() That was not what I was expecting ![]() | |||
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"For not being able to make a social/meet... * No petrol * Need to take a lateral flow test My gran is in hospital/goldfish died seem to have gone out of the window. Hit me up with what you've heard recently! ![]() Sadly I haven’t heard any excuses lately, in fact I’ve not heard a great deal ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You look minging ![]() Been called worse lol ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() Did you ever get to meet him? ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() He’s clearly a damn fool ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() ![]() I gave up and blocked him ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() ![]() ![]() No shit Sherlock. I don't think I could miss a meet with you. Xx | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() OMG! I would have terminal Ebola and still want to meet you! ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() ![]() ![]() Very appropriate … my name is Holmes ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() ![]() If the cold sore was true , I’m gratefulness cancelled , I’ve never had one and I’d like to keep it that way … The fact that he cancelled 3 times makes me suspicious though | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And mine is Watson.... (Not really) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"A few years ago on a couple profile we had one guy say "Sorry but I got a better offer, see you next time" And he meant it!! ![]() Maybe they'd just won the lottery ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() the mans a fool !!!! | |||
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"After arranging a meet in a coffee shop being then told the reason for the no show was “I am allergic to coffee and the smell makes me gag” ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in. " Wtf?? Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker. ![]() | |||
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"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in. Wtf?? Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker. ![]() He did!! What a lazy arse not to come down and escort me to his room. Sorry but I can’t be arsed to walk to your room mate…p.s. you are blocked (him not you obvs) ![]() | |||
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"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in. Wtf?? Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker. ![]() ![]() Maybe he thought his gimp mask and nappy was a bit of a 'give-away' ![]() | |||
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"He wasn’t dressed and couldn’t be bothered to get dressed to meet me in his hotel bar that I was sat in. Wtf?? Arrrh. He wanted you to go straight upstairs. Sneaky fucker. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Parole board said no again." Oh I forgot that... One said he'd need to leave early to get back to prison... ![]() | |||
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"I’ve had “ I woke up with a cold sore “ , he had cancelled the week before and went on to cancel the week after … ![]() I had that one last week too ![]() | |||
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"Parole board said no again. Oh I forgot that... One said he'd need to leave early to get back to prison... ![]() That's taking a handcuff fetish a bit too far. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just get silence usually…" That's better than being laughed at - trust me. ![]() | |||
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"I just get silence usually… That's better than being laughed at - trust me. ![]() That’s horrid, why would they do that to someone? | |||
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"I just get silence usually… That's better than being laughed at - trust me. ![]() That's the internet for you. ![]() | |||
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"I just get silence usually… That's better than being laughed at - trust me. ![]() ![]() Yeah usually get radio silence, or worse the user is no longer available screen | |||
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