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"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking " Widdle in it | |||
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"Evening Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Doris. Doris, you're tonight's ¹st poster, congratulations! ¹stface | |||
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"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Jamie. Easy, wee in it. How was your day? | |||
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"Evening Cathy " Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Too hot, too greedy How could you leave me When I needed to possess you? I hated you, I loved you, too Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. | |||
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"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking Widdle in it " Great minds. | |||
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"Good eeevening Jim xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Mrs Mischief. Happy Monday. x | |||
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"Ok x" Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day?" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you? | |||
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"Ok x Yeah! Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Yassy. x" Xxx | |||
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"Evening Shall be popping in and out on my 2nd night shift of the week..... tired already and I'm only an hour in " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cali. Once you pop, you just can't stop. We'll try and get you through your shift. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a work day. Sooooooo many staffing issues and workplace problems to unpick. Did a gentle gym session after work and then Mr KC and I ate apple crumble and custard and did our weekly University Challenge " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone. How did you get on with University Challenge? | |||
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"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day. Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us. | |||
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"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking Widdle in it " Doriss in Nocturnal! Someone tie her laces before she gets away | |||
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"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day. Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us." Cheers jim I appreciate that | |||
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"Evening Cathy Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Too hot, too greedy How could you leave me When I needed to possess you? I hated you, I loved you, too Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink." Oh James let me in your window | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to Guy. I've nicknamed him Guy. He's been dumped today." Hi Guy. I like the nickname that Jim gave you We hope you won't be DumpedFace for much longer | |||
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"Evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, EssexMan. What was tonight's scran? | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a work day. Sooooooo many staffing issues and workplace problems to unpick. Did a gentle gym session after work and then Mr KC and I ate apple crumble and custard and did our weekly University Challenge Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone. How did you get on with University Challenge?" We got 160 University Challenge points tonight. We beat both of the universities | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day? | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? " Risky asking something like that on the forum | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra?" Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone. Coming live from beautiful Bournemouth tonight. Surfs Up " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Leo on the coast. Surfing BH1. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum " It's Ace. He's got plenty in his freezer | |||
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"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings " Evening Meli. How was your Birthday? | |||
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"Hey Jim of Jims. Big rain here! " Ayyyyy. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Minnie. Have you got a big umbrella? Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day?" I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet | |||
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"I’ve been dying to know, how do you make a wet suit warmer? I fell asleep last night before asking Widdle in it Doriss in Nocturnal! Someone tie her laces before she gets away " I think she's gone! | |||
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"Evening everyone hope you all had a good day. Mine on the other hand has been rather shit as my gf dumped me today. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Guy. I'm sorry to read you're a dumped man. But, you've got us. Cheers jim I appreciate that " You're very welcome. | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you?" Really quiet for me, got out for a short period after the torrential rain stopped. | |||
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"Evening Cathy Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Too hot, too greedy How could you leave me When I needed to possess you? I hated you, I loved you, too Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Oh James let me in your window " Okay, but hurry up. It's getting a bit autumnal. | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? " I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim. I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!! | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening Jim! Today has been a work day. Sooooooo many staffing issues and workplace problems to unpick. Did a gentle gym session after work and then Mr KC and I ate apple crumble and custard and did our weekly University Challenge Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KC and the Moonlight Band. Good gentle gym and apple crumble everyone. How did you get on with University Challenge? We got 160 University Challenge points tonight. We beat both of the universities " I could get into university these days. | |||
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"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings Evening Meli. How was your Birthday?" Evening Leo! It was lovely, I had a three day celebration with lots of duvet grippingly good sex, cocktails, cake and cuddles. I'm tired though and ready to sleep for a week to recuperate. How are you doing? | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum " It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone. Coming live from beautiful Bournemouth tonight. Surfs Up " Xxx | |||
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"Eeeevening As usual I'm working. I find I'm more productive on certain areas of my job late at night. Silence in the house, cuppa tea in hand and whizzing away on the laptop. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, AppleTree. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. Smileyface | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man " I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum | |||
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"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings Evening Meli. How was your Birthday? Evening Leo! It was lovely, I had a three day celebration with lots of duvet grippingly good sex, cocktails, cake and cuddles. I'm tired though and ready to sleep for a week to recuperate. How are you doing? " Sounds like a fiesta for the soul ! I'm on holiday for a week in the South West, today was a good start. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum " Yes as long as they SHARE the food as well as being brave | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim. I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!! " It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream . We have some left..... | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop." Hello Appletree Jim's also gone for a whizz | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back." poo face | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop." Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man " i had broccoli cheese and rice with chicken | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Hello Appletree Jim's also gone for a whizz " I'll be on the toilet all night the amount of tea I've drank today! | |||
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"Howdy ya'll" Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan " sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim. I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!! It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream . We have some left..... " I'm on my way!! I could seriously murder a bowl of custard and crumble right now. If you hear a knock at the door in 20 minutes it's just me with my bowl. I will do the cha cha slide dance and bring you homemade thank you cards. | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man I think bravery is a must for anyone on the forum Yes as long as they SHARE the food as well as being brave" I’m not sure sharing food is what swinging is about unless it’s euphemism | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. I want you to do a freezer lucky dip. No looking! Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Cathy Out on the wily, windy moors We'd roll and fall in green You had a temper like my jealousy Too hot, too greedy How could you leave me When I needed to possess you? I hated you, I loved you, too Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pink. Oh James let me in your window Okay, but hurry up. It's getting a bit autumnal." I’ll bring you a hot water bottle | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan " | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line?" I'm a Libra. | |||
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"Do cats have different accents? " Yes | |||
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"Do cats have different accents? " It’s universal, bloody annoying | |||
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"Hello Jimbo, hello nocturnal beings " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli in your Gremlins t-shirt. | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line? I'm a Libra." Am I too early or too late to say Happy Birthday? | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day? I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet " Get yourself round to Ace's. | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day? I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet Get yourself round to Ace's." on way | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer " I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? | |||
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"Good evening. Back to work for me tonight.x" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Bluebell. That holiday didn't half go quickly. x | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill?" climbed one , does that count? | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim. I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!! It was jolly nice, ButteryLemonCream . We have some left..... I'm on my way!! I could seriously murder a bowl of custard and crumble right now. If you hear a knock at the door in 20 minutes it's just me with my bowl. I will do the cha cha slide dance and bring you homemade thank you cards. " Come and cha cha slide your bum over here and get some warm, gooey liquid down your throat | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?" No. It'll be positively tropical | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? No. It'll be positively tropical " | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? No. It'll be positively tropical " You'll be fine in a pair of budgie smugglers | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?" Not as chilly as you think it will be but it won’t be warm! | |||
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"Good Eeeevening Jim. How was your day? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Iain. It's been a mundane Monday. How was it for you? Really quiet for me, got out for a short period after the torrential rain stopped." I've officially declared today the start of official autumn. | |||
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"Gooooooood evening everybody. Sending good vibes to you all. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lemon. How were your Rolos? I found them disappointing. I kept wishing they were a Rolex instead so I could sell it and then buy a dog. But I saved my last rolo just for you bestie Jim. I'm kind of wishing I had the crumble and custard that KC and her Mr had actually!! " Thanks for saving me a disappointing Rolo. | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? No. It'll be positively tropical You'll be fine in a pair of budgie smugglers " That's animal cruelty that is | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Aquaman. Merry Monday! Smileyface | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ?" You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much! And Good Evening everyone | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Hello Appletree Jim's also gone for a whizz " | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day? I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet Get yourself round to Ace's." What is Ace's ?i never heard! | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back. poo face" It was a wee. | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back. poo face It was a wee." I hope that it's not news if you do a sit down poo, Jim | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with " If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing . | |||
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"Alreeeeet Jim, what would you recomend that I should have to eat in an hour or so? Risky asking something like that on the forum It's cool Pink, I like to think of maself as a brave man i had broccoli cheese and rice with chicken" Nice. | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Hello Appletree Jim's also gone for a whizz I'll be on the toilet all night the amount of tea I've drank today! " Stood up? Or sat down? | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing ." I'll send you a gif, Jim | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow" You're not supposed to tread on his paws though | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan " Hahahaha. | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much! And Good Evening everyone " Evening Dreamy. That's one less postcard to send, then. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Hiya Bill, I've been teaching ma neighbours cat how to meow in Texan sounds doable, long and slow, meee- oow You're not supposed to tread on his paws though " | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back. poo face It was a wee." You said that last time and you took long then aswell | |||
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"Do cats have different accents? " There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea. | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line? I'm a Libra. Am I too early or too late to say Happy Birthday? " You're a month early. | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer " Slightly warmer is warmer. | |||
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"Do cats have different accents? There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea. " must be a southern kitty | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count?" That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill? | |||
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"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's" I'd love to see aurora's. | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer Slightly warmer is warmer." I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up* *not an invitation for pee offers thank you. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count? That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill?" to look out over the mesquite | |||
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"Evening Jim. X" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x | |||
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"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's I'd love to see aurora's." no jim not a woman's breasts think northern lights | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer Slightly warmer is warmer. I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up* *not an invitation for pee offers thank you. " Hands towling robe | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer I'm thinking of swimming tomorrow in Bournemouth. Will it be very cold ? You don't have much to shrink Blooms so I wouldn't worry too much! And Good Evening everyone " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dreamy Eyes. Do you like French fries? | |||
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"Goodnighting soon but first: Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth. The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein #BournemouthFactMash" its frankensteen | |||
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"There are supposed to be solar flares today, so ya'll might see aurora's I'd love to see aurora's. no jim not a woman's breasts think northern lights" | |||
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" Jim Late night Fabbers... evening all " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily late in the night. | |||
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"Good evening Jim Good evening all Hope everyone is having a lovely Monday Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Livvy. How was your Monday day? I'm good thank you , i been all day in bed and in bed still deciding what to have for dinner ! But buy the looks soon will be breakfast time and dinner haven't been decided yet Get yourself round to Ace's. What is Ace's ?i never heard! " Ace's is a Food and fun factory. | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back. poo face It was a wee. I hope that it's not news if you do a sit down poo, Jim " | |||
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"Everyone say hello to AppleTree. They're whizzing on their laptop. Laptop whizzing is a hobby I can get on board with If I could gif, I'd gif a fast typing . I'll send you a gif, Jim " Thank you. | |||
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"Goodnighting soon but first: Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth. The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein #BournemouthFactMash its frankensteen" I wondered if you were a fan Bill. I love Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder. | |||
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"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA | |||
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"Goodnighting soon but first: Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth. The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein #BournemouthFactMash its frankensteen I wondered if you were a fan Bill. I love Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder." they do make me laugh outloud | |||
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"Have you climbed a windmill?" Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?! I like the Netherlands for other reasons!! | |||
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"I need a sit-down wee. I'll be back. poo face It was a wee. You said that last time and you took long then aswell " | |||
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"Goodnighting soon but first: Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth. The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein #BournemouthFactMash" FactMash time | |||
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"Do cats have different accents? There's a cat in Derby with a Texan accent. I think it's because it drinks iced tea. must be a southern kitty" Wears pajamas. | |||
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"Goodnighting soon but first: Poet Percy Shelley and his wife Mary Shelley who wrote Frankenstein are both buried in Bournemouth. The Aerosmith and later Run DMC song Walk This Way was inspired by a line in Mel Brooks' Young Frankenstein #BournemouthFactMash" Bloomin' marvellous. Na night. | |||
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"Piddling in a wetsuit doesn’t make it that much warmer, Jim. Only slightly. I can’t believe I held on in anticipation all day for a pissy answer Slightly warmer is warmer. I would need a lot of widdle on me to warm me up* *not an invitation for pee offers thank you. " Pee tease. | |||
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"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA" a tower of giraffe's | |||
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"Evening Jim. X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x" Not bad ta. Yours? | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count? That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill? to look out over the mesquite" Plants or the city? | |||
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"Jiiiiiiiiimmmmerrrrrooooooooskiiiii!! McBirthday greetings from Scotland (we need a kilt emoji) xx" Good birthday eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Red. x | |||
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" Jim Late night Fabbers... evening all Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Emily late in the night. " The red wine wouldn't drink itself but bedtime for some ...enjoy all | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line? I'm a Libra." So it’s your birthday soon, or did we miss it already? Sadface | |||
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"Melons Lemons?" thats why watermelons got married, they couldn't cant a lope | |||
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"Have you climbed a windmill? Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?! I like the Netherlands for other reasons!! " The Neverlands, I'm not falling for that. There's no such place. | |||
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"Howdy ya'll Good afternooooooooooooon and howdy, Bill. Have you ever been in a windmill? climbed one , does that count? That'll do. Why did you climb a windmill? to look out over the mesquite Plants or the city? " trees bushes, during green-up can't see through them | |||
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"Have you climbed a windmill? Do I look like I've climbed a windmill?! I like the Netherlands for other reasons!! The Neverlands, I'm not falling for that. There's no such place." Second star to the right and straight on till morning | |||
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"Jaime h. a group of flamingos is called a stand https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpmj059JFA a tower of giraffe's" https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gAVez5B0vo8 | |||
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"Melons" Twist 'em. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lois. Smileyface | |||
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"Evening Jim. X Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening and korma, Lorna. How was your Monday? x Not bad ta. Yours?" It was alright. | |||
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"Melons Lemons?" I had Lemon's last disappointing Rolo. | |||
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"Goood mornings eve everyone Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Libre. Is your star sign Libra? Nope it means "free" in french, im a Sagittarius. What about you when did your stars come into line? I'm a Libra. So it’s your birthday soon, or did we miss it already? Sadface" Next month. | |||
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"Melons Lemons? I had Lemon's last disappointing Rolo. " Did you imbibe her chocolatey goodness, Jim? | |||
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"Melons Lemons? thats why watermelons got married, they couldn't cant a lope" Watermelons, cantaloupes, I'll fuck them all. | |||
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