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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Heard on the radio this morning. If you open a bag of hula hoops and you can't manage them all simply twist the bag a put a hula hoop around the twist genius. Have you anymore

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By *uriouscouple83Couple
over a year ago

Worcester

Who has ever stopped part way through a bag of hula hoops?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"Who has ever stopped part way through a bag of hula hoops? "
thought that myself to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who has ever stopped part way through a bag of hula hoops? "

Not me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate oranges count as 1 of your 5 a day

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By *ealthy_and_HungMan
over a year ago

Princes Risborough, Luasanne, Alderney

PHILANDERERS: Avoid the embarrassment of shouting out the wrong name in bed by having flings only with girls who have the same name as your wife.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Yes I recently discovered how to fold the top of a coral box that keeps it all neat and tidy, and fresher!

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

**cereal

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Chocolate oranges count as 1 of your 5 a day "

As does an entire tub of Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Put a hula hoop on each finger, then just munch away

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

When you are painting, put a piece of tape across where you pour the paint... No drips down the paint can and onto the floor

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Buy cheap vodka instead of the expensive stuff. It tastes the same and you can buy more...hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy cheap vodka instead of the expensive stuff. It tastes the same and you can buy more...hic"

Asprin will be needed

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

If you are having iced drinks, keep a kettle full of boiling water on the go in case an ice cube gets stuck in your throat.

(with thanks to Viz Comic!).

Gbat

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Buy cheap vodka instead of the expensive stuff. It tastes the same and you can buy more...hic"

No Grey Goose for you then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

open a banana 'upside down'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to know what the time is simply pop down to Argos and buy a cheap watch, once you get the receipt the time will be on there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chocolate oranges count as 1 of your 5 a day

As does an entire tub of Raspberry Ripple Ice Cream "

Wayhayyyy!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"If you want to know what the time is simply pop down to Argos and buy a cheap watch, once you get the receipt the time will be on there. "

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

Who can’t eat a whole bag of hula hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to know what the time is simply pop down to Argos and buy a cheap watch, once you get the receipt the time will be on there. "

This sounds like a wind up!

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