FabSwingers.com forum: Say something positive about men.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not a specific man, men in general.

Anything positive.... Go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have a penis

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Some are cuddly with big arms

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They make a mean windmill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men invented pretty much everything to make life easier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They always leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re not all three bad

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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

They give good hugs

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

Excellent swimmers

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

They are amusing to watch

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

They make me laugh. And smile. Sometimes cry.

They make me feel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can fart and keep a straight face... Or is that just me..

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Without men I would be a lost soul.

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By *heekyflickWoman
over a year ago

LINCOLN

They usually give great bear hug cuddles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually die before their women.

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By *erfectman122Man
over a year ago

from somewhere nice

Men give you all there time

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

They're good at the easy bit of making Babies

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Apparently, if you can’t say anything nice then don’t say anything at all, so….

…..

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

As a guy who wears a dress I only get a very few disparaging remarks, and even less from the guys on the forums.

So on the whole they’re a mature bunch who are open minded and supportive.

Go guys you’re Fab

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"They give good hugs

Yes, I would agree

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

They usually smell nice, even when they’re dirty.

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By *anilla switchWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

They have big, strong hands

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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago

cognito

Some of them make me laugh in a good way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

I like them a lot and they take bins out.

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

They give good hugs

They have sexy thighs

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

They hug and make me feel all protected and secure. They have beards to snuggle under and saddle up when you fancy a ride. They mostly smell lovely, I like sweaty and tacky forearms

Penises. Balls to pop in your mouth like gobstoppers. Furry chest rugs.

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

We don't have PMT

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By *herry OnatopWoman
over a year ago

Just over there

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

Dude. I'm a woman and I have those conversations. Except not with the football part.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

Dude. I'm a woman and I have those conversations. Except not with the football part."

Well I've heard many women use this line "cut to the chase, how big was his cock and what did he do with it", women talk.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Some of them admit to liking cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can give amazing hugs

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Some of them admit to liking cake

*drool*

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

Dude. I'm a woman and I have those conversations. Except not with the football part.

Well I've heard many women use this line "cut to the chase, how big was his cock and what did he do with it", women talk.

Ahh. They're amateurs. My gang use hand signals and raised eyebrows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

Dude. I'm a woman and I have those conversations. Except not with the football part.

Well I've heard many women use this line "cut to the chase, how big was his cock and what did he do with it", women talk.

Ahh. They're amateurs. My gang use hand signals and raised eyebrows

Lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re great at parking

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Some of them are just too hot for their own good

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ah they're alright

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

We understand women

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Some of them admit to liking cake

Did someone say cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I know some really great guys and not just sexually.

Beautiful men with beautiful hearts.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

They can be good with their tools and funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can keep you warm in bed on cold nights

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are "

Please can you send one my way

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

We are chief spider catchers too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have a nice cocks....

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We’re great at parking "

...and clarifying snack food categories

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

They won’t drive lorries and cause panic buying

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We are chief spider catchers too

...daddy long legs as well???!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re great at parking

...and clarifying snack food categories

You’re a quick learner. You will go far.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

They come in handy for a few things I guess

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Some can really make you smile and heartedly laugh

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"We are chief spider catchers too

...daddy long legs as well???!

Hell yes the little buggers also known as b52's in our house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have big hard cocks xx

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Some of us can and do read profiles then communicate via 1 singular message that isnt copy and paste.

some, only some.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"We are chief spider catchers too

Not in my house they're not

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

"We are chief spider catchers too

Not in my house they're not

Mrs mischief just squeals and runs

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"We are chief spider catchers too

"
Oh I like Boris the spider! House spiders are important you know. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have bigger hands for cupping.....

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

They smell lush

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"They smell lush

I didn’t yesterday during my run

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By *affron40Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"They smell lush

I didn’t yesterday during my run

Apart from this stinker ^^^

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

They give amazing hugs that make you feel safe

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"They smell lush

I didn’t yesterday during my run

Apart from this stinker ^^^

Thank you

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We have bigger hands for cupping.....

...but more than a handful is a waste, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They breathe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have chips and other foods you can steal. We take the calorie hit for you.

Also, you don't get mums jokes do you ... (Other than jokes about mother in law's)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have bigger hands for cupping.....

...but more than a handful is a waste, right?

Depends how much i can get in my mouth i suspose,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We do the best Dutch ovens

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

One absolute certainty, no matter what or who’s at fault, it will positively be a man - happy 19th anniversary wifey xx

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"They give amazing hugs that make you feel safe

That they do

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I love men

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By *elshguy999Man
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"We understand women"

Do we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They give amazing hugs that make you feel safe

That they do

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We do the best Dutch ovens "

...thought that was the Netherlands Kitchen company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have hairy chests

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

...who started that viscious rumour

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"They like convoluted conversations. Imagine women talking about a first meet. Now see how men would:

Bloke 1: did you shag that woman last night

Bloke 2: yeah

Bloke 1: seeing her again?

Bloke 2: hope so, pint?

Bloke 1: yeah, did you see the liverpool Brentford game at the weekend...

Unconvoluted*

Dude. I'm a woman and I have those conversations. Except not with the football part.

Well I've heard many women use this line "cut to the chase, how big was his cock and what did he do with it", women talk.

As the other Elvis wrote...

There are some things you can't cover up

With lipstick and powder

Thought I heard you mention my name

Can't you talk any louder

Don't come any closer, don't come any nearer

My vision of you can't come any clearer

Oh, I just wanna hear girls talk

Got a loaded imagination bein' fired by girls' talk

It's a more or less situation inspired by girls' talk

But I can't say the words you wanna hear

I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear, right here

And now, girls talk

And they wanna know how girls talk

And they say it's not allowed, girls talk

If they say that it's so

Don't they think that I'd know by now

Got the word up on everyone's lipstick

That you're getting faded

You may not be an old-fashioned girl

But you're gonna get dated

Was it really merder, were you just pretending

Lately I've heard you are the living end

Girls talk, and they wanna know how girls talk

And they say it's not allowed, girls talk

And they think they know how girls talk

If they say that it's so

Don't they think that I'd now by now

But I can't say the words you wanna hear

I suppose you're gonna have to play it by ear, I hear

There are some things you can't cover up

With lipstick and powder

But I heard you mention my name

Can't you talk any louder

Don't come any closer, don't come any nearer

My vision of you can't come any clearer

Girls talk, and they wanna know how girls talk

And they say it's not allowed, girls talk

And they think they know how girls talk

Girls talk, girls talk

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah girls talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are mentally malleable

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"We understand women

Do we?"

To be fair I'm sure were all 50:50 on that one

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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

They might possibly be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

...who started that viscious rumour

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

...who started that viscious rumour

Ah, so no bias at all then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

...who started that viscious rumour

Ah, so no bias at all then

Market research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some of us are keepers and will treat you like the beautiful angels you are

Please can you send one my way

Don't...you'll start panic rush on men that are keepers

I’ve heard the ones with beards and hairy chests are already very much in demand

They might possibly be

No maybe about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a specific man, men in general.

Anything positive.... Go! "

I adore men, they endlessly fascinate me. I love their bodies, their pretty faces, they way they feel and the way they make me feel, their smell, the way their minds work. Without men I'd be lost as they put the smile on my face and some of them are truly awesome human beings like my Dad and that little arsehole I call my brother.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

They are good at taking the bins out when prompted

Jo x

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Some of them aren't straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are good at taking the bins out when prompted

Jo x

OMG, I was just about to type this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel both validated and ridiculed at the same time

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By *asilyled1Man
over a year ago

ogmore valley

A lot of them are fricking great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They are good at taking the bins out when prompted... The third time

Jo x

Fixed this for you !

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

They usually know techy stuff, and can come with some cool gadgetry, and I hate cutting the grass. Definitely a blue job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They have a penis

Yesss!! Thanks for the penises

They have popping veins that look oh so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They smell lush

Also

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

They're loveable. Thoughtful. Give good hugs that are different to the way a woman hugs. And the special ones make you feel like you're their dreamgirl, whatever's going on.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Some are actually really decent guys, good for a laugh and you know where you are with them.

Some others however are absolutely hilarious when you turn them down and point out they're not females

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're loveable. Thoughtful. Give good hugs that are different to the way a woman hugs. And the special ones make you feel like you're their dreamgirl, whatever's going on."

I can’t agree more Meli, gaaawddd I love men!!!

can’t live without them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They smell lovely and manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are handy to open a jar

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By *elshkinkyMan
over a year ago

south wales

They do a mean elephant impression …..

And no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent swimmers"

Some have excellent swimmers.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

BBQs... some make the best BBQ chefs ...maybe it's a love of burning things?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are great at fixing things, starting wars and being wonderfully supportive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They usually can reach the top cupboards. Bonus.

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Men smell good, are great at fixing things, some are good cooks, give great hugs and passionate kisses.

They’ll cuddle with you on a bad day and make it better.

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"They usually know techy stuff, and can come with some cool gadgetry, and I hate cutting the grass. Definitely a blue job

We both hate gardening but love (as do the dogs) having a 120ft garden, I was all for astroturfing it, wife suggested a gardener, and we’ve now got a beautifully manicured law, despite the dogs trying to turn into a re-enactment of the Somme, all taken care of by our lovely… woman gardener!

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"They usually can reach the top cupboards. Bonus.

As I am a short-arse, I ensured I married a taller woman for this reason

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By *iBBWLondonWoman
over a year ago

London

They call you names when they like you

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By *edantic SheilaWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I love men full stop!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

They appreciate my randomness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are good wankers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They appreciate my randomness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They give great cuddles, they can open jars when I can't (I know, not very feminist, but I sometimes can't do it!), they have sexy shoulders and they're easy to talk to. I like that they don't really hold grudges in the same way, if I piss a man off he'll just tell me!

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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago

Doire Theas

"They appreciate my randomness

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"Not a specific man, men in general.

Anything positive.... Go! "

Some are honest, tactile, funny & sexy all at the same time!

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"They give great cuddles, they can open jars when I can't (I know, not very feminist, but I sometimes can't do it!), they have sexy shoulders and they're easy to talk to. I like that they don't really hold grudges in the same way, if I piss a man off he'll just tell me!"

Oh sexy shoulders do it for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are good at biting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're good at putting things up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are essential to the jock strap industry.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They are caring x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can shit, shower and shave in under 5 mins - this easing congestion in the bathroom.

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By *ocksareoffMan
over a year ago

Out n About

We can multitask, fa*t and belch at the sametime

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I like cock

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"I like cock"

That's about you

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Literally nothing would get done without them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re also not big talkers

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Literally nothing would get done without them."

Oh it would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally nothing would get done without them."

This so true! If I didn’t left my feet up when she comes around with the hoover there’s no chance the bit of carpet in front of the sofa would ever get done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They're good at putting things up

Up what may i ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have Willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock, hugs, take the bins out ...got it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some have big hands big chests 50 inch plus and can cuddle bear hug

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

There's plenty to choose from

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By *ancer36Woman
over a year ago

Stirling

The good ones make you feel safe but not smothered, they are your biggest supporter, your comedian on the days you need cheering up, the provider of arms that hold you tight, they kiss your forehead, open doors and excite you in ways you never thought possible.

Some only need to look at you and you feel special…these men are rare but they exist in both platonic friendships and more, these men are awesome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men adore bbw women and treat them like their queen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have big jumpers you can steal and always have socks you can also steal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men can be very tender and loving x

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman
over a year ago

"The good ones make you feel safe but not smothered, they are your biggest supporter, your comedian on the days you need cheering up, the provider of arms that hold you tight, they kiss your forehead, open doors and excite you in ways you never thought possible.

Some only need to look at you and you feel special…these men are rare but they exist in both platonic friendships and more, these men are awesome xx"

Where are they

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"They usually know techy stuff, and can come with some cool gadgetry, and I hate cutting the grass. Definitely a blue job

Id get a sheep if my garden was much bigger. Could club together with the neighbours lol

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By *nly4funMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Some only need to look at you and you feel special…these men are rare but they exist in both platonic friendships and more, these men are awesome xx"

Wow. We’ve never met and already you know me so well...!!!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They make good tables

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BBQs... some make the best BBQ chefs ...maybe it's a love of burning things?!

Someone who burns things surely isn’t a best BBQ chef.

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By *kaythen07Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Grow the best beards

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By *andy NorthwoodMan
over a year ago

...

Men are so considerate they're usually willing to have sex even when they aren't in the mood

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They do the funny cock between the leg thing to try and imagine living in fanny land and look at you as if they have superior intelligence at the same time.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They do the funny cock between the leg thing to try and imagine living in fanny land and look at you as if they have superior intelligence at the same time. "

Silence of the lambs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're great at filling the other side of the bed!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"They do the funny cock between the leg thing to try and imagine living in fanny land and look at you as if they have superior intelligence at the same time.

Silence of the lambs?"

Now you've spoiled it Yasmeen !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's not funny anymore i'll have to think of sommat else.....

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They do the funny cock between the leg thing to try and imagine living in fanny land and look at you as if they have superior intelligence at the same time.

Silence of the lambs?

Now you've spoiled it Yasmeen !"

It rubs the lotion on its body

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

They oil your skin to keep it soft

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"They oil your skin to keep it soft

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We fart in bed

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"We fart in bed

And women don't?

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Men don't drone on ... unlike this thread??!

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

We catch spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re alright I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were all female until the Y chromosome kicked in

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"We were all female until the Y chromosome kicked in "

True

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We catch spiders

Speak for yourself mate.

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

"We catch spiders

Speak for yourself mate.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They play big spoon good

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

They made it out the womb alive

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By *ustdaveHantsMan
over a year ago

chippenham

Men don't drone on ... unlike this thread??!

I definitely don't drone on been taught from a young age

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Some of us can build flatpack furniture without the instructions.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

They reach stuff from shelves for me, even random strangers if I ask nicely

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

We know to lift the toilet seat up first.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"They reach stuff from shelves for me, even random strangers if I ask nicely "

I'd let you sit on my shoulders so you can chose the item yourself.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

They can walk

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