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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What would it be and why?

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By *heshire DilfMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Footballer or porn star.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballer or porn star. "

But why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaceman. I want to go to space please.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Very simple. I'd go back to running a pub. But how they used to be. I miss it and don't think I'll ever be able to again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

I actually fancy the idea of being a tube driver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would breed baby racehorses and just keep them all forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

I actually fancy the idea of being a tube driver. "

Would be amazing

go to work, drive, go home et voila

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would breed baby racehorses and just keep them all forever. "

if you dont race them then they are not race horses.

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By *ily WhiteWoman
over a year ago

up a bit, right a bit...that's the spot

I'd be a vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would breed baby racehorses and just keep them all forever.

if you dont race them then they are not race horses. "

True yes

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Politician

The income of a career criminal with no fear of getting nicked.

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I would work with animals. Looking after the Orangutans in Borneo would be good or running a dog shelter here.

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

I'm currently an underwater fireman so I wouldn't want any other job in the world.

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By *eavertrackerMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I love the thought of being a photographer of landscapes

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By *urvyBi-84Man
over a year ago

Lancs

I’d be a pilot and fly around the world to see and explore new places. It would be amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to run an animal rescue centre

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm currently an underwater fireman so I wouldn't want any other job in the world.

Sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helicopter pilot

…so I can fly high up in the sky like Orville wanted to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

Oh you do... very personally too sometimes.

Id be a btcc driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that I have now (Mr).

Being the boss of our own company is hard work but the rewards are worth the commitment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Helicopter pilot

…so I can fly high up in the sky like Orville wanted to

Would it be a green helicopter?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

Oh you do... very personally too sometimes.

Id be a btcc driver

Damn it

What’s a btcc driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HGV Driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I honestly don’t think I would change. Yes there are better jobs than being self employed builder but I feel genuinely “free” in life feeling you don’t get working set hours for someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm currently an underwater fireman so I wouldn't want any other job in the world.

Not a dolphin trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marine biologist or wedding planner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d want to be a vet working with an animal rescue charity it with animals in the wild.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wildlife photographer/cameraman

Get to travel the world and see true beauty in motion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id not chwnge my job for the world! I work with horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Footballer or porn star.

But why?"

You have to ask that question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like to a policeman or fireman ! My mental proclivities prevent this unfortunately x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Footballer or porn star.

But why?

You have to ask that question? "

Well yes.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Chief biscuit taster (& inventor too) at McVitie's.

I'd be in heaven each day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to be a stay at home wife. Or a stay at home girlfriend, I’m not too fussed.

Ideally my husband would be rich.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chief biscuit taster (& inventor too) at McVitie's.

I'd be in heaven each day"

Good plan.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

Chauffeur - I love driving and I wouldn't have to pay for the beautiful cars.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Master of the keys to Kylie Minogue’s lingerie drawer! ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chauffeur - I love driving and I wouldn't have to pay for the beautiful cars.

Do you look good in a hat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Master of the keys to Kylie Minogue’s lingerie drawer! ??"

I would suggest she has more than just a drawer.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Chauffeur - I love driving and I wouldn't have to pay for the beautiful cars.

Do you look good in a hat?

I look good in anything - even a mankini.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Critical Care Paramedic on an Air Ambulance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be the guy that drives the beach racking tractor

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By *azylivingMan
over a year ago

random location

Any kind of racing on either 2 or 4 wheels would do.

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By *orquedirtytomeCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

I’d be in the military or a professional racing driver

The Mr would own his own gym

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chauffeur - I love driving and I wouldn't have to pay for the beautiful cars.

Do you look good in a hat?

I look good in anything - even a mankini.

I need to see picture evidence.

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By *orquedirtytomeCouple
over a year ago

nottingham

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

Oh you do... very personally too sometimes.

Id be a btcc driver

Yesss

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I would love to have a restaurant, but I know how hard and low paid it is

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Somewhere

Test pilot or driver, love the adrenaline rush of speed.

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By *iltopbearMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Politician

The income of a career criminal with no fear of getting nicked."

This

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would love to have a restaurant, but I know how hard and low paid it is "

Its not necessarily low paid but yes you definitely have to put in the hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be a train driver because I wouldn’t have to deal with humans

Oh you do... very personally too sometimes.

Id be a btcc driver

Damn it

What’s a btcc driver

'British touring car championship'

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Market Deeping

"Chauffeur - I love driving and I wouldn't have to pay for the beautiful cars.

Do you look good in a hat?

I look good in anything - even a mankini.

I need to see picture evidence.

Better still - you could see it for yourself.

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By *urplechesterCouple
over a year ago

chester

Caretaker at the Overlook hotel! Why? Because all work and no play makes me a dull girl

Miss pc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footballer - Nothing I've ever done has given me the same adrenalin rush as when I was young and half decent at kicking a pigs bladder around a grassy field.

A musician/singer would also be pretty cool. I'm tone deaf and barely able to play the triangle though so never gonna happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have it already

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have mine already in the world of reality but it would have to be a formula 1 driver, and Missy would be a vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be a co pilot behind my dad just to get a glimpse of what he had to go through.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

If money were no object, T would love to run a dog rescue - especially for cocker spaniels. They’d have a huge, safe open space for running around & warm beds at night. He’d probably let them have a house & he’d live in a caravan. They would all be spoilt

J x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to think about a second hand bookstore as love reading and discussing books

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Porn star. That way I might actually, finally get to have enough sex.

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By *s Verity VeneryWoman
over a year ago

Bliss

Right now I'd love to be Chris Evans snuggle pillow,

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Right now I'd love to be Chris Evans snuggle pillow, "

The ginger twat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to run an animal rescue centre "

Me too, I'll start one up with you

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

"I'd love to run an animal rescue centre

Me too, I'll start one up with you

What about a big cat sanctuary?

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Love something like cleaning environment travelling the world clearing Island of rubbish but pay 100k a year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd run a local sports centre/community hub. Similar to how GAA clubs are in Ireland (at least I think that's how they are run!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a councillor.

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

"I would breed baby racehorses and just keep them all forever. "

I agree with you they are beautiful

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By *ougie321Man
over a year ago

Milford Haven

"Id not chwnge my job for the world! I work with horses

I’m envious

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By *actilemale4uMan
over a year ago

London

Captain of a cruise ship.

Good salary, free board, travel the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working with apes or dolphins. Selfishly I’d want to do it because I find them fascinating. They’re so intelligent and so closely related to us, but we know hardly anything about them and there’s still so many possibilities to uncover in terms of communication and teaching one another.

I’d work with them for free

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By *elsbells2011Couple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I’d really like to be a train driver. Don’t know why but always fancied it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to be some kind of scientist, especially exploring astronomy! I'd love to be intelligent enough to be able to research and discover all things space and know what it all means. It's truly fascinating and what an interesting job it must be.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

I wish I knew. Something which helped people and I found rewarding, not financially rewarding but rewarding in my heart and soul.

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

I would love to be the Master Brewer for a brewery. What an awesome jobs, its where Science, art and creativity meet. Unfortunately it takes many years of education, practice and experience plus natural flare yet so few positions avaliable.

(Mr)

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Forensic pathologist/ crime scene investigator.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mental health nurse or a crisis negotiator.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Plant pathologist

then I’d know why my plants sometimes die

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

The job I'd like probably doesn't exist, or if it does, it's so deeply clandestine, no one knows about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do it already

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

I really like mine!

But I'd like to work for games workshop or Gibson guitars.

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Kettering/ Market Harborough

Love my job but if that went tits up I'd volenteer to be Ducati's new test rider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kylie's bottom powder bufferer

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

North East Lincolnshire

I really enjoy what I do. There are a few other things I fancy - travel photographer, herbalist, restaurant critic...

And if I didn't need money, I'd do life coaching for people who need it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to run an animal rescue centre

Me too, I'll start one up with you

What about a big cat sanctuary? "

Oooo even better, yes. Plus some little cats too, for the cute factor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Airline Pilot.

I just love flying.

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By *tue555Man
over a year ago

Another Time

My job

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By *ubmissiveman2uMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

F1 driver...

Loads a money

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kylie's bottom powder bufferer

I reckon that's definitely a full time job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Helicopter pilot

…so I can fly high up in the sky like Orville wanted to

I can sing that song doing an uncannily accurate impersonation of Orville

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By *nigmatic_AngelWoman
over a year ago

The place where fairies live

"What would it be and why?"
a lady that lunches and does voluntary work when she chooses..

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'd work for guide dogs breeding puppies

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Professional musician.

Done it amature for years, just wish I was good enough to do it as a job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Librarian, but it’d need to be a good library and not like our local or just work in a book store.

Book stores are just fantastic places full of new adventures and I’ve met some ace people in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Head Gardener in a Victorian walled kitchen garden; as they used to exist in their heyday in the mid-nineteenth century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fast Jet Pilot in the RAF. Because it looks sensational

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Backing singer for major male & female music stars, groups and on musical album recordings.

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By *aFemmeCoquetteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in the middle not the.....

Wildlife photographer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Head Gardener in a Victorian walled kitchen garden; as they used to exist in their heyday in the mid-nineteenth century.

I like the sound of this. Would you have a hot melon house.

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By *ilverjagMan
over a year ago

swansea

I would be a social worker because, the people they have to deal with who have learing difficulties, and challenging behaviour must be a damn sight easier to deal with, than those I have to deal with who have been blessed with those qualities, namely labourers.

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By *ustdavewiltshireMan
over a year ago

Bath

"I'm currently an underwater fireman so I wouldn't want any other job in the world.

Not a dolphin trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run a tech company that was changing the world.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run a tech company that was changing the world. "

Like ones that have an owner who can build a rocket powered penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Run a tech company that was changing the world.

Like ones that have an owner who can build a rocket powered penis?

Haha. Yes, but I kinda like the style of the other guy (not the publicity seeking Virgin).

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By *ussexualMan
over a year ago

London

I'd be a snowplough driver, you only have to work about 5 days a year (in the south at least).

Not sure how I'd get to work on the days I'm needed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clown or Doctor either make others laugh or reduce their pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronaut, wow that would be a dream for me, to look back on our home.

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