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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rematch clause, just incase the first one doesn't go too well for whatever reason

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

The promise of mutual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rematch clause, just incase the first one doesn't go too well for whatever reason "

Haha, the sexual mulligan

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The promise of mutual pleasure "

I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Cup of tea and a slice of cheesecake would do it and yes there will be crumbs...

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!"

Nooo.

Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cup of tea and a slice of cheesecake would do it and yes there will be crumbs..."

I’ll let you build a trail down my body of them x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haribo jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!

Nooo.

Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream

"

Have a good dipping utensil

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!

Nooo.

Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream

Have a good dipping utensil "

Lol I'm sure you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat?"

I’m a cheap date. Wine. Cocktails.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I mean, is this not baked in to all meetings already?!

Nooo.

Failing that an unctuous chocolate fondant pudding with home made walnut ice cream

"

Oh be-have woman. I had to Google unctuous to see if it was a typo or a real word

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In light of the current crisis involving us, I’m thinking of offering a free can of petrol with every meet - which got me thinking, what incentive would absolutely have you in the sheets within a heartbeat?

I’m a cheap date. Wine. Cocktails. "

Sex on the beach coming up

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

The ability to make me laugh xx

What can I say...I'm easily pleased

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Tea & cake!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"The promise of mutual pleasure "

I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!

If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"Cup of tea and a slice of cheesecake would do it and yes there will be crumbs..."

As long as they aren't in the bed...

I'd kick Angelina Jolie out of bed if she dropped crumbs!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Coffee and conversation.

It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.

Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.

Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!

If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs! "

Who establishes the cost of what is lost ?

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By *he_Wite_NiteMan
over a year ago

Usually Dundee and around


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!

If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!

Who establishes the cost of what is lost ?"

its a fair point, and in the small print there is some clauses on non-tangibles such as lost time and missed opportunities...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee and conversation.

It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.

Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.

Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward."

Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The promise of mutual pleasure

I ptactically offer a money back guarantee with this!

If you do not receive as much or more pleasure during our meet, I'll cover the costs!

Who establishes the cost of what is lost ?

its a fair point, and in the small print there is some clauses on non-tangibles such as lost time and missed opportunities... "

T&c’s always a nightmare

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A sexy, fit man in a cosy bed.

Nice cup of tea after wouldn't be sniffed at.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Coffee and conversation.

It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.

Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.

Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward.

Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets. "

Well, I'm not promising that....

Or expecting it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Coffee and conversation.

It's the perfect pairing and the only incentive I need.

Except I just realised you said guaranteed to get between the sheets.... and that's different.

Nothing would incentivise that, even if we have met before. No promises or expectations is the way forward.

Coffee and conversation is always a winner. And personally, I always find a woman who doesn’t promise anything to be the one that’ll instantly get me between the sheets.

Well, I'm not promising that....

Or expecting it "

It’d be implied in that cheeky smile of yours x

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Sharks with laser beams

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sharks with laser beams"

Some want to sleep with James Bond, others want the nemesis…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My incentive would be a heartfelt apology afterwards alingnthe lines of “Im sorry that doesnt normally happen”

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