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"Yesterday I was talking to my 13 year old son and winding him up saying that he’ll need to start shaving soon as he’s got a little caterpillar under his nose lol After a while he tells me he shaves his armpits so he doesn’t sweat as much and then says dad when you shave your privates how do you do it without cutting yourself? It was only this morning that I thought, hang on he doesn’t own a razor. His reply 2 minutes ago was “I know I used yours but I washed it after” "I'm guilty as charged ... I used to use my Dads razors on my legs... | |||
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"Yesterday I was talking to my 13 year old son and winding him up saying that he’ll need to start shaving soon as he’s got a little caterpillar under his nose lol After a while he tells me he shaves his armpits so he doesn’t sweat as much and then says dad when you shave your privates how do you do it without cutting yourself? It was only this morning that I thought, hang on he doesn’t own a razor. His reply 2 minutes ago was “I know I used yours but I washed it after” "Lmao awe got to love them. You should tell him to keep that one as it is gentle on your bumhole when you shave it | |||
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"All you people gipping at this post..... Just remember.... There used to be one bar of soap in the shower as a kid.... The same bar of soap you washed your face with, as dad washed his asshole with
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"All you people gipping at this post..... Just remember.... There used to be one bar of soap in the shower as a kid.... The same bar of soap you washed your face with, as dad washed his asshole with
"How posh were you with a shower ! We just had a bath. I had the water second after my dad and my brother had it third. I remember the scum on top of the water. | |||
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"All you people gipping at this post..... Just remember.... There used to be one bar of soap in the shower as a kid.... The same bar of soap you washed your face with, as dad washed his asshole with
How posh were you with a shower ! We just had a bath. I had the water second after my dad and my brother had it third. I remember the scum on top of the water. "Ahhhh...the old "Sunday night bath routine"!! i guess i was lucky in a way. 5 older brothers and i was the only girl, so i got my bath first! | |||
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"Buy yourself a new one too "On the shopping list lol | |||
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"Oh just epic.... Made me giggle. Yes.. get him a good one OP... Then use his tooth brush to clean the sink ..." excellent suggestion | |||
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"I had matey in my Sunday bath "And now im singing the advert! Cheers!! | |||
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"How does he know you shave your privates ?" Oh no don’t make me think that  | |||
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"I had matey in my Sunday bath "Can't beat bathing with a Matey  | |||
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"All you people gipping at this post..... Just remember.... There used to be one bar of soap in the shower as a kid.... The same bar of soap you washed your face with, as dad washed his asshole with
How posh were you with a shower ! We just had a bath. I had the water second after my dad and my brother had it third. I remember the scum on top of the water.
Ahhhh...the old "Sunday night bath routine"!! i guess i was lucky in a way. 5 older brothers and i was the only girl, so i got my bath first! "Sunday night bath with the radio on listening to the top 40 countdown….happy days | |||
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"All you people gipping at this post..... Just remember.... There used to be one bar of soap in the shower as a kid.... The same bar of soap you washed your face with, as dad washed his asshole with
How posh were you with a shower ! We just had a bath. I had the water second after my dad and my brother had it third. I remember the scum on top of the water.
Ahhhh...the old "Sunday night bath routine"!! i guess i was lucky in a way. 5 older brothers and i was the only girl, so i got my bath first! "Sunday night bath with the radio on listening to the top 40 countdown….happy days | |||
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"Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?! I’d also be having a chat with him about his internet usage as well…" This got me too Quote- "Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?" You'd imagine it's his facial hair he'd be shaving firstly as it's visible to everyone... I would be concerned about the need to shave his pubes or maybe is it for hygienic reasons...but I did kinda hear alarm bells at first. He's only very much a child at 13 | |||
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"Is it all blunt now? " I’m not checking I’m giving it to him later when I get home | |||
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I don’t remember where the razors come from but I remember I spent the next few years with a red rash on my neck
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"Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?! I’d also be having a chat with him about his internet usage as well… This got me too Quote- "Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?" You'd imagine it's his facial hair he'd be shaving firstly as it's visible to everyone... I would be concerned about the need to shave his pubes or maybe is it for hygienic reasons...but I did kinda hear alarm bells at first. He's only very much a child at 13 " He’s been shaving his arm pits so natural progression I think He’s got no facial hair so suppose he was curios | |||
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" It was only this morning that I thought, hang on he doesn’t own a razor. His reply 2 minutes ago was “I know I used yours but I washed it after” "Get him to look up impetigo on the internet. He might stop using other people's razors in the future. | |||
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"Pits and pubes usually develop before beards so that sounds normal. He has obviously seen adult content with smooth shaved models and wants to copy them. Time to by* him his own razor though, and give him a lesson!" *buy! | |||
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"Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?! I’d also be having a chat with him about his internet usage as well… This got me too Quote- "Where on earth is he learning about needing to shave his pubic hair before his face?" You'd imagine it's his facial hair he'd be shaving firstly as it's visible to everyone... I would be concerned about the need to shave his pubes or maybe is it for hygienic reasons...but I did kinda hear alarm bells at first. He's only very much a child at 13 He’s been shaving his arm pits so natural progression I think He’s got no facial hair so suppose he was curios" Cool  I just saw another post that said pubes & under arm hair grow before facial hair | |||
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"All part of growing up OP. My lad has had a dirty mark on his top lip for over a year. But we’ve had ‘hairgate’ in this house for three years, he’s not a fan of his growing hair and asked if he could shave or go get a wax. I just said you are too young at the moment but bought him a small pair of scissors to keep it short in the meantime and he’s happy with that. " | |||
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This is hilarious OP and a good cautionary tale to prepare one for my 13 year old! | |||
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My parents never used to buy me razors and I don't know how I never got an infection shaving as the whole house shared one. I remember it always being blunt and rusty. It's pretty gross to think about now.  | |||
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"Oh bless him! I'd definitely treat him to a nice new razor set and maybe show him how to do it properly if he's not sure. But maybe let him figure out his ball shaving technique himself.
My parents never used to buy me razors and I don't know how I never got an infection shaving as the whole house shared one. I remember it always being blunt and rusty. It's pretty gross to think about now. "Just been to Asda and bought him a new one Omg can I go back in time and buy you your own | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. " Chill pill... Please dont make this out to be something it's not.... | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. Chill pill... Please dont make this out to be something it's not.... " Read the forum rules  | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. Chill pill... Please dont make this out to be something it's not.... " It is creepy....go upto a stranger and start talking about a 13yr old boy shaving his privates...see what happens | |||
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"when you shave your privates how do you do it without cutting yourself?" Veet Miraculous Oil | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. Chill pill... Please dont make this out to be something it's not.... It is creepy....go upto a stranger and start talking about a 13yr old boy shaving his privates...see what happens " The same could be said about the umpteen number of subjects that are discussed and spoken of here. I found it funny. If someone decides to to have other sickening thoughts, that's not the OPs fault. Would you be eating a banana the silly way and making those noises like how you are in your video out in public? No, I didn't think so. | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. Chill pill... Please dont make this out to be something it's not.... It is creepy....go upto a stranger and start talking about a 13yr old boy shaving his privates...see what happens The same could be said about the umpteen number of subjects that are discussed and spoken of here. I found it funny. If someone decides to to have other sickening thoughts, that's not the OPs fault. Would you be eating a banana the silly way and making those noises like how you are in your video out in public? No, I didn't think so. " I actually do eat a banana like that and im buzzing someone's watched my video....cheers mate x | |||
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" I actually do eat a banana like that and im buzzing someone's watched my video....cheers mate x" Whatever floats your boat. | |||
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" I actually do eat a banana like that and im buzzing someone's watched my video....cheers mate x Whatever floats your boat." You can fab it if you like it | |||
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"Aww how lovely. Have you told him that you're discussing him on a sex site with a load of strangers? So sweet, they will all be thinking about your under 18 year old son's genitals. " You're the only one making this weird, the men have all been there and most of us ladies are mums, so we get it | |||
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