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Sex for petrol ( not seriously )

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By *uv2kiss OP   Man
over a year ago

fenland

If you needed petrol what would be a fair exchange do you think.

Obviously a full tank is full sex lol

But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

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By *annaBeStrongMan
over a year ago

wokingham

You can literally price this.

Average full tank is what? 50-70 quid depending on vehicle size?

Setting the bar pretty low there if you think full sex is worth 50-70

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I have 2gallons of diesel in the shed. Don't think it goes off like petrol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a big tank guys, takes about £140 to fill me up x

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"You can literally price this.

Average full tank is what? 50-70 quid depending on vehicle size?

Setting the bar pretty low there if you think full sex is worth 50-70 "

But a bottle of water is worth more in the desert than in rainy old England. Not sure how much some people would pay now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?"

I can barely muster a teaspoonful

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By *uv2kiss OP   Man
over a year ago

fenland


"You can literally price this.

Average full tank is what? 50-70 quid depending on vehicle size?

Setting the bar pretty low there if you think full sex is worth 50-70 "

Full sex is free on fab ( allegedly lol )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Let's get this right! It's an important issue.....

Why is it always assumed that a blow job is of lesser value than vag sex ?

I will give vag sex to completion for 10 litres but a blow job is going to cost a full 40 litre tank and a 10 litre Gerry!

A hand job as above minus the full tank and a dildo up YOUR arse is half a tank if it stays up there or a full tank if I have to pull it out.

End of..... Queue here please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

I can barely muster a teaspoonful "

You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

I can barely muster a teaspoonful

You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you."

I've sadly only got £299.90

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

I can barely muster a teaspoonful

You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.

I've sadly only got £299.90 "

Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Let's get this right! It's an important issue.....

Why is it always assumed that a blow job is of lesser value than vag sex ?

I will give vag sex to completion for 10 litres but a blow job is going to cost a full 40 litre tank and a 10 litre Gerry!

A hand job as above minus the full tank and a dildo up YOUR arse is half a tank if it stays up there or a full tank if I have to pull it out.

End of..... Queue here please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

I can barely muster a teaspoonful

You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.

I've sadly only got £299.90

Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal. "

I've put it in my "World's Best Lover" mug.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Think I have 2gallons of diesel in the shed. Don't think it goes off like petrol."

What do you want for your diesel

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By *ewfie02Couple
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Today, thousands of fuel tanker drivers turned up for work as usual. The same number of drivers that worked all last week, the week before that, the week before that and the week before that.... Etc etc. Stop listening to news.

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By *uv2kiss OP   Man
over a year ago

fenland


"But what would a BJ be, couple of gallons?

I can barely muster a teaspoonful

You need Granny's Cum Confidence Course for £300.00 you sprawny spurter you.

I've sadly only got £299.90

Okay. That and syphoned mug from your neighbours 4 x 4 and it's a deal. "

I have joined the queue, nowhere near the front but Boris has bought in the army now.

All our problems are solved

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By *rivervaderMan
over a year ago

bolton

I just put 300ltrs diesel in my tank

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

I have about 4 pints in my tank! I'm guessing I'd exchange that for a smile Actually I'd take that as nobody smiles in London

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Well if I go by my nickname, I'd need the petrol station to store my earnings.

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